MP best practices

[Urbandisaster]

Hi all, as a not-so-regular chiongster myself, I was just thinking about gathering tips and tricks from seniors here on how to get the most bang for my buck.

Please list down your life hacks here! Could be anywhere between touching the MLs' thighs when she's around your head area, or just starting off the massage fully nude.

Anything would help!

[SoftRiceKing]

If can start off the session full nude of course is good. When I become their regular, once close door or drawn curtain, my hands will auto roam the melons before even massage starts

[TankerMack]

First time visit, pretend you speak very little mandarin. When it comes to GQ, due to language issues, you will usually be told standard rates because they dont want to waste time trying to negotiate in a language that they are uncomfortable in.

Previously, there have been times i negotiate until i lost all mood and changed and left.

[superstiffy]

dun say u first time at mp... even u really first time go also dun admit...

[wangwang88]

Ya.. dont say first time here. Sometimes they abit hesitant to provide gq for first time customer. Maybe dont wear too nice go also, got 1 time i went after work, the ml thought i undercover mata �� maybe is face issue as well

[Nightzzz]

Ya.. dont say first time here. Sometimes they abit hesitant to provide gq for first time customer. Maybe dont wear too nice go also, got 1 time i went after work, the ml thought i undercover mata �� maybe is face issue as well

I also face this issue also… maybe because I quite young..

[Lovingme]

best practice is to.. avoid $88 places.
if i see the shop provides $88 svc, i don't even enter the shop.

more often then not, these places extras are at a premium too..

[r.fowler]

dun say u first time at mp... even u really first time go also dun admit...

this is very true... need to show you're a seasoned chiongster.

[rundevilrun87]

agree with the tips listed here so far

avoid looking 'fresh', question i hear quite often is ask "r u 1st time here" just say no to avoid kena chop

also prevent off chance she doesnt pop GQ

extra personal tip also is if she ask do u stay nearby just say yes. i suspect is their way to sense whether to chop u more or less. if u stay near they might be easier to nego down

or maybe this is all just i think too much lol

[YishunHunter]

Engage with ML if they are chatty type, don't need talk too much cock but laugh abit here and there is good

She happy you happier

Heard complains before where the guy is silent throughout, the ML also abit stressed dunno issit angry or police lol

[C1015]

If you are a first timer in a MP, they will always screen you by asking sop questions to make sure you not MATA.

My method is always touching them during the massage, I don’t think mata as a law enforcer will touch them. Lol, I tell them if I’m mata, I’ll not commit a crime by molesting you. Usually works for me.

[dandit]

when they give me the disposable underwear i would tear a hole at the front n stick my dick through the hole HAHA

[Urbandisaster]

If you are a first timer in a MP, they will always screen you by asking sop questions to make sure you not MATA.

My method is always touching them during the massage, I don’t think mata as a law enforcer will touch them. Lol, I tell them if I’m mata, I’ll not commit a crime by molesting you. Usually works for me.

This is sound advice. I'm always hesitant to touch in case they feel uncomfortable.

Just fuck it and do ah? Don't care so much?

[goldfish1987]

This is sound advice. I'm always hesitant to touch in case they feel uncomfortable.

Just fuck it and do ah? Don't care so much?

you can start with the calves and try to gauge how she react. if she is ok with being touched, then you can slowly move up to her thighs and eventually her butt. but do it gently la don't suddenly grab people hard, everyone will cua sai

if she doesnt like it she will siam or ask you to stop. then u lan lan. can prepare to skip the extra and save the tips if she doesn't offer. don't think anything extreme will happen

[Urbandisaster]

you can start with the calves and try to gauge how she react. if she is ok with being touched, then you can slowly move up to her thighs and eventually her butt. but do it gently la don't suddenly grab people hard, everyone will cua sai

if she doesnt like it she will siam or ask you to stop. then u lan lan. can prepare to skip the extra and save the tips if she doesn't offer. don't think anything extreme will happen

Thanks bro. Have you tried this in legit MPs?

[SoftRiceKing]

If you are a first timer in a MP, they will always screen you by asking sop questions to make sure you not MATA.

My method is always touching them during the massage, I don’t think mata as a law enforcer will touch them. Lol, I tell them if I’m mata, I’ll not commit a crime by molesting you. Usually works for me.

And don’t ask questions like “how many girls work here? How many PRC, VN or Thai?” This somehow makes u sound like mata. Got ML ever told her that she had encounter customer like this, she also scare.

This is sound advice. I'm always hesitant to touch in case they feel uncomfortable.

Just fuck it and do ah? Don't care so much?
When I visit new girl, usually I will gently grope their ass, slowly move my hands in circular movement, and of course praise them on how pretty they are. If no resistance then I will pull them toward me and play with the melons, before the start of session

[Xgenre]

When I flip over, I will ask for my phone. Then surf our forum and show them the interesting advertisements. Normally they will look at how pretty the ladies are. Ice breaker Then I will tell them which girl provide what service and which are the ones with better skills that i had tried.

Main point is, I don't have to touch them to let them know I am open for extra services. Plus it is not illegal to show them the sponsored threads of the advertisers here. Then wait for them to suggest or I will just show the advertisement and ask here got same service?

[goldfish1987]

Thanks bro. Have you tried this in legit MPs?

nope i have not tried it, usually i do some research before going down to the MP. why are you looking for happy endings in legit MPs?

[Urbandisaster]

nope i have not tried it, usually i do some research before going down to the MP. why are you looking for happy endings in legit MPs?

apologies, i wasn't. just curious if these things would work on legit MPs... sounds like a fantasy.

[C1015]

This is sound advice. I'm always hesitant to touch in case they feel uncomfortable.

Just fuck it and do ah? Don't care so much?


Only touch when you are very sure they have happy ending.
After touching if they continue allow you then hoseh Liao.

If they smack your hands or push you away, then high chance this MP no hanky panky.

I know certain spa have this practice of not allowing any happy ending during first trip…. But usually at the end of first trip, they will “hint” you.

[foxtro]

Only touch when you are very sure they have happy ending.
I know certain spa have this practice of not allowing any happy ending during first trip…. But usually at the end of first trip, they will “hint” you.

How will they hint you? For the clueless bros haha

[C1015]

How will they hint you? For the clueless bros haha

1) if bros here share and confirm there’s happy ending.
2) csi their page from fb Instagram and w/e, if they show all their beautiful and pretty photos, high chance there’s at least happy ending.
3) the old way, accidental brush, teasing.
4) or what a bro here mentioned, they ask you questions to fish if you are mata or not.

Common questions: 1) your first time here? 2) what you work as? 3) do you always visit MP? If so, where?

Always make sure you tell them you are not new in this industry and name some places you go.

Happy chionging!

[sladang]

Only touch when you are very sure they have happy ending.
After touching if they continue allow you then hoseh Liao.

If they smack your hands or push you away, then high chance this MP no hanky panky.

I know certain spa have this practice of not allowing any happy ending during first trip…. But usually at the end of first trip, they will “hint” you.

How will they hint you? For the clueless bros haha

Mayb at the end of first trip, they will touch u back on the way out lor, haha :D ..

[Urbandisaster]

Only touch when you are very sure they have happy ending.
After touching if they continue allow you then hoseh Liao.

If they smack your hands or push you away, then high chance this MP no hanky panky.

I know certain spa have this practice of not allowing any happy ending during first trip…. But usually at the end of first trip, they will “hint” you.

Actually, part of the fun is finding those unknown or not advertised shops that have happy ending. Those kinds are the best.

That's why it's important to know what's the best practice to test if have or don't have, without being too blatant. haha

[superstiffy]

if u cheong spa enough.. u auto will know have gq or not... no need to test..

warm tip for you.... you see those room inside got sign that say no sex service means confirm have sex service.. :D

[ssd3469]

if u cheong spa enough.. u auto will know have gq or not... no need to test..

warm tip for you.... you see those room inside got sign that say no sex service means confirm have sex service.. :D

Lol, keep going guys

[C1015]

Actually, part of the fun is finding those unknown or not advertised shops that have happy ending. Those kinds are the best.

That's why it's important to know what's the best practice to test if have or don't have, without being too blatant. haha


Agree, sometimes we chiong MP because we want the “surprise” element. Last time we always go MP door to door hunting… Little India, Balestier area.

[C1015]

Lol, keep going guys



Also, be daring to reject if the ML looks totally different or cmi. Be bold to reject, it’s ok if they give you black face, get used to it.

I kena a few times when a ML advertised herself as “Malaysian”. I asked 2-3 times and she confirmed she Malaysian, go down there met her, tell me she used to work in Malaysia. I straight u turn and Siam.

[ssd3469]

Also, be daring to reject if the ML looks totally different or cmi. Be bold to reject, it’s ok if they give you black face, get used to it.

I kena a few times when a ML advertised herself as “Malaysian”. I asked 2-3 times and she confirmed she Malaysian, go down there met her, tell me she used to work in Malaysia. I straight u turn and Siam.

Agreed. Like Xiao Fei from x* spa at Chinese garden

[spermy]

I just check on here and other directories. There's no need for secret moves, etc.

[orangeredyellow]

if u cheong spa enough.. u auto will know have gq or not... no need to test..

warm tip for you.... you see those room inside got sign that say no sex service means confirm have sex service.. :D

Wa zhun boh this one? Inside Westgate mall have 1 massage place that puts this sign leh

[TheTrader2359]

best practice is to.. avoid $88 places.
if i see the shop provides $88 svc, i don't even enter the shop.

more often then not, these places extras are at a premium too..

Best to avoid those $60 and above… support those with lower entrance.. also avoid paying above 180 for pussy… once chiong enough u will know a pussy is just a pussy… no diff between 150 and 180

[hellobag]

Sometimes will adjust my rod to between my thighs before lying down. So when they massage your thigh, sometimes will accidentally brush your rod, then see how they react

[Urbandisaster]

I was at a legit MP yesterday, and tips from this thread keeps coming to my mind. Out of control...

[Nightzzz]

If they provide the disposable underwear confirm got extra already… hahaha

[foxtro]

Actually, part of the fun is finding those unknown or not advertised shops that have happy ending. Those kinds are the best.

That's why it's important to know what's the best practice to test if have or don't have, without being too blatant. haha

Highly agree haha. A lot of fun in going to a massage place half expecting there could be a GQ (or better yet auto GQ without asking) but *not being fully sure*. It's in the teasing and build-up.

Slowly the crucial part of the massage arrives, the stroking of inner thighs, alternating with normal massage, occasionally brushing balls and rod, slowly makes you feel there will mostly likely be a GQ... Then more teasing massage of balls, perhaps fingers scratching thighs/ants crawling up thighs, more light touching of little bro, then on to stroking... by this time you know almost 100% can play

[Urbandisaster]

Highly agree haha. A lot of fun in going to a massage place half expecting there could be a GQ (or better yet auto GQ without asking) but *not being fully sure*. It's in the teasing and build-up.

Slowly the crucial part of the massage arrives, the stroking of inner thighs, alternating with normal massage, occasionally brushing balls and rod, slowly makes you feel there will mostly likely be a GQ... Then more teasing massage of balls, perhaps fingers scratching thighs/ants crawling up thighs, more light touching of little bro, then on to stroking... by this time you know almost 100% can play

That's exactly what I mean.

A place that you know that will definitely give you a GQ has an entirely different experience, but for me it's just mundane knowing what to expect.

It's damn exciting if a cute ML tries to get you riled up... slowly touching and you're just at her mercy, not knowing if you will get that sweet sweet release.

[Anotherboi]

That's exactly what I mean.

A place that you know that will definitely give you a GQ has an entirely different experience, but for me it's just mundane knowing what to expect.

It's damn exciting if a cute ML tries to get you riled up... slowly touching and you're just at her mercy, not knowing if you will get that sweet sweet release.

I experienced before going commando to a new spa with an unexpected syt ML. Super exciting but problem is my small head tends to overwhelm me in such situation. Stupidly become Robert to pay 2b for just hj with top roaming.
But her massage is really good and looks really suit my taste.

[Myhorns]

Question, I had an incident awhile back. I booked the ml thru text, so I reached the plaxe early and some other lady attended to me and told me to shower first while she call the girl. After I shower, the ml came in and looked totally off from the pic. I ended up just getting a massage and a hj. But was curious, Is it okay if i leave after i shower?

[Urbandisaster]

Question, I had an incident awhile back. I booked the ml thru text, so I reached the plaxe early and some other lady attended to me and told me to shower first while she call the girl. After I shower, the ml came in and looked totally off from the pic. I ended up just getting a massage and a hj. But was curious, Is it okay if i leave after i shower?

Really not sure. Experienced bros, any inputs?

[YakunBoy]

I only kena a few times in different places where the ML didnt show up after 15 mins that I waited in the room. Dressed back up and went to counter to demand refund. Usually they will just return you back as they dont want to cause any trouble.

[letsi]

I experienced before going commando to a new spa with an unexpected syt ML. Super exciting but problem is my small head tends to overwhelm me in such situation. Stupidly become Robert to pay 2b for just hj with top roaming.
But her massage is really good and looks really suit my taste.

Care to share contacts bro? If I can't resist and pay 2b for HJ also then can be silly bros together, also have a contact around lavender who's new but she speaks only very little chinese

[Urbandisaster]

I just had a massage with no GQ (this is a GQ joint).

First time with the ML. Toughed her legs during the massage and she even put my hands on her thighs when she was massaging my arm.

Any bros know how to escalate further?

[Anotherboi]

Care to share contacts bro? If I can't resist and pay 2b for HJ also then can be silly bros together, also have a contact around lavender who's new but she speaks only very little chinese

Sure pm you. But I think i need up my nego skills, especially to young syt ML. Maybe need your help discipline her to drop price. Thanks but Lavender too far for me, I'm a foot soldier

[Anotherboi]

Took all my efforts just to not get KC. Big head lost all nego skills to this syt ML at beauty world area 772497

[Anotherboi]

I just had a massage with no GQ (this is a GQ joint).

First time with the ML. Toughed her legs during the massage and she even put my hands on her thighs when she was massaging my arm.

Any bros know how to escalate further?

Can start by lightly squeezing and roaming her thighs. If she didn't move your hands away or reject then can slowly upgrade roam further into cave or the mountains. Maybe later you kc her instead.

[Urbandisaster]

Can start by lightly squeezing and roaming her thighs. If she didn't move your hands away or reject then can slowly upgrade roam further into cave or the mountains. Maybe later you kc her instead.

Hard to justify the house fee, without even getting a release. But I will confirm go back one!

[aristodemus690]

Question, I had an incident awhile back. I booked the ml thru text, so I reached the plaxe early and some other lady attended to me and told me to shower first while she call the girl. After I shower, the ml came in and looked totally off from the pic. I ended up just getting a massage and a hj. But was curious, Is it okay if i leave after i shower?


Think if this is the case just go for the massage and treat it like a clean MP. Lightly but firmly refuse the HJ say today don’t want to shoot.

[C1015]

Question, I had an incident awhile back. I booked the ml thru text, so I reached the plaxe early and some other lady attended to me and told me to shower first while she call the girl. After I shower, the ml came in and looked totally off from the pic. I ended up just getting a massage and a hj. But was curious, Is it okay if i leave after i shower?

It’s ok to say no. I have rejected those liars multiple times. If you order chicken rice and they give you duck rice, you can demand a full refund. I got kena before they advertised Malaysian, I texted and ask 3-4 times she confirmed Malaysian. Go down see face totally different, then her voice super China. She told me she worked in Malaysia for many years. I left immediately after lecturing her. Wasted my time and petrol.

P/S: I’m a sucker for Malaysian ML.

[combatwombat]

Took all my efforts just to not get KC. Big head lost all nego skills to this syt ML at beauty world area 772497

wow that looks good, can PM more details?

[Anotherboi]

wow that looks good, can PM more details?

Replied. Careful don't kena KC or Robert hahaha

[DunhillSmooth]

A lot of tips on what to/not to do when at MP itself. Drop some tips for if you want to be lowkey:

I have friends last time like to ask this ask that with the ML before visiting. Then when their ML kena raided become scared and paranoid, I think it's really dumb especially if you eating outside.

If you are on SBF, read, drop a booking or just head down and settled. Dirty talk with ML over text don't make you a chad.

Stick to WC or tele(can delete both sides of convo), or off any record if possible. Or just head down location and choose.

[farlequin]

apologies, i wasn't. just curious if these things would work on legit MPs... sounds like a fantasy.

It's not really a fantasy. You can slowly cultivate a masseuse at a legit spa to provide services over time. did that with 2 different ladies at 2 different spas before. they will initially be hesitant but just be nice and get to know them as people. becos they dont do this regularly, your time with them may be extra interesting cos its not SOP per se, and it becomes more of exploration between you and her over time.

one of these regulars i've known for years already and progressed from Hj to Bj and once even got her to buy condom and fuck in the shop. She doesn't do that now though (FJ) cos too scared already, but she's open to doing it in my car haha. Gives a really sensual and solid edging HJ and footjob too. last time i went she propped herself up with her hands on the floor while wanking my cock with her feet (shes quite fit). whenever I pop by cos she already knows what gets me off. the moment we start she's oiling up my cock with warm oil and fondling my balls. good use of time.

i still remember the first moment when i asked if she could massage my cock and she was shy and a bit stunned, then i guided her hands to touch my cock and i realised after that that she's actually a bit of a nympho with a high sex drive. you never know man. told me that she used to fuck her ex-bf for 1.5 hours nonstop type.

[notgangster]

Took all my efforts just to not get KC. Big head lost all nego skills to this syt ML at beauty world area 772497

bro can pm ctc? thanks!

[captainzen]

Normally when u guys in Massage Parlor get service, do you normally exceed 1 hr?

Never tried MP before, but was reading some posts that the massage could take up to 30-50 mins, seems like too short for sensual.

[aristodemus690]

Normally when u guys in Massage Parlor get service, do you normally exceed 1 hr?

Never tried MP before, but was reading some posts that the massage could take up to 30-50 mins, seems like too short for sensual.


Usually don't exceed by much, unless the ML is free after and want to provide good service. It's highly regulated depending on their bosses too (If cat 1 SPA). So exceeding the duration is not the norm, at least not from my experience.

You're right - how it usually goes is 30-50 mins of massage. Some of them will start the teasing during the massage itself to get you into the mood for the last part.

[Xgenre]

Normally when u guys in Massage Parlor get service, do you normally exceed 1 hr?

For those OWO shops, it depends if she is free and if you are a regular customer. Most shops charge by timing so any time extension will require cash top up.

I went to a OWO shop 3 years back. Fell asleep after 30 minutes. When I woke up, she's nowhere to be seen. Walked out of the room to see her watching her ipad. When she realised I am awake, she continued the remaining 30 minutes. I asked why she stopped and she said she wishes to let me sleep. Plus juagen/hj need me to be awake. How to shake cock when the guy is asleep right? :D

[Anotherboi]

For those OWO shops, it depends if she is free and if you are a regular customer. Most shops charge by timing so any time extension will require cash top up.

I went to a OWO shop 3 years back. Fell asleep after 30 minutes. When I woke up, she's nowhere to be seen. Walked out of the room to see her watching her ipad. When she realised I am awake, she continued the remaining 30 minutes. I asked why she stopped and she said she wishes to let me sleep. Plus juagen/hj need me to be awake. How to shake cock when the guy is asleep right? :D

But it does sound good to wake up to someone jerking off your cock.