Can? (Part II)

[Bangster]

Coming off the recent thread of a fellow samster, I also got some questions to ask which I reckon should probably be on the minds of many a school-holiday dwelling kid.

Can a 10cm middle finger reach the G-spot in a girl's vagina?

Will it make her pregnant?



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Fellow Brudders who have weird questions to ask or just trying to answer some of them, pls post here.

[Bangster]

If a girl never shaves her pubes, and I go down on her,
will I suffocate?

Will I also choke if one strand of her pubes get lodged in my throat?

[Bangster]

Is it safe to use pubic hair as dental floss?

[gambit88]

Can a 10cm middle finger reach the G-spot in a girl's vagina?

Will it make her pregnant?



Alamak my middle finger only 9cm how??? :p

Can keep my finger nails to 1 cm long, so my GF have chance to get pregnant???

Please Advise :rolleyes:

[gambit88]

If a girl never shaves her pubes, and I go down on her,
will I suffocate?

Will I also choke if one strand of her pubes get lodged in my throat?

I have a better one.

Will her pubic hair have dandruff???

Can her dandruff passed to me make my beard/ moustouche itch???

Can Anti-Dandruff shampoo help to cure???

[gambit88]

Is it safe to use pubic hair as dental floss?

This one best.

If dye the public hair light brown, shaved it off and put some on top of bread bun can sell as Human Floss Bread??? :)

[SamSeng79]

Obviously these kids doesn't know how to google...:D

[Bangster]

Will I become a millionaire if I go to sperm bank everyday and donate 10 vials of sperm?

If yes, how long will that take?

[Bangster]

Who has played "Don't Forget the Lyrics" while fucking your gf/FB/OC ?

Who won? You or your gf/FB/OC ?

What song you all use for the challenge? Ai BIA jia eh yia?

[Bangster]

Can I make my gf wear my Crocodile briefs when we go out?

If I wear her panties (exchange lah), will people notice?

[gambit88]

Don't understand why some bros just don't have the sense of humour to take a good "dirty joke" :(

You zap me at least have the guts to leave your nick lah. Coward :mad:

[ol'coyote]

hehehe...
u guys are really farney...
me laughing till colleagues asking me what happened...
can't possibly tell them me surfing SBF...

anyway...gambit88...dun worry abt the points lah...
the forum is made up of diff ppl with diff levels of acceptance of humour...

[gambit88]

hehehe...
u guys are really farney...
me laughing till colleagues asking me what happened...
can't possibly tell them me surfing SBF...

anyway...gambit88...dun worry abt the points lah...
the forum is made up of diff ppl with diff levels of acceptance of humour...

Thanks Old Wolf, me not barking about the lost points.

I always thought SBF cheongsters can appreciate a good laugh, turns out not the case.
The Zapping really killed my mood to "poke" at Bangsters postings.

I actually wanted to reply every one of Bangster's postings one, tried to make this into a happening "Black Humour Thread".

[Frankiestine]

Coming off the recent thread of a fellow samster, I also got some questions to ask which I reckon should probably be on the minds of many a school-holiday dwelling kid.

Can a 10cm middle finger reach the G-spot in a girl's vagina?

Will it make her pregnant?



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Fellow Brudders who have weird questions to ask or just trying to answer some of them, pls post here.
Bro depends if you are talking about the circumference or the length of the finger...if length definitely can hit the G Spot but if circumference then she probably be screaming for her life...:D:D

[gambit88]

Will I become a millionaire if I go to sperm bank everyday and donate 10 vials of sperm?

If yes, how long will that take?

Normally each ejaculation (cum) releases between 200 and 600 million sperm cells.

I think just some pre-cum can make you a multiple millionaire liao, so don't need to donate 10 vials.

[gambit88]

Who has played "Don't Forget the Lyrics" while fucking your gf/FB/OC ?

Who won? You or your gf/FB/OC ?

What song you all use for the challenge? Ai BIA jia eh yia?


Who has played "Don't Forget the Lyrics" while fucking your gf/FB/OC ?
I Have With FB. I Played The Chinese Version, 百万大歌星.

Who won? You or your gf/FB/OC ?
I Won Of Coz, I Play Cheat. Had My Dick In Her Mouth

What song you all use for the challenge? Ai BIA jia eh yia?
爱要怎么说出口 By 赵传 (Becoz I Just Did A CIM :D)

[Cheonging101]

How much good could a good fuck fuck if a good fuck could fuck good? :p

Now, say it without pausing under 3 seconds! :D

[Bangster]

If I wanna have sex with my girlfriend but she is only 14,

how do I make her age faster so I can have sex with her legally?

[Bangster]

Is it ok to have sex with a girl who is menstruating?

Is it ok to have anal sex with a girl who is shitting?

Is it ok to have oral sex with a girl who is eating her food?

[Cheonging101]

If my cock is 1m long and my gf body length only 0.7m, will my cock come out of her mouth?

[yoursecret]

If a 15-yr-old girl inseminates herself with a turkey baster, is the sperm donor liable for statutory rape? What abt the kitchen appliance retailer?

[Johnston]

my gf is 95 yrs old but she looks 15. Is it legal & will she get pregnant if we have sex?


Okay its the holidays again and who let the kids out?
WHO? WHO WHO WHO? :)

Seriously if your gf is 95 years old and she looks 15 u can enlist her in the book of records. =)

On another note, the police dont care HOW OLD SHE LOOKS like. They care about the date of birth. If she looks like a fucking newborn baby but she was born 21 years ago, then good for you you can have lots of fun.

If she looks like a MILF but she just celebrate her 12th birthday then your ass is going to jails. That clear enough ?

[Johnston]

If I wanna have sex with my girlfriend but she is only 14,

how do I make her age faster so I can have sex with her legally? - Do a forgery job on her IC and alter her Date Of Birth so that she was born 21 years ago

Is it ok to have sex with a girl who is menstruating? - YES it is totally ok as long as u are not scared of bloods

Is it ok to have anal sex with a girl who is shitting? - Yes it is ok, but you leave your dick and her anus open to all sort of disease and other things

Is it ok to have oral sex with a girl who is eating her food? - yeah just make sure she doesnt chew her food while she's sucking your dick

Yoursecret asked If a 15-yr-old girl inseminates herself with a turkey baster, is the sperm donor liable for statutory rape? What abt the kitchen appliance retailer? ----------> In what context? Did the sperm donor willingly cum for her? And as for the retailer being liable, i dont think so :)

[bloopz]

ROTFL......
this thread made my day. u guys r really good.. :D
i should show my bf this thread. he loves black humour.. think he might have some to add even.. LOL

[ANDYSIAO14]

This thread....so many question mark but wheres the answer :D LOL :D LOL :D

[Bangster]

If I am a trained psychiatrist and I open my own practice, can I call it TheRapist?

If I make sofas, can I call my shop Sofa King Shiok?

If I bake a Chinese version of chicken pie and sell, can I call it Chao Ji Pai? (super pie)

[Bangster]

Do you know of anyone call Gan Nina?

[Johnston]

If I am a trained psychiatrist and I open my own practice, can I call it TheRapist?

If I make sofas, can I call my shop Sofa King Shiok?

If I bake a Chinese version of chicken pie and sell, can I call it Chao Ji Pai? (super pie)


1. Yes ( not very sure, the registry company name people might not allow)
2. Yes (but in both case be prepare for people to take picure of your shop name and then STOMP it.
3. Yes. I know there's this pie franchise line or somthing called Pie Kia.

[ReCaRo79]

Do you know of anyone call Gan Nina?

I know. Listen to this video below and you will get your answer. Sorry for the blur image. :D

YouTube - xian zai bu zhun siao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUPqEN4IrBY&feature=related)

[Bangster]

Hahha i fucking love this video

Haven't watched it in 2, 3 years