massage with uniform

[supermok]

hi bros!! just wanted to know. is it illegal if someone enters a massage parlor with military or any kind of uniform? haha.. coz me and my buddies wanted to try. but no time change. will we get charged in DB for tat?

thanks bro for advices!

[Johnston]

im no lawyer, mata or whoever professional but your problem now is

want to have fun in SAF uni
dont know if they will catch you for it and post you to Kranji :rolleyes:
Got no time to change uniform-ah :)


the problem is easily solve by the application of 2 simple things.
Plastic Bag
Backpack

See how it works that you put your uniform into the plastic bag, then into the back pack, you wear the boots like normal and you go to HC or wherever u wanna go. You go up to the room, u open the backpack, and change into uniform.

I dont think you are gonna to bring No.1 uni so to change into No.4 is going to take u not more than 5 minutes. Tried and tested by BMT personell every day. Change parade! Move!

Have fun.

[fulham]

I guess your officers/sergeants should have told you...when you wear the SAF/Police uniform, you are representing the nation, you have to respect it and show the right conduct in public.

Imagine you sway sway got caught by the reporter or something, it will be such a big news on paper/tv.

[supermok]

what abt vest slack? but home tee.. not army.. just with the pants and boots.

cheers!

[Minty Mint]

Unquestionably CANNOT, my friend.

For sure, you will be charge if you are caught. Remember, you are not going to public library...... you are going for a massage parlor.

Better change before going to HC.

But, if you are going to any Chinese Physician Massage Centre..... then thats fine.

[Johnston]

why dont u just avoid all possible trouble by using the solution i proposed?
Bring the uniform along. Its not that heavy right? Nobody is rushing you for a ten minutes to change into what you like.

You could disregard this simple advice and just go down as you are after you book out. Just dont blame anyone if anything happns :rolleyes:

oh and just by the way i dont recall seeing any1 wearing a uniform of any kind around GL at night. Excepting Police Blue of course but then they have the right to wear it.

But just make it official i consulted the SAF dress regulations.

Chap 2 - Uniform

FUll time NSF
2.1 all rank are to be in uniform when engaged in official duty ecept those under NUSAF scheme

Volunteer and ORNS
2.2 a volunteer or NSman is not to wear the uniform or any part of it except when

a. performing military duty
b.proceeding to or from a place of parade or military duty
c.attending a ceremonial function, or a social function of a purely military service nature
d. any other occasion as directed by MINDEF.

While my copy is several years out of date i dont think MINDEF has changed that part of the regulations :rolleyes:

[wet_market]

better don't play play bro. you never know who had saw you stepping into the massage parlor.

Might be a LTC who drove pass the place or an MWO who was nearby meeting some friends and saw you walked in. A call to MP is just few buttons on the handphone away.

[Xgenre]

Do anything you want but don't get caught as they said in the army. I think if you get caught with your pants down, the police will surely call your unit. Not sure if the army will charge you but why leave that possibility of being charged in others's hands?

If you are thinking of going in No 4, isn't it troublesome to remove and wear back those boots?

[asdfghjkl]

But just make it official i consulted the SAF dress regulations.

can u refer me to any internet link? i often wear full U for fishing trip, picking durians, etc.. interested to read the full code. :p

[fcompo]

hi bros ,

dun get caught cause i can only rem 1 law from saf
chapter 295 section 25
not a proper action by saf personnel
so whether you are NSF or NSman still ganna charge

[Johnston]

can u refer me to any internet link? i often wear full U for fishing trip, picking durians, etc.. interested to read the full code. :p

Other than the sectins i quoted, the rest of the document refers

what
where
how
when

you can wear your stuff :D

one serious question that been biting at me...
black shoe
black boot

is part of the uniform right??? so if NSF wear black shoe and go GL then what now Lol? :P

oh and if you plan to buy one smart No1 Uniform and wear in you weddng, its illgal

Scale of entitlemnt

2.17 a
as a form of good gesture from the SAF,officers will be allow a personal issue of no1 dress for their military wedding ceremony. However the officer must declare that he is holding a military wedding and his unit S1/manpower must declare it. If any serviceman is discovered to have breach his declaration, he would be dealt with.

[devilboy99]

U guys are good can still remember all the army rules

All i can remember is a golden rule from SAF
What you want to do can, just dun get caught.

[Niceman]

what abt vest slack? but home tee.. not army.. just with the pants and boots.

cheers!

Ah boy oi.... what no time to change? u talk cok huh? cant u bring alone shoe, jean and T-shirt in a bag? Use your brain, use your brain , use your brain !!!

I wonder what's wrong with our current education system. Is full proven "failed". Can even got such genius asking such question. No wonder a TW ever said, "Singaporean Stupid.."

[madix]

Oh....
I think I remember one of the SAF acts as well...

chapter 1 section 1
You can do anything, but don't get caught.

[Bangster]

TS,

Ask your CSM lah.

Nowadays young punks macam have nowhere to direct their stupid questions at except in forums like SBF and thereafter expect solutions to be provided by everyone

[Criminalz]

This is what i have been telling everyone, today our army is crap.

last time, we where got ask such question. after all the training with change parade, while walking thru the door of the massage parlor we already change into our CV.

shit man, i really hope we dun go to war.

[huat_ah_888]

Whats the point of wearing uniform to cheong? Not as if its going to get you "some". You cant even smoke in public with your uniform on, you still want to cheong with it?

[Niceman]

TS,

Ask your CSM lah.

Nowadays young punks macam have nowhere to direct their stupid questions at except in forums like SBF and thereafter expect solutions to be provided by everyone

Ya lor bro,

Machiam we their walking talking yellow pages. Lazy even to flip a page. Even got 1 sibei classic boy asked for FULL info and FULL price list of where to bonk overseas.

[Niceman]

This is what i have been telling everyone, today our army is crap.

last time, we where got ask such question. after all the training with change parade, while walking thru the door of the massage parlor we already change into our CV.

shit man, i really hope we dun go to war.

Sad story. i migrating, hopefully in the near future.

[sex crusader]

I think this 'xiao' eh just wanna show off!Maybe he is into some S&M act..:D

[slider_72]

Basket, waste my time reading this thread. I thought TS was starting a thread discussing new passage places where the WLs wear nice and interesting uniforms.

[Vigilant42]

Ya lor bro,

Machiam we their walking talking yellow pages. Lazy even to flip a page. Even got 1 sibei classic boy asked for FULL info and FULL price list of where to bonk overseas.

bros, I also used to be a regular in SAF.

A lot of Cheogsters among Regulars whether offices, Specs or men.

Almost every pay day on the 10th will go GL for bonking following by KTV.

Shiok. Every overseas training sure plant our "seeds" at other country.


Regards
Vigilant42

[zennie]

aiyah u wear uniform u dont feel hot meh !!!

[Xgenre]

aiyah u wear uniform u dont feel hot meh !!!

You must be in NS or very young and inexperienced right? TS meant walking in and walking out of the place in uniform. He never says he's doing all the extra actions in uniform. I think everyone knows that you will be totally naked in a massage parlour. You think he will unbutton his 3 buttons in front of his pants, slipped his cock out for a BBBJ? When they say the new uniform helps to camouflage you better, it doesn't mean the police can't see you ok?

Reading this thread reminds me of a conversation I had with an army officer friend. He says he doesn't know what to do with recruits these days. Die from 2 km road march, die from doing pull-ups. How to implement safety rules to prevent all these deaths? Steal a M-16 to go geylang call prostitute... Not worldly wise at all.

[Athenawishes]

keke... although i m not in NS..

i know some things need to be done "BY RIGHT"..
but many NS ppl love to do "BY LEFT"...
it is risky.. yet exciting.. but bear in mind..

just dun get caught if not it is un-bearable~~
as for me.. mayb i m a scarycat..
i prefer.. "better be SAFE than SORRY"... =X

[bochapsing]

. Die from 2 km road march, die from doing pull-ups. How to implement safety rules to prevent all these deaths? Steal a M-16 to go geylang call prostitute... Not worldly wise at all.

and we r depending on these ppl to defend the country...!!!

:eek::eek::eek:

[weep]

I was under the impression that TS is sharing those MPs with special uniform. Haiz... What a pity.

[geckoSG]

hi bros!! just wanted to know. is it illegal if someone enters a massage parlor with military or any kind of uniform? haha.. coz me and my buddies wanted to try. but no time change. will we get charged in DB for tat?

thanks bro for advices!

Use your HEAD above your shoulder not between your legs to think!
This is one of the most hilarious and dumb question for year 2008.

Wah piang... As what some bro suggest, check with your CSM or your CO.

:D

[Johnston]

Singapore Seen (http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=74453)
This stompy post answer all your question.

These are sillyporean who idea of respect for the SAF no.4 and No.3 uniform maybe is to put the full long 4 with cap and sbo in a glass display case, and maybe kowtow and burn incense in front of it everyday. lol.

if they treat no4 uni which such high respect, i wonder how if they see no1 uniform. maybe they will CUM in their pants lol.

i have say all that is need to be say on this uni thingy

[popi824]

hi bros!! just wanted to know. is it illegal if someone enters a massage parlor with military or any kind of uniform? haha.. coz me and my buddies wanted to try. but no time change. will we get charged in DB for tat?

thanks bro for advices!

Nowadays people just STOMP you with their high mega pixels camera and let you do the explanation yourself...

Being an armed forces personnel i felt it would be more appropriate for you to go anywhere which people might cast doubts of your behaviour in your civilian attire instead of your uniform...

That is how i would look at people who is defending the country... why would you want to tarnish your professional image even if you are an NSF so to speak? =)

[Blue_Blue]

Bro you got so desparate or not? Don't be stupid lah!!

[needtofuck]

WAH PENZS !!!!! :eek:

Pls change before u get yourself in trouble leh ! ;)

[Pong Pong]

What the heck u thinking..............

Don't have any brains...................

What is hapening to our nation educational system?????????????

U might as well wear the uniform and cross the custom and see what happen:cool:

[supermok]

wow!!! haha. you guys are great. im serving now but i dont know any rules regarding this except those basic rules.. thanks bro!!!

cheers to all bros!! :D

[owen10]

interesting thread here. i dunno abt d exact implications but common sense will tell u not to take d risk. btw u dun feel very 'kao3 wei4' wearing d smelly uniform n heavy boots to d mp meh? i will, if i were u!

[Johnston]

TS have already been given all the advices necessary including the official SAF Dress Instruction Instruction. :rolleyes:

If he choose to go to HC or wherever that MINDEF will not direct you to go, its his own basha if they post him to Kranji.

if TS cant take 15 mins to change into civi for what ever he plans and he gets even 3 day SOL, he will regret not taking 15 mins and he will have whatever amount of taiji he get in punish to regret :D

[Oralcraz]

Basket, waste my time reading this thread. I thought TS was starting a thread discussing new passage places where the WLs wear nice and interesting uniforms.

:)I thought the same too. Some good place with classy uniform massage lady.

[Wynhan]

hey bro, STOMPER are everywhere these days. Since u r still in NS, never kanna change parade by ur CSM or 2LT??? Change to civil not that long ma. at most 10mins.

Be careful la, bro.

[Athenawishes]

haha guys look so SMART & DASHING in smart4...

haha wan massage in uniform??
bring the gal back home & slowly massage lo..
so safe.. got provacy also.. ahaha~~

[Johnston]

Smart 4 is crap, just warmed over and perfume sprayed.

you want nicer, you go to No.5. if you got money, buy Number 1.
For funkiness you get No.2

No.3 is the one that looks like Security Guard Uni.

[Xgenre]

haha guys look so SMART & DASHING in smart4...

Until they walk close enough for you to smell them. Ever been in a bus and you see a platoon of recruits boarding the bus? The bus will be full of recruit 'perfume' soon. Especially if it's the first book out.

[Recast]

Let see what had i done while wearing No.4

1) went ktv when nite off, no civies as first nite off at ICT, didnt thought of bring civies in camp.

2) went turfclub off course betting centre, at first the cisco guard want to denied entry but let me in as turfclub regulation dont have any rule on army uniform.

3) went h81 with gals on numerous time after outpro in the afternoon. Can siok siok till 2100hrs.

If TS still on the old No.4, i think it ok to go cheong with it as now the official uniform is the digital pixels type. Now can see ah tiongs and even locals wear the slacks with a home tee outside. No big deal, as long dont get caught can liao. Just look at the amount of NSF smoking in uniform, i had never seen the provost apprehend anybody.

[izerkudie]

TS bro, i was in provost unit when serving the army, FYI, its a chargeable offence under the secret act that you wearing military uniform socializing at such place, but of cause you wont go db because of that unless "the someone" who caught you wants to impend/request stricter sentence upon you, that depends on your defending officer/lawyer.

all the most, if u can get caught is get SOL, and disgrace, kana mark in camp by the RSM,CSM,COO,

as mentioned, do anything, but dont get caught

[izerkudie]

Sorry bro, one point to add, if you suay suay kana snap by STOMPERS your nsf life is fullstop already, not only you will be approach by MPs, SIBs, you will also be approach by mindef people, reporters, media and so on..theres this saying..when you xia suay saf army, they will suay you ur whole life :eek:

[Imperial Ace]

hi bros!! just wanted to know. is it illegal if someone enters a massage parlor with military or any kind of uniform? haha.. coz me and my buddies wanted to try. but no time change. will we get charged in DB for tat?

thanks bro for advices!

You want to frighten the girls? :eek:

My take is don't try it. Guys in uniform attract far too much attention.