haiz i nid help le....

[lawrencex]

i've been trying to find a gal to bonk for so long, always kena rejected...

bros, can enlighten me how to get one anot?

anynoe can intro any gal tat open minded de? haha i will keep it personal de.



thanks, all help appreciated!:):)

[complex0]

haha, if bonk is what u want...then go for fl =)

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

Oh my...

Its seems you want to get a FREE bonk. Like that, go get yourself a GF lor.

If not, pay $50 at geylang, the girls sure open-minded + never ever reject you one nomatter how you look like.

O ya..how's your recent PSLE result ? Hope you scored well...

[Medusa]

i've been trying to find a gal to bonk for so long, always kena rejected...

bros, can enlighten me how to get one anot?



what is so difficult? just go to fl dome 1 or dome 2...read up...choose the one that attracts you...pay...bonk....voila! you got it :D

[ffff]

what is so difficult? just go to fl dome 1 or dome 2...read up...choose the one that attracts you...pay...bonk....voila! you got it :D

That a nice one. :D

[lawrencex]

Oh my...



O ya..how's your recent PSLE result ? Hope you scored well...

lol?


anw...its like F buddy la...i wish i can have one, :(:(:)

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

what is so difficult? just go to fl dome 1 or dome 2...read up...choose the one that attracts you...pay...bonk....voila! you got it :D

Hi Bro,

But TS 3rd sentence shows he does not wish to pay.

it seems to me he just wants a free bonks, thats how i see unless he cant express himself well ;)

[Medusa]

Hi Bro,

But TS 3rd sentence shows he does not wish to pay.

it seems to me he just wants a free bonks, thats how i see unless he cant express himself well ;)

haha..i know he wanted free bonk...if trying to get free always land him in rejection state...why not pay and he wont have to wish and wish lolz...

TS..unless you are a sweet talker or really a charmer...i guess the chance of you getting free is almost to 0....so instead of just sitting around and wish...choose,pay and bonk would be the best choice ;)

btw..im a sis :D

[lawrencex]

lol.

its jus a casual r/s. :cool::):)

[Criminalz]

wow..join SB for so long dinno here got such kang tao.

hehehe..

guys also intro to me lei, dun need open mind, just need open legs...

[Northern]

wow..join SB for so long dinno here got such kang tao.

hehehe..

guys also intro to me lei, dun need open mind, just need open legs...

LOL, good one :D

If mei mei open legs tired, just open mouth and I do the rest :p

[lonelyboy]

i think u're better off going to GL if really so desperate

[Big Sexy]

Ok try this..

Go to a real FAT AND UGLY whore
tell her you want a shag and you fancy her...
ask her to take it as a compliment..
and if she rejects you....then congrats
you are a LOSER!

seriously mate...
What do you expect when you go around asking for free shag?


always kena rejected

[我回來了]

Go find commercial sex bro, in case next time you can't tahan liao go rape a woman at the bus stop.

[The_Unrepentant]

always kena rejected...



open minded also bo bao let u shag.:rolleyes:

[Johnston]

always kena rejected...
!

wah sianz man why i always kana rejects???
intro plz? asl pls? sex pls? :rolleyes:

first thing first do you have MONEY?
2nd thing do you have At Least Average Looks?
3rd is do you know how to carry on a Boy-Ger-Relationship? ;)

if u are looks no good, even the FL/WL wont enjoy the session and will take your money, do a pretend session, and say bye bye to you.

Open minded does not necessarily mean " I fuck any human male who wants to fuck me". Rather it means "i will fuck with those who meet some requirement or are sweet talker"

[Floss]

lawrencex.

girls are like money, they dun fall from the sky...:D

you want free-f**ks, you need to have at least 1 of these:

- Looks.
- Rich = Flashy car, Fancy watch...etc.
- Smooth talker.

and from the way you asked, I assume u don't have the first 2, so I would suggest you work on no. 3.... no offence bro. :p

[cestycesty]

i got a feeling. somehow. you excel in all these categories.

1. ugly
2. poor
3. not charismatic
4. repulsive to the opposite sex
5. immature
6. cheapskate
7. damn dumb

[lawrencex]

i got a feeling.


haha maybe, suit urself...

im tryin anw..:)

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

i got a feeling.

Thats qute crude :D

Although im not sure how sincere TS is with the girl or basically just want a free shag - but he sure didnt express himself well in the questions to bros here.

To TS : So which suggesstion you took from the bros here after 2 pages, must remember to post the outcome to us here ok..:rolleyes:

[naturegreen]

Wanting it free and wanting it free + must be a pleasant looking one are 2 different things. If give u a CMI one, you cho eh lo or not? :rolleyes:

[lawrencex]

depends..

haha

[tonberry]

go clubbing and jio one.

[kengarou]

To all brothers here, I believe threadstarter need some constructive advice here. FL doesn't have thrill as it is too easy to get when you have money, what's more ,there is no GF feeling, I think that is what he meant. Anyway, I have been doing my own hunting and have tons and tons of rejections. I manage to get 2 girls that I manage to upped, but that experiences seriously is damn lucky for me , I don't have looks nor the money. I think it is something to do with smooth talking, but I still can't figure out how I did it. I myself feeling fustrated when get no sex . I don't know how some of my friends manage to up a girl whom they just approached make it within a day to a week.Mine you,they don't have looks nor the money either. I even asked them for advice, but all they say it just happen naturally. It is fustrating when I don't get proper help and advice, I can feel the pain for threadstarter and i sincerely know how it feels. So what are steps in order to get a girl into a sexual state? What topics we have to talk about? My conversation tends to dry out very fast and therefore the stupid "silence" . What are the steps to take in order to get into a girls pants? What are the hints to drop in order to let the girl know what you want instead of wasting time and always end up in the friendzone with her? How can I make a woman comfortable in my presence? there are times when I try escalating, the woman just push me away? What and when is the right way to do it? Please list the steps. Flame me or zap me for all I care , points doesn't mean anything to me. What is the point of sammyboy forum for? All brothers here all want a challenge to get laid also , not just into FL. Hope you senior bros can help us out here.:(

[naturegreen]

................

I am not a senior in SBF but...............
As you have stated FL doesn't have the thrill as it is too easy to get when you have money, but some FLs chooses their clients too. You also said you managed to up 2 girls due to luck. I do not consider that purely luck. Well, you managed to make them feel comfortable to let you up them at least. Many factors contribute to the success of a conquer. I have my own countless encounters too.

Ever chat with this girl(not bad-looking) in IRC sometime last year and met up with her on the very same night. Went pick her up from her place then suggested to go East Coast for a drink. After a few drinks and TCSS(chatted about clubbing/ONS stuffs) with her, I plucked out my courage asked if she is ok to go hotel and she agreed. So all 3 conditions as below met. There is no fixed step-by-step method to guide you as every girls are different. So it really depends entirely on your own skills. ;)

1) Be thick-skin but do not cross the line. Always see the reaction/body language of the girl.
2) Making the girl feel comfortable with your company.
3) Her mood + her sex drive + ambience + place + timing = Luck as what you said. Lack of above 1 condition = no luck :D

[kengarou]

Well said naturegreen , anyway I believe I still have a whole lot of improvement in terms of conversation skills, but somehow i think it is just me who lack the sweet tongue, I just have a problem making a woman comfortable with me especially when I escalate and then she pushes me away, it is very fustrating. I don't know what went wrong. I sent you a PM by the way.

[naturegreen]

.............

Thanks for compliment. Gotcha PM and replied you as well. Stay cool :rolleyes:

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

If every ladies out there are so easy to get laid, Singapore will be in trouble.

If you want a challenge, & chose to simply ask any girls around, sweet-talk & hope for some sweet-endings to happen, you people are truely inhuman.

Rememeber, there is always retribution......

I rest my case ..

[VanGogh]

to get FB, bros, like another bro posed... its 3 elements that plays a vital role... it sounds nicer in Hokkien :

you muz have the 3 "Tao" in Hokkien :

1) Yan Tao (Good-Looking) ... be realistic, like bro natural said... if the bu face CMI, u also dont want to shag... so dont come here cow bay cow bu say cannot get FB.... Ninpay cheong so many years also cannot get FB cos I lack this element ....

2) Sian Tao (smooth talker)... u muz be a damn good talker to get a FB.. ..

3) Bai Tao (...sorry i dunno how to explain this term in english, maybe bro with powderful england can enlighten.. .. boomz.. .. oops..)... but it simply means, u have to look to be the real deal.. .. if u drive Lambo and wear Franck Muller.. .. even u lack element 1 & 2... chances are, u can get FB easily too.. ..

if u have the 3 elements combined.... the final Tao will be "lan Jiao Tao". ... if u have a big dick + the 3 elements... you FB will stick to u like superglue. ..

so don't cow bay cow bu, elements 1 & 2 are gifted, u can work hard on Element 3 to get FB successfully.. ..

juz my 2 cents....

[Big Sexy]

you forget one more..

CAI TAO (carrot head) :D


you muz have the 3 "Tao" in Hokkien :

[VanGogh]

you forget one more..

CAI TAO (carrot head) :D


lau chiao means lau chiao... cai tao is also an important element to get FB...

thanks bro big sexy,... me never thought of that.. .. :D

[JIU XING]

you forget one more..

CAI TAO (carrot head) :D

hehehe sibei ho...:D but ts, where got so easy de?? if so easy, fls all run road liao lo:D

[thaivisitor]

i've been trying to find a gal to bonk for so long, always kena rejected...

bros, can enlighten me how to get one anot?

anynoe can intro any gal tat open minded de? haha i will keep it personal de.



I CAN! I CAN!:D

It's very easy to find a girl to bonk. I have lonely housewives, sexy lady Fuck Buddies until I can't handle myself. Was looking out for suitable guys to share.

If you interested, PM me your stats (age, height, built (both for yourself and your little brother), etc) and also a picture of yourself.

Cheers
Tee Vee:cool:

[Cheonging101]

If you want a challenge, & chose to simply ask any girls around, sweet-talk & hope for some sweet-endings to happen, you people are truely inhuman.

Rememeber, there is always retribution......

I rest my case ..

Bro, what retribution are you talking about? :confused:

Who said, "寧教我負天下人，休教天下人負我 "? :p

And you all bros forgot the most important TAO: the LAN JIAO TAO!

Without it, you have all the TAOs in the world also cannot eat your prize! :D

[The_Unrepentant]

I CAN! I CAN!:D

It's very easy to find a girl to bonk. I have lonely housewives, sexy lady Fuck Buddies until I can't handle myself. Was looking out for suitable guys to share.

If you interested, PM me your stats (age, height, built (both for yourself and your little brother), etc) and also a picture of yourself.

Cheers
Tee Vee:cool:

wait all the cockster flood u with pm.:D

[silvers]

FB = Free Buddy??? :confused:

aniway, good luck to TS in locating 1, and write us a nice FR. :D and intro to us pls. :D

[thaivisitor]

wait all the cockster flood u with pm.:D

Would you believe it? Some already did. LOL!

Tee Vee

[markibugs]

Would you believe it? Some already did. LOL!

Tee Vee

not surprising.. was that how u conned those stupid idiots last time round? :eek:

wonder U testing water to try yr old tricks again? :rolleyes:

U making a comeback?

Think U should as those idiots conned by u are either dead or no more around

and now lots of gullible newbies for U to con. :D

[JoySeeker]

Would you believe it? Some already did. LOL!

Tee Vee

oh man...so desperate:D:p

[Floss]

Yo, TS.

My advice to you is:

Converse more with women. Understand them as WOMEN first, and not as potential "PREY"... When you are able to make women comfortable and laughing, THEN you start to be the "hunter". ;)

[greenjellopie]

How old are you TS ?
I suggest u go back to stomp and not sbf......

[lawrencex]

lol...

helpful indeed:rolleyes:

[naturegreen]

you muz have the 3 "Tao" in Hokkien :

1) Yan Tao (Good-Looking)
2) Sian Tao (smooth talker)... u muz be a damn good talker to get a FB.. ..
3) Bai Tao (...sorry i dunno how to explain this term in english, maybe bro with powderful england can enlighten.. .. boomz.. .. oops..)... but it simply means, u have to look to be the real deal.. .. if u drive Lambo and wear Franck Muller.. .. even u lack element 1 & 2... chances are, u can get FB easily too.. ..

Yeah and to add on, Dun expect anyone to intro a readily-bonkable chio bu here to you. Always be sincere. Even if someone intro an ugly girl to you, so what if she is ugly. It's also another opportunity. Why is this so? Cause you never know she has many chio bu friends around her who are potential targets. :D So think far..........

[lawrencex]

Yeah and to add on, Dun expect anyone to intro a readily-bonkable chio bu here to you. Always be sincere. Even if someone intro an ugly girl to you, so what if she is ugly. It's also another opportunity. Why is this so? Cause you never know she has many chio bu friends around her who are potential targets. :D So think far..........

waaa, then intro ugly la, haha i accept..

lol:p

[Redphoenix]

lawrence you primary 6 only? :o

[lawrencex]

lawrence you primary 6 only? :o
hahaha.:rolleyes: