View Full Version : What will you do when u were caught masturbating by your relatives
wtfman
20-10-2009, 10:57 AM
what will u all do ah?:confused:
Social Snob
20-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Just act blur loh .
angrybigpenis
20-10-2009, 03:02 PM
I know what you should do - time to get an apartment of your own instead of living with your relatives, little boy.....
lovetorn
20-10-2009, 03:03 PM
if by my cousins, guess will just be embarrassed for a period of time and get him/her to keep quiet and not to spill it out. speaking of this, for quite a number of times when i entered my cousins room, i will find my guy cousin lying on his bed and when the door opened, he will immediately take his hand out of his pants. hahah. but if by someone more elder, like aunty or uncle then jialat already. but still, it will pass. embarrassment is just for some time and after which, guess both parties will forget it.
but which is why when i'm staying over at my relatives' place for quite a long period of time and i feel the urge to masturbate, i do it in the toilet while showering. total privacy. unless of course, you forget to lock the door.
once i nearly got caught by my friends with those kind of pictures in my laptop. it was in class somemore and we were using my laptop for a project. thank god i quickly closed my laptop cover halfway down and closed the window. not sure if they saw anything but noone said anything so i just let it pass.
naturegreen
20-10-2009, 03:12 PM
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Actually for guys quite normal la..... but for girls, well maybe our society still not very open-minded as yet. But should I ever see a girl masturbating, I will sure ask if she needs a helping hand. :D
GeMiNiZzzzZzz
20-10-2009, 04:41 PM
ask them to join in..the more the merrier :p
jizzmo
20-10-2009, 04:58 PM
I tell them I will be done in 10 mins :D
unsung80
20-10-2009, 05:30 PM
Carry on and finish the job la.:D
licker69
20-10-2009, 05:47 PM
offer her...you want some of me cock? :)
Bangster
20-10-2009, 08:19 PM
Say you got a present for her(if it's a chio aunt or a hot female cousin) stuck inside your balls and you're trying to jerk it out.
If it's a male relative, tell him don't disturb you first.
ah rat
20-10-2009, 08:39 PM
But should I ever see a girl masturbating, I will sure ask if she needs a helping hand. :D
Many years back,I saw a girl sitting on a parapet,using her heel to rub her pussy.
As I passed her,she wave to me to come.That time I was shocked and paiseh.I just walk away.
Another incident,I passed by void deck,saw aunt sitting and waving to me .
As she waves,she lift up her blouse to show her neh neh. Again I was shocked and just walk away. :D
sibaysong4u
20-10-2009, 11:09 PM
Shoot like Peter North and showoff 2 yr female cousin.
armpitfetish
20-10-2009, 11:12 PM
Tell them u are just imitating from the chimpanzees in discovery channel
SeeGeenNah
20-10-2009, 11:14 PM
Just pretend to be scratching it and tell them to go away.
bochapsing
21-10-2009, 01:48 AM
Actually for guys quite normal la..... but for girls, well maybe our society still not very open-minded as yet. But should I ever see a girl masturbating, I will sure ask if she needs a helping hand. :D
i'll ask her if she need a helping "cock" .. .. :p:p:p
lightning
21-10-2009, 03:02 AM
Actually for guys quite normal la..... but for girls, well maybe our society still not very open-minded as yet. But should I ever see a girl masturbating, I will sure ask if she needs a helping hand. :D
Muahhahahaah:D
Dun mind and no offense lovetorn as we are just normal guys:p
Roman city
21-10-2009, 03:59 AM
Just tell your relatives that you are now single:D
Johnston
21-10-2009, 06:40 AM
a better questions is WHY did u get catch masturbating by your relatives (cousin, uncle etc).
chalet? family function?
the first rule of masturbating should be Do it in a place where u can LOCK the door. :D
lovetorn
21-10-2009, 09:40 AM
Actually for guys quite normal la..... but for girls, well maybe our society still not very open-minded as yet. But should I ever see a girl masturbating, I will sure ask if she needs a helping hand. :D
Muahhahahaah:D
Dun mind and no offense lovetorn as we are just normal guys:p
haha. of course normal guys will masturbate. but if guys do it, then girls will do it too. just that like what naturegreen mentioned, the society is still not so accepting of girls doing such acts yet. since girls should be the more 'guai' type.
heard that masturbating helps to cure headaches/migraine. so if ever get caught, just say 'headache. panadol no use'.
Klansman
21-10-2009, 10:53 AM
That is why one should always lock the door. :D
naturegreen
21-10-2009, 11:11 AM
Many years back,I saw a girl sitting on a parapet,using her heel to rub her pussy.
As I passed her,she wave to me to come.That time I was shocked and paiseh.I just walk away.
Another incident,I passed by void deck,saw aunt sitting and waving to me .
As she waves,she lift up her blouse to show her neh neh. Again I was shocked and just walk away. :D
Wa bro, either the girl CMI or your didi CMI leh..... girl wave to you yet you still walk away. Give me, I sure commando over. *Mai Tu* liaoheard that masturbating helps to cure headaches/migraine. so if ever get caught, just say 'headache. panadol no use'.
Haha then remember alert me whenever you are having a headache. LOL
bloopz
21-10-2009, 11:28 AM
lol.. wat a question... guess it will depends on whether u r male or female and also whether it is your male or female relative who saw u masturbating of coz.. i think guys r usually more open minded then gals ba.. erm.. unless they caught u masturbating with their underwear or something?? :eek:
thaivisitor
21-10-2009, 12:29 PM
I really don't know the answer to the question as I never masturbate when my relatives come to visit us or when I visit my relatives.
I seriously cannot understand if people do. I mean, it's so urgent that it can't wait?
My 2 baht worth
Tee Vee
GeMiNiZzzzZzz
21-10-2009, 12:32 PM
I really don't know the answer to the question as
Maybe it just happen at the wrong time...
Just when you thought everyting is safe but it actually is not..:D
Do it in private & everything "Should" be okay hopefully..:rolleyes:
thaivisitor
21-10-2009, 12:39 PM
Maybe it just happen at the wrong time...
Just when you thought everyting is safe but it actually is not..:D
Do it in private & everything "Should" be okay hopefully..:rolleyes:
Assuming that it's the wrong time. A guy is masturbating and then relatives come to visit. You mean cannot stop the masturbation? Don't need to come out to greet the relatives? Continue masturbating and let relatives come in straight away open the room or toilet door to see him jerking off? Aww.... C'mon.
Tee Vee
GeMiNiZzzzZzz
21-10-2009, 01:19 PM
Assuming that it's the wrong time. ...
Sometimes not say want stop can stop ..even if relatives come..they can just quickie jerk off & then greet the relatives too..
Not everyone say want tarek can tarek back too, ppl are born differently..
It just too bad if they are spotted by others anyway..i dun have this experience & dun intend to anyways :D
Like i say, if have to do it, make sure check clear, everything swee swee & safe...if not things will get so embarrasing..:o
Owen7
21-10-2009, 05:32 PM
I quickly wear my pants and carry on in toilet.
lovetorn
21-10-2009, 05:55 PM
Haha then remember alert me whenever you are having a headache. LOL
haha. alert you? then you help me uh? now back to lectures/tutorials, everyday headache already loh.
Grand Admiral
21-10-2009, 07:57 PM
Depends how how bad. Got caught humping the pillow or got caught with pants down and cock in hand. :D
sex crusader
22-10-2009, 11:15 AM
Ts must be looking at his pretty relative and PCC.:D
lilmei
22-10-2009, 11:31 AM
Many years back,I saw a girl sitting on a parapet,using her heel to rub her pussy.
As I passed her,she wave to me to come.That time I was shocked and paiseh.I just walk away.
Another incident,I passed by void deck,saw aunt sitting and waving to me .
As she waves,she lift up her blouse to show her neh neh. Again I was shocked and just walk away. :D
waaa ... ganna 1st prize twice ... :D
thaivisitor
22-10-2009, 12:07 PM
Depends how how bad. Got caught humping the pillow or got caught with pants down and cock in hand. :D
Why would you "hump a pillow"?:confused:
Is that the way you masturbate?:confused:
Cheers
Tee Vee:D
dickerman96
22-10-2009, 03:15 PM
dun worry, i kanna caught by my dad too.
everything will be over in a few weeks and u can go back to your life again. :D
starcrosser
22-10-2009, 09:25 PM
I never do it with people around.
Why would you "hump a pillow"?:confused:
Is that the way you masturbate?:confused:
Cheers
Tee Vee:D
This should be interesting. I would like to see how.
Grand Admiral
22-10-2009, 09:47 PM
Why would you "hump a pillow"?:confused:
Is that the way you masturbate?:confused:
Cheers
Tee Vee:D
Opps my bad, should be bolster.
Hahahaha that was when I was very young did not even know what I was doing. Only knew it felt good.
Angelsonline
22-10-2009, 11:36 PM
Many years back,I saw a girl sitting on a parapet,using her heel to rub her pussy.
As I passed her,she wave to me to come.That time I was shocked and paiseh.I just walk away.
Another incident,I passed by void deck,saw aunt sitting and waving to me .
As she waves,she lift up her blouse to show her neh neh. Again I was shocked and just walk away. :D
:eek: Bro, did you see them both in the night when it is seventh month? :eek:
bigmannow
23-10-2009, 11:47 AM
Last time when i was revising Maths for O levels, i took a break and started pcc on the chair which was facing the door, i forgot to close the wooden door, then while i was about to shoot, a lady came and asked me something.. i was already shooting out so i din notice her until after i finish shoooting.. den i notice her and paisay... i knew she saw me pcc....so i paisay quickly asked her wat she needs and she ask if there are any teenagers in my home, i was too paisay so i quickly replied no..but actually i am the teenager!! haiz.. shud have said yes den maybe talk a bit more and maybe invite her in help me pcc or wat :D:D
Opps my bad, should be bolster.
Hahahaha that was when I was very young did not even know what I was doing. Only knew it felt good.
You mean hump the bolster like a dog? That must be a real funny sight.
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24-10-2009, 04:38 AM
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reminds me of this video that i saw, damn funny.
ah rat
24-10-2009, 01:19 PM
waaa ... ganna 1st prize twice ... :D
Ya, Indeed First Prize,but did not claim and it. :D
:eek: Bro, did you see them both in the night when it is seventh month?
Both are in the evening. :D
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