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Johnston
04-11-2009, 05:33 PM
Disclaimer: i is no terrorist, i no support al-quaeda, and i no like to bomb anything. :D

anyway Mr Osama like to tell his crazy people: if u die for me hah. u get 72 virgins in heaven to have fun with. but hor, what kind of virgin??? :eek:

Here is a answer: They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity, and their whiteness. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.

Here is the full post by a Saudi cleric and it hilarious Tarek Fatah: Racism in paradise - Full Comment (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/10/05/tarek-fatah-racism-in-paradise.aspx)

and a clip by two fake terrorist arguing about HOW MANY ah??
YouTube - Secret First Sequence of Postal - The Movie by Uwe Boll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY)

sennheiser
04-11-2009, 11:58 PM
Its all the Jihadists share the 72 virgins lor.. Not everyone 72. :p

eEconomist
05-11-2009, 12:19 AM
Female Jihadist how? 72 male virgins waiting for them?

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Johnston
05-11-2009, 12:42 AM
anyway just for thse bros who dnt know what Marrow is, the simple answer is , it is what is inside bones.
So if we follow his explnation....

These virgins mst have been X-Rayed in Chernobyl, thats why their bones and flesh are translucent :eek:

You cant make shit like tis up :D

Angelapin
05-11-2009, 04:01 AM
dont need 72 virgin guys... not in heaven to be a teacher!!
:p

hmm
even though this is like a 'religion' thingy, i still gotta say it, it is RIDICULOUS...
i really doubt any higher power will promise their followers this....

en.batin
05-11-2009, 12:26 PM
The 72 virgins for Jihad fellas and those 72 fellas who died before him.

I wonder why they want 72 virgins. Guess they'll spend their eternity teaching those 72 virgins what to do. Why not have 72 sluts who knew what to do? :D

Cheonging101
05-11-2009, 05:29 PM
Bros, you all misunderstood...

How you all know it has to be virgin GIRLS? :p

I'll bet most of those Jihadis have not kena poke backside yet. Still virgin there mah! :D

Roman city
05-11-2009, 05:49 PM
I'll bet most of those Jihadis have not kena poke backside yet. Still virgin there mah! :D

Haha, they are usually holed up in some caves over a prolonged period of time, many things can happen there :D