The type of woman to marry

[eEconomist]

Please marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In the kitchen

A prostitute - in the bed room

An actress - when going out



DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In bed

An actress - in the kitchen

A prostitute -when going out!



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[Roman city]

haha, that's funny but very true leh:D

[Stud00]

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Good one!!

[joew2005]

bro eEconomist,u r rite 2 say it tis way.

[satanic89]

cant agree more...

[bonkster]

Good one bro! Funny and true. ;):D

[Angelapin]

not sure about the actress when going out part...
but the other two is definitely true!

[tanhockgin]

A gurkha once told me:

Japanese wife
Chinese food
American life

[Panda05]

Hi Bro,
Chinese version :

在家是贤妇
床上是荡妇
出门是贵妇。

Regards.

[Cheonging101]

在家是贵妇。
床上是贤妇。
出门是荡妇。

:d

[wonderpill]

Advise given to me by a old friend years ago.

If you are bothered about futures wife's look in the future, just have a look at her mother - 70% replica.

cheers

[sammyboyfor]

Advise given to me by a old friend years ago.



Should be "ADVICE given to me.....".

"Advise" is a verb.

[cumgum700]

Please marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In the kitchen

A prostitute - in the bed room

An actress - when going out



DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In bed

An actress - in the kitchen

A prostitute -when going out!



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Sibeh funny, whooooo hahaha

GUM Sia

[Bangster]

Frankly,

I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed.

Better not to know....taboo leh..

[gilagila100]

Frankly,

I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed.

Better not to know....taboo leh..

No need to know loh ...

But if you meet one, you would definitely know what it's like to have a gal behaving like ur mom in bed ...

This one cannot, that one cannot ...
Like this oso not rite, like that oso not rite ...
Muz do like this, muz do like that ...

End up, you dun want to do it at all ... :(

[bonkster]

When u suggest to a girl to spice things up on bed by watching porn while the two of u do it...

...and she say "aiyoh boy ah, why u watch those things?!"...then u know she is probably like your mum. :p:D

[Cheonging101]

Frankly,

I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed.

Better not to know....taboo leh..

Bro, I think bro lyontemplar has first hand experience in knowing how his mother is like in bed leh. :D

He also know how his auntie and mother-in-law is like in bed too. :p

[Medusa]

If you are bothered about futures wife's look in the future, just have a look at her mother - 70% replica.

cheers

:confused: cannot look like father meh? why must be mother? for me im damn freaking sure im definitely unlike my mum lolz :D

[Cheonging101]

:confused: cannot look like father meh? why must be mother? for me im damn freaking sure im definitely unlike my mum lolz :D

Err... your cup size so big that means your mum's... er...:o:p

[Medusa]

Err... your cup size so big that means your mum's... er...:o:p

muahahahaha...cup size big is like my mother la...but character wise and feature i looks more like my dad :D

[eEconomist]

No need to know loh ...

But if you meet one, you would definitely know what it's like to have a gal behaving like ur mom in bed ...

This one cannot, that one cannot ...
Like this oso not rite, like that oso not rite ...
Muz do like this, muz do like that ...

End up, you dun want to do it at all ... :(

Ditto. Funny.

:D

[Pole-At-Arms]

muahahahaha...cup size big is like my mother la...but character wise and feature i looks more like my dad :D

Haha... My ex looks totally different from her mum too.. she took after her dad, and she suspects that her grandma has peranakan blood, that's why she has big tits too.. :D

[Medusa]

Haha... My ex looks totally different from her mum too.. she took after her dad, and she suspects that her grandma has peranakan blood, that's why she has big tits too.. :D

haha...although my mum says im pure chinese...but alot of ppl thot im peranakan too...well...chinese mix malay :D whatever it is..im glad i look like my dad lolz

[Pole-At-Arms]

haha...although my mum says im pure chinese...but alot of ppl thot im peranakan too...well...chinese mix malay :D whatever it is..im glad i look like my dad lolz

Haha.. Maybe you do have some peranakan blood from your dad's side? Peranakans have it big, like some malays.. chinese tits are getting smaller.. local ones I mean :D

[Cheonging101]

haha...although my mum says im pure chinese...but alot of ppl thot im peranakan too...well...chinese mix malay :D whatever it is..im glad i look like my dad lolz

Are you sure you don't have some Peranakan in you? :confused:

Well, do you want one? :p :D

Okay, lame joke. That and I'm not even Peranakan. Harhar!

[aakumu2]

Please marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In the kitchen

A prostitute - in the bed room

An actress - when going out



DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In bed

An actress - in the kitchen

A prostitute -when going out!



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Hi bro,
So true, so true.

A gurkha once told me:

Japanese wife
Chinese food
American life
Hi bro,
I thought it was

Japanese wife
Chinese food
American salary
Frankly,

I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed.

Better not to know....taboo leh..
Hi bro,
No the sort of things that we would like to know about mothers.


My humble two cents.

[Medusa]

Pole-At-Arms and Cheonging101

haha..i also dunno about my race..guess im a mix...my dad is a taiwanese who got blue eyes though he is a chinese...my grandma is a british...never heard of peranakan tho lolz...

in short..its complicated :D

[asteroid_sg@hot]

Absolutely Right !!!...how to up bro ?


Please marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In the kitchen

A prostitute - in the bed room

An actress - when going out



DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In bed

An actress - in the kitchen

A prostitute -when going out!



:p:p:p:p

[Cheonging101]

Pole-At-Arms and Cheonging101

haha..i also dunno about my race..guess im a mix...my dad is a taiwanese who got blue eyes though he is a chinese...my grandma is a british...never heard of peranakan tho lolz...

in short..its complicated :D

Chinese got blue eyes not strange lar. In Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, there's this guy called Sun Quan also got blue eyes. Some more, he got purple hair like Japanese Anime character like that. :D

[Medusa]

Chinese got blue eyes not strange lar. In Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, there's this guy called Sun Quan also got blue eyes. Some more, he got purple hair like Japanese Anime character like that. :D

ermmm...but dats history...who knows real or not lolz...what im seeing is a real chinese with blue eyes...just find it kinda weird mah :D

[Bowiesim]

The woman u want, is someone who waited for u all your lives.

[Pole-At-Arms]

Pole-At-Arms and Cheonging101

haha..i also dunno about my race..guess im a mix...my dad is a taiwanese who got blue eyes though he is a chinese...my grandma is a british...never heard of peranakan tho lolz...

in short..its complicated :D

Wow Medusa, that's an interesting mix.. so what's the colour of your eyes then?
Your dad got his blue eyes from your grandma maybe?

[Bangster]

The woman u want, is someone who waited for u all your lives.

Hmmm,

that would be the girl whose panties I accidentally tore up while playing "catching" back in Primary School.

She's still waiting to get back at me...

[Cheonging101]

ermmm...but dats history...who knows real or not lolz...what im seeing is a real chinese with blue eyes...just find it kinda weird mah :D

At least he doesn't have hourglass eyes like this guys: Raistlin Majere - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raistlin_Majere#Character_profile) :D

[Medusa]

Wow Medusa, that's an interesting mix.. so what's the colour of your eyes then?
Your dad got his blue eyes from your grandma maybe?

my eyes are light brown...but i look like peranakan :D

dunno wat combination is this also hahaha