Tcss Thread

[flowbow]

Sorry lar....brain not thinking straight lor, plus nv been there b4 so also dun dare to jio anybody without recee lor. Anyway cfm chop the next time i go cfm jio coz is a very cozy place to relax...

Plus point no cha bo to jio buy LD for them....:p

Buy LD got good and bad mah. Buy LD means got girl accompany you, let you grope a bit a bit leh. No need to buy LD means no girl to grope grope ;)

[SA23]

Buy LD got good and bad mah. Buy LD means got girl accompany you, let you grope a bit a bit leh. No need to buy LD means no girl to grope grope ;)

Is alrite de....dun have gals to grope is fine wif me, is the company tat counts....plus yesterday did have a fruit full trip, got dian by a lady over there.

[SA23]

OMG Coco is closing down on the 4 of Aug.:(

[vin2324]

OMG Coco is closing down on the 4 of Aug.:(

Hey how cum U know I don't know:confused:

[flowbow]

Is alrite de....dun have gals to grope is fine wif me, is the company tat counts....plus yesterday did have a fruit full trip, got dian by a lady over there.

Really? Wah, sounds interesting... Bring me go jian shi leh :p

[SA23]

Hey how cum U know I don't know:confused:

just saw it on my facebook, u can go and check

[SA23]

Really? Wah, sounds interesting... Bring me go jian shi leh :p

ya man but she's a customer lar not working there lei. :(
dun koe got chance to c her again not. If saw her again dun care liao must get to koe her. :D

[flowbow]

ya man but she's a customer lar not working there lei. :(
dun koe got chance to c her again not. If saw her again dun care liao must get to koe her. :D

Why yesterday never go ask for her number?!

[SA23]

Why yesterday never go ask for her number?!

Coz one of fren, fren's (who i dun koe) flying around her trying to sian her also so not very nice of me to go and get involved lor. :(

[naemlo]

ya man but she's a customer lar not working there lei. :(
dun koe got chance to c her again not. If saw her again dun care liao must get to koe her. :D

SG can be so exciting :D

[SA23]

SG can be so exciting :D

hahaha...u having more fun and excitement then us in BKK lor.

[naemlo]

hahaha...u having more fun and excitement then us in BKK lor.

Sometimes, local mm is fun n better. :D

[SA23]

Sometimes, local mm is fun n better. :D

hahaha....too much of tom yan can kill rite....:D

[onlyhuman]

Yesterday went to a pub over at serangoon garden for a drink wif some frens, tat place quite ok is more of a family like pub and cosy corner. No PRC no viet but in my point of view is a nice place to really sit down tcss, drink and sing.

The name and address is: Romance Pub
No. 72 Serangoon Garden way Singapore 555968

I always frequent O+ in serangoon garden just to drink:D

[battleship]

hahaha....too much of tom yan can kill rite....:D

haha true... Ahhhh okay u miss the O gal, i miss the cute la ji gal XD wahahah

[yohooo]

I always frequent O+ in serangoon garden just to drink:D

I see u are still here. :)

[Nicole78]

sad i'm always hungry at this hour......haish.....
anyone still awake like me want to chat?

[cocobun]

I see u are still here. :)

And you too.... How's things going?:)

[SH149]

And you too.... How's things going?:)

He ? Should be just fine always so busy as usual cos yet to see him but hopefully next week

Miss all the old guards - where all of u ?:(

[cocobun]

He ? Should be just fine always so busy as usual cos yet to see him but hopefully next week

Miss all the old guards - where all of u ?:(

still around leh.....where else we can go to......:D

[SH149]

still around leh.....where else we can go to......:D

That I don't know

Maybe they had found themselves a new playground :(

[onlyhuman]

I see u are still here. :)

As always will pop by saying hi...while checking for pm of new cai from fl 2 dome lor...

[madmac]

sad i'm always hungry at this hour......haish.....
anyone still awake like me want to chat?

nicole, we stay near leh. can call me for supper next time.

[cocobun]

That I don't know

Maybe they had found themselves a new playground :(

So where's your playground now?:p

[SH149]

So where's your playground now?:p

Me now most of the time hide inside the mountain

[yohooo]

And you too.... How's things going?:)

Ok la, kind of busy this year. meet u to la kopi some night la, since u so near.

He ? Should be just fine always so busy as usual cos yet to see him but hopefully next week
Miss all the old guards - where all of u ?

haha, havent see u for quite some time hor

As always will pop by saying hi...while checking for pm of new cai from fl 2 dome lor...

:D ur favourite pastime here.

[Nicole78]

nicole, we stay near leh. can call me for supper next time.

call you?lols......

[Nicole78]

who or which guy still awake at this cooling hours???

[ch1818]

who or which guy still awake at this cooling hours???

Most guys are still awake :)

[MrAllKnow]

to compliment undertable effort for all naked photos which i dun appreciated bt wan to thank those who do on behalf.. free advertising!! u can find Mr Ted on orangetee too..need house find him or alex hor....

NEXT UP: LUNA OR WINGS??? *vote pls* :D

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[hwinata1984]

Too bad I cant join in as I have something going on. Hia guess have to give it a miss again

[madmac]

call you?lols......[/QUOTE]

of cos you can call me.

[madmac]

call you?lols......

of cos you can call me. lol

[cocobun]

Me now most of the time hide inside the mountain

bring mei mei hide in mountain ah?.....:D

Ok la, kind of busy this year. meet u to la kopi some night la, since u so near.


sat night want go party or not? if want pm me your number....:D

[SH149]

[QUOTE=cocobun;7522154]bring mei mei hide in mountain ah?.....:D

No more Mei Mei for me Liao
Now me is all alone so u have any for me ?

[cocobun]

[QUOTE=cocobun;7522154]bring mei mei hide in mountain ah?.....:D

No more Mei Mei for me Liao
Now me is all alone so u have any for me ?

Ha, when the gang coming out party I let you know, a lot mei mei but you have to throw your own hook.....:D

[S.B.Y.1]

Its a year since bRuR maninsinsha has left us

Lets spare a moments of silence to remember
him as a good bRuR to those who knows him

http://sammyboysexforum.com/showthread.php?p=7524310#post7524310

[Komuso]

Amen to that bro...

Its a year since bRuR maninsinsha has left us

Lets spare a moments of silence to remember
him as a good bRuR to those who knows him

http://sammyboysexforum.com/showthread.php?p=7524310#post7524310

[huitre12]

I joined SBF almost a month ago I think... But I'm still in moderation! Then I realized that I probably needed to make some posts.. Should've read the not so fine print :D In any case this is my official first post, so hello SBF!

[vin2324]

its a year since brur maninsinsha has left us

lets spare a moments of silence to remember
him as a good brur to those who knows him

http://sammyboysexforum.com/showthread.php?p=7524310#post7524310

r...i...p...

[ColourBlindx2]

Its a year since bRuR maninsinsha has left us

Lets spare a moments of silence to remember
him as a good bRuR to those who knows him

http://sammyboysexforum.com/showthread.php?p=7524310#post7524310

He was a nice guy.


Colourblind f

[onlyhuman]

Its a year since bRuR maninsinsha has left us

Lets spare a moments of silence to remember
him as a good bRuR to those who knows him

http://sammyboysexforum.com/showthread.php?p=7524310#post7524310

RIP maninsinsha...

[WeakCucumber]

RIP maninsinsha!

[MrAllKnow]

RIP maninsinsha!

u oldcucumber brutha?? :D

[Evansboiboi]

Pardon my ignorance but TCSS is talkcocksingsong??

[RotiPrata Man]

Pardon my ignorance but TCSS is talkcocksingsong??

Yes.....:p

[Nicole78]

i'm horny now......

[Cuban]

i'm horny now......

Me too....Want to meet me now?

Wait for yr reply.

[SH149]

i'm horny now......

Horny in the middle of the night ? That's wireld :rolleyes:

[Cuban]

Horny in the middle of the night ? That's wireld :rolleyes:

She's getting wild now :p

[Tadayoshi]

Wassup party people !!! Just FYI Uncle here is up for retirement liao, some of you know the reason, some of you might not, lets not get into the details.. anyways this coming friday (3rd Aug) will be Mua Final Party in Singapore... more details will be updated here soon, so keep your friday free~~~~

[Komuso]

Wassup party people !!! Just FYI Uncle here is up for retirement liao, some of you know the reason, some of you might not, lets not get into the details.. anyways this coming friday (3rd Aug) will be Mua Final Party in Singapore... more details will be updated here soon, so keep your friday free~~~~

Just give the word, bro ;)

[Tadayoshi]

Can we go somewhere like butter factory or mink this time? sibeh sien with dolly.

Just give the word, bro ;)

[onlyhuman]

Can we go somewhere like butter factory or mink this time? sibeh sien with dolly.

butter is too young for an uncle like me leh...wait i go butter...they look at me like...why this uncle comes here...:eek:

[Komuso]

Can we go somewhere like butter factory or mink this time? sibeh sien with dolly.

Don't like Butter that much because of the hip-hop man. Am ok with Mink, but of course Zouk is still my first choice :D
Am open to trying new places though, like that Helicopter thing, and the what, yin & yang shit?

[Tadayoshi]

I love hip hop mar... haha, anyways i'm fine with zouk and mink too

Don't like Butter that much because of the hip-hop man. Am ok with Mink, but of course Zouk is still my first choice :D
Am open to trying new places though, like that Helicopter thing, and the what, yin & yang shit?

[Komuso]

I love hip hop mar... haha, anyways i'm fine with zouk and mink too

Oh wait just remembered CCB doesn't like Zouk :(

So probably Mink then. Never been before though.

[ew69]

butter is too young for an uncle like me leh...wait i go butter...they look at me like...why this uncle comes here...:eek:

they may suspect you are CID leh. :D uncle am pai.

[BoinKING]

can try movida or boiler room also for mature crowd..
mink more for 18-25 on sats expats and indo
friday more OLs and yuppies.

[wolfberry2]

having fun should not be limited by age :p going to look for my beer bong ;)

[BoinKING]

beer bong....hardcore man

[Under_Taker]

Cows & Politics Explained

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

[Under_Taker]

Your Urgent Help Needed

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to [email protected] so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

[Under_Taker]

New Investment Definitions

These terms have been redefined to fit current circumstances:

CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET - A six to eighteen month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex!

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my broker has made me.

(S&P) STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the Toilet.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a Nuthouse.

MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low.

'BUY, BUY' - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.

FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-Eleven for toilet paper and cigarettes.

CALL OPTION - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.

YA HOO - What you yell after selling all you owned to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $240 per share.

PROFIT - Religious guy who talks to God.

And so it goes.

[Under_Taker]

Bumper Stickers for Democrats

This One Is Voting For That One

I Can See Russia From My House

McPalin: A Bridge to Nowhere

Hey $$$$$, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?

McCain/Palin - Thanks, But No Thanks

Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin

Abstinence-Only Education Really Works, Huh $$$$$?

Free Levi

What's the Difference Between Palin and Bush? Lipstick

John McCain: Get Off My Lawn!

McCain/Palin: Incontinence and Incompetence

McCain/Palin: Unstable and Unable

Hey $$$$$, I Can See the End of Your Political Career From My House!

If $$$$$ Palin Is Qualified, So Am I

Jesus Was a Community Organizer, Pontius Pilate Was a Governor

McSame/MILF

McSame As Bush

McAncient

Four More Wars!

Banned Any Good Books Lately, $$$$$ Palin?

No Country For Old Men

No You McCan't

Vote McCain…or the Vietcong Have Won

John McCain: More Wars, Less Jobs

McCain is a Fossil Fool

$$$$$ Palin, Dan Quayle with Lip Gloss

$$$$$ Palin, One Hockey Mom Who Should Puck Off

Somewhere in Alaska an Igloo Is Missing Its Idiot

John McCain, Like Bush, But Older

John McCain: Continue the Pain

John McCain: 100 Years of War in '08

$$$$$ Palin: Because John McCain Thinks You're An Idiot

Polar Bears Against Palin

Moose For Palin: Please Don't Send Her Back to Alaska

Horny Old Republicans for $$$$$ Palin

If I Owned 7 Houses, I'd Think the Economy Was Great Too!

$$$$$, While You Were Looking at Russia, Maybe You Should Have Been Watching Your Daughter

Hey Palin, Can You See Reality from Alaska?

Hockey Mama for Obama

Barack the Vote

Barack's How I Roll

Got Hope?

Black is the New President

I Got a Crush on Obama

[Under_Taker]

Rules Of Washington

If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Chicken little only has to be right once.

"NO" is only an interim response.

You can't kill a bad idea.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

The truth is a variable.

A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.

You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.

A promise is not a guarantee.

If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.

[Under_Taker]

A Guide to U.S. Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however like the smog statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

[Under_Taker]

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions inthe seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Texas executes last remaining citizen.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.

[Under_Taker]

French Jokes - Funny Quotations About France

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." —Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." —Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." —Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." —P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." —Argus Hamilton

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." —Dennis Miller

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." —Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." —Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" —Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

[Under_Taker]

Still More French Jokes

Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly?
A: It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003?
A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.

Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

Q: Why does Nike like the French Army?
A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

[Under_Taker]

French Military History in a Nutshell

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

[Under_Taker]

California's Letter of Secession

Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving you. California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, all of the North East States, and the urban half of Ohio.

We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then. God is going to give us the Pacific Ocean and Hollywood. In addi! tion, we're getting San Diego. (Sorry, that's just how it goes.) But God is letting you have the KKK and country music (except the Dixie Chicks).

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to need all Blue States citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to fight in Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming home.

So, you get Texas and all the former slave states, and we get the Governator and stem cell research. (We would love you to take Britney Spears off our hands, though. She IS from the south, right?)

Since we get New York, you'll have to come up with your own late night TV shows because we get MTV, Letterman, the Daily Show, and Conan O'Brien. You get... well, w! hy don't you ask your people at Fox News to come up with something entertaining? (Maybe you should just watch Crossfire. That's a really funny show.)

We wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. Soon.

Sincerely,
California

[Under_Taker]

Fuck the South

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves -- yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

Source: Fuck The South.com

[Under_Taker]

Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided we're leaving.

We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro choice and anti war and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.

We wish you success in Iraq and hope that the WMDs turn up but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven

Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush

Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,
Author Unknown in New California.

[Tadayoshi]

nah, there is few place that i havent been to, just want to go either mink or zouk or butter, thanks for suggestion though

can try movida or boiler room also for mature crowd..
mink more for 18-25 on sats expats and indo
friday more OLs and yuppies.

[Komuso]

nah, there is few place that i havent been to, just want to go either mink or zouk or butter, thanks for suggestion though

Ok sorry a bit swaku here; where did Butter relocate to? And Mink is at the Pan Pacific right?

[guess67]

Go where play? :D

[Komuso]

Go where play? :D

Now then you appear :eek::D

See where our main man wants to go lor...

[wolfberry2]

beer bong....hardcore man

not me lah :-) fastest drinker i have seen was my ang moh classmate also a football player. finished 1bottle+1can in 0.5sec...havent seen anyone beat that record yet.

[calex]

Ok sorry a bit swaku here; where did Butter relocate to? And Mink is at the Pan Pacific right?

fullerton.. the place you can see the merlion

[BoinKING]

butter is squeezy though..
main dance floor became smaller when they extended their girls only podium..in bump..
rave.. well not many people can appreciate that kind of harder music.

for a better experience I'd recommend mink..

[Komuso]

butter is squeezy though..
main dance floor became smaller when they extended their girls only podium..in bump..
rave.. well not many people can appreciate that kind of harder music.

for a better experience I'd recommend mink..

Thanks for the heads-up bro ; so what kind of music we looking at for Mink? Progressive House? Trance? Electro? Or Breaks perhaps?

[Bellars]

I love hip hop mar... haha, anyways i'm fine with zouk and mink too

I love anything that moves :D

[Nicole78]

boring wedesday.....

[BoinKING]

mink is dirty dutch electro bangers with a little trance.. music is not bad but the podium is damn small..

friend actually fell off it once.. that was a crazy night..

7.30-10pm they have happy hour at royal room.. suggest you get in early to get chop, or if you're going to have a big group, book a table near the stage but i think min spending around 500-600.
The place is dua bao belvere vodka, or most people just order monet..

[Komuso]

mink is dirty dutch electro bangers with a little trance.. music is not bad but the podium is damn small..

friend actually fell off it once.. that was a crazy night..

7.30-10pm they have happy hour at royal room.. suggest you get in early to get chop, or if you're going to have a big group, book a table near the stage but i think min spending around 500-600.
The place is dua bao belvere vodka, or most people just order monet..

Oh electro huh... that's not easy to get right on the decks. Hmm. Like it when Aldrin does it though... still biased in favour of Zouk :D

Been longing for a deep progressive sound with a touch of Detroit techno for the longest time though... last year or so spent listening to nothing but crap :eek::p

[881Cash]

movida good... got live band singers

[Nicole78]

i'm hungry now lols.....anyone awake for a chat now?

[Cuntworth]

i'm hungry now lols.....anyone awake for a chat now?

Hungry???? Chat??? That diff kind of stuff.. Unless u referring to hungry for phone sex?? :D

[Cuntworth]

i'm hungry now lols.....anyone awake for a chat now?

Hungry?? Chat?? Din know that by chatting can be fulfilling from hunger... Unless u mean hunger for sex.. That make u want to have phone sex?? :D

[guess67]

Hungry???? Chat??? That diff kind of stuff.. Unless u referring to hungry for phone sex?? :D

She might want someone to have supper and chat together ;)

[Cuntworth]

She might want someone to have supper and chat together ;)

Ohhhh noted... :D

[BoinKING]

not many places can do it..

So far my top 3 picks in terms of flow and vibe for me -

Gemstarr - DblO
Kazee - Powerhouse
Timmo J - DblO

Alot of DJ lack the flow and vibe.. worst if they even repeat tracks..
Once I hear that, I'll never go back again.

[JiTaoBoPower]

good morning fellow samsters :D

[vin2324]

not many places can do it..

So far my top 3 picks in terms of flow and vibe for me -

Gemstarr - DblO
Kazee - Powerhouse
Timmo J - DblO

Alot of DJ lack the flow and vibe.. worst if they even repeat tracks..
Once I hear that, I'll never go back again.

Wah U really party king sia....:D

[cocobun]

Oh wait just remembered CCB doesn't like Zouk :(

Errrr, since when did I say I don't like Zouk hal.....I think my history in Zouk will shock you wor!!!:D

[BoinKING]

I not party king la... I just like my dance music..and I like raves..
Listen at home cannot turn it up and feel the bass vibrate my balls..

Have to go club lo.. no choice..

[cocobun]

I not party king la... I just like my dance music..and I like raves..
Listen at home cannot turn it up and feel the bass vibrate my balls..

Have to go club lo.. no choice..

ha, once in a lifetime should head for 'Love Parade' in Berlin!!!!:D

[vin2324]

I not party king la... I just like my dance music..and I like raves..
Listen at home cannot turn it up and feel the bass vibrate my balls..

Have to go club lo.. no choice..

Yes dance music, dat wat I like also....:D

[vin2324]

Just to share COCO at Clarke Quay last day of operation on 4/8/2012. ;)

[SA23]

Just to share COCO at Clarke Quay last day of operation on 4/8/2012. ;)

So wat will the near place be call wor?

[vin2324]

So wat will the near place be call wor?

Still don koe yet.:o

[SA23]

Still don koe yet.:o

Oh okie... so tomo go where sia.

[vin2324]

Oh okie... so tomo go where sia.

I thk is Zouk.

[SA23]

I thk is Zouk.

Kumuso's gathering is tomo? I thou is Sat. blur liao lei...

[vin2324]

Kumuso's gathering is tomo? I thou is Sat. blur liao lei...

ya lor y so blur? btw I going to coco on Saturday also, u want to join?

[SA23]

ya lor y so blur? btw I going to coco on Saturday also, u want to join?

Hahaha....i short term memory liao:D, i'm fine wif it but can only cfm wif u on Sat morning coz might have to bring a fren around Sg lor

[SA23]

ya lor y so blur? btw I going to coco on Saturday also, u want to join?

If go zouk then looks like tomo there will b merlion liao

[vin2324]

If go zouk then looks like tomo there will b merlion liao

Merlion??? Y??? :confused:

[vin2324]

Hahaha....i short term memory liao:D, i'm fine wif it but can only cfm wif u on Sat morning coz might have to bring a fren around Sg lor

Haha no problem just 8 digit away. :p

[SA23]

Merlion??? Y??? :confused:

11 to 12, 1 for 1 drink mah u say lei....:D

[Komuso]

Errrr, since when did I say I don't like Zouk hal.....I think my history in Zouk will shock you wor!!!

Alamak then last time ask you to go always dowan one :confused:
Anyway if no dispute now then we can go ahead... yay :D

Wah U really party king sia...

But you singing and dancing king leh :p

Kumuso's gathering is tomo? I thou is Sat. blur liao lei...

Bro, don't so fast mabok, we haven't started yet :D
Hope you'll join us!


Looks like Zouk it is then.

[cockteaser69]

Alamak then last time ask you to go always dowan one :confused:
Anyway if no dispute now then we can go ahead... yay :D



But you singing and dancing king leh :p



Bro, don't so fast mabok, we haven't started yet :D
Hope you'll join us!


Looks like Zouk it is then.

ok see u there at zouk

[SA23]

Alamak then last time ask you to go always dowan one :confused:
Anyway if no dispute now then we can go ahead... yay :D



But you singing and dancing king leh :p



Bro, don't so fast mabok, we haven't started yet :D
Hope you'll join us!


Looks like Zouk it is then.

hahaha...will cfm wif u tomo morning coz might have company function, might have to entertain ppl from China.

[BoinKING]

wah zouk or coco...
tempting..

But then zouk I go le.. haven't try coco.. heh heh..
Maybe I drop by coco..join bro vin.. hehe

[BoinKING]

ha, once in a lifetime should head for 'Love Parade' in Berlin!!!!:D

Will get there one day..
looking at a few - tomorrowland, masters of hardcore in belgium, Qlimax and Dominator in holland and Ozora in Portugal

Next month I going down australia and December will go up to thailand for a psytrance festival hehe-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p7r8OiDrew

[vin2324]

wah zouk or coco...
tempting..

But then zouk I go le.. haven't try coco.. heh heh..
Maybe I drop by coco..join bro vin.. hehe

tks tks see u there on sat.....

[Komuso]

Something to get the Friday mood going... bring out the kantang klubbing music baby! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB-6ATu4EUw

[BoinKING]

now days is this kinda sound le..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w60Xlbuikc0

[calex]

sianzz.. today balestier road massive jam .. want sibei tulan

[BoinKING]

http://www.mixcloud.com/edmtunes/markus-schulz-global-dj-broadcast-ibiza-summer-sessions-02-08-2012/ - something for the party people to listen to while at work and bop up and down while using the computer..

until someone walks past me and looks at me funny, then I smile and do a V sign.. lol

[cocobun]

Will get there one day..
looking at a few - tomorrowland, masters of hardcore in belgium, Qlimax and Dominator in holland and Ozora in Portugal

Next month I going down australia and December will go up to thailand for a psytrance festival hehe-

wah, you really an international party animal!! haizzz, my underground dance culture enegy level has fall way to my lowest prime.....:D buried my decks like for over 10 years and hmmm, nowadays all on mac liao....:D

[BoinKING]

my only motivation in life hahahha
singapore boring as hell.. work eat sleep.. what more can you do..

Come up with me to thailand at ko tao for NYE 2013..party in the mountains..then head over to koh pangan for the near year celebration
28 december to 2nd jan.. 5 days of raving..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupbttMYkuI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utGMHqrkWe4

Don't waste time with zouk out.. boring as hell

[Komuso]

buried my decks like for over 10 years and hmmm, nowadays all on mac liao....:D

Old school never die bro :D

What equipment you use last time? Vestax vinyl? Or Pioneer CDJ?

[cocobun]

my only motivation in life hahahha
singapore boring as hell.. work eat sleep.. what more can you do..

Come up with me to thailand at ko tao for NYE 2013..party in the mountains..then head over to koh pangan for the near year celebration
28 december to 2nd jan.. 5 days of raving..

Don't waste time with zouk out.. boring as hell

ha, maybe going bk during national day, depending on my buddy business trip schedule.

Zouk Out!! Ha, I go once (I think the second one) and never go back ever......cannot feel the 'rave' a single bit.....crowd really makes a lot difference.

Old school never die bro :D

What equipment you use last time? Vestax vinyl? Or Pioneer CDJ?

you said old school liao.....so it's Technics SL-1210MK2 lah....:D never a CD, all vinyls......:D

in the past, a single vinyl cost SGD13-16, very expensive hobby, now one digital download cost only a dollar or just pirate.....

[BoinKING]

now all digital liao..so it's either mp3s or flac or burn into a CD and use CDJ..

New technology makes it possible for more genres to be played, don't have to stick to just one set of music.

Most important is the beat juggling skill, mixing and most importantly the vibe and flow..

[gohzxc]

Zouk Out!! Ha, I go once (I think the second one) and never go back ever......cannot feel the 'rave' a single bit.....crowd really makes a lot difference.


ZOUK OUT..... went once only also but a great wet wild party ;)

[cocobun]

ok, time to pack up go back take a nap, see you guys in a while.............it's party time.....:D

[SH149]

ok, time to pack up go back take a nap, see you guys in a while.............it's party time.....:D

Bo jio !!:mad::D

[Komuso]

now all digital liao..so it's either mp3s or flac or burn into a CD and use CDJ..

Most important is the beat juggling skill, mixing and most importantly the vibe and flow..

And the KEY. Blending tracks without adjusting the key is plain sloppy - that's the signature of a crap DJ and club :eek:

you said old school liao.....so it's Technics SL-1210MK2 lah....:D never a CD, all vinyls......:D

in the past, a single vinyl cost SGD13-16, very expensive hobby, now one digital download cost only a dollar or just pirate.....

Technics... nice. Ya now it's all about spinning mp3s man. But I'm glad the place we're going to tonight doesn't do that :rolleyes:

[BoinKING]

Playing @ REBEL this coming Sat 11/8. If you miss my set, pls come down to support. PM me (You + How many frens) for guestlists.

Errr.. first 100 only ok? okthxbye


Who wants to go to catch gemstarr? let me know..preference given to party people..

[Nicole78]

Any one still awake for chat?
Or want meet up for breakfast?

[iMonk]

orh mee tor for

good morning guys and gals

[Nicole78]

orh mee tor for

good morning guys and gals

lols.......

[xinsuile]

morning all..

[gotgirth]

morning!!

no hang over from last night's drinking session... wooohooo

[cataramp]

morning all..

[BoinKING]

bro vin, what time you going down to coco tonight?

[vin2324]

bro vin, what time you going down to coco tonight?

Around 9pm.....

[MdmVodka]

Around 9pm.....

Wah with whooooooooo

Was able to ask who want go drinking!!! I am finally back and dying to drink -.-

[vin2324]

Wah with whooooooooo

Was able to ask who want go drinking!!! I am finally back and dying to drink -.-

With myself....ha ha, u wanna come? sure got people u know one.. Today is last day operation for Coco.

[cocobun]

Bo jio !!:mad::D

Sorry bro, not I organize one, but tonite I'll be heading down dolly...

With myself....ha ha, u wanna come? sure got people u know one.. Today is last day operation for Coco.

And me close too if you wanna come dancing on stage....:D

[vin2324]

Sorry bro, not I organize one, but tonite I'll be heading down dolly...



And me close too if you wanna come dancing on stage....:D

Dolly again....u really Dolly supporter...:p

[BoinKING]

okay I see you around coco.. will call..
you got my number right?

[t6vl]

Coco u at dolly tonight?

[MdmVodka]

With myself....ha ha, u wanna come? sure got people u know one.. Today is last day operation for Coco.



Sure got people i know one? -_-" who sia.

i dont know a lot of people woh. :o

[vin2324]

Sure got people i know one? -_-" who sia.

i dont know a lot of people woh. :o

come already u know lor....:D

[lucaswilliams]

Coco last day operating? Surprised.. But not much crowd lah... Have fun people..

[BoinKING]

Coco last day operating? Surprised.. But not much crowd lah... Have fun people..

At coco now with bro Vin.
Most table booked

[candygirlkiss]

Hi there. :p

[PPGirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL2wGYCINwY

[BoinKING]

Thanks for the awesome night bro vin..
Next shall see you at rebel? Haha

[guess67]

come already u know lor....:D

join u next time :p

[BoinKING]

preview of this coming's gig by gemstar at rebel -

Here it is... August mix for those who missed it earlier.

Download here :

http://www.mediafire.com/?15wzngsx5c2pnsg

Still got guestlist if anyone is interested..

[SA23]

preview of this coming's gig by gemstar at rebel -

Here it is... August mix for those who missed it earlier.

Download here :

http://www.mediafire.com/?15wzngsx5c2pnsg

Still got guestlist if anyone is interested..

Dun forget abt me hor....:D

[BoinKING]

Like that bro Vin sure come already...

[vin2324]

Thanks for the awesome night bro vin..
Next shall see you at rebel? Haha

Oh is me pleasure to be with U also. nice outing....:D

[vin2324]

Like that bro Vin sure come already...

Ok count me in. :)

[SA23]

Wat a blue Monday..... feel like getting out of my office now.....:(

[BoinKING]

So its 3 pax + 1... I'm bringing a friend.. we are doing zouk style..
Bring vodka at sit at the bridge and drink hehehe...
Hit the club and dance non stop woo hooo

[SA23]

So its 3 pax + 1... I'm bringing a friend.. we are doing zouk style..
Bring vodka at sit at the bridge and drink hehehe...

hahaha....onz u ar and wont b driving tis time, if not later kanna water parade by u again. :mad:

And must control the drinks in case got another lose and found case. hahaha....

[BoinKING]

better safe then sorry lor...

That one was funny, come out can still..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBZR-CKs2s

That night i almost overslept in the bus.. walk home staggering haha

BTW - Still got guest list for 2 pax, if anyone wanna join..
calling all dancing kakis..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEdHQMG5Ry4
Something to chase the monday blues away~

[SA23]

better safe then sorry lor...

That one was funny, come out can still..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBZR-CKs2s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEdHQMG5Ry4
Something to chase the monday blues away~

Tat's y he is the most强when it comes to dancing, the 2 of younger then him but he got more energy then us:D

Thanks for the music:)

[vin2324]

hahaha....onz u ar and wont b driving tis time, if not later kanna water parade by u again. :mad:

And must control the drinks in case got another lose and found case. hahaha....

Don't like dat lah paisehx2....:o

[vin2324]

That one was funny, come out can still..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBZR-CKs2s


This is my favourite ma.....:p:D

[vin2324]

So its 3 pax + 1... I'm bringing a friend.. we are doing zouk style..
Bring vodka at sit at the bridge and drink hehehe...
Hit the club and dance non stop woo hooo

Sorry I can't join U on this Saturday, forgot I have Wedding Dinner (Relative one).... :(

[BoinKING]

Okay 2 pax + 1...

[Bellars]

So its 3 pax + 1... I'm bringing a friend.. we are doing zouk style..
Bring vodka at sit at the bridge and drink hehehe...
Hit the club and dance non stop woo hooo

You guys sure know how to live it up :D

[BoinKING]

http://official.fm/gemstarr

for those who are interested..

[cutemush]

cool thread ! Clubbing kakis huh.... lol... wanna kpo in :)

[cocobun]

tonight is gonna be another wild wild night again...........:D

[gotgirth]

tonight is gonna be another wild wild night again...........:D

damn right bro... :D

[BoinKING]

Okay now its 4 pax, still got 2 more guestlist.

[MdmVodka]

Time to change nick. Haha. Every time I saw the word "vodka" I have to re-read the sentence twice

[tingx]

Time to change nick. Haha. Every time I saw the word "vodka" I have to re-read the sentence twice

Hahhaaha. Yar! :P
Its just like mine... everytime someone see my nick, they have to rethink my gender....

[Nicole78]

anyone want to meet up for a coffee chat?

[Cuntworth]

anyone want to meet up for a coffee chat?

After coffee chat??? :D

[guess67]

After coffee chat??? :D

part 2? :p

[Cuntworth]

part 2? :p

wonder what is part 2???:D

[guess67]

wonder what is part 2???:D

depends on what is in ur mind lor :D but subject to her approval :p

[Cuntworth]

depends on what is in ur mind lor :D but subject to her approval :p
agreed!!! but after coffee i will surely head to toilet!!! cos coffee make me lau sai!!! :D

[guess67]

agreed!!! but after coffee i will surely head to toilet!!! cos coffee make me lau sai!!! :D

:D then drink tea lah ;) or ask her just 'me' can?

[Cuntworth]

:D then drink tea lah ;) or ask her just 'me' can?

Jas-mine tea?? :D

[guess67]

Jas-mine tea?? :D

so the date confirmed already? then can have jas-mine tea mah :D

[Cuntworth]

so the date confirmed already? then can have jas-mine tea mah :D

must write in... take 3-4 working days to respond..:D

[guess67]

must write in... take 3-4 working days to respond..:D

good luck ;)

[Botakhead]

Guess you also want to join in arh?:D

[guess67]

Guess you also want to join in arh?:D

i nvr say so wor :D

[Botakhead]

Can I have the honour?:p

[AmeShin]

anyone want to meet up for a coffee chat?

where will u be ?:rolleyes:

[Nicole78]

lols i just say a coffee chat how come link to just me or part 2?

[PPGirl]

agreed!!! but after coffee i will surely head to toilet!!! cos coffee make me lau sai!!! :D

huh wow...u got same problem as me lol

[MdmVodka]

wahhhh, the tcss skill you ple possess is damn good. LOL.

[Cuntworth]

huh wow...u got same problem as me lol

Hahhaa isit?? Like that cannot drink coffee together.. Wait have to fight for toilet.. :D

[Sammybossfor]

Happy Birthday Singapore :) :D :p

[PPGirl]

Hahhaa isit?? Like that cannot drink coffee together.. Wait have to fight for toilet.. :D

allergy to coffee or lactose? i think i cant take creamer

[A42L]

Hello! samsters! not sure if this is what people are called here... LOL sorry im new! just got intro to this site by a friend, is there a newbie thread i can read up for this section?

[Bona_fide]

I don't think creamer is made from milk. Anyway, can always drink tea eh?

[gotgirth]

actually... creamer is a dairy product. so they do contain lactose, which is the main reason for people to lau sai after consuming them.

if you go starbucks or coffee bean can always ask them for non-dairy creamer/milk.

:D

[AmeShin]

agreed!!! but after coffee i will surely head to toilet!!! cos coffee make me lau sai!!! :D

huh wow...u got same problem as me lol

After any milk or coffee. I too will need to go toilet
Lol !
Sometimes when constipated ,drink coffee will do lol

[gotgirth]

After any milk or coffee. I too will need to go toilet
Lol !
Sometimes when constipated ,drink coffee will do lol

lol... i get that if i drink too much...

[tonysm]

What does TCSS mean?

[EatPrayLove]

boo!

any gatherings lately? :D:p

[Bellars]

What does TCSS mean?

Talk Cock Sing Song :D

[Bellars]

boo!

any gatherings lately? :D:p

You organise one..... I surely cum :D

[cataramp]

boo!

any gatherings lately? :D:p

hello! so free to join gathering ah?!

[Cuntworth]

Good morning!!!! Enjoy the weekends!! :D

[boymen81]

for me teh tarik i cant take... it contain milk... i will go poo....poo.... ;-)

[PUMIT]

allergy to coffee or lactose? i think i cant take creamer

i think mostly is lactose intolerant bah?

[Nicole78]

i'm hungry now who want meet up for supper?

[SH149]

i'm hungry now who want meet up for supper?

Supper ? Where ?

[Peon]

anyone want to meet up for a coffee chat?

Balestier Kopi tiam？

[Nicole78]

i'm boring any one still awake to chat?

[EatPrayLove]

hello! so free to join gathering ah?!

Got a little bit of time now to spare. ;)

[BoinKING]

Wah shagged... danced like nobody business..

[cutemush]

Fun fun fun :) Dead tired no 2

[Cuntworth]

i'm boring any one still awake to chat?

chat or lick??:D:D

[ladywings]

Got a little bit of time now to spare. ;)

thought u went into hybernation leh =p
tsk tsk and shouldnt u be asleep at that hour :D

[undertable]

thought u went into hybernation leh =p
tsk tsk and shouldnt u be asleep at that hour :D

My wings, My cookie..:)

[pussyslime]

this place is happening.

[Nicole78]

any guys out there still awake to chat with me?

[TCSS Sammyboy]

any guys out there still awake to chat with me?

Too late to see yr posting here. I'm going to sleep soon. We chat other day.
Good nite everyone.

[ladywings]

My wings, My cookie..:)

^__^ Coookieeee *hugs*nibble Nibble*
:p

[EatPrayLove]

thought u went into hybernation leh =p
tsk tsk and shouldnt u be asleep at that hour :D

lol. Busy with work lah.
Beside someone don't like.
Anyway, now a bit free from work and it's over between that someone, it's time to have some fun! :p


My wings, My cookie..:)

Mac! You change number? Apps u no reply de... sob sob... :(

[bail1234]

lol. Busy with work lah.
Beside someone don't like.
Anyway, now a bit free from work and it's over between that someone, it's time to have some fun! :p



Jie Jie ..... Wanna go drink Coffee with me ?? :p

When free let me know :D

[EatPrayLove]

Jie Jie ..... Wanna go drink Coffee with me ?? :p

When free let me know :D

Lol. This sat late dinner/supper on? Jio cataramp!

[Nicole78]

why am i always get hungry at this hours haish....
need to go downstairs find food to eat now....

[undertable]

^__^ Coookieeee *hugs*nibble Nibble*
:p
U noe where to find me dear... Find me there =) Its nv complete without u there=)

[Reoxy]

Supper ? Where ?

Geylang Lor 18 house 23.:cool:

[cocobun]

Geylang Lor 18 house 23.:cool:

you the 'cook' there ah??:D

[SH149]

Geylang Lor 18 house 23.:cool:

Sure or not ? I very shy de :D

[vin2324]

Sure or not ? I very shy de :D

U shy meh, sure or not......:D

[SH149]

U shy meh, sure or not......:D

Wow liao mai bijat my lobang mah !:D

[kakagolf]

call me out also lei!!

[Reoxy]

you the 'cook' there ah??:D

Yah... I use my big "Stirrer" stir stir the small wok.:D

Sure or not ? I very shy de :D

You shy then I am a virgin.:cool:

[cataramp]

Lol. This sat late dinner/supper on? Jio cataramp!

xiang kar pager har?

[Botakhead]

xiang kar pager har?

Still got people use pager meh?:D

[cataramp]

Still got people use pager meh?:D

like that say only ma! :D

[RAMS75]

Hello all now then i realise got TCSS chat here ..lol

Have a Great night to all SBF's Members:p

[SH149]

You shy then I am a virgin.:cool:

Virgin ? I like !!!:cool::D

[cocobun]

Yah... I use my big "Stirrer" stir stir the small wok.:D

haha, stir fry orh bee hoon ah..............with oyster sauce:D

[SH149]

haha, stir fry orh bee hoon ah..............with oyster sauce:D

No it's tartar sauce :D

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

U 2 very lasup one :o

Can behave abit anot..here got kids like me :mad:

[SH149]

U 2 very lasup one :o

Can behave abit anot..here got kids like me :mad:

Ok small kid please go n ask yr papa mama before log in this website

乖hor next time uncle bring u go drink milk ok ? :D

[EatPrayLove]

xiang kar pager har?

cataramp "mei mei"!!!!! I miss you! Sat late dinner/supper onz?

And Bail didi, PM me your number!

[Nicole78]

its only 1.05am and yet i'm still awake doing nothing feeling abit horny and wet i guess.....

[guess67]

cataramp "mei mei"!!!!! I miss you! Sat late dinner/supper onz?

And Bail didi, PM me your number!

Starting ur supper again hor :D

[cocobun]

No it's tartar sauce

:eek: nice meh.....:D

U 2 very lasup one

Can behave abit anot..here got kids like me

haha, ok, any kid wants a lollipop.....:D

[IwasApo]

:eek: nice meh.....:D



haha, ok, any kid wants a lollipop.....:D

got gummy bears?

[CheekyMonkee]

I want the Korean grape flavor gummy can? Haha lollipop for xmm lol suck suck