TOTALLY IRRELEVANT!! *dont zap me* Wing Chun Class

[bruceJKD]

anyone one interested in taking up Wing Chun classes?
if interested, pm me with details. :cool:

[raykwok79]

Pm you with details? Wat details u wan? U should provide details leh...

[sun814]

yes u deserved to be zapped, n what the hell is Wing Chun class?

[alan0338]

yes u deserved to be zapped, n what the hell is Wing Chun class?

maybe he watch too much 叶问 already :D

[owenfang]

up point pls

[simple2kee]

maybe he watch too much 叶问 already :D

i do agree with u. :D:D

[oOoLyRrAdoOo]

wing chun ? maybe if you talk about karma sutra yes :D

[bruceJKD]

sun814, you see totally irrelevant already and you still come here read. -.-b
you also deserve to be zap. you dont know what is it, just nicely. i dont remember offending you.

there is indeed a typo. i'm saying: PM me for details.

[sun814]

i didn't zap u yet n don't intend to, just a bit pissed that u didn't tell us Wing Chun = 咏春拳. not all bros are cantonese u know? thanks to the bro who zapped me n didn't leave ur nick.

[bruceJKD]

well sun814, i'm sorry. guess it was a misunderstanding after all. cheers and my apologies. (:

[farark]

sun814, you see totally irrelevant already and you still come here read. -.-b
you also deserve to be zap. you dont know what is it, just nicely. i dont remember offending you.

there is indeed a typo. i'm saying: PM me for details.

I too read your thread title with the word "Irrelevant". The reason I zapped you was simply because the last I remembered, sammyboyforum is not about martial arts, closest to it is marital arts. This is a sex forum, so please don't waste bandwidth here.

Putting the word "Irrelevant" doesn't mean you can start a thread about anything in an Adult discussion forum - About Sex.

Just my 2 satang's worth.

[cavemanng]

Will it me us as fit as Ip Man? Maybe can consider. Actually I won't say it is not related lah. Good fitness = can perform better in bed lah. Of course this is not the only concern.

[waiwaiz]

Yo..wing chun master also kanna zapped till pants drop.:):)

[bruceJKD]

caveman, it all depends on your personal cultivation in the martial art regarding your question if you can be as fit as ip man. anyone can surpass him, but it al depend you yourself. (:

well, i agree in that part you mentioned on stamina! it took me a whole hour to bonk my gf after benefiting from that martial art! sex is not just about shooting sperm onto the girl's face etc. it's about mutual feeling. you need the stamina and lung capacity to prevent yourself from dying. many died on the bed due to positions they cannot handle or the lack of lung capacity while carrying out their acts.

but my ultimate aim is to let people here know about the martial art and to keep them fit. you can use your fit and healthy for sex purposes too, after learning it. (:

[Johnston]

DONT TASE ME. BRO!

:D

Oh goddamn the threads are getting more irrelevant and outrageous.

Something like in SBC the police always call out DONT RUN! STAND THERE! when they are chasing criminals as if criminals want to go to your lock up. :D

[lovestar]

taze tat guy... this is serious weird... kung fu in a sex forum? lol joke?

[VanGogh]

If yong choon can make me shoot 10 times 1 night i don't mind joining... :D

[havana]

let's see how low he can go......:)

[Bangster]

what if i practise liao....skali i grab the girl's head with my knees and start hammering her???

[Savanna]

Show us some Videos of the types of Kung Fu in Bed!!!

[walle]

i prefer jiao chun class...叫春...anyone?:D

[Reverend]

Bro bruce is trying to impart us self defence skills in case we got to meet someone like sherine AKA the hulk!!!!!! We can use Kung fu to escape her cluthes.

[ang076]

If there is sexy version of Wing Chun, where we engaged in hand to hand combat with pretty female, then hit her neh neh many times, then hit her acupoint to activate the horny demon in her that she want sex...

Better..:p

[jacky43]

My friend, i cannot PM u due to your message box is fulled. So i will post it here.

Hi BruceJKD, as u know the website is not about martial art, so i PM u this.

25yrs ago, i learnt Wing Chun fr an ang mo name, Randy William in this country. That time i think classess held at Plastic Children society, mine master got permission to teach at the basketball court. Cause we made a donation to the society.

Back than did not ask mine master background. I think he was an expat working 4a MNC co. Seem the website is about gals also, i remember there was a SYT Chinese student, think she was mine master GF.

If u r training WC? Perhaps, u could ask your teacher about this Randy William cause, back than only he was teaching WC in this country.

Finally, rememebred 2yrs later b4 he left this country, he passed the lic to 2of mine seniors. I quit MA, work committment got married and, MA had pass its prime in the 90s.

[(o)(o) Tuner]

I think the girls will be more interested if you can open a class and teaches them to to 叫春. :D

[Bangster]

Or better still,
what if I learn already and I know the low-life bastard who have only power '2' and zapped me without leaving behind the loser-name his father gave him and I beat the shit out of him?

Typical real life loser who will bully his subordinates once he is given some authority.

Probably a toilet supervisor who loves to scold the poor maintenance aunty who cleans the toilets every morning.

[Bangster]

Ouch. Kena zapped again by a lowly being with only power '2'

Pllllllease lah.....zapping made you happy and powerful isit? Knn only power '2' want to zap pple...You saw my pts or not? 500+ leh, you got enough to zap till zero or not?

Diu nia seng, zap liao bo-ji leave name behind. Another poobor loser.

Must be another toilet supervisor who bullies old aunties.

Watch out, skali 1 day your mama also need to become toilet cleaner....karma bites back hard

[freezetheDB]

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wouldnt mind learning if can see this kind of cleavage

[Johnston]

but but but what if someone learnt Wing Chun and use it to totally RAEP some people and the news say "Wing Chun student RAEP a girl" , will tommorow Wing Chun be banned in Singapore? :p