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[angelmyass]

2 days ago,went to buy Euro game between Czech & Denmark n bet S$100 on Draw and left only with S$40 so thought of how to spend the money in TuiNa. Thinking Go for 1 hour massage for S$40 or not but then NO money for Handjob so think harder and harder ,kenna rub then no HJ like drink water without cup. So I thought try something new. I take bus to this regular joint(been there more than 5 times )actually a spa saloon with One Pao sua Pao Hai (Pao all) lady boss. I tell her I only have S$30 can ONLY do SPECIAL (HJ) dun want massage.She say cannot lah must pay for the hour massage .
I reason out with her that I dun need massage, only need to release. and make a deal with her that after cum session over. As nobody there,she say okay okay after cum finish okay. I inside thinking I cum very long one she sure lugi one he hehe heehee!!. Me lay on bed and let her do sensual touching on mi groin and brother, I reach out wanna touch her,she KNNCB say $30 cannot touch. I tell her u want me to cum must let me touch.
Lan Lan she let me squeeze her breast and she jerk faster and faster.
I tahan and tahan and tahan play miind games with her ..after 15 minutes she say your money difficult to make leh..I say not enough feeling to shoot leh can also touch pussy or not..she wah lau black face say everything want/
Sorry didnot get to touch if u all think also okay.Bun Bun Tan.
aFTER another 8 MINUTES i THEN EXPLODE , pay her the S$30 and left.
Quite a good feeling only pay S$30 for 32 minutes

[Sinful_man]

2 days ago,went to buy Euro game between Czech & Denmark n bet S$100 on Draw and left only with S$40



So, Bro you feel very proud and happy for paying $30 and and HJ for 32 minutes.......to me you are simply a cheap nUt !! :D

[Innoncent$]

2 days ago,went to buy Euro game between Czech & Denmark n bet S$100 on Draw and left only with S$40 so thought of how to spend the money in TuiNa. Thinking Go for 1 hour massage for S$40 or not but then NO money for Handjob so think harder and harder ,kenna rub then no HJ like drink water without cup. So I thought try something new. I take bus to this regular joint(been there more than 5 times )actually a spa saloon with One Pao sua Pao Hai (Pao all) lady boss. I tell her I only have S$30 can ONLY do SPECIAL (HJ) dun want massage.She say cannot lah must pay for the hour massage .
I reason out with her that I dun need massage, only need to release. and make a deal with her that after cum session over. As nobody there,she say okay okay after cum finish okay. I inside thinking I cum very long one she sure lugi one he hehe heehee!!. Me lay on bed and let her do sensual touching on mi groin and brother, I reach out wanna touch her,she KNNCB say $30 cannot touch. I tell her u want me to cum must let me touch.
Lan Lan she let me squeeze her breast and she jerk faster and faster.
I tahan and tahan and tahan play miind games with her ..after 15 minutes she say your money difficult to make leh..I say not enough feeling to shoot leh can also touch pussy or not..she wah lau black face say everything want/
Sorry didnot get to touch if u all think also okay.Bun Bun Tan.
aFTER another 8 MINUTES i THEN EXPLODE , pay her the S$30 and left.
Quite a good feeling only pay S$30 for 32 minutes

Hahaha.. "like that also can"? Whatever, that a very interesting thing to hear from someone like you!!! Actual I want to credit you for the interesting story but no info was disclosed... try again Sam!!!

[monster98]

2 days ago,went to buy Euro game between Czech & Denmark n bet S$100 on Draw and left only with S$40 so thought of how to spend the money in TuiNa. Thinking Go for 1 hour massage for S$40 or not but then NO money for Handjob so think harder and harder ,kenna rub then no HJ like drink water without cup. So I thought try something new. I take bus to this regular joint(been there more than 5 times )actually a spa saloon with One Pao sua Pao Hai (Pao all) lady boss. I tell her I only have S$30 can ONLY do SPECIAL (HJ) dun want massage.She say cannot lah must pay for the hour massage .
I reason out with her that I dun need massage, only need to release. and make a deal with her that after cum session over. As nobody there,she say okay okay after cum finish okay. I inside thinking I cum very long one she sure lugi one he hehe heehee!!. Me lay on bed and let her do sensual touching on mi groin and brother, I reach out wanna touch her,she KNNCB say $30 cannot touch. I tell her u want me to cum must let me touch.
Lan Lan she let me squeeze her breast and she jerk faster and faster.
I tahan and tahan and tahan play miind games with her ..after 15 minutes she say your money difficult to make leh..I say not enough feeling to shoot leh can also touch pussy or not..she wah lau black face say everything want/
Sorry didnot get to touch if u all think also okay.Bun Bun Tan.
aFTER another 8 MINUTES i THEN EXPLODE , pay her the S$30 and left.
Quite a good feeling only pay S$30 for 32 minutes

After reading your posting, what can I say????? good idea my dear friend

Alternatively, normally u go massage, the lady will tickle your balls and didi and later ask u if u want any special... tell her later see how 1st and surely she will continue to stroke your didi to stimulate you. After all those sensation stroking, tell her u don't fell like having any special....... After that, go to toilet and for sure within a couple mins of DIY.... shoot high high.... :D

Like that can anot???????? :confused:

[cybron]

This will work if you deal directly with the boss.. or boss not around...
Id boss around he/she must collect $$ coz HJ tip is for the gers only.. then Boss lugi mah...
U think those TN ger really want to massage for you ya.. they want to earn fast $$ . They just want to release you and getthe tip... 1 hr the ger only get about $15 compare to $30 for just maybe 5-10min..

correct bo.. brother :D

2 days ago,went to buy Euro game between Czech & Denmark n bet S$100 on Draw and left only with S$40 so thought of how to spend the money in TuiNa. Thinking Go for 1 hour massage for S$40 or not but then NO money for Handjob so think harder and harder ,kenna rub then no HJ like drink water without cup. So I thought try something new. I take bus to this regular joint(been there more than 5 times )actually a spa saloon with One Pao sua Pao Hai (Pao all) lady boss. I tell her I only have S$30 can ONLY do SPECIAL (HJ) dun want massage.She say cannot lah must pay for the hour massage .
I reason out with her that I dun need massage, only need to release. and make a deal with her that after cum session over. As nobody there,she say okay okay after cum finish okay. I inside thinking I cum very long one she sure lugi one he hehe heehee!!. Me lay on bed and let her do sensual touching on mi groin and brother, I reach out wanna touch her,she KNNCB say $30 cannot touch. I tell her u want me to cum must let me touch.
Lan Lan she let me squeeze her breast and she jerk faster and faster.
I tahan and tahan and tahan play miind games with her ..after 15 minutes she say your money difficult to make leh..I say not enough feeling to shoot leh can also touch pussy or not..she wah lau black face say everything want/
Sorry didnot get to touch if u all think also okay.Bun Bun Tan.
aFTER another 8 MINUTES i THEN EXPLODE , pay her the S$30 and left.
Quite a good feeling only pay S$30 for 32 minutes

[triple h]

u the eh sai leh. very smart alec.
cool

This will work if you deal directly with the boss.. or boss not around...
Id boss around he/she must collect $$ coz HJ tip is for the gers only.. then Boss lugi mah...
U think those TN ger really want to massage for you ya.. they want to earn fast $$ . They just want to release you and getthe tip... 1 hr the ger only get about $15 compare to $30 for just maybe 5-10min..

correct bo.. brother :D

[mccormick]

xiao!! got forty dollar why dont go to geylang?? :rolleyes:


whaha... good one...

[billyboy]

2 days ago,went to buy Euro game between Czech & Denmark n bet S$100 on Draw and left only with S$40 so thought of how to spend the money in TuiNa. Thinking Go for 1 hour massage for S$40 or not but then NO money for Handjob so think harder and harder ,kenna rub then no HJ like drink water without cup. So I thought try something new. I take bus to this regular joint(been there more than 5 times )actually a spa saloon with One Pao sua Pao Hai (Pao all) lady boss. I tell her I only have S$30 can ONLY do SPECIAL (HJ) dun want massage.She say cannot lah must pay for the hour massage .
I reason out with her that I dun need massage, only need to release. and make a deal with her that after cum session over. As nobody there,she say okay okay after cum finish okay. I inside thinking I cum very long one she sure lugi one he hehe heehee!!. Me lay on bed and let her do sensual touching on mi groin and brother, I reach out wanna touch her,she KNNCB say $30 cannot touch. I tell her u want me to cum must let me touch.
Lan Lan she let me squeeze her breast and she jerk faster and faster.
I tahan and tahan and tahan play miind games with her ..after 15 minutes she say your money difficult to make leh..I say not enough feeling to shoot leh can also touch pussy or not..she wah lau black face say everything want/
Sorry didnot get to touch if u all think also okay.Bun Bun Tan.
aFTER another 8 MINUTES i THEN EXPLODE , pay her the S$30 and left.
Quite a good feeling only pay S$30 for 32 minutes

Bro, think it is only possible if it is the boss herself, otherwise guess no way since the souce of revenue for the TN owner is the massage fee, while special goes to the girl.

[cybron]

Becoz i know many bosses in TN mah.. they complain mah.. so i know lor.. :D

u the eh sai leh. very smart alec.
cool

[simplybochup]

After reading your posting, what can I say????? good idea my dear friend

Alternatively, normally u go massage, the lady will tickle your balls and didi and later ask u if u want any special... tell her later see how 1st and surely she will continue to stroke your didi to stimulate you. After all those sensation stroking, tell her u don't fell like having any special....... After that, go to toilet and for sure within a couple mins of DIY.... shoot high high....

Like that can anot???????? :confused:

hahahahha.....

buy a xxx VCD($10) and see and PCC also will shoot high high...
like that can anot ??? :confused:

[GuyonGal]

hahahahha.....

buy a xxx VCD($10) and see and PCC also will shoot high high...
like that can anot ??? :confused:

Another way... share with the cow the milk vaccum machine... Sure 'suck' your way out of your mind!!! hehehehe... later bird-bird also suck off!!! :D

[Schizo]

Maybe look for the old lady mentioned by bro daveeng88 in this thread

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=19412

Ha ha

happen to passby Deskar and a old lady at an age of 70+ approached my friend, asking if he needs a BJ and she only charge $20. It is going to be very comfortable because she do not have teeths. :D

[emerystreet]

Monster98,
that's a damn good one!



After reading your posting, what can I say????? good idea my dear friend

Alternatively, normally u go massage, the lady will tickle your balls and didi and later ask u if u want any special... tell her later see how 1st and surely she will continue to stroke your didi to stimulate you. After all those sensation stroking, tell her u don't fell like having any special....... After that, go to toilet and for sure within a couple mins of DIY.... shoot high high.... :D

Like that can anot???????? :confused:

[simimabochap]

Monster98,
that's a damn good one!
Did you consider that u have to pay S$38 - S$40 first for the masssage before u jerk in the toilet yourself. I think bro angelmyass has a better deal though I have to agree that the joint has got to be run only by the boss lady.

BTW,where's this place, might only want to release without going for the massage,but doubt the boss will entertain a new guy than a regular.

[nokia6110]

Monster98,
that's a damn good one!
ever did it in the hc, many yrs back, tell her u dun want , and then u do it yrself infront of her, she continue to massage u and let u hv the droplets of pure olive oil. they use olive oil in those days.
that were very shiok also , an experience.

also once tried it recently in TP, nan jiang massage shop, the gal alsoveri interest to see me masterb*t#

[Niceman]

:p
haha, normal I dun write....but buay tahan must write....

He is Super-Chee-Hon, a dumb one....

Tarvel all the way just for HJ??? What a dumb-ass instead.

^^ :D

[blue_swatch]

Hahahha this must be one of the funniest thread i read recently!!! Really good trick sia! Salute you! :D

[emerystreet]

Hahahha this must be one of the funniest thread i read recently!!! Really good trick sia! Salute you! :D

this is a dem funny thread.

got one brudder, no enough money, but got guts to trick the ahma-san to wank him for 30 minites.

then got another brudder, get kick out of making massage girl do the foreplay for him, then he go toilet and finish the job. another cheap, but ingenius trick.

finally, got one more brudder, but this one is way off the cliff. he get his kick by self-wanking infront of a wank-pro ... i dunno how that turns him on, but it is ultimate irony. funny like f.ck

[sexoholic]

Really had me cracking up. Not enough money still can find a way.
Where there is a will, there is a way. :D

[simimabochap]

this is a dem funny thread.

got one brudder, no enough money, but got guts to trick the ahma-san to wank him for 30 minites.

then got another brudder, get kick out of making massage girl do the foreplay for him, then he go toilet and finish the job. another cheap, but ingenius trick.

finally, got one more brudder, but this one is way off the cliff. he get his kick by self-wanking infront of a wank-pro ... i dunno how that turns him on, but it is ultimate irony. funny like f.ck

This is how this forum should be, fun and amusing.No need to flame newbies ,oldies or whatever!!Everybody share something and laugh it off.
Why spend the money on Hospital when u can get healthy here.

[subaruuu]

This is how this forum should be, fun and amusing.No need to flame newbies ,oldies or whatever!!Everybody share something and laugh it off.
Why spend the money on Hospital when u can get healthy here.


Yah, agree with u............this is wat we called.......lesson learnt.