One night stand.

[ultimatehydra]

Hi can anyone give me any suggestion that how can I easily find girls from clubbing/online/pub/etc to have one night stand? I just want to touch boobs for free :(

[edmundhello]

U want 1 night stand to touch boobs?? You shortage of HL/Marigold milk sibo??

Anyway, just do it anywhere will do.. package with free lodging at changi!! :mad:

[maninsinsha]

Hi can anyone give me any suggestion that how can I easily find girls from clubbing/online/pub/etc to have one night stand? I just want to touch boobs for free :(

TS, goes to any club/pub in Singapore. Order your drinks, find a corner or somewhere to stand. Just be rooted there and there you go, you'll have your One Night Stand. Remember, don't ever find a seat to sit down for the night coz that wouldn't constitute a One Night Stand. You can brag to your friends the next day that you just had a ONS. :cool:

As to touching boobs for free. Well, you can do that anywhere in Singapore but whether it is allow or legal, that'll have to depend on the ladies. On a lighter note, you'll probably be slapped by the lady. Worst case scenario, you will just be charged for molesting. ;)

[dirtyhairy]

Hi can anyone give me any suggestion that how can I easily find girls from clubbing/online/pub/etc to have one night stand? I just want to touch boobs for free :(

Can one of you bros with the horny Sherrine's number,
quick, give it to this desperado UltimateHyenna to contact her
so that he can enjoy his ultimate free boobs fondling pleasure:p

[Bangster]

Nothing works better than being awfully direct

Make a sandwich board that says "I wanna touch boobs for free" and wear it to the pub

Sure works

[NoChoice]

wah lan eh.......you really #$%*X@$#!...........limpei has lost of words for you when see your question. Out of my pocket, limpei get you 2 pieces of pork meat in the market and you can squeeze till u song song standing all night long!

You really are a #$@&^%$#! person that can start such thread! I cant stand but give you another round of $%#@&*^%$#!

You woke up already?

[waiwaiz]

hainz.......this is what happen when a school comp system get hacked n replace by sammyboy. bear with it ba..........:(:(

[naturegreen]

Why would you want to get one night stands to touch a girl's boobs for free?
I'd suggest you getting a gf and then you can touch them for free too or hop over to the zoo and fondle the cow for free. :rolleyes:

[mseveninch]

Hi can anyone give me any suggestion that how can I easily find girls from clubbing/online/pub/etc to have one night stand? I just want to touch boobs for free :(

Hi TS............you make fall out leh with these of request!!.

What I can says........YOU EAT TOO MUCH SWEET POTATOES ( FAN SHU ) _ YOUR BRAIN RUSTY AH!

[rob_onny]

U may try ur luck by ordering a glass of papaya juice... ;)
& u may b given a chance 2 c & touch the papayas... :D
Hi can anyone give me any suggestion that how can I easily find girls from clubbing/online/pub/etc to have one night stand? I just want to touch boobs for free :(

[yangguo]

TS, goes to any club/pub in Singapore. Order your drinks, find a corner or somewhere to stand. Just be rooted there and there you go, you'll have your One Night Stand. Remember, don't ever find a seat to sit down for the night coz that wouldn't constitute a One Night Stand. You can brag to your friends the next day that you just had a ONS. :cool:

Bro, that is a good one!

[needsomeone76]

Nothing is free!!!! :d

[GridLock]

Some replies in this thread really is making me laugh really hard.

TS, if you want to touch boobs for free, here is a suggestion, although not really free, can give you unlimited access to boobs, anytime, anywhere.

Go to pharmacy and buy pregnancy prevention pills. Take it daily for I think should be 3 months. You should be growing some boobs then.

Viola !!! Your very own boobs to feel for free, anytime, anywhere :p:D

[FiliaLunae]

Since I do some baking, I've done some stuffs that actually felt like I was squeezing boobies. It's a cheap way to do so too! At least, I believe cheaper than going to a bar (transport fee), ordering drinks there (both for yourself and the lady - don't be such a cheapo), and then transport fee again to wherever you wanna bring here to just go and touch boobies.

Here, is Lunae's way of making fake boobies at home:

1. Buy at least 2kg worth of plain yoghurt. It HAS to be plain. Flavouring up to you, but don't get those with fruits inside, or you'll have lumpy boobies.
2. Take a cheesecloth (if you don't have one, just take 2 of the Zao An Mao Jin (Good Morning towel) and layer them over each other.
3. Let the yoghurt rest outside in room temperature for a while (about 10 minutes - this is a good time to start fapping)
4. Dump the yoghurt onto the cloth and quickly, without spilling any, bring all 4 corners together and tie them up tightly with a rubberband (or kiap them close with a clothes kiaper)
5. Hold this contraption over the sink (this is important, else when you squeeze, all the whey (from the yoghurt) will come out and spill everywhere. Then you'll have yoghurt smell in your room/on your bed.
6. Lastly, SQUEEZE AND ENJOY~

Honestly when I tried it, it was for a recipe that called for Greek yoghurt, which has lesser whey than normal yoghurt, so it is thicker =D

When you're done with the yoghurt-boobies, you can actually store the thick yoghurt for a couple of days, and eat with honey. Trust me, it tastes awesome. Just like boobies.

[abugga]

Since I do some baking, I've done some stuffs that actually felt like I was squeezing boobies. It's a cheap way to do so too! At least, I believe cheaper than going to a bar (transport fee), ordering drinks there (both for yourself and the lady - don't be such a cheapo), and then transport fee again to wherever you wanna bring here to just go and touch boobies.

Here, is Lunae's way of making fake boobies at home:

1. Buy at least 2kg worth of plain yoghurt. It HAS to be plain. Flavouring up to you, but don't get those with fruits inside, or you'll have lumpy boobies.
2. Take a cheesecloth (if you don't have one, just take 2 of the Zao An Mao Jin (Good Morning towel) and layer them over each other.
3. Let the yoghurt rest outside in room temperature for a while (about 10 minutes - this is a good time to start fapping)
4. Dump the yoghurt onto the cloth and quickly, without spilling any, bring all 4 corners together and tie them up tightly with a rubberband (or kiap them close with a clothes kiaper)
5. Hold this contraption over the sink (this is important, else when you squeeze, all the whey (from the yoghurt) will come out and spill everywhere. Then you'll have yoghurt smell in your room/on your bed.
6. Lastly, SQUEEZE AND ENJOY~

Honestly when I tried it, it was for a recipe that called for Greek yoghurt, which has lesser whey than normal yoghurt, so it is thicker =D

When you're done with the yoghurt-boobies, you can actually store the thick yoghurt for a couple of days, and eat with honey. Trust me, it tastes awesome. Just like boobies.


Awesome hahahahha :D:p

[Dgox99]

Bro Maninsinsha,

this is a good one. I laugh until i fall off from my chair.:D

TS, goes to any club/pub in Singapore. Order your drinks, find a corner or somewhere to stand. Just be rooted there and there you go, you'll have your One Night Stand. Remember, don't ever find a seat to sit down for the night coz that wouldn't constitute a One Night Stand. You can brag to your friends the next day that you just had a ONS. :cool:

As to touching boobs for free. Well, you can do that anywhere in Singapore but whether it is allow or legal, that'll have to depend on the ladies. On a lighter note, you'll probably be slapped by the lady. Worst case scenario, you will just be charged for molesting. ;)

[Extend]

U want 1 night stand to touch boobs?? You shortage of HL/Marigold milk sibo??

Anyway, just do it anywhere will do.. package with free lodging at changi!! :mad:

This one is good, unlimited free access to boobs until restrained. But mostly should be stay at BaungKok, but still the same, with free lodging and meals.

[superbeat]

my thoughts

you want to have a one night stand
but you do not want to spend
jus touch any girls boobs you like with your hands
when in changi remember to bend
offer your rear end to your new friend !!!!:D

[Artemise]

Why would you want to get one night stands to touch a girl's boobs for free?
I'd suggest you getting a gf and then you can touch them for free too or hop over to the zoo and fondle the cow for free. :rolleyes:

Sorry bro but you sure gf is free ? How about the time and money you spent on courting her to making her your gf ?

[HCKing]

my thoughts

you want to have a one night stand
but you do not want to spend
jus touch any girls boobs you like with your hands
when in changi remember to bend
offer your rear end to your new friend !!!!:D

this is farking hilarious!!:D:D

[Kempt]

First of all, TS, how old are you ? If there was such easy lobangs, will be very well protected.

[ultimatehydra]

Sorry lah bros but I really like touching boob and don't want to have sex leh, maybe seeing free boob also can? But I really want to squeeze girl's boob siah :( Got anymore suggestion anot ar bro?

[|GD_GeR|]

Sorry lah bros but I really like touching boob and don't want to have sex leh, maybe seeing free boob also can? But I really want to squeeze girl's boob siah :( Got anymore suggestion anot ar bro?

TS.. u dun wan.. Onli wanna touch boobs.. Then u can always Stil pay for it what.. U really so poor Til must be free mehz?! Go buy milk also need money.. Now u are asking for a free cow.. Where gt possible?? Not wanting to scold u but u Stil dare to continue posting after so many comments..

What a joker..

[Lionrod32]

Ts bro, once u find a rack to touch for free .... U tell me ok ... So that I can knock some sense into your thick skull when u are behind bars ... No such thing as a free lunch in the world lah ,.. Even a packet of tissue must pay ok ...

[84gunner]

Go to GL, or any brothel, pay the $$$, tell the WL no need to fark, no need sex, u juz want her to remove her top, ie, topless, so u can touch / caress / grab her boobs, can liaoz. Then u can touch & grab as much as u like for 1/2 hours!

The WL will also be damn happy for u to touch her boobs, without having sex for the 1/2 hours!

If not, there are also plenty of cheong places in regional countries the girls are happy to provide such service to u, it's cheaper than in SG!

[SH149]

TS u wan ONS ?! Sure no problem there is 2 choice for u
1) Go Istana n stand guard for the soldier there for 1 night sure the next day they will worship u like their ancestor or
2) Stand outside my doorstep for the whole night but of cos I will worship u too :D
Lastly u want to squeeze the boobs u may like go to the zoo n try the orang utang their is quite big n hairy :D:D

[Banyan]

Sorry lah bros but I really like touching boob and don't want to have sex leh, maybe seeing free boob also can? But I really want to squeeze girl's boob siah :( Got anymore suggestion anot ar bro?

Bro, please snap out of your mindset. It is painful to see a guy posting something like this.