If you're single, what's your ideal sex life like?

[dustzee]

To all the single and "love to be single" people out there, what's your ideal sex life like?

In the past I was thinking the ideal sex life would be to have a FB or a friend with extra benefits. No commitment and it fulfills a need :). So I looked really long for a FB. But when I really got one, it was kind of different from what I imagined. My self esteem goes down a notch, it wasn't really on a non-commitment basis even though it was agreed upon and there was a whole lot of emotional bullshit. So I'm not sure if having a FB is for me.

But still, I don't like to be committed and I get horny too easily. Guess I still don't know how to satisfy my hunger while keeping my lifestyle. Right hand is still my best friend.

What about you? what's your ideal lifestyle and have you successfully achieved it guilt free?

[jasdude]

MY TAKE of a ideal sex life of a single man or married man will be a hot meal a cold beer and a blow job CIM while watching your favorite TV show at the end of a long work day ! :D BTW i am single !

[goodpartner]

With loads of $$$$.
No need to Work.
Travel around the world and leave your smell behind...

Perhaps if the fark is good, buy exclusivity and RTF that city or during transit.

[dustzee]

It both sounds good. hahaha. I like the one on returning home and get blown while watching tv. Not sure if it can happen though

[makemecum]

MY TAKE of a ideal sex life of a single man or married man will be a hot meal a cold beer and a blow job CIM while watching your favorite TV show at the end of a long work day ! :D BTW i am single !

great outlook
maybe 3-some...of cos 2g1b...:p

[peanut123]

Something like this :

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

6:00
Alarm.

6:15
Blowjob.

6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.

7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.

7:30
Limo arrives.

7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport

8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.

11:30 Blowjob

11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.

12:15
Blowjob.

12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.

2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

2:20
Blowjob

2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.

3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.

4:15
Blowjob

4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.

5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.

7:00
Watch Sportscenter.

7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.

9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.

10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 Go to bed.

11:46
One last blowjob

11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.

12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep

[dyelook]

1 day 7 times, bro peanut.. you'll gonna need more of those eggs and oysters:p

[kick_ass]

bro not only its a perfect day but also a perfect dick... sigh its been donkey years since i managed to cum 6 times in a day...

[Paxon]

Something like this :

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN



12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep

Pretty much the same for me, except for golf, will like to be flown to wherever there are contests to judege in the bikini segment. Blowjob enroute too :D

[HCKing]

my ideal lifestyle is 1 girlfriend + 2 FB + occasional GL legal house/HC/FL/KTV.

girlfriend is for me to love and pamper, FB for me to fark and fulfill all my sex fantasy, and GL/HC/FL/KTV etc. are to stop me from changing girlfriend and FB too soon.:D

[makemecum]

Something like this :

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

6:00 Alarm. /6:15 Blowjob./ 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section. / 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea. / 7:30 Limo arrives. / 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport / 8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia. / 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. / 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:30 Blowjob / 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens. / 12:15 Blowjob. / 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. / 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. / 2:20 Blowjob / 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. /
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew./
4:15 Blowjob / 4:30 Catch world record lighttackle marlin - 1249 lbs. /
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel./
7:00 Watch Sportscenter. / 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip. / 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. / 10:00 Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs. / 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. / 11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob / 11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room. / 12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep


i like the part about the dog:D
allow me to add
- on the plane ...BJ
- play casino ....BJ
- Sleep with multi supermodels cosplay ...HUG HUG:p

[ESebastian]

Something like this :

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN


6:15
Blowjob.

11:30 Blowjob

12:15
Blowjob.

2:20
Blowjob

4:15
Blowjob

10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:46
One last blowjob

11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.

12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep

It is almost ideal but too much blow jobs.. prefer to have fj one in the morning, one in the noon, one in the evening and one in the night.... the rest of the time just bj without cumming...

[dustzee]

Something like this :

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

6:00
Alarm.

6:15
Blowjob.

6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.

7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.

7:30
Limo arrives.

7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport

8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.

11:30 Blowjob

11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.

12:15
Blowjob.

12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.

2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

2:20
Blowjob

2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.

3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.

4:15
Blowjob

4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.

5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.

7:00
Watch Sportscenter.

7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.

9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.

10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 Go to bed.

11:46
One last blowjob

11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.

12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep

Wow bro, i like your ideal day. May I suggest you skip the alarm and wake up to the blowjob?

[TickTock]

Something like this :



10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.



Sounds good but 1hr for sex with 2 18yo nympho may not be enuf. tink u have to sleep later... haha...

[cheongsterjon]

I went through periods of singlehood like everyone else......but during those days when HCs were rife throughout the island....during lunchtime will go visit my favourite HC in orchard and bonk my favourite wl......or sometimes drive my fb to h81 for a quickie......at night book a local fl or prc fl...depending on my mood whether i want to bonk a local fl with ol looks, or one uni-kind sporty girl...or if want someone to teh me and make me feel good hook up with those prcs to make me feel powerful with their loud moans when bonking them.....sometimes when i even stopped bonking...they also moan ...

[firefoxy]

have a stable gf and go out for commercial sex