Hooking Up with Financial Advisors

[Justanut]

Bros,

Need some advice. First time encountering~ I recently got to know this FA, we met up a couple of times to discuss my investment portfolio and stuff, and I think she's dropping hints that she's willing to go a step further.

For example, she told me that I can ask her out for dinner whenever I'm free. When I gave a non-committal response she followed up by telling me she's free on XXX night cos not meeting any customers. When we meet up to discuss my investment options she's always chatting about non-related stuff, and have been quite frank in her sharing about relationships and stuff. Its like a lead up to what's going to happen if I were to take things a step further ya know?

My question is: Is this a common phenomenon? I mean has this happened to any bros here before? I'm only interested if she's doing this because of my *hehe* charms. If its what all advisors are doing in order to get more business then seriously I'm turned off and not interested in even a ONS.

Comments?

[MoralEpitome]

Bros,

Need some advice. First time encountering~ I recently got to know this FA, we met up a couple of times to discuss my investment portfolio and stuff, and I think she's dropping hints that she's willing to go a step further.

For example, she told me that I can ask her out for dinner whenever I'm free. When I gave a non-committal response she followed up by telling me she's free on XXX night cos not meeting any customers. When we meet up to discuss my investment options she's always chatting about non-related stuff, and have been quite frank in her sharing about relationships and stuff. Its like a lead up to what's going to happen if I were to take things a step further ya know?

My question is: Is this a common phenomenon? I mean has this happened to any bros here before? I'm only interested if she's doing this because of my *hehe* charms. If its what all advisors are doing in order to get more business then seriously I'm turned off and not interested in even a ONS.

Comments?

Nothing surprising....perhaps you finds you okay and at the same thing you can help her earn lotsa commission...so kill two kukujiao with one stone...hahaha

[mr_missile]

can share contact bo? need to have someone to go through my details too, erm, financial details i mean. :p

[Justanut]

Haha I can give you if you want. But she's only a 5.5/10 on looks, really thin, haven't really gotten to see how big her boobs are... I'm only mildly interested cos of the situation. Otherwise I probably won't be.

[sg-ass]

just do it bro.

it's a hint!

;)

[mr_missile]

Haha I can give you if you want. But she's only a 5.5/10 on looks, really thin, haven't really gotten to see how big her boobs are... I'm only mildly interested cos of the situation. Otherwise I probably won't be.

i knew there must be a catch somewhere. :D

[lonelybro]

I know of someone like that, maybe she likes you.

[Recs]

Why not go for the dinner ? Wouldn't hurt to find out what she is really interested in, maybe she wants a FB or a relationship. If latter, just buy whatever you are buying from her and back off if she is not your type. If FB, good for you, can't have too many of them :p

[Rasta Marley]

He he Bro Lonelybro, care to elaborate for the sake of TS....and us fellow readers of this thread? May well be the same person as TS Financial Advisor :D

I know of someone like that, maybe she likes you.

[songest]

Bros,
...
My question is: Is this a common phenomenon? I mean has this happened to any bros here before? ...

Hi bro Justanut
Over the years, had my fair share of similar hints from RMs from the banks selling their financial proposals, and had always turn their "advances" down politely or act blur with low EQ, not understanding their hints. Am abiding by the principle of not investing and shit at the same place. Got to guard your financial privacy.

Just can't help noticing that both of us are at 100 reputation points, so we do share something in common besides points :)

[Draft]

Why don't you go with the flow and see what is it she is really offering ?

[lonelybro]

He he Bro Lonelybro, care to elaborate for the sake of TS....and us fellow readers of this thread? May well be the same person as TS Financial Advisor :D

I'm quite sure it is a different person, cos the one I know will not do such things. Even ask for rebate also, got turned down flat. Too straight already

[alan0338]

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[ruthless]

can't really tell if she's interested in u but one thing for sure is she isn't a good adviser :D

[B52bomber]

Bros,

Need some advice. First time encountering~ I recently got to know this FA, we met up a couple of times to discuss my investment portfolio and stuff, and I think she's dropping hints that she's willing to go a step further.

For example, she told me that I can ask her out for dinner whenever I'm free. When I gave a non-committal response she followed up by telling me she's free on XXX night cos not meeting any customers. When we meet up to discuss my investment options she's always chatting about non-related stuff, and have been quite frank in her sharing about relationships and stuff. Its like a lead up to what's going to happen if I were to take things a step further ya know?

My question is: Is this a common phenomenon? I mean has this happened to any bros here before? I'm only interested if she's doing this because of my *hehe* charms. If its what all advisors are doing in order to get more business then seriously I'm turned off and not interested in even a ONS.

Comments?

Next time she say she is free.. just tell her that you want a fuck badly..

"never try never know" nothing to lose!

[Lionrod32]

Bros,

Need some advice. First time encountering~ I recently got to know this FA, we met up a couple of times to discuss my investment portfolio and stuff, and I think she's dropping hints that she's willing to go a step further.

For example, she told me that I can ask her out for dinner whenever I'm free. When I gave a non-committal response she followed up by telling me she's free on XXX night cos not meeting any customers. When we meet up to discuss my investment options she's always chatting about non-related stuff, and have been quite frank in her sharing about relationships and stuff. Its like a lead up to what's going to happen if I were to take things a step further ya know?

My question is: Is this a common phenomenon? I mean has this happened to any bros here before? I'm only interested if she's doing this because of my *hehe* charms. If its what all advisors are doing in order to get more business then seriously I'm turned off and not interested in even a ONS.

Comments?

Bro, do write a juicy story when you score with the FA ... Should be interesting. .... Hehehe

[Justanut]

Haha wanted to meet up with her today morning cos I'm free till lunch time but too bad she can't make it.

[seowtk]

So bro, meet her up tonight and write the juicy story tomorrow morning.i well set up the tank here

[MoralEpitome]

Hi bro Justanut
Over the years, had my fair share of similar hints from RMs from the banks selling their financial proposals, and had always turn their "advances" down politely or act blur with low EQ, not understanding their hints. Am abiding by the principle of not investing and shit at the same place. Got to guard your financial privacy.

Just can't help noticing that both of us are at 100 reputation points, so we do share something in common besides points :)

these rms usually from foreign banks rite...

[nitefyre]

I met a banker once (8/10) and tried to ask her for dinner but can tell she's not interested (maybe age gap too big liao), and only interested for me to invest with her. just took my money elsewhere to invest.

However, in your case, since she's only 5.5/10, i would reckon it's a one time event. I think as long as you can handle it after (stickiness, or guilt trip to invest), go for it.

[bonkudear]

I met a banker once (8/10) and tried to ask her for dinner but can tell she's not interested (maybe age gap too big liao), and only interested for me to invest with her. just took my money elsewhere to invest.

However, in your case, since she's only 5.5/10, i would reckon it's a one time event. I think as long as you can handle it after (stickiness, or guilt trip to invest), go for it.

Wow, rating of 8/10. Must be a syt. But it's smart of you to take your money elsewhere once she has shown no interest.

[Bangster]

You do her, she'll expect you to put your money with her.

If you do not engage her as your FA after the deed, you think she'll be so dumb to just let the matter rest and then look fwd to another client and deploy the same method?

She could be an old hand in this. She may even have the whole scene taped down secretly and threaten you with rape later on.

[bigbadbear]

Hmmm... if she has taped it down, then how can she say it was rape? The evidence, i.e. the tape, would prove that you only had sex with her, not that the sex was rape or otherwise, and if she presented it to SPF, how can she claim that it is rape when she is the one who taped it? For rape to be proved, its lots more than just a woman's word, though it might be a hell of an ordeal for you to go through...

[lclc123]

these rms usually from foreign banks rite...

I got the similar suitiation with two foreign bank RMs and one local bank one..:)

Even one from a well known "foreign car" sale woman... but I think you need to judge for yourself to see if the "ONS" is worth investing your money....

[kenneth21]

just a five cent, if what you really need is a fuck, why bother getting it from such people if it means investing. eg, i have 10,000 to invest, i can bed the syt if i invest with her. Returns are only mediocore and her work service is lousy.

On the other hand, if the other servicing agent is able to do a better job for me, and returns are better and good work service. i rather take her and spend cash on fls.

But if both are equally competent? well, kinda obvious. lol

[babu123]

nice one bro!

[PeaceWithin]

2 points:

1) If she does that to you as a client, would she be doing the same to other clients?
2) If she does that to get sale (and not her job abilities), how good can she be in maintaining your portfolio?

Just my 2 cents worth...

[bigangry]

Seriously, this type of FA I normally will siam far far. Because trying to seduce a client is very unprofessional... unprofessional FA is usually fuckup in managing your portfolio...

you will be surprised there are really a lot pretty FAs who dreamt of marrying up when they see your wealth.. especially if you are single..

Bros,

Need some advice. First time encountering~ I recently got to know this FA, we met up a couple of times to discuss my investment portfolio and stuff, and I think she's dropping hints that she's willing to go a step further.

For example, she told me that I can ask her out for dinner whenever I'm free. When I gave a non-committal response she followed up by telling me she's free on XXX night cos not meeting any customers. When we meet up to discuss my investment options she's always chatting about non-related stuff, and have been quite frank in her sharing about relationships and stuff. Its like a lead up to what's going to happen if I were to take things a step further ya know?

My question is: Is this a common phenomenon? I mean has this happened to any bros here before? I'm only interested if she's doing this because of my *hehe* charms. If its what all advisors are doing in order to get more business then seriously I'm turned off and not interested in even a ONS.

Comments?

[Ken80]

haha Bro TS, i got an idea. You should fuck her standing doggie in her office in front of her desk BUT, do it slowly, when you up her then ask her explain to you every sentence of the contract, if you don understand one sentence, poke her harder (hehe like riding horse) can also consider every sentence don understand :p, see how long you can maintain this position not to cum, ask her to talk clearly don rush hehe, once in a while smack her ass and lastly ask her why must i sign with you? but at same time, dig her arse inside she should won reject as try to answer you . Can imagine the voice of her when she answer your panties. Well, i don know about you, if i, i will ask her wear black tight short skirts with her panties strip to knee level so that after you cum, will drop some into her panties :p

[ttttaann]

Hmmm... Sounds interesting. Bro TS can share this ctc? I dun mind a financial review and her 5.5/10.. hehe

[reflexk]

Haha wanted to meet up with her today morning cos I'm free till lunch time but too bad she can't make it.

Hope you will be able to add one more conquest to your SBF resume, and that we will get to hear some nice stories.

Best of luck..

On side note, howz it going with your aunt?
Also, just wondering how all your posting on this thread got deleted..
http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?p=4582471#post4582471
- This was of the steamiest threads I read here..

[songest]

these rms usually from foreign banks rite...


yes. 4 foreign and 1 local.

[BernardFrosty]

Out of curiosity. For those that engage RMs, what is the perceived advantage ?

I've always thought that if you are financially savvy, most investments can be available to you at your finger tips in this Internet age. It'll be a fraction, one outta 20th the cost that you pay.

Especially with the syt FAs, I'm really not sure how much they know even if they have a CFA. They're good for stroking my ego but I don't think my ego is that expensive.

It's good that I can get a comprehensive statement from them of my investment but most wouldn't put all their eggs in the same basket. It would be sprad out across a few banks. So I'll still need to do my own book keeping.

Hope the folks here with the means do share on what they like having RMs.

[MoralEpitome]

Out of curiosity. For those that engage RMs, what is the perceived advantage ?

I've always thought that if you are financially savvy, most investments can be available to you at your finger tips in this Internet age. It'll be a fraction, one outta 20th the cost that you pay.

Especially with the syt FAs, I'm really not sure how much they know even if they have a CFA. They're good for stroking my ego but I don't think my ego is that expensive.

It's good that I can get a comprehensive statement from them of my investment but most wouldn't put all their eggs in the same basket. It would be sprad out across a few banks. So I'll still need to do my own book keeping.

Hope the folks here with the means do share on what they like having RMs.

Most RMs at mass market level are just average....slightly better than the layman...if you are financially savvy...you are probably better off doing it yourself....but at the priority and private level...they can structure non out of the mill products specially for you...

[handcell]

TS... waiting for your meet up with her.. can PM her ctc??.. wld b interested in. tks!:D

[ahhui]

Remind me of one Fa..she was damm delicate pretty looking, now become close buddy..but not fuck cux i did not ask..she came to my house while i told her i gonna take sth and the r/s become so good that its hard to fark her.

[freezetheDB]

my humble 2cents

if its me and if i want a good fuck or quick release, will go for paid ones.

if I'm keen to invest I will find someone I can trust (or trust myself).

so these female FA wont work on me.

[Toyota Honda]

Might as well invest in new businesses, have a secretary for each company and voila... you make money and girls..

[Stud00]

My take is.. if it's a free lunch.. just take it. After taking it, you are not obligated to invest with her. In fact, i won't recommend that you do so.

Cheers

[miniboy]

she's always chatting about non-related stuff
Comments?

because her head knew nothing about investment so she avoid the topic
all these new FAs coming out to work is only to get contacts and money
the investment part is done by the investment staffs

for all bros here, just be direct to financial advisors
tell her "i wanna bed you, if yes, i put my money with you. NO??? u just fuck off from me"
but remember one word there always be karma
so use it only when it is worth or she is those comfirm fuckable type

LL

[damnyou198816]

too bad,i am a nemesis to FAs,so far most of my friends quitting the job as a FA because of my 3 questions......dun think i will have to chance to get situations like TS,good luck and have fun.=)

[BernardFrosty]

too bad,i am a nemesis to FAs,so far most of my friends quitting the job as a FA because of my 3 questions......dun think i will have to chance to get situations like TS,good luck and have fun.=)

Do share what is your questions. If it is :

Tell me what is P/E ratio ? And they got stumped. They oughta get fired in the first place.

[mr_missile]

Tell me what is P/E ratio ? And they got stumped. They oughta get fired in the first place.

what if she misunderstood P/E as premature ejaculation? :D

[starystarynite]

they her SQ (Sex quotient) is high/..

haha..just joking

what if she misunderstood P/E as premature ejaculation? :D

[songest]

what if she misunderstood P/E as premature ejaculation? :D

Good one. Since it is a ratio, what about Price/Ejaculation ratio ?

This is just for lunch time joke ONLY, no offence meant.

3 Questions for FA
Q1. What is your P/E ratio?
A: I don't know leh ...

Q2. Then what is your P/2E ratio? (price for 2 shots)
A: This one lagi cheem ...

Q3. Just now we go from 1E to 2E, u also don't know.
Final qustion. Do u know what is 2P ?

A: I prefer the more sexciting 3P :cool::p and I also want 3E.
3P/3E = P/E which is the answer to your first question.
As for 2nd question, it depends on whether your investment is for ST or for LT lah!
(ST=Short Term aka Short Time, LT=Long Term aka Long Time)

Guess who FA is, must be a well-trained sammygirl :p

[damnyou198816]

Do share what is your questions. If it is :

Tell me what is P/E ratio ? And they got stumped. They oughta get fired in the first place.

Bro Bernard,it is not about the P/E ratio...
First,it is about the inflation rate VS the amount/time of their policy payout.

Second,rich people seldom park most of their assets in insurance.

Third,top insurance company ventured into china but failed.

Too much info that are not supposed to be spread here,this is the most i can give....

Also to the bro who zapped me ,my FA friends quited as a FA and now earning more money.Not that i am too arrogant,this is a basic knowledge for all the people who is in the financial industry,
if you dun know the Q&A and you zapped me:

First,you are either a person who are not an expert or knows nothing about finanacial industry(business included) or.

Second,you are a Financial Advisor.

Lastly,i am here to find new friends,not here to be shown off or to offend anyone regardless is senior or junior SBF and also to offer solution when needed.Good luck and sorry in advance if i offended you and have fun.

[damnyou198816]

too bad,i am a nemesis to FAs,so far most of my friends quitting the job as a FA because of my 3 questions......dun think i will have to chance to get situations like TS,good luck and have fun.=)

P.S forgot to quote this,look at the last part of my this quote before you zapped me.........................-.-

[Justanut]

Update:

My friend intro me to another FA, who is ALOT more chio. So I tried to ignore this original FA. But she kept messaging and calling me, kept asking to meet up. No choice met up with her.. Was abit stun when saw her cos she really dolled up and chit-chatted with me machiam I haven't been ignoring her for the past couple of days. Somehow her hand ended up on my thigh, really close to the brother and she suggested we go somewhere else (was at Coffee Bean).

Went for some drinks, talk cock sing song, I die die don't want to take up any of her plans. Was getting abit awkward so decided to send her home. She started crying in the car, telling me how she really needed to meet her target and all... One thing led to another, and I had my first BBBJ in the car from FA :D

At the carpark she tried to climb on top of me and go RAW, but heng I'm not that attracted to her physically managed to reject her. Although her sibei wet pussy was rubbing my cock for at least 5 mins. Really almost bochup and fux liao.

Anyway, long story short. I'm still not going to buy anything from her hehe... :p Eyes on the new FA~

[Justanut]

Hope you will be able to add one more conquest to your SBF resume, and that we will get to hear some nice stories.

Best of luck..

On side note, howz it going with your aunt?
Also, just wondering how all your posting on this thread got deleted..
http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?p=4582471#post4582471
- This was of the steamiest threads I read here..

Oh! You read ah... Lol... somehow she got wind of the stories and I had to ask Sammy to help delete all my threads before I died. But in the end still spoiled the soup la... Auntie now move overseas liao :(

[digby]

hey peeps

any very very pretty insurance agent or fa to introduce? i want to buy insurance but only want to buy from pretty babe