View Full Version : Mermaid Massage - Avoid!!!
hearthrob
25-09-2004, 04:27 PM
This is one tuina joint which should be avoided at all cost.
Located at lot 18, near the cross juntion between pahang st. and aliwal st. where the previous "hao cai bao bing" - good luck popiah restaurant occupied. Just beside a KTV, can't remember the name. Further left is beach road and the concourse shopping mall.
Last week, my colleague and I chanced upon this seemingly new joint while looking for a place for dinner. After dinner and some drinks we decided to give it a try as the banner outside the shop looks rather tempting.
Went up the stairs and reached the shop on the 2nd floor. Couple of china gals were sitting at the sofa area, obviously business wasn't that good. We are told 40 bucks an hr, which we find rather expensive as compared to other tuinas around that areas (eg. fei long across the street at Sultan plaza and a few others). Just then I caught the eyes of a chio bu while my colleague who is a boobs lover was "bio-ing" another gal with wide smile on her face and even those big breasts are smiling too.
We decided to give it a try. We were brought up yet another spiral flights of stairs to the 3rd floor, seems like they are well prepared to slowed up AV raids. We were led into cubicles separated I think by plaster walls (can't really see well in the dimly lit areas. As usual, the mode of privacy between the walkway and cubicles are curtains. Every cubicles have a red light lamp only.
The gal I took asked me to call her Xiao Hong. Very weak massage, applied plentiful oil, more seems like baking roti prata on your back than massage. 30mins past and she asked me to turn over. By then my hand was trying to squeeze her butt and immediately she grab hold of my sleeping didi and was pouring oil on him while stroking away, asking me if I wanted to massage "down there".
Of cos' I asked her not to stop and my hands started auto roaming to her boobs. But before I can flip up her shirt, she slapped my hand asking me not to do that. I got a shocked and from experience, few tuinas gals I've tried in the past always started out shy but in the end will mostly give in. So my hands roam again to unbutton her jeans. She slapped my hand this time pretty hard again and look sternly at me, telling me off that she never showed her body to customers. By then my didi was really sian and started falling into sleeping mode when his bigger brother kenna such tramatic treatment....
So I cooly told her to stop, not wanting to lose my temper. The time was nearly up, and I asked her to put some powder to wipe away those messy oils all over my uneasy body. Instead she thrown a small tower asking me to wipe myself and walk out.
I've already decided never to patronise this joint again. But while I was dressing up, with only my shirt on, haven't even put on my boxer and pants, she drawn open wide the curtain, while an ang mo customer past by at that instant.
While I was thinking to myself, wat the fuck is this, she came over and demanded 50 bucks from me. I told her I haven't even shoot but instead got two slaps from her and I had to pay her 50 bucks instead???
She said she did massage my didi for quite some time and if I couldn't shoot that is my problem. Not wanting to create a scene, I handed her a 50 dollar note telling her 40bucks was for the massage and keep the 10 tips. But yet she was really persistent and not wanting to let me go. At that moment my temper was arising and I asked if she wanted me to call down the police to settle our dispute. She just started cursing and swearing at me in some dialects.
By then my colleague was out and I saw his black face too. Obviously he wasn't having a good time either with his gal. As we walk out of the place, he told me he had a gal called xiao tong with big boobs and was offered HJ with fondling of her boobs allowed. But taking off jeans is a no no too.
It happened that he had a premature shot at her 1st two strokes. So he asked for a 2nd shot to which she welcomed with open hands...kekeke....but well, at the end of the afffair, she demended 100bucks from him. Stating 50bucks for each shots. Fucking Hei Dian (black shop)!! Since he really did cum two times UNDER her grips, he can only lan lan pay off the 100 bucks for HJ.
What an experience!! So brothers here, try at your own risk! The china chicks in this joints are really fucking $$ minded.
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raider123
25-09-2004, 11:10 PM
Thanks bro heartthob,
I am sorry you have such a lousy experience. We should just ban that f$%^& place. :mad:
owen10
26-09-2004, 01:51 PM
wah bro hearthrob never seen u so angry n fuming mad b4! if i were in yr shoes i wd have felt d same too. i had countless of similar experiences but not as chia lat as yrs. but thanks for warning us ... hope d shop's business suffers! we muz show them d power of tis forum!
*tis shop is not related to d MM in PPC according to 1 of d gals
vandom66
26-09-2004, 06:50 PM
Bro hearthrob, your comment here will bring down their business.. :D
dom01
26-09-2004, 06:53 PM
Where is the exact location??
Bro owen, wah is happening at ur real?? hehe.. lost again...
vorsex
26-09-2004, 06:59 PM
Thanks bro , almost venture into this joint yesterday
owen10
26-09-2004, 10:27 PM
Where is the exact location??
Bro owen, wah is happening at ur real?? hehe.. lost again...
d location was oredi mentioned by bro hearthrob:
'Located at lot 18, near the cross juntion between pahang st. and aliwal st. where the previous "hao cai bao bing" - good luck popiah restaurant occupied. Just beside a KTV, can't remember the name. Further left is beach road and the concourse shopping mall.'
i know it's quite difficult to locate cos there r so many shophouses ard. all i can direct is it's near to d famous 'Relax joint' in kandahar st. There's also a famous hokkien prawn noodle very nearby. If u cross d road fr JSP it shd b d very 1st street.
*sidetrack abit ... d Galacticos r destroying themselves lah ... too many stars but all CBL! .. haha but who cares! myself, together with Becks, Ronaldo, Raul, ZZ n company r enjoying d high life in Spain. They pay us so much every wk .. dunno how to spend oso! hehehe :D
dom01
26-09-2004, 10:57 PM
i think i argar argar know where liao.. oopss.. paiseh..
me juz skimmed thru his fr.. :oP
I will go recee, next month.. hehe...
cumking77
27-09-2004, 12:01 PM
Thanks, Bros, for this piece of info.
Will try not to patronise this shop.
LifeLife
27-09-2004, 06:49 PM
I have the same experience two days ago, served by one slim prc, every move she talked abt $$$, better she labelled her asset, may be say S$ 10 for left boob, S$12 for right boobs, $xx for the CB etc...... get damn sick of it, half an hour left the room, really bad experience. :mad:
owen10
28-09-2004, 02:19 AM
I have the same experience two days ago, served by one slim prc, every move she talked abt $$$, better she labelled her asset, may be say S$ 10 for left boob, S$12 for right boobs, $xx for the CB etc...... get damn sick of it, half an hour left the room, really bad experience. :mad:
walau! 1st time i heard such atrocious charges by a TN gal! her left boob rubbed with silver dust, d right one with gold dust izzit? N maybe d CB put bird's nest??? :mad:
raider123
01-10-2004, 10:34 PM
Bro Owen,
Maybe the gal can stand in GL famous T junction and offer her "asset" on a per touch basis. Can "siako" all the ah peks to touch or squeeze her asets on the spot and pay on the spot as well.
Not bad business. One touch on left boobs pay $5. Imagine a FJ earn them about $100 for about 30mins. One touch took them about 5 Sec and earn $5. :D
cbjuiceyumseng
01-10-2004, 10:50 PM
Bro Owen,
Maybe the gal can stand in GL famous T junction and offer her "asset" on a per touch basis. Can "siako" all the ah peks to touch or squeeze her asets on the spot and pay on the spot as well.
Not bad business. One touch on left boobs pay $5. Imagine a FJ earn them about $100 for about 30mins. One touch took them about 5 Sec and earn $5. :D
I might want to puke my fat finger all the way in and touch her uterus and give her S$5.00 for the damage. :D
LifeLife
02-10-2004, 09:48 AM
Bro LifeLife: What is the name and location of this place, is it also Mermaid Massage? And what was the name of this horrendus gold-plated-boobs PRC gal? If it were me I woulda screamed and run away quickly!!!! :eek:
yup! there is the Mermaid Massage at Beach Road. Compare this Mermaid to the old Mermaid at PPC, one hell and one heaven.......
tobi69
02-10-2004, 05:59 PM
Yo bro hearthrob sorie to hear tat u had such a bad xperience man.....its wokay bro just a bad day.....and tks for sharing man will avoid this place.
banana
24-11-2004, 04:05 PM
just now was nearby there for business and wanted to visit. then i think better chk out here first. thanks bro for the warning. else i would be disappointed.
so around aliwal street any good lobang? dont want to cross over to jalan sultan.
Ratcool69
24-11-2004, 07:49 PM
Will Stand By You Bro...
Post the Name of the TN Shop..BIG BIG on your heading..
This place must be taught a lesson!!!
phallusman
24-11-2004, 09:35 PM
OK man, lets all boycott this Fxxking place. Maybe, we should rate all the TN joints or something in the Sticky and give a list of the blacklisted ones. Let this Mermaid joint be the first on the list. Anyone like to add to this list?
Carbon Black TN List:
1 Mermaid
2
3
4
jonah11
24-11-2004, 10:12 PM
I ever stepped into this place before even before I read about this thread. I opened the door and saw 2 black face women sitting down and watching TV and their figures cannot make it. Thanks bros for this alert!
lotus
25-11-2004, 01:10 AM
Phew! Almost wanted to drop by the place. Thanks for the warning!
Broad_Rod24
25-11-2004, 02:12 AM
Title : LATEST PUSSY QUEST IN HOLY ARAB ALIWAL ST
ie MERMAID knnbccb
Well LEARNT GOOD LESSON cus of not reccing on mermaid massage p in forum ..take it as a lesson bros ........ ne way ...went jsp and flanked the area of arab street etc ...dun know which msp to go ..one of my non samster bros introduced a Massage P around this area ..So tot MERMAID Mp was the one he was talking abt ..went in wif high expectations from me and my little bro .Saw prc auntie in counter BTW second floor ..... Tol me wan massage and also asked got attached bathroom .SHE SAID yes to everything ..believed her ....was sitting in the counter next sofa wen PRC auntie tol me this way and asked follow her ...went to a red light dist room soo red..scary ..then start wif body scrub ..by auntie not bad abt 20 min body scrub then came in nightmare ..auntie say change gal then a gal by name of shasha come in ..continue body scrub ..F@@@TYPE ...keep pressing balls and signaled HJ $40 me said no way $30 ..then started HJ thro out BARGAINING :mad: for 40..very short sians me ..but managed to cum cus fantazise fiona xie ...finish paid money lead to common toilet then bath then pay money siam w o lookin back..
NAME :Shasha
body :cannot c shoulnt c
hj : 2/10 30$
gf attitude :1/10 she looked sian
RTF :never get fuck how to
RTM : NO FREAKING WAY
OVERALL DAMAGE :40 massage plus body scrub Plus 30 HJ =70
Lesson learnt: Dun think wif dickhead and walk in any MASSAGE p
w o proper ref :(
Was there today and saw the sign..only $25.. tempted as it was quiet and the no crowd around the place..
told myself better do some intelligence before making a rash decision.. I am glad I did..and thanks to heartrob for bravery to share with others here.
you saved many brothers and we salute you !
thanks again
axeman
18-12-2004, 02:47 PM
Wah lau !!! Hearthob din know u all are gd people. if this happen to me, i fuck her upside down....i will just give her 40 dollars and fuck off.....remember one incident i hv encountered @ one massage parlour @ chinatown....the girl that serviced me is from fujian then we chitchat for a while and i started to fiddle her breasts and touch her cheeby....i was shiok shiok enjoy it and in the midst she moans and suddenly she stop and ask me for money.....what the fuck is this ? she spoil my mood liao.....then i tell her that i can only give u 20 bucks and i just want to touch her and thats all..... no hj involved cos no mood liao..she not happy and demanded 30 bucks and keep whining....chao cheeby...i fedup and scold her until she wanted to cry.....as for me, athrough i'm quite softhearted but i still give her 20 bucks only and make her happy b4 i start to touch her again.....b4 i leave she hug me tightly and even aplogised to me and ask me to look for her again.......i feel a bit bad for scolding her but kanina if you dun scold them they will take advantage...
Bro hearthrob dun so softhearted next time.........
longthickrod76
18-12-2004, 06:15 PM
Next time just call the police and tell them they were haressing you when you pass by that area. Of course, you have to use a public phone.
peterfish
20-12-2004, 09:08 PM
What an experience!! So brothers here, try at your own risk! The china chicks in this joints are really fucking $$ minded.
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Thanks bro. Me and my bro went past that shop last weekend and I nearly wanna to try cos I saw one big boobs PRC standing outside with her slutty look. Luckily read your post. Now will avoid it like plague. Will up your rep once my REP power is restored.
the_angel
21-12-2004, 12:50 AM
I agree we should avoid Mermaid... But when i passed thru there, I saw another just beside.. forgotten the name already... one of the PRC was waving and when i saw that she looks not bad ( 7.0/10), cannot tahan and went for the massage... she called herself "xiao hong"... hope it's not the one mentioned earlier by one of our bro here because her massage is pretty strong and good.... while massaging, damn, the room beside is making so much noise and the noise is making me horny... this " xiao hong" then ask me whether i want or not.... i said later lah... the massge only just started.. after 30-35mins or so, we finally did it and guess what, she's not bad... feel tight and i came after a few pumps in missionary position..... damn.. anyway, the cost is 25+100(fj)... total $125....
name: Xiao Hong
looks: 7.0/10... voice a bit coarse....
FJ: 8.5/10.... (cum too fast, tight for my standard)...
** to the bro who is bonking on the other room while i'm having massage, don't chit chat andf bs about love lah..... and speak softly.... :p
Skylex
21-12-2004, 06:31 PM
Actually i have something to say about the incident, this shop is fucking unprofession, the gal should tell u or just put away ur hand if she dun wan been touch but the way they ask for money is seriously bad, it will ban by my bruuders liao, thkx for the info. :mad:
earth
24-12-2004, 09:42 PM
This is one tuina joint which should be avoided at all cost.
What an experience!! So brothers here, try at your own risk! The china chicks in this joints are really fucking $$ minded.
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thanks for the info
owen10
29-12-2004, 04:42 PM
d gals @ mermaid + d TN next door getting more daring. if u walk along that stretch u can see gals openly sitting downstairs n jio-ing customers. i thk they r really desparate for business!!!
hearthrob
30-12-2004, 05:04 PM
Hello brudders, apologise for all the late replies, long time no surf the forum because of hectic work schedule. Thanks for the many rep points. Some of you have asked me to add to your points but did not leave down your nick. Please send me a PM and I'll be most happy to do so. Happy cheonging and wishing everyone a prosperous New year ahead. :)
Five Stone
30-12-2004, 05:33 PM
Was informed by a friend working in Keypoint to avoid Mermaid at all cost, he was left high and dry and paid the massage money only though he autoroamed and partial HJ.The partial HJ was halfway through, the gal told him later pay $80. He gently explained to her that this is too ex but she demand for $80, he tried bargaining but she did not give in. He got so furious that he pushed her hand away and cleaned up, threw the money behind and wanted to leave. The gal hold him back but he told her "Do you still wanna stay in Singapore?" then she let go.
I think it would be better if we get the price right first before we proceed, anyway, this place deserve a miss. :rolleyes:
peterfish
30-12-2004, 06:02 PM
.The partial HJ was halfway through, the gal told him later pay $80. :
Bloody hell. Partial HJ is like holding your "gun" in her hands and robbing you you of money with it. Must make this joint close shop. I have sent warnings to all my frens who cheong to avoid this place and ask them to pass it to their frens. Together we can bring mermaid TN to its knees.
By the way, there is another TN called W.F. next door. Don't know whether it is also the same standards as Mermaid. I don't dare to try as I have seen the gals from both joints talking to one another.
banana
30-12-2004, 06:10 PM
...By the way, there is another TN called W.F. next door. Don't know whether it is also the same standards as Mermaid. I don't dare to try as I have seen the gals from both joints talking to one another.
any FR on W.F.? i wanna know too.
Ah Thut
31-12-2004, 09:38 PM
"Bloody hell. Partial HJ is like holding your "gun" in her hands and robbing you you of money with it"
One of man's most vulnerable moment..... :p
dandan
01-01-2005, 01:38 PM
I was there at the carpark on ny eve waiting for my partner to knock off from work at abt 4pm. A car came along and park not far away from me and this tall slim ger came out and walked into mermaid. Is there locals working in this joint?
And yes, both shops there are very daring, standing and sitting outside the shops. There seems a couple of chio young ones at the one other.
peterfish
08-02-2005, 10:36 AM
Latest Update on Mermaid! They are closing soon! Saw a " For Sale/Rent" sign outside when I drove past yesterday. All these thanks to the powers of SAMMYBOY! All lousy and "BlackShop" sex establishments must be taught a lesson! :D
owen10
08-02-2005, 11:36 AM
Latest Update on Mermaid! They are closing soon! Saw a " For Sale/Rent" sign outside when I drove past yesterday. All these thanks to the powers of SAMMYBOY! All lousy and "BlackShop" sex establishments must be taught a lesson! :D
not surprising. the way d gals (n d next door one) solicit, it's like passing by d alleys in Geylang. Sometimes d gals will openly n daringly approach passer-bys on d road. i wont be surprised they closed down due to, apart fr poor biz they may oso b target of raids!
Well....i finally realise why this place has been raid so many many times since its opening few months back(after reading this thread)....the TN next door was just as bad too....be careful when u guys go to TN shop around that area (Aliwal Street,off North Bridge Road)....
GLHunter
09-02-2005, 10:05 PM
Latest Update on Mermaid! They are closing soon! Saw a " For Sale/Rent" sign outside when I drove past yesterday. All these thanks to the powers of SAMMYBOY! All lousy and "BlackShop" sex establishments must be taught a lesson! :D
Well done Bros! tat will teach those stupid lAu gOh to take us sillypore bros for lobErt!
peterfish
10-02-2005, 08:59 AM
This fucking mermaid shit shop is a fucking black shop. I purposely go there after reading all the negative comments 2 days before new year eve. Kanninna, fuck up massage last only 10 mins...then cheebye i said dowan special, the face black like shit. Chao chee bye shop... :mad:
Haha. You really live up to your nick. Really cock. So many people said so many bad things and reviews abyt it and you still go. You are really IRON TEETH.
simplyhorny
11-02-2005, 10:48 AM
Aiyo, i nothing much to do as new year is around the corner and i just happen to pass by and see the Mermaid Shop there sign so big big. Anyway, just a small sum of money, i wanna verify mah.
Admired your daring spirit! Most people wouldn't even bother to try after reading so much negative FR on this joint! Kudos to you, bro CockBoy!!! :)
simplyhorny
13-02-2005, 09:53 AM
Then please SUBTRACT my fucking points and reputation...thanks. :D
As you wish... ?!?! :confused:
peterfish
13-02-2005, 01:39 PM
Aiyo, i nothing much to do as new year is around the corner and i just happen to pass by and see the Mermaid Shop there sign so big big. Anyway, just a small sum of money, i wanna verify mah.
Good for you. Too bad, there ain't that many people like you around to save Mermaid TN now. You came too late to save them. :D
banana
13-02-2005, 01:40 PM
:confused:
bo liao...
Ice2005
13-02-2005, 02:58 PM
I drove past the place few time, the gal there are not attractive and most are in the mid of 30's. They have a stronge contender two doors away where they are younger and sexier.
phallusman
31-03-2005, 07:54 PM
This afternoon, happen to be along Aliwal Rd and park my car in the URA carpark and see two huge signs for TN, one Mermaid and the other Dunno What-the-Fock name.
Each got 2 or 3 gals standing at the door to solicit customers walking along the corridor, and even give a cummon sign to any single man walking along the other side of the road. Just think if these joints are so desperado, business must be bad. Why? Becos of bad reputation la.
So, better give it a Big miss.
suakukia
01-04-2005, 12:37 PM
was there 3 weeks ago. the 30+ PRC asked golden question. just began action when her phone rang. then told me her friend was downstairs at the coffee shop and suspecting AV guys around the place. so no roaming etc etc. didi sian liao. pay up and left. Nvr ever return for me.
banana
01-04-2005, 01:44 PM
which bro so bo liao zap me and commented "Fried you until you become goreng pisang"?
u zap me for what reason? u bei song deepthroating my banana is it?
pm me and we put time and place to talk.
:mad:
chimera
13-04-2005, 10:23 PM
Just came back from the TN beside Mermaid. Was jio by this tall and chio gem, Xiaoyu. to cut the long story short, just had HJ stripped her and my god, heavenly body. Will be fetching her for supper and.....will post FR once done.
Looks: 8/10 (like model)
Boobs: C cup, very soft very round and definitely real!
Body: 8/10
HJ: High man! Very GF feeling
Can't wait to give her a good fuck!
Ice2005
13-04-2005, 10:53 PM
Just came back from the TN beside Mermaid. Was jio by this tall and chio gem, Xiaoyu. to cut the long story short, just had HJ stripped her and my god, heavenly body. Will be fetching her for supper and.....will post FR once done.
Any chance to PM her number?
banana
14-04-2005, 03:33 AM
Just came back from the TN beside Mermaid. Was jio by this tall and chio gem, Xiaoyu. to cut the long story short, just had HJ stripped her and my god, heavenly body. Will be fetching her for supper and.....will post FR once done.
Looks: 8/10 (like model)
Boobs: C cup, very soft very round and definitely real!
Body: 8/10
HJ: High man! Very GF feeling
Can't wait to give her a good fuck!
veri interesting! veri interesting! any bro here wish to comment on this fantastic FR with so high rating? :)
banana
14-04-2005, 03:43 AM
which bro so bo liao zap me and commented "Fried you until you become goreng pisang"?
u zap me for what reason? u bei song deepthroating my banana is it?
pm me and we put time and place to talk.
:mad:
regarding my above posting i was zap by a newbie with this comment "got so many points already still want to make so much noise . ."
whoever this newbie r, it is not ur fcuking problem and go mind ur own fcuking business and dont be a faggot here.
this bro that zap me bcos of misunderstanding due to the timing of posting and i make a post like this is to clarify the matter.
dont try to be a hero, u r just a fcuking nobody until u learn how to respect ppl here.
u fcuking faggot dickhead, if u bei song i let u put time and place. dont hide behind your computer. no balls to post ur nick too.
u really think by not putting ur nick we dont know who u r? think twice.
bro peterfish, may be u would like to say something here?
jungle boy
21-04-2005, 11:40 AM
bro chimera, possible to name the joint you went to for xiao yu? was around the area and other than mermaid, wasn't sure whether the next door joint was the one you favoured?
thanks man!
maxpee88
28-05-2005, 05:00 PM
Hi Bros.
I must have been way too stupid and forgot to check SB forum.
KNN, I was at Mermaid 2 weeks ago and was really F@#$king disappointed.
The gals were old (30's) and the place was pretty much undesirable even for a HJ. This is in my humble opinion - so pls dont flame me ok?
I was there about 2pm - so not like got a lot of people right? I mean daytime, workday.. KNN.. you would think maybe they would take the chance to clean up the place a bit..
was served by a WL (not even worth remembering name) and less than 5 minutes of massage, yah, freaking hell, less than 5 min already want to do. Veri much business like.
anyway - the more I write the more I tu lan with my experience.
Just want to tell all cheongsters and bros - PLEASE DONT GO THERE...
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