chew13
29-09-2004, 12:57 AM
The day before was a hot Sunday afternoon that ended in disappointment. I had been suffering severe withdrawal syndrome as I haven't had enough money to visit China for more than 3 months. Oh... I really miss all the SYT with BTT in the motherland and all the cute masseurs in tennis skirts from Prince Hotel in Zha Mu Tuo who will give me a good rub down and yet seductively arouse me during the course of the massage and end it off nicely with any that my dick desires, all for a price that is unmatched in Singapore.
So here I was, after withdrawing from Singapore cheong scene for a couple of years, back in Joo Chiat, where I had read many wonderful stories that the brothers had along this particular stretch of Singapore.
I am hitting blind here, not being guided by any FRs or names. Walking down from where I parked, I passed many TN joints where many aunties will leap out as soon as I walk close to their shop and cry out their standard sales pitch, "Yao ang mo ma?" to which I politely decline, ever hopeful that I will be able to see a pretty face in the next joint. Finally arriving at the end on Joo Chiat after walking almost the entire stretch of it, I still see no pretty face and decided to just pop into the joint that I just past since I am getting pretty drenched in sweat (The sun had been unkind and the clouds uncooperative).
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FR #1:
Shop Name : Tai Yang Cheng Health Massage (Sun City Health Massage)
Address : 473 Joo Chiat Road
I was led into a tiny cubicle that had its wall plastered with posters of Stephanie Sun and several artefacts hanging from the wall, which I presume are for Feng Shui purposes.
Shortly after, a young girl came in. Not much of a looker but acceptable. She told me that she is 21 and are from JB. Apparently she just started work 2 months ago and was a salesgirl previously back home. Her Mo Sha and massage skills are nothing to shout about and seemingly avoid all contacts with the pubic and groin area. Although she asked if I will like to extend, I decline as I had the feeling that even with an extension, there will not be much an improvement to her skills.
Name : Xiao Ling
Age : 21
Looks : 5/10 (with braces)
Mo Sha : 2/10
Massage : 2/10
Damage : $30 (1hr massage) + $10 (Mo Sha)
RTF : Maybe after I had done all the shops in Joo Chiat
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After coming out from the shop, I cross the street and walk back in the direction where I came from. Pass by yet another couples of shops with fat aunties, I finally hit this shop where an attractive fair skin girl wearing a tight top that shows off her ample cleavage and a pair of low cut jeans that exposes her trim mid-riff. She opens the door and ask if I will like to have a massage. Why, yes of course!
Ahh... I must be in luck, or so I thought........
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FR #2
Shop Name : Yun Du Foot Reflexology & Acupressure
Address : 422 Joo Chiat Road
She led me to a cubicle, told me to undress and then she went out and draw the curtains closed. I disrobed, wrapped the towel around my waist and lie on the bed anxiously waiting for her return. When the curtain was drawn open, I got the biggest shock of my life (yes, even worse than the time when I got robbed and stabbed in 2000). In came a humanoid looking "lady" (I'm still not sure) that could only had escaped from a freak show and she asked me how long do I want to massage. I gathered my senses and told her just 40 mins and I am here to just get some eye shut so she can just give me a hard rub down on my shoulder and back.
Man, did I keep my eye shut all the time. Luckily time flies by and she did exactly what I told her and nothing more and I got out of the cublicle as soon as possible. I went to the toilet to take a piss and saw more unattractive ladies there. I grabbed a name card before I left to post this FR so you guys can be warned. Sigh, the recep is sure an attractive thing but no way I am coming back again.
Name : Who cares. (Though a her collegue called her Ma Yi, for Ant I presume)
Looks : 0/10 (is it possible to give 0?)
Massage : 4/10
Damage : $26 (40 min massage)
RTF: :mad: NO FUCKING WAY!!! :mad: It was such a ruse by placing such an eye candy in the front. Simply a differential between heaven and hell if you get my drift.
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I continue in the direction where I parked, cross the road half way and was accosted by a 30+ PRC standing in front of a provision shop. Her looks was like 5/10. Was offered $28 for an hour and again I declined, not believing that I am really down on my luck and couldn't find a single good one.
Finally, I came upon a Hotel 81 and just beside it was this banner that says $23 for 45 mins / $28 for 1 hr, pointing up to the 2nd floor. What the heck, let me give it a try as I swaggered up the stairs.
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FR #3:
Shop Name : Eternal Foot And Body Works
Address : 175A Joo Chiat Road
A sleepy looking receptionist ask me how long do I want and I told her, well 45 mins first and I can extend if the work is good. She told me that I had to pay now and so I handed over $23 and went into room 5.
The room is rather big, compared to the 2 cubicles that i was just in and it had an attached shower. There is no massage bed, just a thin mattress on the floor with dirtier bedsheet that I had when I was in army.
I took a quick shower and in came a gorilla from Guang Dong. Oh shit. So proceeded with the usual minimal 10 mins backrub and was told to turn over. She started rubbing on my dick and asked if I will like to have an handjob and I told her not really. Then came the usual tactic that most HC girls use that goes by, "We only get paid a few dollars for the massage and blah... blah... blah...". I asked her how much and she reply $50, to which I told her no way, the most I will pay is $30. She counterback at $40, all the while still rubbing on my dick, and I insisted if she wants, take my $30 or continue on the back rub since I am not really gian anyway.
After a little hesitation, she agreed and give a not so bad handjob while I fantasize that it was the cute recep (back in FR #2) that was doing the work. Finally shoot and there was 5 mins left so I took another shower to wash off all the oil, got dressed and left.
Name : Dunno
Looks : 2/10
Massage : 2/10
HJ : 5/10
Damage : $23 (45 mins massage) + $30 (HJ)
RTF: Nope. This place feels more like an HC (abit a very run down one) than a tuina. I absolutely hate it when the masseurs are more interested in getting my rocks off than giving a massage and tells cock and bull stories when I refuse. Well, if they are young and pretty or looks like one of my ex-gfs, then it will be a different story.
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Hmm.. I guess I am indeed down on my luck. Guess I will have to skip cheonging for a while and tahan until I have enough money to cheong China again. Hope you guys had a good read, over and out for now.
So here I was, after withdrawing from Singapore cheong scene for a couple of years, back in Joo Chiat, where I had read many wonderful stories that the brothers had along this particular stretch of Singapore.
I am hitting blind here, not being guided by any FRs or names. Walking down from where I parked, I passed many TN joints where many aunties will leap out as soon as I walk close to their shop and cry out their standard sales pitch, "Yao ang mo ma?" to which I politely decline, ever hopeful that I will be able to see a pretty face in the next joint. Finally arriving at the end on Joo Chiat after walking almost the entire stretch of it, I still see no pretty face and decided to just pop into the joint that I just past since I am getting pretty drenched in sweat (The sun had been unkind and the clouds uncooperative).
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FR #1:
Shop Name : Tai Yang Cheng Health Massage (Sun City Health Massage)
Address : 473 Joo Chiat Road
I was led into a tiny cubicle that had its wall plastered with posters of Stephanie Sun and several artefacts hanging from the wall, which I presume are for Feng Shui purposes.
Shortly after, a young girl came in. Not much of a looker but acceptable. She told me that she is 21 and are from JB. Apparently she just started work 2 months ago and was a salesgirl previously back home. Her Mo Sha and massage skills are nothing to shout about and seemingly avoid all contacts with the pubic and groin area. Although she asked if I will like to extend, I decline as I had the feeling that even with an extension, there will not be much an improvement to her skills.
Name : Xiao Ling
Age : 21
Looks : 5/10 (with braces)
Mo Sha : 2/10
Massage : 2/10
Damage : $30 (1hr massage) + $10 (Mo Sha)
RTF : Maybe after I had done all the shops in Joo Chiat
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After coming out from the shop, I cross the street and walk back in the direction where I came from. Pass by yet another couples of shops with fat aunties, I finally hit this shop where an attractive fair skin girl wearing a tight top that shows off her ample cleavage and a pair of low cut jeans that exposes her trim mid-riff. She opens the door and ask if I will like to have a massage. Why, yes of course!
Ahh... I must be in luck, or so I thought........
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FR #2
Shop Name : Yun Du Foot Reflexology & Acupressure
Address : 422 Joo Chiat Road
She led me to a cubicle, told me to undress and then she went out and draw the curtains closed. I disrobed, wrapped the towel around my waist and lie on the bed anxiously waiting for her return. When the curtain was drawn open, I got the biggest shock of my life (yes, even worse than the time when I got robbed and stabbed in 2000). In came a humanoid looking "lady" (I'm still not sure) that could only had escaped from a freak show and she asked me how long do I want to massage. I gathered my senses and told her just 40 mins and I am here to just get some eye shut so she can just give me a hard rub down on my shoulder and back.
Man, did I keep my eye shut all the time. Luckily time flies by and she did exactly what I told her and nothing more and I got out of the cublicle as soon as possible. I went to the toilet to take a piss and saw more unattractive ladies there. I grabbed a name card before I left to post this FR so you guys can be warned. Sigh, the recep is sure an attractive thing but no way I am coming back again.
Name : Who cares. (Though a her collegue called her Ma Yi, for Ant I presume)
Looks : 0/10 (is it possible to give 0?)
Massage : 4/10
Damage : $26 (40 min massage)
RTF: :mad: NO FUCKING WAY!!! :mad: It was such a ruse by placing such an eye candy in the front. Simply a differential between heaven and hell if you get my drift.
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I continue in the direction where I parked, cross the road half way and was accosted by a 30+ PRC standing in front of a provision shop. Her looks was like 5/10. Was offered $28 for an hour and again I declined, not believing that I am really down on my luck and couldn't find a single good one.
Finally, I came upon a Hotel 81 and just beside it was this banner that says $23 for 45 mins / $28 for 1 hr, pointing up to the 2nd floor. What the heck, let me give it a try as I swaggered up the stairs.
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FR #3:
Shop Name : Eternal Foot And Body Works
Address : 175A Joo Chiat Road
A sleepy looking receptionist ask me how long do I want and I told her, well 45 mins first and I can extend if the work is good. She told me that I had to pay now and so I handed over $23 and went into room 5.
The room is rather big, compared to the 2 cubicles that i was just in and it had an attached shower. There is no massage bed, just a thin mattress on the floor with dirtier bedsheet that I had when I was in army.
I took a quick shower and in came a gorilla from Guang Dong. Oh shit. So proceeded with the usual minimal 10 mins backrub and was told to turn over. She started rubbing on my dick and asked if I will like to have an handjob and I told her not really. Then came the usual tactic that most HC girls use that goes by, "We only get paid a few dollars for the massage and blah... blah... blah...". I asked her how much and she reply $50, to which I told her no way, the most I will pay is $30. She counterback at $40, all the while still rubbing on my dick, and I insisted if she wants, take my $30 or continue on the back rub since I am not really gian anyway.
After a little hesitation, she agreed and give a not so bad handjob while I fantasize that it was the cute recep (back in FR #2) that was doing the work. Finally shoot and there was 5 mins left so I took another shower to wash off all the oil, got dressed and left.
Name : Dunno
Looks : 2/10
Massage : 2/10
HJ : 5/10
Damage : $23 (45 mins massage) + $30 (HJ)
RTF: Nope. This place feels more like an HC (abit a very run down one) than a tuina. I absolutely hate it when the masseurs are more interested in getting my rocks off than giving a massage and tells cock and bull stories when I refuse. Well, if they are young and pretty or looks like one of my ex-gfs, then it will be a different story.
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Hmm.. I guess I am indeed down on my luck. Guess I will have to skip cheonging for a while and tahan until I have enough money to cheong China again. Hope you guys had a good read, over and out for now.