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wanttotry
27-07-2011, 06:18 PM
Sammyboy u stupid cock....my girl come back liao u can have your sucker of the year award back...now she become singapore citizen liao and she say she very happy to see me....fuck u all ah hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

alan0338
27-07-2011, 08:51 PM
congrats bro .... :D

chowchowkeith
27-07-2011, 09:03 PM
haha............

elcarim
27-07-2011, 09:54 PM
SBF will be a dull place to be without people like you.

We will miss you ............ :D

Last but not least, wishes you and your girl will lived happily ever after.

cheekies
28-07-2011, 12:53 AM
It's just the beginning of a marathon.:D
Anyway congrats to you bro!

kawa
28-07-2011, 12:55 AM
:D dont know what to say... calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people :p

safe sex bro.. u wont know what she had bring back with her... :D:D

shctaw
28-07-2011, 08:53 AM
Overdose with Viagra?

Enjoy yourself........ we expect you to return soon........:p

Ichigo_Kurosaki
28-07-2011, 09:57 AM
Sammyboy u stupid cock....my girl come back liao u can have your sucker of the year award back...now she become singapore citizen liao and she say she very happy to see me....fuck u all ah hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Same girl as your below thread? :confused:

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=231596

Don't be so naive and emotional la, it's very normal for a massage shop PRC chicken to say she's very happy to see her customers. It's all part of customer service and has no other meaning and don't means anything la. She will say this to every customers before they fxxk her and telling them with a smile to - Please come again after the fxxk sexxions. :D

Don't be a sucker award recipient yourself la. ;)

wanttotry
28-07-2011, 01:17 PM
Same girl as your below thread? :confused:

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=231596

Don't be so naive and emotional la, it's very normal for a massage shop PRC chicken to say she's very happy to see her customers. It's all part of customer service and has no other meaning and don't means anything la. She will say this to every customers before they fxxk her and telling them with a smile to - Please come again after the fxxk sexxions. :D

Don't be a sucker award recipient yourself la. ;)

Ya same girl...You sucker i got her ctc number already hahaha u sux!!!!

shctaw
28-07-2011, 01:56 PM
I thought I am crazy; you are more crazy them :eek:me:eek:....

You want my doctor contact?

Ya same girl...You sucker i got her ctc number already hahaha u sux!!!!

Ichigo_Kurosaki
28-07-2011, 02:11 PM
Ya same girl...You sucker i got her ctc number already hahaha u sux!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag&NR=1

Your that "Help me please" thread started in Feb, 25 2011. Now then you got her ctc? :eek::confused:

Most of us already have her contact nos months ago after you started your thread..We don't want to hurt you and didn't tell you only la. You didn't know she offer her service in this forum? :D Her BJ is quite okay and still she wet easily after fingered her a bit....You are that car repair guy, correct? She want us to tell you next time better shower before you come see her cos you smell like bed bugs :p

shctaw
28-07-2011, 02:19 PM
Sound like a public toilet.......

Just pay and everyone can use.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag&NR=1

Your that "Help me please" thread started in Feb, 25 2011. Now then you got her ctc? :eek::confused:

Most of us already have her contact nos months ago after you started your thread..We don't want to hurt you and didn't tell you only la. You didn't know she offer her service in this forum? :D Her BJ is quite okay and still she wet easily after fingered her a bit....You are that car repair guy, correct? She want us to tell you next time better shower before you come see her cos you smell like bed bugs :p

ThaiBeautiful
28-07-2011, 02:30 PM
People like you, make SBF such a fun place to be!!!

congrats, bro

shctaw
28-07-2011, 02:43 PM
Too much stress in Singapore ; a lot of people are slightly or totally mad....

I hope I am only slightly......:D But TS post look totally mad...

I still cannot understand the purpose of this thread....

Any mad doctor care to explain.

People like you, make SBF such a fun place to be!!!

congrats, bro

Ichigo_Kurosaki
28-07-2011, 03:07 PM
.....I still cannot understand the purpose of this thread.....

The only possible reason: He just realised she has become a Singaporean and went bonkers..so now he is blaming all of us. ...Just read his 1st thread...He hell in love, wanted to beat up her customers, wanted to marry her and also wanted to go PRCland to work or start a business with his misearable savings just to be with her...then she went MIA.till now...or perhaps he just like to collect ctc and wank himself silly with her numbers :rolleyes:

Btw, TS claimed in his 1st thread that he doesn't speak nor understand Mandarin/Chinese.....:p

shctaw
28-07-2011, 03:15 PM
OOhhhhh.... now I see.

I am stupid.... sorry to TS.

God bless you..

When they say they are not after your money..... they maybe telling the truth.....

They want your CPF.
Gold.
HDB.


When they confirm you got nothing left; they will move to the next target.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3329656367_063aed736f.jpg

shctaw
28-07-2011, 03:17 PM
So easy to become SG citizen meh??

I wonder how she does it...:confused:

blohsg
28-07-2011, 03:57 PM
She's PR due to her Foreign Talent Status ...

How talented she is depends on the amount of investments you put into her :D

Westham
28-07-2011, 04:06 PM
She's PR due to her Foreign Talent Status ...

How talented she is depends on the amount of investments you put into her :D

hahaha ...... thats a good one!

Ichigo_Kurosaki
28-07-2011, 04:09 PM
.....I wonder how she does it...:confused:

Bro shctaw, No need to take this wanttotry thread seriously...after a while you will get used to it. Initially we were quite into replying him then after a while...it's cartoon channel...:D

...How talented she is depends on the amount of investments you put into her :D

In that case, she should worth billion if not trillion :D

Ichigowaffles
28-07-2011, 04:20 PM
congrats!~ ur "Lover" is back to service the many bros...
How did she become a PR?
did she get married?

alan0338
28-07-2011, 04:39 PM
In that case, she should worth billion if not trillion :D

tats too little given every day she will be receiving minimum 200 million, for a period long enaf to get a citizenship, she should have nothing less than octillion :eek: :eek: :D

Ohkui
28-07-2011, 05:14 PM
Your that "Help me please" thread started in Feb, 25 2011. Now then you got her ctc? :eek::confused:

Most of us already have her contact nos months ago after you started your thread..We don't want to hurt you and didn't tell you only la. You didn't know she offer her service in this forum? :D Her BJ is quite okay and still she wet easily after fingered her a bit....You are that car repair guy, correct? She want us to tell you next time better shower before you come see her cos you smell like bed bugs :p[/QUOTE]

i really enjoy reading yr posts, keep it strong for mud head to understang

shctaw
28-07-2011, 05:25 PM
So it started like

CNN news
and it will become

Bio Channel

Slowly mutate to

Discovery Channel

after a while

History Channel

And at the end

Cartoon Network.

Now I got it.

Bro shctaw, No need to take this wanttotry thread seriously...after a while you will get used to it. Initially we were quite into replying him then after a while...it's cartoon channel...:D



In that case, she should worth billion if not trillion :D

GeMiNiZzzzZzz
28-07-2011, 11:06 PM
Reason why i log in Sbf everyday is because beside find my ktv kakis and reading some sexciting stories, interesting people like TS always make my day :)

vibrate
28-07-2011, 11:27 PM
very entertaining thread, wait for ts's next asking help thread ... :D

cheekies
29-07-2011, 01:50 AM
Haiz, think don't really have to take TS words too seriously..time will tell and reality will hit him just 1 fine day...really...just 1 fine day!!!:D

Meanwhile..something funny..a blur fella..maybe like TS..??:confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9d03nkJ8Kc

hamsapkwai
29-07-2011, 08:16 AM
whatever makes you happy brother ........:)

teebs_darklord
29-07-2011, 08:54 AM
TS nick is WantToTry...of course he tried getting her contact so many moons ago that he went bonkers with all his sperm swimming in his head...so now that he finally tried and managed to get her ctc after she became a PR, he wants to announce that he has succeeded at last and probably in his next post he will tell us his nick has changed from WantToTry to HaveTriedAndSucceeded...:eek:

joew2005
29-07-2011, 09:40 AM
hello ts,hope tat u would see all these replies ...
but if u think & believe yr gal & u would be happily ever aft, u shouldn't be shooting yr mouth here anymore.

sg is the best place on the earth 4 any type of "talent" 2 cum & stay here .....

ch18
29-07-2011, 09:44 AM
Sammyboy u stupid cock....my girl come back liao u can have your sucker of the year award back...now she become singapore citizen liao and she say she very happy to see me....fuck u all ah hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

'Want-to-try'.......
Hmmmm, i also want-to-try your gal leh.
How can she be happy only seeing you, she be even more happy seeing all the Bro here cos she can make more mah :P
Pass all Bro here her contact lah.....

Bebertov
29-07-2011, 09:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag&NR=1

Your that "Help me please" thread started in Feb, 25 2011. Now then you got her ctc?

Most of us already have her contact nos months ago after you started your thread..We don't want to hurt you and didn't tell you only la. You didn't know she offer her service in this forum? :D Her BJ is quite okay and still she wet easily after fingered her a bit....You are that car repair guy, correct? She want us to tell you next time better shower before you come see her cos you smell like bed bugs :p
Ha ha ha joke of the day... Make my morning ... Should be working in the muthu curry house kitchen as a cook so very smelly...ask him use dettol to bathe ,1 bottle not enuf use 2
People like you, make SBF such a fun place to be!!!

congrats, bro
bro, any mm suitable for me?? Big boobs n pretty...thanks

Ken79
29-07-2011, 03:01 PM
wow TS why are you so happy to have a whore as your gf?

she probably had sex with more men than women you had seen in your life.

10toes
30-07-2011, 09:05 AM
wow TS why are you so happy to have a whore as your gf?

she probably had sex with more men than women you had seen in your life.


He probably can get free service from her anytime and anyplace ?

ATAP
30-07-2011, 01:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS0fsoyrFg4&ob=av3e

Enjoy!!!

Super White
30-07-2011, 03:29 PM
Most of us already have her contact nos months ago after you started your thread..We don't want to hurt you and didn't tell you only la. You didn't know she offer her service in this forum? :D Her BJ is quite okay and still she wet easily after fingered her a bit....You are that car repair guy, correct? She want us to tell you next time better shower before you come see her cos you smell like bed bugs :p

You are very mean lol :p

decibel8808
30-07-2011, 04:21 PM
Congratulations TS (The Stupid). I hope that you will invite all of us to your wedding reception seeing that most of us are FR (Fucking Related) to you. After all we are FB's (Fuck Brothers). We all mount the same hole as you do. We can reminisce about old times on how we anticipated TCSS (The Cock Standing Straight) with her. She was a great WL (Wonderful Liar) before and she will only FL (Fucking Lie) to you exclusively now. Since you are so happy being able to be with her now, no doubt the will be a lot of FOC (Full Of Conflicts) times for you in the future. I do envy you and hope that you enjoy your life with her. Enjoy your life and do not forget that you were once a SBF (So Bloody Fucked) initiate. Have a nice day and enjoy what you can now. :D

cheekies
31-07-2011, 01:33 AM
Congratulations TS (The Stupid). I hope that you will invite all of us to your wedding reception seeing that most of us are FR (Fucking Related) to you. After all we are FB's (Fuck Brothers). We all mount the same hole as you do. We can reminisce about old times on how we anticipated TCSS (The Cock Standing Straight) with her. She was a great WL (Wonderful Liar) before and she will only FL (Fucking Lie) to you exclusively now. Since you are so happy being able to be with her now, no doubt the will be a lot of FOC (Full Of Conflicts) times for you in the future. I do envy you and hope that you enjoy your life with her. Enjoy your life and do not forget that you were once a SBF (So Bloody Fucked) initiate. Have a nice day and enjoy what you can now. :D
power la bro..!!

Kalv
31-07-2011, 06:29 AM
Sammyboy u stupid cock....my girl come back....fuck u ... ah hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Very interesting / fun - just woke me up (6.30 am). Imagine fucking your BigBoss and gets away with it - no reply some more. Only happens in the virtual world (SBF). Sure everyone would like to do it. Never play with fire in the real world.

TS wish you all the best with your girl. Even Cinderella and her Prince would have problem in the real world to live happily ever after!! Diana is a good example.

:DCheers.

sammyboyfor
31-07-2011, 07:17 AM
Very interesting / fun - just woke me up (6.30 am). Imagine fucking your BigBoss and gets away with it - no reply some more.

All members are welcome regardless of who they fuck. :D Those who provide good entertainment are even more welcome.

Only spammers are taken to task.

Ichigo_Kurosaki
31-07-2011, 11:33 AM
All members are welcome regardless of who they fuck. :D Those who provide good entertainment are even more welcome.


You mean can do that? :D

Okay, I been wanting to ask you long time liao - When are you going for your orogolomistician surgery ? :D:p

sammyboyfor
31-07-2011, 11:42 AM
You mean can do that? :D

Okay, I been wanting to ask you long time liao - When are you going for your orogolomistician surgery ? :D:p

There is nothing wrong with my eyeball. It's the muscles of my eyelid that are a problem. It's a birth defect and it isn't curable. Any attempt to stop the twitching puts me at risk of losing control of my eyelid which would affect the quality of life far more than a mere twitch.

joscklee
31-07-2011, 12:34 PM
Sammyboy u stupid cock....my girl come back liao u can have your sucker of the year award back...now she become singapore citizen liao and she say she very happy to see me....fuck u all ah hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

wanttotry,

Assuming ur whore has been f**ked by 10 bros each day, which means her monthly pay ($100*10*30)=$30k, even code red also bo chap....

r u saying u r giving her $30k per month? or she will continued to be f**ked by all Bros.. HAHAHAHAHAHA....

Kalv
31-07-2011, 02:13 PM
... muscles of my eyelid that are a problem. It's a birth defect and it isn't curable.....

Sorry boss, just want to wake U up. Hope did not open can of worms.

Doctor claims blinking eyes good for eyes. Some mistaken me of come "hither look". :D Cheers.

sony716
31-07-2011, 07:44 PM
Sammyboy u stupid cock....my girl come back liao u can have your sucker of the year award back...now she become singapore citizen liao and she say she very happy to see me....fuck u all ah hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Fuck u la ts .... Such a cockhead .....what r u trying to tell here ?? U fuck boss , boss also nothing happen, but I guess boss fuck your wife b4 courtless times ...wake up ... I will see when u going to land in a state of no return ... Suck your fucking cock ts:D

etct88
01-08-2011, 11:22 AM
Fuck u la ts .... Such a cockhead ..... ... Suck your fucking cock ts:D

Very tough act.... if TS can suck his cock head, he wouldn't end up here, he would have been a super star in the Porn World......... :D:D

Unless he use his dentures......:eek:

Kalv
02-08-2011, 10:43 AM
Very tough act.... if TS can suck his cock head, he wouldn't end up here, he would have been a super star in the Porn World.........

Many unknown "superstars" in the Gay Community (:D sorry no intention to offend). Some pics below - 3 different positions:

http://www.auto-fellatio.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/self-sucking-x-position-01.jpg

http://www.auto-fellatio.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/self-sucking-standing-position-01.jpg

http://www.auto-fellatio.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/self-sucking-plow-position-02.jpg

Tutorial and more pics in Link: http://www.auto-fellatio.org/

etct88
02-08-2011, 11:38 AM
Many unknown "superstars" in the Gay Community (:D sorry no intention to offend). Some pics below - 3 different positions:


Good one... surely they love themselves....

Then TS belong to the one using dentures..........

wanttotry
02-08-2011, 09:50 PM
hahaha u all donno where she work also want to bluff me... all stupid cocksucker like the pictures above hahaha!!!

Ichigo_Kurosaki
02-08-2011, 10:03 PM
hahaha u all donno where she work also want to bluff me...

If we want to bluff you, we won't be replying to your thread with such great amusement laughing at YOU!!! :p (Still laughing at you, boyboy)

If you don't believe me: You go and ask her tomorrow or can even call her NOW while reading this post!!!! You go ask her whether we know or not!

I bet you that she know we know!!! :D

Look who's the cock sucker now: Yes! It's You!!!

You know now? ;)

wanttotry
02-08-2011, 11:39 PM
If we want to bluff you, we won't be replying to your thread with such great amusement laughing at YOU!!! :p (Still laughing at you, boyboy)

If you don't believe me: You go and ask her tomorrow or can even call her NOW while reading this post!!!! You go ask her whether we know or not!

I bet you that she know we know!!! :D

Look who's the cock sucker now: Yes! It's You!!!

You know now? ;)

nah its not me its you who is the biggest cock sucker:D

Ichigo_Kurosaki
03-08-2011, 08:55 AM
nah its not me its you who is the biggest cock sucker:D

Was serviced by her just the other day, her breast like a bit larger..but her nipple is still quite ok. :D I prefer her wearing colored bra than white. :p
I guess her husband must be fxxking her very often....Can you let her know "her customers" feedback next time she service you and tell her don't moan so loud.

teebs_darklord
03-08-2011, 09:47 AM
nah its not me its you who is the biggest cock sucker:D

This is where u are absolutely wrong. Bro IK everyday got meimei sucking his cock but u on the other hand....dun need to say we also know lah...

Was serviced by her just the other day, her breast like a bit larger..but her nipple is still quite ok. :D I prefer her wearing colored bra than white. :p
I guess her husband must be fxxking her very often....Can you let her know "her customers" feedback next time she service you and tell her don't moan so loud.

Wahahaha....Bro IK Good one...:p

Ichigo_Kurosaki
03-08-2011, 09:55 AM
This is where u are absolutely wrong. Bro IK everyday got meimei sucking his cock but u on the other hand....dun need to say we also know lah...

Nowadays alternate nights cos the other day after a sexxion, girlfriend popped a question: Why released so little quality? What have you been doing lately when I'm not around. :eek:

I cannot tell her I used up all the Tongkiat Ali power on "foreign" soil :D

alan0338
03-08-2011, 11:16 AM
TS. when u both getting married? :confused: :D

Ichigo_Kurosaki
03-08-2011, 11:40 AM
TS. when u both getting married? :confused: :D

TS "darling" already married. It's an open secret in this forum liao :D
Only he stupid stupid still blur like cock!

wanttotry
04-08-2011, 12:00 AM
TS "darling" already married. It's an open secret in this forum liao :D
Only he stupid stupid still blur like cock!

You stupid she tell me she not married and she dont boyfriend have boyfriend also:D

teebs_darklord
04-08-2011, 09:33 AM
You stupid she tell me she not married and she dont boyfriend have boyfriend also:D

Then you must be worse than stupid...:D

She never marry Sillyporean guy how she get her PR and if she never get her Sillypore PR and stay for a couple of years, how she get her Sillypore citizenship? :eek:

Everything you write is actually a no brainer...errrr...atually what I meant is everything you write is exactly what someone with no brains will write...:p

Ichigo_Kurosaki
04-08-2011, 10:44 AM
You stupid she tell me she not married and she dont boyfriend have boyfriend also:D

Did you tell you her nipples turned dark brown cos of eating too much Chocolate and drinking too much Milo since arriving here? :D:rolleyes:

queens
04-08-2011, 02:42 PM
You stupid she tell me she not married and she dont boyfriend have boyfriend also:D

seems only ts believes what she said hehe, do you know you lick where tons of little didi in-out already :p

Ichigo_Kurosaki
04-08-2011, 03:27 PM
We should just let this wanttotry cockster live in his dream :p

He won't believe us even if we tell him the HC location and name of this PRC masseuse:D

Just let him die la. :rolleyes:

GeMiNiZzzzZzz
04-08-2011, 09:02 PM
A short FR here,

Just had TS's girl earlier.

Looks: 6.5/20
GFE: 7/10 (Hug me and massage me after session finished)
Body: Skinny with abit of baby fats, maybe after giving birth to 2 kids
BBBJ: Nice with sluping sounds
Frenching: Never tried, think she suck a few dicks before me.
RTF: No, am afraid that TS don't believe my FR.

TS, thanks for recommendation :D

O ya, before i forgot, she said you are the 8337th guy she says the same thing to, she tried to con me to it too but i asked her to fuck-off :p