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cavemanng
08-12-2011, 08:16 PM
Hi Everyone,
I have read a lot of brilliant stories here so I will contribute my real life story here and I hope all the bros here will like it. :D
I hope all the bros be patient with my contribution and please don't zap me if you dont like my story.
Chapter 1: Introduction
I am born in a poor family where my family struggled with with our daily expenses. I spent a tough time working during my secondary school vacation and also at night during my polytechnic days to make sure I finished my polytechnic education. Life changes when I did very well in my polytechnic education and I managed to get a private scholarship to study in one of the local university.
Life suddenly became a breeze as I don't have to worry about my financials anymore and I can just concentrate on my studies. I did very well and graduated with a first class honors. After graduation, finding a job is not a problem and I spent the next 10 years working in a few MNC companies holding various key appointments. I also married a beautiful wife and move into a nice home.
My wife and I are married for five years without any children and a lot of our friends envy our carefree where we can have at least 2 vacations per year. Suddenly our life started to change.........................
I will be writing chapter 2 shortly :D
cavemanng
08-12-2011, 08:31 PM
Chapter 2 (Receiving the news of my china posting)
It was a usual Mon morning when I receive a call from my vice president who is overseas.
Vice President: Good morning, Wong
Me: Good morning! How's things going
Vice President: Great! I have a great news for you. Well, we need someone to revamp our china operations and as you are aware, the old group of management arent doing so well.
Me: Well, I dont have plans to move overseas. Further more, I am reluctant to be away from my wife.
Vice President: Wong, we have considered a few of our key management staff and we feel that you are the most suitable candidate. You are good in english and mandarin. In addition, you are technically incline and also you have lots of experience in R&D, Procurement and Project management. Furthermore, you have the required leadership to lead them out of this crisis
Me: Ok boss, l dont have plans to be there permanently but I dont mind spending 3 weeks in China and 1 week back in Singapore to see whether I can adapt to this new appointment. Well, if I like the place, who knows?
Vice President: Ok, sounds great! I will issue a memo out to them but get ready for your trip! I am sure you will love that place!
Seriously, I dont know how to react to this news and I spent the whole day sitting aimlessly in my office until I go home. I read home early and have dinner with my wife before both of us head towards our study room to do our work.
Me: Dear, I have something to talk to you.
My wife: Yes, what's up. I have an urgent report to submit but I will always have time for you.
Me: Well, my boss ask me to take up an overseas appointment and I am reluctant to do it! I dont want to be away from home.
My wife: Well, if you look at this in a different perspective, I think you will gain a lot of valuable exposure. Anyway, this will make your CV looks even better. Why not give it a shot?
Me: Well, but I will be away for long period of time.
My wife: It is not a problem. With today's technology, we have skype, facetime and many other means of communication. Furthermore, China is just a few hours away.
Me: .....................................
My wife: Hey, dont be a big kid! Just don't fool around as I know there are many beautiful girls in China!
cavemanng
08-12-2011, 08:51 PM
Chapter 3: The day finally came
My PA: Good morning boss! Please be reminded that your flight is at 2pm in the afternoon.
Me: Yeah. I know that...(Still reluctant to go)
My PA: Sorry boss, I couldnt accompany you for this overseas appointment but enjoy yourself :)
Me: Well, if I am there permanently, you can kiss your job goodbye. You better pray I hate that place. Haha!
My PA: Haha! Take care boss.
I sat in the business class on our beloved Singapore airlines and I realize that the hotter and younger chicks are in economy class. Wrong choice!
After a few hours, I finally landed. I walked out of the arrival hall and there is a lady and a guy holding a board with my name on it! Our conversation is in chinese but I will write in english
Joyce: Good evening boss, my name is Joyce and I am your new PA when you are in china
Me: Wow! China is a place with lots of beauty. With a closer look, I can see she has a great figure! I estimate her boob size is at least 34E and she is very slim. She has a little expose cleavage but not a lot.
Joyce: Boss, this is your personal driver, Xiao Li.
Xiao Li: Good evening boss!
Joyce: Boss, we will send you back to your hotel before we bring you for dinner.
Me: Well, I am tired so let me settle my dinner at the hotel and both of you can go once you drop me off.
Both of them dropped me off at the hotel and I walk around the hotel exploring what's there in China
cavemanng
08-12-2011, 09:19 PM
Chapter 4: Knowing Ping
I walk around the premises and realize that there are many massage parlours where they do body and leg massage for a fraction of the prices in Singapore. Since I had a tiring journey today, I should pamper myself today. I walked into a shop where the deco is quite nice and I am served by a young lady.
Young Lady: Good evening. We have foot and body massage. What do you like to have?
Me: Ok, I will go for an hour of foot massage
One hour flies and I am about to pay when I see a stunning lady in her middle thirties.
Ping: How are you? Are you from Beijing?
Me: No, I am from Singapore.
Ping: Oh Singapore! Nice country. My name is Ping and I own 3 massage parlours.
Me: Wow! That's very capable of you. My name is Wong. From her look, I can tell she is not a simple lady but is one that has both beauty and brains.
Ping: This is my card and this is number. Do you mind leaving me your number as well?
Me: Ok, no problem! Anyway, it is my company mobile.
After the massage, I return to my hotel, call my wife and I went to bed.
Xiao Li and Joyce came punctually to pick me up from the hotel at 9am.
Joyce: Boss, the management team is waiting for you in office
Me: Ok, let's go
When I reach office, I am greet by the china senior management. The names of those assholes are not important in these story. Anyway, once I am in China, I start to understand what is the meaning of 管管相互。 (Means all officials protects one another).
Joyce: Boss, later at 1pm, the senior management wants to buy you a welcome lunch.
Me: Thinking (Trying to carry my balls). No, I am told there is a canteen here which cater food for the staff, can I take a look? Let me try the food there.
HR Manager: Erh...Are you sure boss?
Me: Yes, let's go after this meeting
I went to the canteen with those senior management and from there, I can see a huge difference in the treatment between a management staff and a worker.
Worker area:
1) Totally hot like hell. Once you step in, it feels so warm
2) Food is like shit! Worst than the time when I am in army more than 10 years ago
3) Whole area is dirty like shit!
4) Those workers are practically treated like dogs
Management area:
1) Fully aircon
2) Newly and nicely decorated
3) Food like hotel standard
4) Practically treated like king
Me: HR Manager! What is this! How can we treat our worker like this?
HR Manager: Boss, this is China. They are just lowly workers
Me: I dont expect to treat them like king but we must at least give them a place where it is fit for human being. Look at the weather, it is so hot and how can we let them eat in a place where there is even no ventilation!
HR Manager: Boss, not possible as this is not the practise in China
Me: If you dont get any fan installed within 3 days, you will not eat in the management canteen anymore but will also join the workers at their canteen. If this is not done within a week, then all the senior management including myself will be eating in the worker's canteen. I will close down the management canteen from then onwards! UNDERSTAND!
I think I did a bad job in my 1st day at work but I think proposal working in China is really not for me.
Ring Ring.......!
Me: Hello
Ping: Hello Wong, this is Ping. Remember me?
Me: Of course, you are that pretty lady I met yesterday! Haha! Starting to be cheeky
Ping: Hehe! No one says I am pretty. You are so sweet.
Me: What's up
Ping: Hey, are you free? Just want to ask you whether you want to have dinner together. We are considered friends right?
Me: Of course. Where should I meet you?
Ping: Where is your office? I will pick you up from there?
Me: Erh...Xiao Li! Can you tell her what is our office address?
Ping: Got it! I will be there in 30 mins
Me: Sure!
smartke
08-12-2011, 09:41 PM
i luv china! pls tell me... pls tell more... :D:p
RiderHong
08-12-2011, 10:19 PM
camping for more
Feilong
08-12-2011, 10:31 PM
Subbed. Hope to see more :)
Crazy4Love
08-12-2011, 10:35 PM
Missed those days handling China market's and help built a production plant there. Heard that the production plant had been shut down few years after I left the company.
Had a great time there especially if you know how to...... :)
simple2kee
08-12-2011, 11:00 PM
interesting story!
Stimsia
08-12-2011, 11:30 PM
In china,
If you have the money you have many honeys;)
TS 2 direction stories interesting
1) teaching respect for all in the workplace:)
2) hooking up with massage parlor lady boss...should vbe more interesting:D
owl888
08-12-2011, 11:46 PM
Wow, Ping sounds interesting....wonder how she looks? :p
Upzz my 3 pts to support your story. Cheers!
cavemanng
08-12-2011, 11:57 PM
Sorry guys for the delay. Just met up with Ping just now so it disrupt my story slight. Trying to write another chapter before I end for the day.
Chapter 5: Dinner time
I sat in my office waiting for Ping to turn up. To be honest, this lady has her own class and is quite successful. She is just in her thirties, slim, charming and looks exactly like a career woman. My 1st impression is she can be a senior management staff at any company.
Ring ring.................My mobile rang.
Ping: Wong, I am here at the security post. Come over
Me: Ok, give me 5 minutes to pick up my stuff. I arrived at the gate 5 mins later. Ping droves a red Mercedez Benz.
Ping: Come, let's hop on. We are running late.
Me: So where are we going for dinner?
Ping: I will bring you to a place
We spent a few hours having dinner and drinking some red wine, trying to know more about one another.
Ping actually divorce her husband many years back and then started running her own business. Things are going pretty well but I can tell that she put a lot of effort into her business.
She told me she had to go drinking with some big japanese clients as they introduce a lot of business to her. In addition, there is also this group of china guys (about 7) who always ask her out for dinner and always trying to get her drunk. I know what they are scheming. Haha!
I stopped her after her 2nd glass of red wine as I think it is dangerous to drink drive. She appreciated it and say I am the first person to stop her from drinking. I am a lousy drinker myself and I thought I will be the one who get drunk 1st.
She sped off an 120km/hr back to my hotel and I had to ask her to slow down as I dont want to die early. When I reach hotel, she held on to my arms and thank me for having dinner with her.
Interestingly, I dont know why but I feel a bit attracted to her
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 12:11 AM
Chapter 6: Our relationship progresses
I spend the next 3-4 days screwing some of the staff for the shitty things that they did. I feel I did well because the HR manager install some fan and improve the air ventilation of the canteen. He also asked the caterer to improve the condition of the food and I feel relieve because despite being a very demanding boss, I always care for the welfare of the workers. I think I need a long long time before I can really clean up these act and I need to hire 1-2 right hand men to help me with this task.
Ping called my mobile and ask me out again. This time round, we had coffee at a small and cosy coffee house. :D
Ping: Wong, when are you going back to Singapore?
Me: Tomorrow midnight. I will be taking the midnight flight and have to stay in Singapore for a week as there will be a senior management meeting
Ping: What! So fast? I thought you are staying for another week.
Me: No. I dont have a choice as this is a big meeting
Ping: ...................................
Me: Well, do you miss me? Trying to be cheeky again
Ping: Yes. I dont know why but when I dont see you for the past few days, I feel very weird.
Me: Laughing inside my heart. Er.....I have good feelings about you too....
Ping reluctantly drop me near my hotel but this time round, she didnt drive into the lobby but stop by the road side. Before I can alight, she give me a kiss on my lips. I am shocked for what she did and I pause for a while. Both of us alight and she gave me a big hug.
Ping: I am going to miss you.
After saying this, she hopped onto her car and sped off before I could react.
My initial plan was to leave for the airport directly after work as I am catching a midnight flight. Because of Ping's reaction, I thought I have to amend my schedule a bit.
Guys, got to go. Meeting up with Ping. :D I will be back tomorrow
justwanadoit
09-12-2011, 12:23 AM
really so eaSY in china?
dennischan
09-12-2011, 01:13 AM
camping here!
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 03:20 AM
Damn shag! Just to share some info. In china, nothing such as easy or difficult. Some work here for years but still single. Some like one of our director has lots of girlfriend. Based on my experience, the following matters:
1) Passport. If u r Chinese n hold American, European or Singapore passport, usually have advantage
2) Upbringing. I think Singaporean have pretty good reputation in china. Usually soft spoken, can taunt the ladies a bit etc
3) Job and status. Difficult to tell but sometimes can see
Reminder:
1) If want to cheong in china, keep most of ur money back in SG. I only keep rmb15,000 in my china bank which is enough to spend as every month will get claims back. On company expense, just use credit card.
2) Try to target average group. Hotel manager, supervisor etc.
3) Patience. Like planting trees, slow and steady
If u make it, great sense of achievement rather than paying girls to sleep with u. Of course, lots of effort needed.
joew2005
09-12-2011, 06:35 AM
it is so nice 2 see stoies of experience in greater china. :)
Ace Spade
09-12-2011, 07:48 AM
Nice experience, camping here :)
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 08:29 AM
Damn shag today. Ping left my hotel at 2am yesterday and I need to travel to another subsidiary in China today. :( Really killing me but before I start my day, let me write another chapter
Chapter 7: The day before I returned.
I went to my company as usual.
Me: Joyce, tonight I may not need Xiao Li and you to send me to the airport. My flight is late at the midnight and you guys also need some sleep. Maybe you can get me a taxi to drop me directly at the airport
Joyce: But boss, we are suppose to take care of all your needs. Later you get lost then how?
Me: Dont worry, just do as I say.
I didnt manage to concentrate on my work after what happen yesterday night with Ping. I picked up my phone and call Ping.
Me: Hello, Ping! Good morning
Ping: Hello. So early today, I am still sleeping.
Me: Wow! You are really a lazy pig. Still sleeping at 10am. :D
Ping: I am the boss and I can sleep till whatever time I want.
Me: Hey Ping, I make some adjustments tonight. My driver wont be driving me to the airport so I thought I can meet up with you for dinner and then probably you can drive me off to the airport
Ping: What!!! Really? Ok, I will cancel all my appointment and will give you all my time from 5pm till midnight. Happy or not?
Me: Yeah! Of course happy. Pretty gal keeping me accompany
Ping: Ok, I will pick you up from your office from the usual place.
I really feel time is crawling and it is the first time I have such feeling because I always wanted to leave China and return home until I met Ping. My subordinates are happy to see me leave for a week and it is a week of party time to them. At last, after a long and hard wait, it is time to knock off.
Ping: Hello Wong, I am here already. Ready to go? Last time still taking your time. Time is precious
Me: Ok. Coming
Once I saw Ping, she immediately gave me a hug and a peek on my cheek.
Me: Hey, dont be like this. This is my office and if others see then how?
Ping: Ok, let me drive you to my place.
Before I can say a word, she sped off to her 3 bedroom condominum nearby and park her car at the allocated carpark
Ping: Sorry, I need to grab my mobile phone charger from my house so I have to return home 1st. I will bring you up but you will just stand outside the main door. Cannot come in. Agree?
Me: Ok. (Seems like a step closer to objective?)
As usual, I obey all the rules and just waited outside her house instead.
Ping: You are a good boy. Usually, lots of people are finding reasons to come to my place but when I ask you to stay outside, you didnt agrue with me and just do as I said. (Happily giggling)
Me: Well, it is your place. I wanted to charge in but how do I know nobody is there to ambush me. Haha!
Ping called one of her worker to reserve a private room for both of us and pack some local food. To me, food is not important at this stage, just a piece of bread can last me through the night.
Me: Wow! You reserve such a big private room for us. No need to do business?
Ping: I am yours today, dont talk about business. Anyday also can do business.
We sat down and have some food. After that I rested on the cosy sofa bed (It is those chair you seat for foot massage and can incline downwards).
Ping just come over and rested beside me. As you know the chair is big but not huge enough for 2.
Ping: Wong, I want to tell you something. I dont know why but when you are not by my side, I feel lonely. When you are around, I feel so happy
Me: Yes, me too (As you know, it is very painful to be alone in a big city without friends, love ones etc).
Ping: She planted a light peck on my lips.
Me: I looked at her in her eyes and kiss her lightly.
Luckily as a marriage man, I am well train in this. I slowly kissed her lips and then move on slowly to her neck and then to her ears and then back to her lips again. It started with light kisses before it before more intense.
I slightly stick a bit of my tongue into her mouth, retract it and stick it into her mouth again. It lasted for about 5-10 mins before I start to kiss her more fiercely. Very soon, we are already frenching like mad. Her ears are really so sensitive and as soon as I lick or suck her earlobe, I can hear her moaning.
Ping: Ah......Ah...........
Me: Not so loud! People can hear....
Ping: You are really naughty.
Me: When guy is not naughty, women wont like (Translated from a phrase in chinese)
I only kiss and hug her that day without proceeding further as I know this kind of thing cannot rush. I didnt touch her breast or finger her pussy as I know the time is not ripe. Furthermore, I need to return home so this is not the time to start doing this.
If she dont feel offended, I can kiss my chance goodbye. I am on the road to victory as I know she love the way I kissed her!
Ping: Aiya, why so fast 9pm already!
Me: Time flies when we are having fun! I need to go, need to check in 1hr 30 mins before flight
Ping: Dont scare. I can drive very fast.
Me: No no. Drive slowly.
As we walked downstairs, Ping sling her hands around my arms and walk downstairs. I can sense victory is almost close! Damn it! Which idiot arrange the meeting next week, how I wished I can stay in China
Ping drove slowly to the airport.
Me: Ping, today you drive very slow. Not like your style
Ping: From today onwards, when you are around, I will drive slowly. I want to spend every single minute with you.
After 40 mins of driving, we reached the airport. Ping parked her car at the side and drop off with me
Me: Ping, cannot park your car here! This is the drop off area!
Ping: I dont care, I got lots of money to pay the fine. They can tow my car away
Me: You are really a crazy woman.
She sling her hands and my arms and walk with me into the departure hall. As I am going in, she give a long intense hug and kiss me on my lips.
Ping: You must come back soon. I will miss you.
Me: Ok, I promise immediately after the meeting.
Ping: Goodbye dear!
I reluctantly flew back to Singapore on that day. :(
Next installment will be where the action starts. I hope I can find time to write tonight.
michael_368
09-12-2011, 09:50 AM
Thanks bro,
Very interesting story, pls do cont.:D
alvinskoh
09-12-2011, 10:00 AM
Bro, good and exciting story...
Keep cumming....
I like you approach.... slow and steady...
Cheers
sex crusader
09-12-2011, 10:05 AM
Awesome story... Making me horny oredi. Few weeks more to see my babe in china. :p
feral888
09-12-2011, 02:54 PM
Waiting to read what is it like to be a boss in China.
12121212
09-12-2011, 04:09 PM
Nice thread!!!
ZhuGeLiang
09-12-2011, 04:41 PM
Ah .... good education on China thread, something new for me to learn. Keep it up!
andythai
09-12-2011, 06:36 PM
enjoy reading your encounters bro. :)
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 07:09 PM
Chapter 8 (Staying in Singapore)
a) Mon
Well, I landed in Singapore and had 1-2 days rest before I report for work.
VP: Hey, Wong! How's life in China?
Me: Well, horrible mess out there, I need to restructure the top level soon else we are doom. They way they treat the workers are absolutely ridiculous and totally no human rights.
VP: Take it easy! That's China
Me: Boss, the previous chinese guy screwed everything up there. He insulted people who perform poorly in front of the whole company and also make the working condition so horrible. Now I need to restructure 1/2 the senior management as they are crap!
VP: Haha! I know you are the right man for this job but dont get too carried away. China is a fun place. Moreover, you know I hire Joyce specially for you.
Me: Joyce? For me?
VP: She's gorgeous isn't she? Dont get me wrong. Wong, you are a smart and strong leader and have good integrity but you know nuts about China. China is a dangerous place especially you dont know what you are doing. Being capable doesnt mean anything if you are dealing with Chinese. Joyce is extremely familiar with labour, tax law and the way Chinese do business. She will look after you.
Me: Oh! Ok, I will talk to her when I am back.
I decided not to call Ping despite I am dying to because I feel it is a test of mental strength now and the first one who call will be the one that miss the other more.
I walked into my office and close the door. Taking a piece of paper, I drafted out what I want to do. I need to hire a left hand man to help me and also another guy to head the research team.
Usually when I hire management staff, I look at the following attributes: -
1) IQ = Need not be extremely smart but must be reasonably smart
2) EQ = Very important attributes because in my opinion, it is more important than IQ
3) Integrity = Extremely important especially in China where there are a lot of bribery and other nonsense
4) Strategy management = How to grow the department and company in future.
I attended a few meeting and call it a day
b) Tue
Everything is normal until Ping call
Ping: Morning Wong! I didnt hear from you so I thought how is things going?
Me: Boring. Meeting meeting and more meeting till fri
Ping: Dear, I miss you. Can you come back faster?
Me: I want to but I cant. I have to be around for all these meeting else I will not bear to leave you. (Sweet talk again)
Ping: Hehe! I am so happy. Can I call you as and when I want?
Me: Of course, I will definitely be there no matter how busy you are. (Sweet talk again)
We talk for another 10 mins before we ended our conversation. I feel I did so well and everythnig progress according to my plan. :D
c) Thur
This day is extremely horrible for me as I screw up everything! My mobile phone battery is flat so I left my phone in my office to charge. I left to attend a management meeting which lasted for more than 2 hours.
When I return to my office, I saw 3 miss call from Ping and an SMS
Ping's sms: It is annoying. I miss you and call you 3 times also dont want to answer my call.
I immediately call and sweet talk her and say I am in a meeting and my phone is flat.
In the afternoon, I had a presentation and I put my mobile on silent. I hate to be disrupted in a presentation and I never answer my call. After presentation, I took a look at my phone and saw 2 missed call from Ping..
I ring her up immediately and no one answer until I call the 3rd time.
Ping: What do you want!!!! Why did you call me?
Me: I return your call. Miss me is it? (Starting to sweet talk to her)
Ping: I hate you! I ask you whether I can call you anytime and you say "Yes". I call you 5 times and you never even pick up a single call! I wont call you in future!! She just hang up
I feel extremely upset because I screw up my show! Ah..................!!!!!! What the heck did I do? Will my plan backfire? I wanted to fly over to explain to her tomorrow but I simply cant leave.
d) Fri
At 11am, I call Ping again.
Me: Ping, sorry...Dont be angry
Ping: I am not angry! (Still sounds angry). Let's talk when you return. I got to go. When you come, you call me because I wont call you because you will never pick up your call.
Me: Thinking (Knn, suan me again)
Shit! She is still upset but I still manage to salvage the situation a bit because she ask me to call her when I arrive. :D. I call my PA to book the 1st flight out to China on monday morning
I spend my Sat and Sun with my wife and be a good boy. :D
At last! Mon came after a long long wait! :D
thomas88
09-12-2011, 07:42 PM
Interesting story....camping here
Syrus
09-12-2011, 07:45 PM
camping for more....TS~
Reoxy
09-12-2011, 07:49 PM
Good Story!
I like!
Worked in Shanghai few years just came back this year.
Can hire me as your left-hand?:D
Pls update your story soon.
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 07:53 PM
Chapter 9: Flying back to China
I woke up at 5am and get ready to leave house. I drop Ping an sms saying "Dear, when you wake up, I will be up in the sky and by the time you have lunch, I would be in China. See you later."
I walked to the DFS shop and get a bottle of Dior perfume for Ping. I also got 1 cute soft toy for her as I think all women no matter young or old will like cute stuff.
I got an sms from Ping saying "I cant sleep yesterday because I am very excited".
Bingo. My chance boosted by another 10%. With my Dior perfume and my toy, I think I should be close to 80%. I must not score an own goal again. :D
Flight to China is boring as usual but I got my Ipad and also my Bose noise cancelling headphone so I can keep myself well entertained. The senior flight stewardess is a lau chio who shows ample cleavage when she bends down and serve my food. I nearly had a nosebleed....:eek:
At last my flight landed! I sms Ping to say I will be at her shop to meet her in 1 hours time. Joyce and Xiao Li are at the airport to meet me.
Xiao Li: Boss, office or hotel?
Me: Li Ge (Usually I address an older person as Bro despite he is only my driver), hotel. I got some urgent stuff to settle. You guys can go off once you drop me.
Joyce: Boss, very usual of you. Now it is only 2pm and you are going back to your hotel...
Me: Joyce, boss need to see my girlfriend before I start work. (Saying in a cheeky manner)
Joyce and Xiao Li: Hahaha (Laughing loud)
Me: Li Ge, drive faster.
Once I checked it, I rush over to Ping's shop but to my astonishment, I didnt see her car parked outside her shop. I rush into her shop and ask her staff.
Me: Where is boss? She is suppose to meet me
Her staff: Dunno, she went out already
Me: Wow! Kana fly aeroplane. I came out of the shop very disappointed
Suddenly my handphone rings. It's Ping!!
Me: Hello Ping. Where are you?
Ping: Meeting another lover. Haha! Sorry, I dont have time today :D
Me: Wow! The sky seems to be crashing on me. I stay silent for 5 secs.
Ping: Look across the street!
I looked across the street and saw Ping.
Ping: Haha! Serve you right for not answering my call. Punish you.
She walk across the road and hold my hand and led me into her shop. We went to the same room (The one before I left for Singapore).
Before I can do anything, Ping give me a long hug....
Ping: I miss you so much. I swear never to call you but I still call you.
Bingo, I know she miss me a lot.
Ping: I need to run an errand and then also go to the bank. Be a good boy, later I go over to your hotel.
Me: Huh! Hotel!
Ping: No evil thoughts. Just go over to talk only and dont be naughty
I went back to the hotel and had my dinner.
At about 8pm, Ping call.
Ping: Wong, come down and pick me. I cant go up as I dont have an access card
Me: Oh ya, I forgot that the security at the hotel is very tight
I pick Ping up to my room. When she steps into my room, she immediately rest on my bed.
Ping: Wow! Your room so cosy...Your company pay so much for your accommodation. You can pay 50% cheaper if you rent a place outside
Me: Dont want. Who is going to make breakfast for me and also tidy up my room?
Ping: If you have your own place, I will do everything for you.
Me: Well, I dont have plans for that yet. I still prefer hotel as it is more cosy
Ping signal to me to go over and hug her.
Me: So how, miss me or not?
Ping start to kiss me and I slowly kiss and french her then lick her earlobe and also kiss her neck.
Ping: ah.................Started to moan very loud
Me: Hey, I didnt do anything yet, dont moan so loud. Later my neighbour complain.
Ping: What! You are really naughty
Me: Who is the one that is naughty?
We kiss again and this time round, I started to fondle her breast from the outside. Slow and steady. She try to push my hand away and try to block my hand but after a few attempts, she gave up
I started to fondle her breast and kiss her at the same time. I realise that she moan loudly whenever I play with her earlobe and I immedaitely now it is her weakness. Bingo
After 10 mins of intense kissing and fondling, I start to put my hands under her blouse and slowly start to feel her breast. Despite some resistance, I manage to unhook her bra (Luckily very well train already as a married man). Haha!
I continue to fondle her and kiss her until she is extremely high. She is practically screaming and I am extremely worried I will receive a complaint letter tomorrow.
Ping: Ah!!!! You make me so high. I want but I cant! (Having her period)
Me: Despite my disappointment, I continue to kiss, lick and caress her. :D
Ping: It will clear 3 days later. Be patient ok.
Me: (Thinking) Hehe! Winner. Anyway it is time to stop. Cannot go too fast as it will frighten her. I am sure I will be a winner in 3 day's time
Victory is approaching. I hug her in my arms and we sleep until the second day. I woke up at 8am and get myself ready for work. Ping started to dress up and is ready to leave by 830am.
Ping: Dear, you want me to drive you to office?
Me: Dont want. Later people see not good. How come we are together so early in the morning. Anyway, my driver will pick me up.
Ping: Ok then. Let's have dinner tonight. I will pick you up. Usual time.
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 07:55 PM
Good Story!
I like!
Worked in Shanghai few years just came back this year.
Can hire me as your left-hand?:D
Pls update your story soon.
Bro, please share you story. I am actually quite tired of China life. I miss my wife, my friends and my family. Nothing can actually replace them, not even Ping. :(
Reoxy
09-12-2011, 07:59 PM
Bro, please share you story. I am actually quite tired of China life. I miss my wife, my friends and my family. Nothing can actually replace them, not even Ping.
I have no story because my wife with me all the while in Shanghai:D
My escapades are limited to Prostitutes which are SOP - One Dragon Service so no need to elaborate right?:p
Yeah agree with you about missing friends and family...Why do you think I came back? In China I am the top dog but it also comes with top shit..haha...:mad: Better come back be little dog and no shit...;)
cavemanng
09-12-2011, 08:23 PM
Bro
I totally agree with you. A lot of bros pm me to ask a few questions so I thought I answer them here: -
1) China Visa. Very easy to apply if you have a degree onwards. Just ask your company to write a letter then put a company stamp (Must be the emperor seal type and also red color)
2) China bank account. Just go to any bank and just give them your passport. Tell them you earn RMB10,000 per month and use your company address as your mailing address and they will open a saving account with ATM card for you.
3) A lot of ppl envy my job. Please no need to be envy because after a while, you will be sick of it. We are the top dog there but when we knock off, we face 4 pretty and outstanding wall and we are like a jailbird. Haha! Damn boring and nothing to do except drink, go out with girls and eat.
4) A few bro is interested to know more about Ping. To be honest, she is a very difficult lady to deal with. Later when I write further, you will know why. A businesswoman in China is not simple at all. If you think that a scholar is smart, I can tell you I even lose in the battle of wits with Ping. Haha! Despite I am a top dog in my company, if I put it in a blunt way, I am a toyboy to her. Haha!
Lastly, when we are in Singapore, we heard stories about people having mistress in China and in the end destroy their own family. A lot of my friends including myself laughed it off and feel that they are stupid. With myself here personally, I can tell you 生不由己。Now I start to understand why this thing happens.
I will try to write more tomorrow. :D
Reoxy
09-12-2011, 08:53 PM
Yes.
My experience: Chinese Renminbi is meant for Chinese. Foreigners very difficult to make. I have seen MNC close down their branches in Shanghai after a few years. Back in Europe/ US they may be a billion dollar company. Come to China every year bleed a few million. Who can take it?:D
That is why I feel lucky that my wife is there with me. At least no chance for me to get close with any girls. Else I think I sure kena KC deep deep also.
Those PRC women we see in Singapore are no way close to the skills those in China have. Very Skillful. Die also duno why.;)
smartke
09-12-2011, 09:00 PM
Bro, please share you story. I am actually quite tired of China life. I miss my wife, my friends and my family. Nothing can actually replace them, not even Ping. :(
sigh... how i really wish tat i can get a job in china! :(:( and i'm still hoping for it! :o
owl888
09-12-2011, 11:12 PM
sigh... how i really wish tat i can get a job in china! :(:( and i'm still hoping for it! :o
Send your CV to cavemanng....he looking for left and right hand man :D
cavemanng
10-12-2011, 12:56 AM
The important thing is never be committed in the relationship. Play play a bit can already. Sometimes after you bed them, end of the story. :D
China is a place where suddenly becomes vibrant when you are involve with a few women. Haha!
cavemanng
10-12-2011, 12:58 AM
sigh... how i really wish tat i can get a job in china! :(:( and i'm still hoping for it! :o
You are out of your mind to think of that. If you ask all the top dogs here, none wants to stay but because of the package everyone is drawing, all are enduring....
All my friends look at my job and they feel it is a dream job but I can tell you in reality, nothing spectacular. :p
tan-tan
10-12-2011, 01:28 AM
eh... no offense hor.
管管相互 should be 官官相互
生不由己 should be 身不由己
:D
Camping here to see how the story goes.
man2man
10-12-2011, 01:33 AM
Hi cavemanng
buket full of water dont make much noice....there are a lot of old ,veteran from china..can actually write books on experience in china..
sorry to say..your story is too 'keah'[ fake..]
want to learn from real experience?/ pay school fees first..ha ha ha
anyway..nice story to read...keep it up..
joew2005
10-12-2011, 01:39 AM
ya ... pls continue. :)
I don't mind top dog with certain amount of shit for a few years in China
No pain no gain ma
Everything come with a price:)
smartke
10-12-2011, 09:33 AM
You are out of your mind to think of that. If you ask all the top dogs here, none wants to stay but because of the package everyone is drawing, all are enduring....
All my friends look at my job and they feel it is a dream job but I can tell you in reality, nothing spectacular. :p
i'm not aimin for top pos, mid will do. main aim is the pkg & the 'fun nearby'. it's always nearer/shorter to fly within china, agree? ;)
well, it is a dream job for the singles, esp those in the 30s to 40s. i'm one of them tat still hv not met the right one... :(
sixnine
10-12-2011, 11:10 AM
Nice thread, TS.
It reminds me of my job posting in Shanghai several years ago, 2 years of dogged work but damn shiok and addictive fun after work....:D
SHalone
10-12-2011, 11:29 AM
i'm not aimin for top pos, mid will do. main aim is the pkg & the 'fun nearby'. it's always nearer/shorter to fly within china, agree? ;)
well, it is a dream job for the singles, esp those in the 30s to 40s. i'm one of them tat still hv not met the right one... :(
If your current company has an operation in china, ask for a transfer but don't expect expat pay. I took more 30% pay cut to come china 2 years ago. But very soon I was head hunted, the package now is even better than what I used to get in singapore. The head hunters here are damn aggressive. I used to receive a call per month by those head hunter.
But I am no top dog, just mid level management in early 30. So no driver, no PA. Even my direct boss is not the top dog.
But The personal and work experience in china is rather interesting. You gain some, you lose some. For me it's this case.
I promise myself I would pen it down when I leave this place all my ups and downs.
smartke
10-12-2011, 11:53 AM
If your current company has an operation in china, ask for a transfer but don't expect expat pay. I took more 30% pay cut to come china 2 years ago. But very soon I was head hunted, the package now is even better than what I used to get in singapore. The head hunters here are damn aggressive. I used to receive a call per month by those head hunter.
But I am no top dog, just mid level management in early 30. So no driver, no PA. Even my direct boss is not the top dog.
But The personal and work experience in china is rather interesting. You gain some, you lose some. For me it's this case.
I promise myself I would pen it down when I leave this place all my ups and downs.
thks bro SHalone.
actually, i'm lookin for company tat allows me to hv such exposure, as in, transfer to china for overseas exposure, or company tat can directly attached to china. :)
HunterJ
10-12-2011, 12:16 PM
I really love your story. Missing the days I was in China previously too !!
But I do agree with TS bro, flying around may make people envious of you, but end of the day it is quite boring and lonely when you are out there by yourself.
diputs1269
10-12-2011, 12:41 PM
eh... no offense hor.
管管相互 should be 官官相互
生不由己 should be 身不由己
:D
Camping here to see how the story goes.
Thanks for the corrections, at least I learn something, upz :)
12121212
11-12-2011, 06:46 AM
Ts...great story..pls continue..
indubitable
11-12-2011, 07:10 AM
Thanks for sharing. I don't enjoy jetting around often. I missed my family each time I travelled and it's always quite bad on the first night.
naturegreen
11-12-2011, 08:29 AM
Well done, a good story TS. Pls go on.
Tango6six
11-12-2011, 05:46 PM
Bro
Lastly, when we are in Singapore, we heard stories about people having mistress in China and in the end destroy their own family. A lot of my friends including myself laughed it off and feel that they are stupid. With myself here personally, I can tell you 生不由己。Now I start to understand why this thing happens.
:D
It is not 生不由己, you made your choice too. All these china gongtao, learn how to counter it. Otherwise, you may lost everything.
Reoxy
11-12-2011, 08:32 PM
thks bro SHalone.
actually, i'm lookin for company tat allows me to hv such exposure, as in, transfer to china for overseas exposure, or company tat can directly attached to china. :)
Actually many SMEs now looking for people to expand into China.
If you can stand the way they work, you can look around.;)
smartke
11-12-2011, 08:43 PM
Actually many SMEs now looking for people to expand into China.
If you can stand the way they work, you can look around.;)
u got any of such 'lobangs' to intro/recommend?
thks in adv... :)
Ahh_Boi
12-12-2011, 05:49 AM
u got any of such 'lobangs' to intro/recommend?
thks in adv... :)Can bring me along bor? :D
killer_pussy
12-12-2011, 08:35 AM
Nice story, do keep it up!
HunterJ
12-12-2011, 09:19 AM
Waiting for your next update bro !!
smartke
12-12-2011, 09:23 AM
Can bring me along bor?
daigor, u stalk me ar? :p xiaodi here u also can find me. :eek:
daigor, u damn gd ler... :D:D
wolf2305
12-12-2011, 10:27 AM
Bro, please share you story. I am actually quite tired of China life. I miss my wife, my friends and my family. Nothing can actually replace them, not even Ping. :(
Bro TS,
I have to agree on that, China life is great when you just arrive but it got much boring and the missing family, wife and friends do get to you when the time goes on.
Need a left-hand man, can i apply ? :)
shikoku
12-12-2011, 11:06 AM
各位兄弟:是福是祸,躲不过。别太去羡慕别人的成就。另切记,红颜祸水非是福。兄弟们蜻蜓点水 就好了。
GeMiNiZzzzZzz
12-12-2011, 11:19 AM
Hi cavemanng
buket full of water dont make much noice....there are a lot of old ,veteran from china..can actually write books on experience in china..
sorry to say..your story is too 'keah'[ fake..]
want to learn from real experience?/ pay school fees first..ha ha ha
anyway..nice story to read...keep it up..
Can you even write one for us here :eek:
Guess not..empty vessels make the most noise.
Anyway TS at where huh :D
owl888
12-12-2011, 11:43 AM
各位兄弟:是福是祸,躲不过。别太去羡慕别人的成就。另切记,红颜祸水非是福。兄弟们蜻蜓点水 就好了。
既然躲不过,就不要躲。;)
要红颜就不要怕祸水,不然哪有淫水?
不要深入,哪有收获。
所谓不入虎穴焉得虎子?
哈哈,还是顺其自然、顺天而行。天命不可违 :d
shikoku
12-12-2011, 03:45 PM
既然躲不过,就不要躲。;)
要红颜就不要怕祸水,不然哪有淫水?
不要深入,哪有收获。
所谓不入虎穴焉得虎子?
哈哈,还是顺其自然、顺天而行。天命不可违 :d
兄弟。前面几句挺有意思。后面那句就让小弟献丑了。
所谓不入虎穴焉得“儿”子?哈哈。 随缘!:cool:
naturegreen
13-12-2011, 07:25 PM
Can bring me along bor? :D
Bring me along too!
lightning
13-12-2011, 07:48 PM
Hi cavemanng
buket full of water dont make much noice....there are a lot of old ,veteran from china..can actually write books on experience in china..
sorry to say..your story is too 'keah'[ fake..]
want to learn from real experience?/ pay school fees first..ha ha ha
anyway..nice story to read...keep it up..
I been in China working before, hence from the story written by the TS there have a lot of similarities to what I have experienced. The locals treated Chinese expat with high privillege at work place, but outside treated us like carrot heads if we are not careful. Indeed the canteen is alike swine house with operators to local engineers rushing to canteen like stampede and the food there is very distasting. Only those at the mangement level get the VIP treatment of food and less queue.
But I dun noe why you are doubting him and with a pinch of salt, it looks to me that you did not have oversea working experience.:rolleyes: At least I dare to say not in the China manufacturing environment.
xxFTOxx
13-12-2011, 08:10 PM
What happened to TS?? Too much ping pong ard now no energy to write stories ah? :p Waiting on your next instalment my friend :D
owl888
13-12-2011, 11:16 PM
His hands are tied...........2 hands doing breast massage now :D :D
12121212
14-12-2011, 04:12 AM
What happened to TS?? Too much ping pong ard now no energy to write stories ah? :p Waiting on your next instalment my friend :D
Me too...TS pls continue...:D
shawnieboy
15-12-2011, 02:35 PM
more pls...
dennischan
16-12-2011, 11:45 AM
TS cont pls~~
walan
16-12-2011, 04:04 PM
Very addictive!
nice story bro!
xJay07
16-12-2011, 05:43 PM
nice story bro! keep it cumming!
kukubalonglong
16-12-2011, 10:54 PM
nice story!!
naturegreen
17-12-2011, 09:11 AM
Where is TS? We want more! :D
12121212
18-12-2011, 04:17 AM
Where is TS? We want more! :D
Yes..TS pls continue..had been waiting for a week for your update:D
joew2005
18-12-2011, 06:07 AM
ts,where hv u gone 2 ?? :confused:
junior_cannibal
18-12-2011, 02:49 PM
Yes.
My experience: Chinese Renminbi is meant for Chinese. Foreigners very difficult to make. I have seen MNC close down their branches in Shanghai after a few years. Back in Europe/ US they may be a billion dollar company. Come to China every year bleed a few million. Who can take it?:D
That is why I feel lucky that my wife is there with me. At least no chance for me to get close with any girls. Else I think I sure kena KC deep deep also.
Those PRC women we see in Singapore are no way close to the skills those in China have. Very Skillful. Die also duno why.;)To a large extent I do agree with Bro Reoxy. For the kind of population in China and most of us being in the tier 1 cities, we are always likely to encounter the smart and elite ones of the Chinese. Years ago, when they heard that we were from Singapore or our fellow counterparts from the west, they thought highly of us. Today, a lot of Chinese return to their homeland after graduating or working overseas. Mind you, these were the ones grew up in China. Hence, they certainly understand many more rules and tricks we, the expatriates do not understand.
To begin with, there are a lot of 潜规则 most of us don't understand. Even bribery is an art in China if you are trying to execute. Most of all, like what you mentioned, it is not easy to make money out of the Chinese, needless to say earn and get to spend it. Eat the humble pie, talk less listen and learn more will get us going a longer and safer way when in the land of joy and hate.
smooth288
19-12-2011, 08:33 AM
Chapter 9: Flying back to China
Joyce: Boss, very usual of you. Now it is only 2pm and you are going back to your hotel...
Bro, think you should not give a miss to Joyce, give a shot at Joyce and maybe she can open he rlegs as well if not better than Ping, who knows. You be surprised when they on bed. I tried countless of China professionals there before like lawyers, investment bankers, corporate bankers, and even my boss has a secreteary based in China. Believe, try it, no harm and most of the China girls when they know u expat or from overseas, its so easy for you to help them open their legs and do them that great favors of tasting which they love like hell :)
andythai
19-12-2011, 11:20 AM
bro any more updates? ;)
Mr_don_juan
19-12-2011, 12:43 PM
To a large extent I do agree with Bro Reoxy. For the kind of population in China and most of us being in the tier 1 cities, we are always likely to encounter the smart and elite ones of the Chinese. Years ago, when they heard that we were from Singapore or our fellow counterparts from the west, they thought highly of us. Today, a lot of Chinese return to their homeland after graduating or working overseas. Mind you, these were the ones grew up in China. Hence, they certainly understand many more rules and tricks we, the expatriates do not understand.
To begin with, there are a lot of 潜规则 most of us don't understand. Even bribery is an art in China if you are trying to execute. Most of all, like what you mentioned, it is not easy to make money out of the Chinese, needless to say earn and get to spend it. Eat the humble pie, talk less listen and learn more will get us going a longer and safer way when in the land of joy and hate.
In china, only government jobs pay well the average are like 3-5k RMB (600 - 1k SGD) salary in top tier city like bejing or shanghai for graduates. Unless you know the chinese officials, you may survive well there. Otherwise is pointless to go there to work.
I try set up business once there, is like a stalemate, the chinese there are extremely crafty but i am not stupid either. The rich gap in china is getting wider, there are fine lines to separate them. Just like building a semi-d beside an atap house, a ferrari beside a bicycle and them draw a line to separate them. I see also stunned.. the poor are really poor even in 1st/2nd ring road Beijing wangjingfu.. knn those government officials. :eek:
chenpaul
19-12-2011, 03:20 PM
Camping too :D
jdi813
23-12-2011, 11:27 PM
kinda miss my days in china :o
Asshunter
02-01-2012, 10:50 PM
Great sharing...pls continue!
tikogoh
29-01-2012, 05:08 AM
Threadstarter, I know you're online. Please carry on the story, thank you :)
scamper
29-01-2012, 07:23 AM
Please continue to share. Thanks.
jux4u
29-01-2012, 08:28 AM
Waiting for more!!!:D
cavemanng
29-01-2012, 09:10 AM
Sorry, I have been flying around too much and also back in sg to celebrate new year and lunar new year. Will write next week when I return to china
wally888
30-01-2012, 12:29 AM
TS, tq for showing up again. Camping here........
diputs1269
30-01-2012, 09:06 PM
Welcome back to sinland, waiting for your update:)
sony2002
30-01-2012, 09:21 PM
Had a great time there especially if you know how to...... :)
But great time comes with high cost.
Most things in China are cheap, but I realised that I spend more than when I was in Singapore, my extra allowance also not enough to cover that extra spending!
cavemanng
30-01-2012, 10:37 PM
For Singaporean who work there, I am told income tax is pretty high. I am told it could be 40% or so
chenzong
31-01-2012, 12:44 PM
For Singaporean who work there, I am told income tax is pretty high. I am told it could be 40% or so
Unless you are earning in the 6-digit every month, there are ways to reduce the earnings so that you don't have to pay the higher bracket of 40% or so. But the tax guys are starting to restrict allowances, etc, insisting they be counted in the salary computation. Tough luck.
shawnieboy
10-05-2012, 11:06 AM
camping pls update
asdfghjkl
10-05-2012, 11:24 AM
For Singaporean who work there, I am told income tax is pretty high. I am told it could be 40% or so
what if i am working there under a sg company? dun i pay sg instead? :confused:
sony2002
10-05-2012, 07:01 PM
what if i am working there under a sg company? dun i pay sg instead? :confused:
depends if u are working there longer or shorter than 1 year
bo liao
11-05-2012, 03:31 AM
Chapter 8 (Staying in Singapore)
.....................When I return to my office, I saw 3 miss call from Ping and an SMS
Ping's sms: It is annoying. I miss you and call you 3 times also dont want to answer my call.
I immediately call and sweet talk her and say I am in a meeting and my phone is flat.....................After presentation, I took a look at my phone and saw 2 missed call from Ping..
I ring her up immediately and no one answer until I call the 3rd time.
Ping: What do you want!!!! Why did you call me?
Me: I return your call. Miss me is it? (Starting to sweet talk to her)
Ping: I hate you! I ask you whether I can call you anytime and you say "Yes". I call you 5 times and you never even pick up a single call! I wont call you in future!! She just hang up.....................At 11am, I call Ping again.
Me: Ping, sorry...Dont be angry
Ping: I am not angry! (Still sounds angry). Let's talk when you return. I got to go. When you come, you call me because I wont call you because you will never pick up your call.
from here.... can tell Ping is not simple, she can be rather manipulative or difficult to deal with...
asdfghjkl
11-05-2012, 08:10 AM
depends if u are working there longer or shorter than 1 year
can explain? i was there for 2 years on a single expatriate package and prc never asked me tax? :confused:
chenzong
11-05-2012, 09:35 AM
can explain? i was there for 2 years on a single expatriate package and prc never asked me tax? :confused:
You rcompany has made arrangements to pay your taxes. In other words, your pay is after-tax. It's a common arrangement in China for expatriates.
Finally got a chance to work in china
getting a bit hiccups, thoughts of leaving the comfort zone in sg
my reason was to be with the girl I love
but she doesn't want to leave her home city to be with me
so my primary reason for going china become a realization of the truth that she no longer love me ; (
lebronjames6
06-07-2013, 12:44 PM
bro. cont leh :p
noobmart
10-07-2013, 07:44 AM
This is probably one of the best stories i have read so far in this forum
superhuman
11-07-2013, 11:08 PM
Waiting and camping
hoian
12-07-2013, 12:07 AM
Just a small update. Bank of China need just a minimal amount like RMB50 or something like that and they will issue u acct, ATM card, internet banking access etc. They are like our DBS/POSB. The ones that require ¥10k etc are usually the foreign banks like Hongkong Bank etc.
Bro
I totally agree with you. A lot of bros pm me to ask a few questions so I thought I answer them here: -
2) China bank account. Just go to any bank and just give them your passport. Tell them you earn RMB10,000 per month and use your company address as your mailing address and they will open a saving account with ATM card for you.
JChoo
14-07-2013, 06:42 PM
TS, where are you?:confused:
TS got kc by the woman liao is it. haha... kana chopped?
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