LauheroNo1
30-11-2004, 09:14 PM
(or maybe shd have titled this thread “the flip side of bonking in batam”)
- you will know what I mean when and if u bothered to read on…
I first started going batam probably some ten years ago. Like many newbie eager-beaver, I already started fantasizing abt finding great women and cheap fucks in batam before I stepped foot on this island of sin. I started by first sampling the ceweks in the usual fish tank joints. First impressions are that most cannot make it leh, in terms of looks (esp. so since this ah lau’s have such high standards). All look like kampong chicken, crude and unsophisticated types. Mind you, at the time this lau still in his early thirties, reasonably good looking and still in shape (not like now la, fat and sloppy). Having heard many chionging stories abound about batam being a great place for sex, I then started my eager hunt for a SYT.
Many countless attempts later, this cheongster left feeling dissatisfied and disappointed. Not so pretty ones, slightly pretty ones, I had them all. The results:- lousy sex, mechanical love making- some worse than others, bad breath and body odour, many times cannot do bbbj, hardly any gf feeling, kena all kinds of stories (cewek banyak cerita u now!) abt their lives and problems etc etc. Many a times even paid without bonking, so sien and don’t get what I want. My problem also stems from the fact that I am a hopeless romantic and sentimental, always looking for one to give good service and feeling but looking for this in the unlikeliest of places….batam. Undeterred, I push on….
I thought maybe fish tank ceweks too cheap la, that’s why no standard, so over the years I tried various modes of cewek hunting, from sampling those in more upmarket places like the old Club Bovo (more ex ceweks) and Titanic, booking pros from ktvs and discos, through various “mamis” and even curi ayam in discos like sphinx, planet and pacific. Aiyo, still cannot find one that can make me go “goo-go-ga-ga” i.e steam2 la but many only moderate ones. But funny , sometimes I see many SYTs quite chio ones walking around in the shopping centres and all around Batam, but why cannot find one leh!! The problem with curi ayam from discos is that quite dark cannot see cewek and in disco lights everything look good but later agreed on booking tar pau back to hotel room knn, cewek look quite terok, to the extent that when bonking have to switch off all the lights in the room so no need to lihat her muka la. Ha ha! Sure it happens to the best of us, right!!
Problem with batam is that if your mind is not too preoccupied with sex, there are other distractions…such as gambling!! So Ah Lau when in between his constant quest to find that elusive SYT slowly also got hooked on gambling, first starting on those “horseh” machines in Windsor, Esteca and Studio Lucky in Nagoya. Over the years, this fascination sadly went further and coincided with the sprouting of casinos, jackpot machines, pasang bola games in discos and ktvs. KNN. I can even travel from Waterfront to Nongsa to Nagoya (round trip of entire batam island) just to feed the gambling habit. Aiyo, now so broke from those years of gambling away life savings in batam, faced with sagging career, midlife crisis and retrenchment etc, more the need to look for some form of escapism but just deluding myself into some false sense of happiness by seeking woman companion in batam but again knocking on wrong doors if one is doing that in batam, right!
Wonder if any brudders out there like me, ever returning from batam feeling low and with less self-esteem after blowing away money on ceweks and gambling and feeling full of regrets when in the ferry coming back?? After all these years ah lau still looking for that elusive SYT like some sweet dream and finding that proverbial pot of gold in Batam and chasing rainbows. HA! More like throwing money like rainbows la! Sometimes so frustrated juz pay without thinking and even booked PRC & Russian girls at $400 a pop. But can tell u right away they are 100% Lousy and sad fucks and pay that kinda money real stupid but Lau desperate and wanting to look for beauty pay like sotong lar and regret later……
(to be continued).
- you will know what I mean when and if u bothered to read on…
I first started going batam probably some ten years ago. Like many newbie eager-beaver, I already started fantasizing abt finding great women and cheap fucks in batam before I stepped foot on this island of sin. I started by first sampling the ceweks in the usual fish tank joints. First impressions are that most cannot make it leh, in terms of looks (esp. so since this ah lau’s have such high standards). All look like kampong chicken, crude and unsophisticated types. Mind you, at the time this lau still in his early thirties, reasonably good looking and still in shape (not like now la, fat and sloppy). Having heard many chionging stories abound about batam being a great place for sex, I then started my eager hunt for a SYT.
Many countless attempts later, this cheongster left feeling dissatisfied and disappointed. Not so pretty ones, slightly pretty ones, I had them all. The results:- lousy sex, mechanical love making- some worse than others, bad breath and body odour, many times cannot do bbbj, hardly any gf feeling, kena all kinds of stories (cewek banyak cerita u now!) abt their lives and problems etc etc. Many a times even paid without bonking, so sien and don’t get what I want. My problem also stems from the fact that I am a hopeless romantic and sentimental, always looking for one to give good service and feeling but looking for this in the unlikeliest of places….batam. Undeterred, I push on….
I thought maybe fish tank ceweks too cheap la, that’s why no standard, so over the years I tried various modes of cewek hunting, from sampling those in more upmarket places like the old Club Bovo (more ex ceweks) and Titanic, booking pros from ktvs and discos, through various “mamis” and even curi ayam in discos like sphinx, planet and pacific. Aiyo, still cannot find one that can make me go “goo-go-ga-ga” i.e steam2 la but many only moderate ones. But funny , sometimes I see many SYTs quite chio ones walking around in the shopping centres and all around Batam, but why cannot find one leh!! The problem with curi ayam from discos is that quite dark cannot see cewek and in disco lights everything look good but later agreed on booking tar pau back to hotel room knn, cewek look quite terok, to the extent that when bonking have to switch off all the lights in the room so no need to lihat her muka la. Ha ha! Sure it happens to the best of us, right!!
Problem with batam is that if your mind is not too preoccupied with sex, there are other distractions…such as gambling!! So Ah Lau when in between his constant quest to find that elusive SYT slowly also got hooked on gambling, first starting on those “horseh” machines in Windsor, Esteca and Studio Lucky in Nagoya. Over the years, this fascination sadly went further and coincided with the sprouting of casinos, jackpot machines, pasang bola games in discos and ktvs. KNN. I can even travel from Waterfront to Nongsa to Nagoya (round trip of entire batam island) just to feed the gambling habit. Aiyo, now so broke from those years of gambling away life savings in batam, faced with sagging career, midlife crisis and retrenchment etc, more the need to look for some form of escapism but just deluding myself into some false sense of happiness by seeking woman companion in batam but again knocking on wrong doors if one is doing that in batam, right!
Wonder if any brudders out there like me, ever returning from batam feeling low and with less self-esteem after blowing away money on ceweks and gambling and feeling full of regrets when in the ferry coming back?? After all these years ah lau still looking for that elusive SYT like some sweet dream and finding that proverbial pot of gold in Batam and chasing rainbows. HA! More like throwing money like rainbows la! Sometimes so frustrated juz pay without thinking and even booked PRC & Russian girls at $400 a pop. But can tell u right away they are 100% Lousy and sad fucks and pay that kinda money real stupid but Lau desperate and wanting to look for beauty pay like sotong lar and regret later……
(to be continued).