Looking for a female ... all-in-one :P

[IBCBen]

Let me join in the fun.

Looking for a female all-in-one. All-in-one includes

i) Accountant/Financial Planner (Im a spendthrift. Dont know how to save :( )
ii) GF (Cant be one, at least act like one)
iii) FB (Whenever i need)
iv) Sugarbaby (Yeah, you will get an allowance)
v) Bodyguard ? (Now seems cool to have a female bodyguard following you around eh ?)

So bascially im looking for a Fuckable Sugar GF Bodyguard who has a Degree in Accounting or Financial Planning :D

Criteria :
<30yrs old (if looks below 30 also can)
Degree in Accounting (ex-Financial Planner / Banker also can)
Non-virgin
Knows some martial arts or self defence



Send in your resume now !!! LOL !

[Ladyrain]

Wah Lao eh you . Looking for Angelina Jolie is it? :cool:
I can do role plays! :p

[IBCBen]

Wah Lao eh you . Looking for Angelina Jolie is it? :cool:
I can do role plays! :p

ehh... also can. That be good. Something like that. :D

[Ladyrain]

Ive got my knee high boots, rubber skin tight tube and pants, handcuffs, gun, whip, all ready wor. :p
Whispers* I'll strip you down and whip you hard if you continue running!

[IBCBen]

Ive got my knee high boots, rubber skin tight tube and pants, handcuffs, gun, whip, all ready wor. :p
Whispers* I'll strip you down and whip you hard if you continue running!

ehh... need a bodyguard, not a ... siao char bor :p

[Chanelfingers]

Rofl...
The guys are reallly getting more creative :):D

[IBCBen]

Rofl...
The guys are reallly getting more creative :):D

sigh... no reponse lei :confused::(

[Chanelfingers]

Let me join in the fun.
Me too
Looking for a female all-in-one. All-in-one includes
Lol like all in one printer
i) Accountant/Financial Planner (Im a spendthrift. Dont know how to save )I've dip in accountancy n wrks as a FP
ii) GF (Cant be one, at least act like one)
I can act
iii) FB (Whenever i need)
What about whenever i need?
iv) Sugarbaby (Yeah, you will get an allowance)
How much? Match my salary?
v) Bodyguard ? (Now seems cool to have a female bodyguard following you around eh ?)
tkd trained... Long time ago

So bascially im looking for a Fuckable Sugar GF Bodyguard who has a Degree in Accounting or Financial Planning

Criteria :
<30yrs old (if looks below 30 also can)
27
Degree in Accounting (ex-Financial Planner / Banker also can)
I fall short
Non-virgin
Virgin cannot ah?
Knows some martial arts or self defence
wat ur occupation?
U get maul often?


Send in your resume now !!! LOL !

[IBCBen]

Let me join in the fun.
Me too
Welcome to the fun

Looking for a female all-in-one. All-in-one includes
Lol like all in one printer
Now everything is all-in-one mah esp handphone

i) Accountant/Financial Planner (Im a spendthrift. Dont know how to save )I've dip in accountancy n wrks as a FP
Pass. Qualified

ii) GF (Cant be one, at least act like one)
I can act
Pass. Qualified

iii) FB (Whenever i need)
What about whenever i need?
Then minus yours allowance :p

iv) Sugarbaby (Yeah, you will get an allowance)
How much? Match my salary?
Whats your salary ?

v) Bodyguard ? (Now seems cool to have a female bodyguard following you around eh ?)
tkd trained... Long time ago
Simi colour ? White belt ?

So bascially im looking for a Fuckable Sugar GF Bodyguard who has a Degree in Accounting or Financial Planning

Criteria :
<30yrs old (if looks below 30 also can)
27
Pass. Qualified

Degree in Accounting (ex-Financial Planner / Banker also can)
I fall short
Close one eye. Pass. Qualified

Non-virgin
Virgin cannot ah?
Virgin also can, but not deadfish. Pass. Qualified.

Knows some martial arts or self defence
wat ur occupation?
U get maul often?
No, but cool mah. Just watch the movie The Dictator and also the stupid taiwanese drama that got the character Chen Cong with a chio bu bodyguard :p


Send in your resume now !!! LOL !
Your resume lei ?

[haboomer]

Let me join in the fun.
Me too
Welcome to the fun

Looking for a female all-in-one. All-in-one includes
Lol like all in one printer
Now everything is all-in-one mah esp handphone

i) Accountant/Financial Planner (Im a spendthrift. Dont know how to save )I've dip in accountancy n wrks as a FP
Pass. Qualified

ii) GF (Cant be one, at least act like one)
I can act
Pass. Qualified

iii) FB (Whenever i need)
What about whenever i need?
Then minus yours allowance :p

iv) Sugarbaby (Yeah, you will get an allowance)
How much? Match my salary?
Whats your salary ?

v) Bodyguard ? (Now seems cool to have a female bodyguard following you around eh ?)
tkd trained... Long time ago
Simi colour ? White belt ?

So bascially im looking for a Fuckable Sugar GF Bodyguard who has a Degree in Accounting or Financial Planning

Criteria :
<30yrs old (if looks below 30 also can)
27
Pass. Qualified

Degree in Accounting (ex-Financial Planner / Banker also can)
I fall short
Close one eye. Pass. Qualified

Non-virgin
Virgin cannot ah?
Virgin also can, but not deadfish. Pass. Qualified.

Knows some martial arts or self defence
wat ur occupation?
U get maul often?
No, but cool mah. Just watch the movie The Dictator and also the stupid taiwanese drama that got the character Chen Cong with a chio bu bodyguard :p


Send in your resume now !!! LOL !
Your resume lei ?

Just FYI, I know you can rent Dictator and female body guard style costume at act3, complete with the loud beard! Have fun and do post some photos of your play for the rest of us to drool over... :D

[Chanelfingers]

Whenever u need U get
Do I get whenever I need?


9k +

Black can? Or wat color u want?

Not deadfish...

Wahrao I bth that show

Wat resume?

[cataramp]

Non-virgin


is this even a criteria in SBF? :p

[Chanelfingers]

is this even a criteria in SBF? :p

There's virgin in sbf...
Met afew...
No proof of virginity though

[cataramp]

There's virgin in sbf...
Met afew...
No proof of virginity though

oh really? cannot proof anyway ahhahah!

[IBCBen]

Whenever u need U get
Do I get whenever I need?
No, im the one paying you ! Fail. Rejected

9k +
You think i print money ? Failed. Rejected.

Black can? Or wat color u want?
Can. Pass. Qualified.

Not deadfish...
Pass. Qualified.

Wahrao I bth that show
Dictator or the stupid taiwan drama ?

Wat resume?
You dont know whats a resume ? Failed. Rejected.

[IBCBen]

Ive got my knee high boots, rubber skin tight tube and pants, handcuffs, gun, whip, all ready wor. :p
Whispers* I'll strip you down and whip you hard if you continue running!

I love girls in knee high boots.. dont know why.

[Chanelfingers]

U asked my salary n I answered.:rolleyes:

Hope someone really can match ur budget fuckable Gf bodyguard

Sugar is expensive
If u can't afford dun use the word

[Sen5eS]

U asked my salary n I answered.:rolleyes:

Hope someone really can match ur budget fuckable Gf bodyguard

Sugar is expensive
If u can't afford dun use the word

hehehe give Ben a break lah ... he's just kidding mah ... :p

[Chanelfingers]

hehehe give Ben a break lah ... he's just kidding mah ... :p

I'm kidding too
From first sentence...it's just for Fun

[Ladyrain]

I love girls in knee high boots.. dont know why.

I don't really like wearing boots except for indoor "purposes":p for I always get stared at very often. That will sometimes get me odd pick up lines which drives me crazy. :eek:

[IBCBen]

hehehe give Ben a break lah ... he's just kidding mah ... :p

Is this whole FB/Sugar Baby thingy in SBF real ? People really got hitched up with FB and SB here ? :confused:

[Sg35Drew]

Ive got my knee high boots, rubber skin tight tube and pants, handcuffs, gun, whip, all ready wor. :p
Whispers* I'll strip you down and whip you hard if you continue running!

she can be ur bodyguard la plus gf. haha she will whippp you too if u need hahaha. a joke. hope u find one soon. all the best

[Ladyrain]

He don't want me leh... :p hor, IBcben!

[skyscrape]

i want you! ladyrain!

[Ladyrain]

Omg! I can already imagine this. A man holding me by my arms and saying these three magical words " I want you" looking deeply into my eyes... Going to die.
Men don't dare leh. Hahahahah!
I can look intimidating. :p

[Sg35Drew]

Omg! I can already imagine this. A man holding me by my arms and saying these three magical words " I want you" looking deeply into my eyes... Going to die.
Men don't dare leh. Hahahahah!
I can look intimidating. :p

lovely lah... hahah will ask you out for luch when i back to SGP next week

[Ladyrain]

Huh.. I'm looking for dinner date now leh... :D

[IBCBen]

Huh.. I'm looking for dinner date now leh... :D

I also hungry, can meet you at the Jurong East kopitiam ? :D

[EatPrayLove]

is this even a criteria in SBF? :p

There's virgin in sbf...
Met afew...
No proof of virginity though

lol
virgins are the in thing now?
if so, i know of a few virgins leh. lol! :D

TS, you really serious in finding? if so, i wish you all the best in finding your ideal partner.

[DelisiA]

cb ben u damm free.. haha can handle acc can find girl some more......

[IBCBen]

cb ben u damm free.. haha can handle acc can find girl some more......

Im bored to death ~ :mad:

[Ladyrain]

Hahahahha.. 很好笑! :rolleyes:

[Sen5eS]

I'm kidding too
From first sentence...it's just for Fun

Is this whole FB/Sugar Baby thingy in SBF real ? People really got hitched up with FB and SB here ? :confused:

Ben .... yes they do ... you don't go around boasting about such things right?

She's not kidding about her credentials :D this one is a keeper ... depends on if you've got the right stuff .)

BTW ... CF .... you've given up looking or have you settled into a life of romantic bliss? Hehehe

[IBCBen]

wow got 3 reponses lei ... but hor .....

Damm, why everyone asking $8k !!! :mad:

Thats the market rate ? :confused:

$8k i can bonk 800 FLs in a month, which is 26 FLs in a day, which is 1 FL per hour !!! :eek:

[Sen5eS]

wow got 3 reponses lei ... but hor .....

Damm, why everyone asking $8k !!! :mad:

Thats the market rate ? :confused:

$8k i can bonk 800 FLs in a month, which is 26 FLs in a day, which is 1 FL per hour !!! :eek:

becoz there are things that your sugar hunni can do that your F/L cannot do ?

kekekeke I don't think you can bonk 800 F/Ls in a mth or 26 in a day :eek: sounds like mass production leh hahaha

[Ladyrain]

Yes.. Don't forget those women you bonk ain't exclusive babes for yourself. The women sleep with plenty of men before you and after you. So you also have a lot of diseases that's comes with that amount of babes you are bonking! Now imagine that! Eeeks! :eek:

[Sen5eS]

hahaha r you asking for SGD8k as well ?

[IBCBen]

Yes.. Don't forget those women you bonk ain't exclusive babes for yourself. The women sleep with plenty of men before you and after you. So you also have a lot of diseases that's comes with that amount of babes you are bonking! Now imagine that! Eeeks! :eek:

But what justifies the price tag of $8000 ?!

Its not like shes a actress or model or someone famous.

A normal girl next door <--- $8000 justifiable ? :confused:

[Sen5eS]

$$$ tends to corrupt everything ... if it's paid transactions, it's all down to the Terms & Conditions ... shrugs ... that's all there is to it then.

[IBCBen]

Yes.. Don't forget those women you bonk ain't exclusive babes for yourself. The women sleep with plenty of men before you and after you. So you also have a lot of diseases that's comes with that amount of babes you are bonking! Now imagine that! Eeeks! :eek:

Ok, but do you know how many gf i can get for $8000 a month ? I mean i can spend $8000 on how many gfs ? I can one leg step 5-8 boats ! Or i can pamper 2-3 gfs

[Sen5eS]

Ok, but do you know how many gf i can get for $8000 a month ? I mean i can spend $8000 on how many gfs ? I can one leg step 5-8 boats ! Or i can pamper 2-3 gfs

hahhaaha Ben ... you so much vitality/time ah ? ;) this kind requires super macro time management ... kekeke ... can drive you crazy one hehehe

Well ... I'll just conclude here that SGD8000 is asking for the sky ... doesn't matter if you're A GRADE or A* GRADE or C GRADE type woman ...

[IBCBen]

Well ... I'll just conclude here that SGD8000 is asking for the sky ... doesn't matter if you're A GRADE or A* GRADE or C GRADE type woman ...

Yeah man, the sugars here need to be more realistic.

I think average $3000 - $4000 justifiable. Bro Sen5eS, what you think ?

[Sen5eS]

Yeah man, the sugars here need to be more realistic.

I think average $3000 - $4000 justifiable. Bro Sen5eS, what you think ?

I don't know man ... hahaha I barely make S$4k ... asking me to part with all my $$$ seems a little harsh for some "company" + "intimacy".

I'm in no position to speak ... but as a "common - man" ... dun talk $$$ first lah ... go out ... have a date ... then you go talk terms ... see what she's willing to offer for whatever she's requesting for. Then you re-negotiate ... if it falls thru ... no sweat ... no need to start bashing / cursing / swearing / name calling ... short and sweet ... time to move on that's all ...

For those who wants their parents to get off their backs, maybe this amount of $$$ can buy you some nagging time off your ears when you bring your "sugar-baby" home to meet mummy and daddy ? LOL This is my GF ... stop match making me ! hahahaha or you'll have a date for company D&D, latest club opening, movie khaki, travelling khaki ... what not lah ...

Well ... unless they insist on that kind of price to even meet up ... then : I have no further questions your Honor ...

[Shawnelleyan]

LOL!! You never give an intro of yourself?

[boomboompow1234]

Yeah man, the sugars here need to be more realistic.

I think average $3000 - $4000 justifiable. Bro Sen5eS, what you think ?


yeah. 3000$-4000$ is justifiable. especially if you provide her a nice place to stay, i think 2-3k is good if u got her lodging covered

[Sen5eS]

This is Sillypore ... everything comes at a cost ... if you have that much $$$ ... would you be "generous" to splurge that way ? ;) up to you if you're printing notes for fun kekekee I've got better things to do with all that extra cash ... retiring early sounds more enticing than having a sugar baby with such high upkeep costs.

[Chanelfingers]

Ben .... yes they do ... you don't go around boasting about such things right?

She's not kidding about her credentials :D this one is a keeper ... depends on if you've got the right stuff .)

BTW ... CF .... you've given up looking or have you settled into a life of romantic bliss? Hehehe

Hi
Thanks for the compliments

[IBCBen]

Application closed !

Thread close !

Sugar found !

[Sen5eS]

Ben : hmmmmmmmmmmm ... spill the beans leh ! ;) details details details please ?

[Chelsea SPA]

sorry wrong post

[IBCBen]

Bro, what's the closing rate? I don't wish to get chopped carrot next time.. :D

Cant say. Wait those asking for $8000 come chop me instead. :eek:

Ben : hmmmmmmmmmmm ... spill the beans leh ! ;) details details details please ?

Someone you know :p

[Sen5eS]

我不知道！我真的不知道！??? :p