jeff1010
02-07-2012, 12:27 AM
After hearing from quiet a few gf, fb sex stories I realise that we men act like rough irresponsible truck drivers when taking care of our partner. How many of us do not enjoy a good, warm, deep and humid bj??? Well it is the same for girls. So guys be considerate and return the favour once in a while.
For those of you, inconsiderate miscreant (yes you) here is how to behave like a gentleman.
Guys have difficulties with oral sex. It is not that we don't like it, it's just so freaking difficult. But this difficult art once mastered will be the key to to success for all aspect of your life.
The oral sex secret is to know how to interpret the signs. You can be gifted in the sexual mechanics but if you are unable to read your partner emotional signs you will end up in a dry desert until broken down and wary you fall down with tears running down your cheeks.
Think that licking a vagina is a way to tell your girl "I am about to penetrate your privacy violently so you better enjoy this generous gift before I show you what I really am.
So remember the following points:
1. Do not force yourself
Actually never force yourself. Unlike a bj don't consider this as a favour. Doing it reluctantly will just give you nausea. So go in there like a proud peacock and you will be surprised by the amount of things your partner will forgive afterwards.
2. Dryness is a no-no
A dry vagina is a sad vagina. If your fingers run through a dry lawn come back straight to the kissing and snuggling while waiting for the flood. Just make sure you place your fingers right though. They should be right between the small lips (yes those 2 floppy pieces if skin) because it is from that place that the "juice" flows like a fountain.
Once confirmed wet get inside and make light gestures. There is nothing worst than shoving them in there like a brute so just wait until she is ready.
+++: Share this wet finger of yours as you would the straw in a cock-tale.
Important: Do not rush by sliding your fingers deep in. An anticipated penetration might cancel the effects of the following one (yes the actual one).
3. The submarine:
Once you are done raising the temperature, it is time for you to dive. Get your fingers out and breath deeply, the same way you would before going on a holiday.
I know you might be tempted to pull the sheet above your head like a sort a little mole-man. Just know it is a terrible idea. It is freaking hot under there (remember that you've just pumped the thermostat to the max). It would be a bad idea to gulp for fresh air 10sec before her orgasm.
Start by kissing her breast and belly before slowly gliding down. Don't waste more time on her tits which you have tortured enough already. It's now all about her belly and the inside of her thighs. Start from her knee and kiss your way back up until the border of her cunt. Repeat on leg 2 and 3.
Once you are ready for the final act start warming up by licking the weird crack between her big (the cushion like flesh) and small lips. Don't spend too long in there or she will start to think that u confused that place with her vagina.
From this moment forward she should be eager for you to get busy. If you did it well she should be moaning and trying to push your head in there. Keep doing this until her breath sounds like she's going to faint.
+++: Roam around her vagina no more than 5 sec before licking it or she will feel like you are reluctant because of the smell. We all know that this place smell like fish dead for too long... Just get on with it (remember that next time you will shoot sticky goo down her throat) and don't make a fuss.
Important: NEVER bite her pussy EVER. If you need me to explain why just keep masturbating.
4. Map-up the area
Pubs are to oral sex what cavities are to dental hygiene. You won't be able to know what's where if it is like the Amazonian jungle down south. The hardest thing will be to spread the lips so her pussy is ripe like a big juicy fruit buffet.
5. Prepare your entry:
Start by licking super lightly and moaning (it will make u mouth vibrate softly). Start right above her anus and lick until her vagina. Lick her slowly like a dog on that place a good dozen time. That would be a good time to figure out what kind of clit you will be battling later. If it is a sensitive little guy she should have convolutions every time your tongue hits it. Alternatively, if nothing at all happens, it is a tough mother fucker clit which will guaranty your tongue cramps.
6. Rock her boat:
Licking a pussy is so tender, loving and sweet that you will soon start to think it is gay. If you get bored go directly for the clit and show this presumptuous little bastard who the man.
The clit is the only difficulty of oral sex. Once you found it the war is won as you will give this insignificant organ a reason to exist. Once your tongue has located it, it will need reinforcement. Use your lips to isolate the little guy and give a little suction to make sure he can't run anywhere. Lick it hard to punish him for its lack of cooperation earlier on.
SUPER important: The best way to stimulate the clit is to lick it completely, but only after you moved the small lips out of the way.
7. Types of clits:
Now start the hostilities. There are 2 types of clits. The one which likes to be roughed and the one which don't. The latest really sucks. It is for us the equivalent of us having a micro-penis for women so just forget about all those wasted efforts.
The only way to identify them is to read the signs. No secrets.
8. The deal:
8.1. Rough clits:
It is the best because you can be creative. Just imagine your tongue is a dirty cop and the clit a criminal who killed your partner. Suck it in your mouth and it is time for a serious beating.
Keep sucking it straight so it forms a small kind of bubble in your mouth and start beating the bastard in his face with your tongue. He will try to say that he is innocent and doesn't know what you are talking about... beat the lying fucker senseless!!!
If your partner start to freak out slow down and come back to the dog licking style. If needed you can alternate the two systems.
Once you feel you are nearing the coup de grace come back to the sucking bubble and be CONSTANT and STOP being creative. You nearly won the battle, it is no time to change your strategy.
+++: Licking up and down is more tiring than left to right.
Important: Do not stop straight away after she comes. Remember that is is not finish until she has removed her hands from ur head and pushed you way (or try to crawl away like a worm). If she can have multiple orgasms repeat 4-5 times. If you feel lost just keep going slowly until gods' hand pushes you away.
8.2. The shy innocent clit:
Those guys don't like it rough... try to remember the last football match you've seen and get to it. The innocent clit is a boring little guy which just needs the dog lick style until he comes... and that's it. If you are bored change direction or try to write the letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue (repeat if necessary). After 30min if she didn't come go write on a peace of paper all the stuff you just remembered. If however you manage to hold steady just imagines what will be your reward once her periods come.
9. Conclusion:
Once the job is done, she will kick out of there as the whole area will be hyper sensitive. If you want to linger for a while just leave you tongue flat without moving, kind of like a warm, wet towel for 30 sec. You can then prepare your biggest smile and wipe your mouth like a drunk pirate. You now have a full minute to put on a cap and get your F-15 engines running.
Bonus:
Positions: the good old missionary, legs wrap around you, legs up, legs even more up (my favourite because of the nice view).
Butt: If your partner is a hungry, dirty little slut (you're a lucky man) she might want you or like to have a finger in the dark hole. I suggest playing with it first and insert during the orgasm. Luckily it will develop a Pablov reflex which could be useful for the future.
Anulingus: Yes licking the anus :) if you are already familiar with this, I am sure you read everything with a slight smile on your face... you are just too advance for this post. I might do a thread on this subject depending on the feedbacks.
Spanking: with 500,000.00 +++ nerve ending on the butt, just feel free to press and spank (soft) (or hard actually).
Double: fingering and licking at the same time. Stop that!!! it is idiotic and amateurish.
Well bros, think about me when your partner finally decides to swallow for the first time.
Sis, you are welcome ;)
Do leave a comment.
For those of you, inconsiderate miscreant (yes you) here is how to behave like a gentleman.
Guys have difficulties with oral sex. It is not that we don't like it, it's just so freaking difficult. But this difficult art once mastered will be the key to to success for all aspect of your life.
The oral sex secret is to know how to interpret the signs. You can be gifted in the sexual mechanics but if you are unable to read your partner emotional signs you will end up in a dry desert until broken down and wary you fall down with tears running down your cheeks.
Think that licking a vagina is a way to tell your girl "I am about to penetrate your privacy violently so you better enjoy this generous gift before I show you what I really am.
So remember the following points:
1. Do not force yourself
Actually never force yourself. Unlike a bj don't consider this as a favour. Doing it reluctantly will just give you nausea. So go in there like a proud peacock and you will be surprised by the amount of things your partner will forgive afterwards.
2. Dryness is a no-no
A dry vagina is a sad vagina. If your fingers run through a dry lawn come back straight to the kissing and snuggling while waiting for the flood. Just make sure you place your fingers right though. They should be right between the small lips (yes those 2 floppy pieces if skin) because it is from that place that the "juice" flows like a fountain.
Once confirmed wet get inside and make light gestures. There is nothing worst than shoving them in there like a brute so just wait until she is ready.
+++: Share this wet finger of yours as you would the straw in a cock-tale.
Important: Do not rush by sliding your fingers deep in. An anticipated penetration might cancel the effects of the following one (yes the actual one).
3. The submarine:
Once you are done raising the temperature, it is time for you to dive. Get your fingers out and breath deeply, the same way you would before going on a holiday.
I know you might be tempted to pull the sheet above your head like a sort a little mole-man. Just know it is a terrible idea. It is freaking hot under there (remember that you've just pumped the thermostat to the max). It would be a bad idea to gulp for fresh air 10sec before her orgasm.
Start by kissing her breast and belly before slowly gliding down. Don't waste more time on her tits which you have tortured enough already. It's now all about her belly and the inside of her thighs. Start from her knee and kiss your way back up until the border of her cunt. Repeat on leg 2 and 3.
Once you are ready for the final act start warming up by licking the weird crack between her big (the cushion like flesh) and small lips. Don't spend too long in there or she will start to think that u confused that place with her vagina.
From this moment forward she should be eager for you to get busy. If you did it well she should be moaning and trying to push your head in there. Keep doing this until her breath sounds like she's going to faint.
+++: Roam around her vagina no more than 5 sec before licking it or she will feel like you are reluctant because of the smell. We all know that this place smell like fish dead for too long... Just get on with it (remember that next time you will shoot sticky goo down her throat) and don't make a fuss.
Important: NEVER bite her pussy EVER. If you need me to explain why just keep masturbating.
4. Map-up the area
Pubs are to oral sex what cavities are to dental hygiene. You won't be able to know what's where if it is like the Amazonian jungle down south. The hardest thing will be to spread the lips so her pussy is ripe like a big juicy fruit buffet.
5. Prepare your entry:
Start by licking super lightly and moaning (it will make u mouth vibrate softly). Start right above her anus and lick until her vagina. Lick her slowly like a dog on that place a good dozen time. That would be a good time to figure out what kind of clit you will be battling later. If it is a sensitive little guy she should have convolutions every time your tongue hits it. Alternatively, if nothing at all happens, it is a tough mother fucker clit which will guaranty your tongue cramps.
6. Rock her boat:
Licking a pussy is so tender, loving and sweet that you will soon start to think it is gay. If you get bored go directly for the clit and show this presumptuous little bastard who the man.
The clit is the only difficulty of oral sex. Once you found it the war is won as you will give this insignificant organ a reason to exist. Once your tongue has located it, it will need reinforcement. Use your lips to isolate the little guy and give a little suction to make sure he can't run anywhere. Lick it hard to punish him for its lack of cooperation earlier on.
SUPER important: The best way to stimulate the clit is to lick it completely, but only after you moved the small lips out of the way.
7. Types of clits:
Now start the hostilities. There are 2 types of clits. The one which likes to be roughed and the one which don't. The latest really sucks. It is for us the equivalent of us having a micro-penis for women so just forget about all those wasted efforts.
The only way to identify them is to read the signs. No secrets.
8. The deal:
8.1. Rough clits:
It is the best because you can be creative. Just imagine your tongue is a dirty cop and the clit a criminal who killed your partner. Suck it in your mouth and it is time for a serious beating.
Keep sucking it straight so it forms a small kind of bubble in your mouth and start beating the bastard in his face with your tongue. He will try to say that he is innocent and doesn't know what you are talking about... beat the lying fucker senseless!!!
If your partner start to freak out slow down and come back to the dog licking style. If needed you can alternate the two systems.
Once you feel you are nearing the coup de grace come back to the sucking bubble and be CONSTANT and STOP being creative. You nearly won the battle, it is no time to change your strategy.
+++: Licking up and down is more tiring than left to right.
Important: Do not stop straight away after she comes. Remember that is is not finish until she has removed her hands from ur head and pushed you way (or try to crawl away like a worm). If she can have multiple orgasms repeat 4-5 times. If you feel lost just keep going slowly until gods' hand pushes you away.
8.2. The shy innocent clit:
Those guys don't like it rough... try to remember the last football match you've seen and get to it. The innocent clit is a boring little guy which just needs the dog lick style until he comes... and that's it. If you are bored change direction or try to write the letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue (repeat if necessary). After 30min if she didn't come go write on a peace of paper all the stuff you just remembered. If however you manage to hold steady just imagines what will be your reward once her periods come.
9. Conclusion:
Once the job is done, she will kick out of there as the whole area will be hyper sensitive. If you want to linger for a while just leave you tongue flat without moving, kind of like a warm, wet towel for 30 sec. You can then prepare your biggest smile and wipe your mouth like a drunk pirate. You now have a full minute to put on a cap and get your F-15 engines running.
Bonus:
Positions: the good old missionary, legs wrap around you, legs up, legs even more up (my favourite because of the nice view).
Butt: If your partner is a hungry, dirty little slut (you're a lucky man) she might want you or like to have a finger in the dark hole. I suggest playing with it first and insert during the orgasm. Luckily it will develop a Pablov reflex which could be useful for the future.
Anulingus: Yes licking the anus :) if you are already familiar with this, I am sure you read everything with a slight smile on your face... you are just too advance for this post. I might do a thread on this subject depending on the feedbacks.
Spanking: with 500,000.00 +++ nerve ending on the butt, just feel free to press and spank (soft) (or hard actually).
Double: fingering and licking at the same time. Stop that!!! it is idiotic and amateurish.
Well bros, think about me when your partner finally decides to swallow for the first time.
Sis, you are welcome ;)
Do leave a comment.