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bonsoir
14-01-2005, 01:19 PM
hahahahha,

Dear Fellow Samsters,

Long time no contribute liao, here's something for all of you. Food for thought..and laughter :p

Was last thursday 6th Jan that i went rece-ing around PC. had a bad back due to badminton game the nite before; just wanted a good rub. Went around few places then came to 2nd floor somewhere near men's toilet. Believe it's called Cat***** something. they have another outlet on the 3rd level.

Went in, a mixture of local,PDMM and some viet/cambodian?

Was intro to a PDMM.

Massage was alright. clean environment .Good and hard type with back stepping type, went for 45 mins and half way thru. my next door cubicle, a local (from her accent) was trying to entice a samster here ( i presume) to go for some "spay-cials". she was like haggle-ing away in a very persistent manner...from $50 for HJ (quite loud from the conversation in Hokkien interspersed with mandarin).

then the guy was persistently trying to bargain down,presumably to $30. then it went on for nearly 5 mins (cos whole place was full; only 3 cubicles anyway)

Then She said final thing like :"c'mon lah, towkay, you come out and play for a $10 also you don want to pay???!!". then the guy mumbled something like :" ai lai, mai suat".

then suddenly out of the blue??!! she exclaimed very LOUDLY,cos next 2 cubicles started to laugh (patrons and masseuse) " Lee kee See lah! kanina! $10 poon mai heng??!! Kanina Boo!"


from then on, me and my massesue jsut let out muffled laughters! cos she went out of the cubicle and KA-PWEE!!! into the dustbin while our friend was getting dressed and coming out silently from his cubicle...hahhahaa!!!!


I really buay tahan lor!!! just laff and laff...

Hope it isn't one of you samsters here lah, but i;ll say, i salute you lah, cos i saw her face later,and she CMI type, must be in her late 30's local singaporean.

But advice is, if it's locals? next time if u don want? just declined from onset. don bargain, unlike PDMM can still haggel a little...

but i tell you, it's really funny lah! hahahahha!

Lowell
14-01-2005, 01:35 PM
the fellow who kanna told off should have stood up for himself.

$50 for a HJ......way way way too expensive liao hor

And some more attitude like fuck. nnbccb i would have slapped the bitch.

greatnyc
14-01-2005, 01:41 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! This is a good one. That guy must be damn thick skinned!! :D

Innoncent$
14-01-2005, 01:47 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! This is a good one. That guy must be damn thick skinned!! :D

I don't think is to do with thick skin.... Just imaging if you are caught in such kind of scene. I think that will be very common reaction to most of the samsters, I assumed.

ONE JOKE A DAY WILL MAKE YOUR COKE AWAKE...!!!! :D

sunny302
14-01-2005, 02:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! This is a good one. That guy must be damn thick skinned!! :D
He is definitely not thick skin lar...Must salute him for his stand in maintaining the market price for fellow bros here & paying what he deems to be value for his $$ :D

wtc321
16-01-2005, 05:17 PM
I don't think is to do with thick skin.... Just imaging if you are caught in such kind of scene. I think that will be very common reaction to most of the samsters, I assumed.

ONE JOKE A DAY WILL MAKE YOUR COKE AWAKE...!!!! :D


I totally agree with you that the bro invoved was not thick skin. All of us want to cheong at a price confortable to us. In this case the wl is not worth the above market rate of $50 for hj. Unfortunately, this bro kenna so badly probably because he engaged in long bargaining with her. Bro Bonsoir should give more description of this cmi wl so that other bros can be careful when visiting this tuina.

bonsoir
17-01-2005, 12:43 PM
I totally agree with you that the bro invoved was not thick skin. All of us want to cheong at a price confortable to us. In this case the wl is not worth the above market rate of $50 for hj. Unfortunately, this bro kenna so badly probably because he engaged in long bargaining with her. Bro Bonsoir should give more description of this cmi wl so that other bros can be careful when visiting this tuina.


hahahah...sure sure,
actually the place isn't that bad, they got quite a few good lookers with good massage skills. recommended would be a thai chinese, and one viet chinese, most of them speak pretty reasonably well mandarin.

the Locals are the ones that cannot make it. long curly ah-lian hair, should be in her early 30's but dressing like late 30's. lao-neh type, purposely give half ball to see, but can't get steamed one lah. anyway, if u're here, either one of the shops?(cos they have two outlets). u can't miss her loud voice and gaudy dress sense...

the rest not bad,i'm aiming for one of the viet gals, very demure type, so far never do speacial yet. just massage cos of soccer and badminton aches lah...bo bian...i already lao liao....hehee...mid 30's liao leh...

sorry, don know the WL's name, who can't make it one, seems like sandy or cindy.... i think? :-)

dradonsnake77
19-01-2005, 03:08 AM
i think i m old leh... BTW u did say dat u play football... so wat is ur fav team... mine liverpool... man dey r on a down trend rite now... :(


[QUOTE=bonsoir] just massage cos of soccer and badminton aches lah...bo bian...i already lao liao....hehee...mid 30's liao leh...QUOTE]

mccormick
20-01-2005, 02:17 PM
whahaha... buay tahan.... if that guy is a samster and reading this, can u show urself, pls?? really salute u ....

most of the time, i will turn down any special if the lady CMI... :D

sexoholic
22-01-2005, 03:36 AM
Hahaha, if I was there hearing this conversation,
sure laugh until cannot erect. :D

bonsoir
24-01-2005, 10:05 AM
i think i m old leh... BTW u did say dat u play football... so wat is ur fav team... mine liverpool... man dey r on a down trend rite now... :(


[QUOTE=bonsoir] just massage cos of soccer and badminton aches lah...bo bian...i already lao liao....hehee...mid 30's liao leh...QUOTE]


aiyah,
just a blip lah, every clubs go thru that once in a while, if u are a true blue reds?fan? must be with them thru thick and thin lah...

I am a man u fan, has been since 1984? rings a bell eh? bryan robson days lah,with gary birtles and then later jim leighton with clayton blackmore, paul mcgrath,whiteside,peter davenport,frank stapleton....etc etc....yeah, been with them thru the lean years as well when alex took over in 1986, got them 4 yrs to win their first trophy lah...

hey, if u keen? to play street soccer? at cck stadium on wednesdays? let me know.

ps: call u but u don pick up leh....hmmm....u got a squeaky voice is it eh?