Tactics to SIAN a KTV girl. [Archive] - The Asian Commercial Sex Scene

GoGoGo

15-01-2005, 05:54 PM

Wah, lidat u also can hear. u sneezed 3 times or what.
yo bro, so u went RAO? me soooo loooonnnnggg not been to BKK liao.
hope to be there soon.

Quite some time never go liao... bottles also expired liao... haizzz.... mi still remember our RAO appointment ... We may be going during the CNY period... interested in joining? ... can maybe join us in the thread " BKK during CNY"... if not me kena whack for hijacking the thread... :D

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=29287

GoGoGo

15-01-2005, 05:57 PM

gogogo and dknight. who else? hee

Mi definitely not expert... Expert should be Dknight... just dun understand why pple keep calling my name? Haizzz, maybe with the new IP laws, I can better protect my nick and apply for trademark... :D

raiden

15-01-2005, 09:14 PM

7Horizon

16-01-2005, 01:20 AM

yo senior samster..... are we still conducting lesson for SIANing KTV gal? :D

asdfghjkl

16-01-2005, 01:36 AM

erm.. i didnt see any.. :p

wizberg

16-01-2005, 01:44 AM

Mi definitely not expert... Expert should be Dknight... just dun understand why pple keep calling my name? Haizzz, maybe with the new IP laws, I can better protect my nick and apply for trademark... :D
With all due respect, pls use PM to each other for your personal correspondences.

I do not cheong KTV but definitely a trick or two off your sleeves will go a long way for us whether you are the expert or not. :)

leonloh1971

16-01-2005, 04:14 AM

bros, best way is to have enough Vit. M first.then talk abt sianing. No $ how to step in KTV? lopang friends, 1 time, 2 time, 3 time no pong chong also paiseh, somemore can bring gal out KTV. next day all lan jiao talk around town.
IMO, first is $$ cos give u confident to sian like casanova.pocket kang kang gong too much Ka also choon(shiver)
2nd also $$ cos buy time meet gal in KTV, buai yong kum cheng.
3rd also $$ create good memory and time together.
BTW, my $$$ not mean a lot, but must still have basic standard lah. e.g if pay only $2000/mth, must really crack brain, budget how many trip to ktv can kanna gal.If enough $ no worries, brain jus focus on sianing tactics enough.
if first meeting gal go out FOC then i call Yan HOON. or the mr right guy jus gal like type pop in right time.
IMO be funny guy in KTV no much use, cos most ktv gals also pay to smile alot. joke not funny they also laugh.
I see imo, mos good sianing guy talk smoothly, no loud bad words, no loud laughter, cool smile and smile always. hands no sotong here sotong there.
when speak to gal, always ask how ur day, r u ok? u look tired anything wrong. r u sick? they seem to care with actions not money.money only buy entrance ticket to ktv. Kao Chye is the next not looks.Kao Chye have to practise. best follow lao chiao to cheong and watch them in action!

Cheers!

V|ernar

16-01-2005, 04:25 AM

who is the pro?

post some story see see leh~

i also want to learn new trick~

Strider_sG

16-01-2005, 05:08 AM

who is the pro?

post some story see see leh~

i also want to learn new trick~
can red packet S$888...teach basic.... Intermidate S$4888 and advance S$8888.....hahahahahaha.... joking :D

GoGoGo

16-01-2005, 05:37 AM

V|ernar

16-01-2005, 05:41 AM

popiah

16-01-2005, 10:01 AM

if i write my tigeress name here.. most of the brothers will drop jaws.. dont want la..

you know , i know.. KEFOS know.. JB mob know , BMTC know , can liao~

we listen to the pro here and we learn a few tricks better.. but strider charge too expensive leh... or else i learn from him liao.

hi gogogo and vlernar,

wow...bian, both of u keep pushing the "TITLE OF SIAN KING", u shall know who the king lah....."MAI PAI SAH LAH", admit it lah, actually both of u should share this title together.

one day, i will teach both of u how to make the best "POPIAH" in sg. some said in Batam also.

leonloh1971

16-01-2005, 10:51 AM

who is the pro?

post some story see see leh~

i also want to learn new trick~

u r d pro lah bro Vjernar!
u say wan 2 learn new tricks, wahh....diz alredi tell me u got many many old tricks in ur sianing bag hehehehehe.
i belief u SI FU in sianing lah....kekekeke
btw, ur location Henderson? ah.... my teenage hangout 20 yrs back lah....fond memories.... :p

santaizi

16-01-2005, 10:54 AM

santaizi

16-01-2005, 10:55 AM

most important

let them feels very comfortable when they are with you lor. hee..
but these ways cannot be used on money minded girls. haha

Shuang_Jie_Gun

16-01-2005, 11:00 AM

ya correct,gers with only money in their mind,such skills just wont work. :rolleyes:

santaizi

16-01-2005, 11:06 AM

ya correct,gers with only money in their mind,such skills just wont work. :rolleyes:

of course,
in their brain
money,money and more money mah.

leonloh1971

16-01-2005, 11:18 AM

santaizi

16-01-2005, 11:20 AM

V|ernar

16-01-2005, 12:59 PM

wow...bian, both of u keep pushing the "TITLE OF SIAN KING", u shall know who the king lah....."MAI PAI SAH LAH", admit it lah, actually both of u should share this title together.

bo la , RSM .

we both still not the best , if me and gogogo learn the 7 love 6 expression , *7 qing 6 yu* then i think we consider as pro liao.. too bad.. we cant..

D^KnighT

16-01-2005, 01:17 PM

I believe Strider_sG also another expert... Threadstarter, since you started the thread, why dun you and strider_sG start the ball rolling... saw many, many FRs on both your accomplishments in other threads (dun think mi never read, ok? kekekeke) ... dun be so stingy leh... share, share lah... need to learn some tricks leh... so far, still haven't manage to sianz one yet leh (unlike Velnar)...
Velnar, why dun you also share your tricks... maybe on how you got your current tigeress?

kekekeke... I will do it later to share... no one is a expert as long as this is concern... everyone do have their means of tricks and skills... Guess my brothers will only know what I am capable of... wahahahaha... now not in a good mood... chat with you guys later. :mad:

GoGoGo

16-01-2005, 01:43 PM

kekekeke... I will do it later to share... no one is a expert as long as this is concern... everyone do have their means of tricks and skills... Guess my brothers will only know what I am capable of... wahahahaha... now not in a good mood... chat with you guys later. :mad:

Aiyo, why bad mood? Nevermind lah... dun only share your tricks... share your feelings also lah... lost soccer ah? BTW, dun so humble leh... your list of accomplishments is on your signature... kekeke... think you cant siamz the title of "BEST SIAN GAL TACTICS KING" liao.... :p

D^KnighT

16-01-2005, 01:49 PM

Aiyo, why bad mood? Nevermind lah... dun only share your tricks... share your feelings also lah... lost soccer ah? BTW, dun so humble leh... your list of accomplishments is on your signature... kekeke... think you cant siamz the "BEST SIAN GAL TACTICS" liao.... :p

I hardly loose in my soccer given the job scope I owned... is more issues on relationship... you can read them under my thread... if only I can control the difference between a fling and a GF, that will be good... :)

GoGoGo

16-01-2005, 01:51 PM

I hardly loose in my soccer given the job scope I owned... is more issues on relationship... you can read them under my thread... if only I can control the difference between a fling and a GF, that will be good... :)

Oh yah hor, ... got tips boh? About your gal at XTD? move on lah ... what Strider_sG said does make sense... ;)

nirvana

16-01-2005, 01:57 PM

hm... my 1 cent of point.

1st of all, first impression is vital.. not on how u look, but wat the room order for the nite. If this room cant even afford the drink..then , how much will the tips be given? most of the gal in ktv r there for working.. not to find bf. some, thier main objective is to dig as much $$ as possible..
( think over it, if u r in the gal shoe.. will u bother much abt a big group tat order little and feed gold-fish?? )

2nd, never disclose u guy r from the internet, believe it or not, many mummy and gal know abt this forum.. and they had experience many bad encounter with forumer. some idiot even print out the FR on her to show them

3rd, most gal working in such place r lian/ hua. many like DRUG. during my prime nite.. our pattern of choenging is .. to provide free-flow of ermin5 and K. the gal will worship u... and after 3am.. chances r they will follow u to extend....

4th, sian a gal?? well, possible if.. u have a F4 or 5566 look or a deep wallet.
gal who got no choice but to chose to work in ktv...they r not that SIMPLE

last time we cheong those place that we r close to the mummy or papasan, so, when gal come in sit, we will ask, this gal got bf now? if she got bf now.. u can wait long long.. but if she is single, ... u might just get a slim chance..

just my point of view..

GoGoGo

16-01-2005, 02:07 PM

hm... my 1 cent of point.

last time we cheong those place that we r close to the mummy or papasan, so, when gal come in sit, we will ask, this gal got bf now? if she got bf now.. u can wait long long.. but if she is single, ... u might just get a slim chance..

just my point of view..

bro, me also like to ask mamasan & papasan one question before bring the gals in... Student Pass mai, Business Visa mai, Social Visit can consider if no bf... tourist visa (b4 chu jing)...OK! :D

V|ernar

16-01-2005, 02:42 PM

F4? 5566?

dont have.. but remember .. we are KEFOS cum BMTC cum JB mob boy band~!!

well, possible if.. u have a F4 or 5566 look or a deep wallet

drugs ah.. now also have mah.. but mostly is the girl rape you.. cause they flow like a spoil tap.. cannot close.. those got cartoon alot ah lian power.. they do all the work and you just watch the cartoon on them~

newbadass

16-01-2005, 02:50 PM

Ya money mind gal,
wah lao! jus spoil mood sometimes.....
many times i cheong i did diz,once i know $$$ gal, i ask direct" How Much?" no price dont bluff me lah....or dont like me.... then leave my rm lol....i say nicely wan not KPKB kind lah.... some friends say i too much....
but i only treat money mind gal like dat.....
i think no need waste time wht??
dunno any bros agree? :confused:

No... not too much at all. Come on, if their feelings are so easily hurt, what are they doing here in the first place? If they come here to sell their services, should they still expect princess treatment?

4th, sian a gal?? well, possible if.. u have a F4 or 5566 look or a deep wallet.
gal who got no choice but to chose to work in ktv...they r not that SIMPLE

I am not much for sianing girls... flirt yes. But sian to be girlfriend... NO! I don't have a gf right now because I don't trust women in general... and in Geylang I trust them even less. Like bro nirvana said... not simple.

Most of my techniques are used to repel CMI girls or reject requests for "jie shao fei" :D

gedangsa

16-01-2005, 05:26 PM

can red packet S$888...teach basic.... Intermidate S$4888 and advance S$8888.....hahahahahaha.... joking :D

Hahaha bro Strider_sG, very funny, I like it so I up your rep by 5 points. Kekeke.

santaizi

16-01-2005, 10:40 PM

Hahaha bro Strider_sG, very funny, I like it so I up your rep by 5 points. Kekeke.

he so much pts liao. hee

Strider_sG

17-01-2005, 04:20 AM

I believe Strider_sG also another expert... Threadstarter, since you started the thread, why dun you and strider_sG start the ball rolling... saw many, many FRs on both your accomplishments in other threads (dun think mi never read, ok? kekekeke) ... dun be so stingy leh... share, share lah... need to learn some tricks leh... so far, still haven't manage to sianz one yet leh (unlike Velnar)... ;)

Velnar, why dun you also share your tricks... maybe on how you got your current tigeress? :p
can can can...red packet...hahahahahaha....why discuss over the net...can meet for kopi and share share...

Strider_sG

17-01-2005, 04:21 AM

Strider_sG

17-01-2005, 04:23 AM

Oh yah hor, ... got tips boh? About your gal at XTD? move on lah ... what Strider_sG said does make sense... ;)
i always makes sense one wat...hahahahaha...but anyway just walk with him lah....a freind in need is a freind indeed...too bad most are rara kakis nia...those i strike them off me list and mobile liao....

Strider_sG

17-01-2005, 04:25 AM

hm... my 1 cent of point.

last time we cheong those place that we r close to the mummy or papasan, so, when gal come in sit, we will ask, this gal got bf now? if she got bf now.. u can wait long long.. but if she is single, ... u might just get a slim chance..

just my point of view..
dun agree to tis point....got bf then good...coz ppl pay and u get free.... i got a couple of gals all like tat...kanna bao by married men but no time for them...so i just waste my time with them driving them...makan with them...phone calls....all these simple stuffs makes them ticks.... besides $$ they wan companionship....

Strider_sG

17-01-2005, 04:26 AM

he so much pts liao. hee
aiyo...i wanna hit 300 leh... u say me pts alot then wat bout others....i just ikan bilis only.....

COROLLA

17-01-2005, 06:27 AM

KTV girl normally ask for 2 things money or committment. But defintely money comes first. Everyone can also get his fair share of FOC meal if you play the game correctly. But again that is not fix rule. You need to adjust your tactics flexibly. So what do you have now?

If you have money, please spent it wisely. Always remember what is little to you and means a lot to gals. Then you are on the right track. I have a friend who is specialise on bringing the gals for a short trip. I mean like thailand or Malaysia for their visa purpose. He was telling me in most trip for thailand he spent less than $1,000.00 but he at least got bonk for 15 to 20 times including after the trip, the gal will stick to you around for another 1 month. And mostly this process it is very rewarding. Calculate back the cost it is very worthwhile. And normally she will look for you again when she is back. And then you will have the honeymoon period again. Or you can visit her back home that is even back. My friend tell me normally he treats you like Darling in the stay there. But again you still need to take note of the cash you bring there.

This is my first FR or report, I hope you all will like it. Can anyone up my points ? Thanks

D^KnighT

17-01-2005, 07:18 AM

wat u capable of....hmmm still cannot break that barrier....principal concerns...very hard....

I know what I am trying to get across to me... though I am good at 'getting what I want' instead of the other way round but the only weakness I have is by putting feelings into it be it little or a lot. At the end of the day, I only get myself hurt. That's what I am suffering from at present... among all your flings, there will always be a favourite one which stands out compare to the rest. She is just different. :(

That's why I concluded I am NOT AN EXPERT. :p

MoonBlaze

17-01-2005, 09:09 AM

That's what I am suffering from at present... among all your flings, there will always be a favourite one which stands out compare to the rest. She is just different.

That's why I concluded I am NOT AN EXPERT.

An expert is not invincible.
It is just that he had not met his match.
Its because you had met yours!

Cheers!! :)

nirvana

17-01-2005, 12:45 PM

dun agree to tis point....got bf then good...coz ppl pay and u get free.... i got a couple of gals all like tat...kanna bao by married men but no time for them...so i just waste my time with them driving them...makan with them...phone calls....all these simple stuffs makes them ticks.... besides $$ they wan companionship....

me said bf u said kana bao by sugar daddy :confused:

bf got pay meh?

i think u seriously mis-read or mis-understood my meaning...

D^KnighT

17-01-2005, 01:20 PM

An expert is not invincible.
It is just that he had not met his match.
Its because you had met yours!

Cheers!! :)

Agree with you bro... but for my case, I lost the battle to my own self. :(

newbadass

17-01-2005, 01:47 PM

the only weakness I have is by putting feelings into it be it little or a lot.

Your so-called weakness is also your one big ace card. Because you put feeling into it, the girls can feel your passion. Girls tend to find this kind of thing very irresistable. I think it contributes to your sianing success.

Me, I never put feeling... girls can tell that I am bullshitting only... nice to hear, but end of the day still bullshit! :cool: Just for fun only.

D^KnighT

17-01-2005, 01:57 PM

Your so-called weakness is also your one big ace card. Because you put feeling into it, the girls can feel your passion. Girls tend to find this kind of thing very irresistable. I think it contributes to your sianing success.

Me, I never put feeling... girls can tell that I am bullshitting only... nice to hear, but end of the day still bullshit! :cool: Just for fun only.

muahahahaha... like what Lament always say... feelings nothing but feelings... kekeke. :D

Flame

17-01-2005, 02:35 PM

I came into the scene for about 2 yrs liao .. since out from army working in the outside world .. i had almost used up my monthly income on cheonging which i think now is not very good given the fact that it is better to save money for the raining days...
However i always got the fate to have encountered gals that are willing to spent a night with me .. though i pay only about 100 for the whole nite.. it is just the timing i think ...which got click they often ask me for hand phone no though i never ask from them.. i just an average looking guys but tink is that the look of innocence that make gal feeling at ease...
But the pt that i want to enforce is that it is money after money and then money again...though i pay only a peanut sum for her but remember the hotel charges..59..condom..12.5..makan..20 .. it all added up to a substiantial amount and provided the fact that it not just a one time affair sometimes it goes to 8 times in a month though different gals...
However to say this .. the experience is far different than the hc and the stwalker that i encountered cos they take it slow and enjoy every moments...with me.. the showering together and even sex in the bath room and then sex after sex and sex .. :)
It pro and con.. guess had to go to healthy lifestyle liao cos it make me very poor and also got to settle down as got gf.. though never had sex with her..
..got to think for my future liao.. going to hit 30 and nvm had a healthy saving...sad...just want to enforce the fact that enjoy but also must save money for urself and also be capped regardless what ...

CheongKingKong

17-01-2005, 03:53 PM

Actually me also wanna learn how to sianz KTV gals...
But then...Me got no looks, no $$$, no car, no kao chai....

I guess me better retire early...ermmm..comes to think about it....actually me never start before...
:o

Strider_sG

17-01-2005, 06:03 PM

santaizi

17-01-2005, 06:35 PM

can can can...red packet...hahahahahaha....why discuss over the net...can meet for kopi and share share...

why never share share when meet you?

aiyo...i wanna hit 300 leh... u say me pts alot then wat bout others....i just ikan bilis only.....

you pass 300 pts liao.

aiyo...i wanna hit 300 leh... u say me pts alot then wat bout others....i just ikan bilis only.....

i also no looks, no $$$, no car

sadfa

17-01-2005, 07:54 PM

I guess me better retire early...ermmm..comes to think about it....actually me never start before...
:o

zhunbo never start! read your posts macham like expert leh!

hellboy

17-01-2005, 09:14 PM

hii guys just here to share my experience i having now... I am now having a girl boy relationship wit a ktv girl. She treats me well and everyday she will assure me her whereabouts.. Can get FOC when i want it or she will ask for it, But the problem is that i starting to having true feelings for her and it not because of FOC sex it's just the time being wit her. I am afraid and scared to feel this way as i try very hard to hold back my feelings. She even wants me to go back china wit her and we could stay at her place or rent a place there, Wat should i do bros? Wat if she out to play wit my feelings and i also play her back,but wat i am afraid is wat if her feelings to me is really true? I totally confuse whether to trust her feelings towards me... my heart is so half half if you guys knows wat i mean.... :confused:

love_sick7

17-01-2005, 09:18 PM

hellboy

17-01-2005, 09:20 PM

Good luck to you, :rolleyes:

Don't know whether is good luck or bad.. Its tearing me apart inside.. :eek:

7Horizon

17-01-2005, 09:50 PM

:p so far my experience with KTV gals not bad.... managed to sian two of the gals and had FOC b4.

santaizi

17-01-2005, 10:33 PM

dun agree to tis point....got bf then good...coz ppl pay and u get free.... i got a couple of gals all like tat...kanna bao by married men but no time for them...so i just waste my time with them driving them...makan with them...phone calls....all these simple stuffs makes them ticks.... besides $$ they wan companionship....

wao lao. you must be damn good in sianing them. come teach teach me leh.
no car still can use your skill bo? hee...

GoGoGo

17-01-2005, 10:39 PM

dun agree to tis point....got bf then good...coz ppl pay and u get free.... i got a couple of gals all like tat...kanna bao by married men but no time for them...so i just waste my time with them driving them...makan with them...phone calls....all these simple stuffs makes them ticks.... besides $$ they wan companionship....

Wah, you damn power leh... this one can learn from the $888 package or not? :D

santaizi

17-01-2005, 10:42 PM

Wah, you damn power leh... this one can learn from the $888 package or not? :D

of course include. cause no hj,bj or fj mah.

$2888 is the girl can hj and bj foc for you.

$4888 is the girl can fj foc with you.

correctm strider? hee....

sadfa

18-01-2005, 10:34 AM

She even wants me to go back china wit her and we could stay at her place or rent a place there, Wat should i do bros? Wat if she out to play wit my feelings and i also play her back,but wat i am afraid is wat if her feelings to me is really true? I totally confuse whether to trust her feelings towards me... my heart is so half half if you guys knows wat i mean.... :confused:

why u worry? she never ask u for money? unless she kidnap u in china.
just go n give us fr.

mahalosux

18-01-2005, 10:49 AM

hii guys just here to share my experience i having now... I am now having a girl boy relationship wit a ktv girl.

u decide.. cos oni u r the best person to judge not us...... ;)

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 11:06 AM

pls lor....never start....

Really mah...me also never went to BS, TH, Dyn and others....me like sua ku like that....
:p

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 11:07 AM

zhunbo never start! read your posts macham like expert leh!

Looks decieve...you dun know meh...after reading through the whole sammy boy forum...you gotta have some in sight even if you never been to that that place...
:D

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 11:10 AM

Wat if she out to play wit my feelings and i also play her back,but wat i am afraid is wat if her feelings to me is really true? I totally confuse whether to trust her feelings towards me... my heart is so half half if you guys knows wat i mean.... :confused:

You got anything to lose? You are married? You scare what? If the gal no scare, what are you afraid of? I believe there's more to it than meet the eyes...I believe you just wanna have sex with her, minus the string attached. Tio bo? If I am wrong, please pardon me....
:D

sadfa

18-01-2005, 12:01 PM

Looks decieve...you dun know meh...after reading through the whole sammy boy forum...you gotta have some in sight even if you never been to that that place...
:D

so u all along zhi shang tan bing? all theory no practical?
basket n to think i think so highly of u.

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 12:03 PM

so u all along zhi shang tan bing? all theory no practical?
basket n to think i think so highly of u.

Ermmm...why you think so highly of me ??? I am ashamed that I had lead you astray...anyway...me a newbie...
:D

sadfa

18-01-2005, 12:12 PM

Ermmm...why you think so highly of me ??? I am ashamed that I had lead you astray...anyway...me a newbie...
:D

u n your 14 yr fren the same. always say newbie.

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 12:17 PM

u n your 14 yr fren the same. always say newbie.

Actually hor nothing wrong mah...I was a newbie 4yrs ago...and I did not grew from there...now still a newbie...you know in the cheonging world...we are a newbie everyday...b'cos we looks for new gals mah...tio bo??

I will still be a newbie 3 years later....
:D

newbadass

18-01-2005, 12:36 PM

Actually hor nothing wrong mah...I was a newbie 4yrs ago...and I did not grew from there...now still a newbie...you know in the cheonging world...we are a newbie everyday...b'cos we looks for new gals mah...tio bo??

I will still be a newbie 3 years later....
:D

Haha...
At least better than giving me one lao jiao pattern, then acting like a complete amateur once inside KTV.

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 01:22 PM

Haha...
At least better than giving me one lao jiao pattern, then acting like a complete amateur once inside KTV.

Ermmmm..you tokking about someone else?? I think me never went to KTV with you before, right?

What's the story?
muahahaha....
:D

newbadass

18-01-2005, 01:59 PM

What's the story?
muahahaha....
:D

Went to KTV with this friend of mine... he had been to Boss (once), Kabuki (once), where all the action is very hardcore, and he kept boasting what a lao jiao he is and trying to lecture me on how to "chiong properly".

We went into Top City KTV... and KNN first thing he complain that the room is too close to the bar counter. Scared people see what he is doing inside. Please lah.... what is he going to do that all the lao jiao in there never seen before? Paiseh still come here for fuck?!

Never mind... now the girls come in, and he keep saying he don't want them to sit with him. But he's not convincing enough, so the girls keep trying to persuade him. End up I have to be his bouncer, help him to reject. HELP HIM TO REJECT GIRLS! Can believe or not?

I got my girl, but he still haven't decided on one yet. I recommended him No. 206 because I know she is playable and friendly, but he thinks she is not chio enough. While No.207 was grinding her ass into my lap and smothering me with affection, he is there playing with the mic and KBKB say what "sian ah... boring.... no girl..." Bloody hell, GO OUT AND FIND FOR YOURSELF LAH! :mad:

Finally he told me that after careful consideration (took one hour), No.206 is not too bad a choice. I got No.207 to call No.206 in... and we went on for the rest of the night.

After KTV closed, we went out and he started boasting. "Wow... I don't think you had much action leh... I actually touch her breast OK.... and put my hand under her bra and twist her nipple..." Wahlao! This kind of thing so SOP, who bothers to mention nowadays? CCB.... I ask him what tip he paid her, and he said $30. WTF! IS HER NIPPLE MADE OF GOLD OR SOMETHING?

He asked me what I saw in No.207... and I mentioned that she is a good kisser (among other things) and he was like "Har, you kissed her? What if catch AIDS how?" This is the last straw man... obviously this guy didn't do his homework. Catch SARS maybe... but AIDS?!

Soon after he start to tell me again... "this place standard not high enough for me.... you should learn how to chiong"

Conclusion: Babysitting him is really a thankless and tedious job. Next time I rather chiong with people really more lao jiao than me... at least can learn something! Bloody hell....

Now that I think back it was quite amusing. But at that time I was really very pissed off. Hahaha

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 02:11 PM

Conclusion: Babysitting him is really a thankless and tedious job. Next time I rather chiong with people really more lao jiao than me... at least can learn something! Bloody hell....

Now that I think back it was quite amusing. But at that time I was really very pissed off. Hahaha

Hmmm...this type of ppl dun need to take care of him one lah...he boast till so loud...then you must make him bring you to his so-call fun place lor...then make him take care of you...muahaha...haiz...like the saying goes...a man' meat is another man's poison....

That was a good one...your front portion of the story reminds me of someone else...I hopes your friend is not a samsters.....
:D

sadfa

18-01-2005, 02:32 PM

Went to KTV with this friend of mine... he had been to Boss (once), Kabuki (once), where all the action is very hardcore, and he kept boasting what a lao jiao he is and trying to lecture me on how to "chiong properly".

But at that time I was really very pissed off. Hahaha

ya lor hope he is not from here. btw what he means by 'chiong properly'?
please educate us.

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 02:40 PM

here's my take on sianing ktv girls.....

I agree with most bros that these gals are mostly $$-minded. Even if you have the looks, eventually it will boil down to $$. Like one bro said, these gals work in ktv for a reason and that is $$. I am just an average joe, enough $$ to go around. used to like sianing ktv gals but i have seen the emptiness in it. it will just lead to nowhere... generally. Of course, there are exceptions but they are few and far between.

If you have deep pockets or just a good monthly income, you can cheong and sian these girls. but believe me, it will end up as the girl telling you how broke they are, how poor things they are, etc etc and eventually ask for $$ or support. Will you want to go thru that and sustain them or would you rather spend the $$ elsewhere to enjoy yourself?

I can understand when feelings become involved. I have been there too but lucky for me, I pulled out in time before going any deeper. To all the bros who are sianing these gals, ask yourself what is your objective? How much to spend to reach your objective? Then you will not be blinded.

To sian these girls is not difficult. Show some care and concern, flirt with them, don't do so much hanky-panky with them when starting off. show "commitment" to them. let them feel secure when they are with you. be fun-loving. eventually you will get the so-called "FOC". tried and tested formula but not 100% fool-proof. depends on who your "opponent" is.

just my 0.00000002 cents worth. (sorry if it sounds on the gloomy side. hehe!) :D

Leeson

18-01-2005, 03:15 PM

just my 0.00000002 cents worth. (sorry if it sounds on the gloomy side. hehe!) :D

of course it helps when you look as good as wahpiang too! :D

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 03:25 PM

i also no looks, no $$$, no car

some gals prefer ugly guys, poor, and take bus/mrt and
only sometimes taxi.

ugly, no competition,- poor, cannot go 'yan hua ri chao' -take
public tpt can spend quality time together...:p (can share poor
togther then got future)..

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 03:35 PM

some gals prefer ugly guys

bro sjmjplayer, can intro these gals to me cos i havent met any. nice to understand their rationale and mentality behind their thinking. Furthermore, i am ugly and poor. :p

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 03:45 PM

some gals prefer ugly guys, poor, and take bus/mrt and
only sometimes taxi.

I think you are 1 lucky AH...Me so ugly and so poor...really no gals see...when gal see me...you can sense the obvious route they took to avoid me....
that's how bad shape I am in...
:(

sadfa

18-01-2005, 03:55 PM

I think you are 1 lucky AH...Me so ugly and so poor...really no gals see...when gal see me...you can sense the obvious route they took to avoid me....
that's how bad shape I am in...
:(

whenever people say that, its the opposite.
maybe u will tell me that while fondling the charbor next 2 u in ktv.

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 04:29 PM

not say cannot intro to you la. those I met, already got ugly and
poor BF.. then hor, remaining hor, I sian myself also not enough.

in future if got leftovers, i intro to you lo...:p

how u wont get angry with my reply lidat hor...

bro sjmjplayer, can intro these gals to me cos i havent met any. nice to understand their rationale and mentality behind their thinking. Furthermore, i am ugly and poor.

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 04:43 PM

how u wont get angry with my reply lidat hor...

angry? you got to be kidding! appreciate your reply lah.

if got leftovers, i will be more than grateful! hehehe!!! :p let me practice my dormant sianing skills. frankly speaking, i already give up hope. hahahahaha! wait a min, these are ktv girls right? just checking.....

newbadass

18-01-2005, 04:45 PM

To sian these girls is not difficult. Show some care and concern, flirt with them, don't do so much hanky-panky with them when starting off.

This reminds me of the girls' way of sianing us... :D
First don't ask for money, show some care and concern, make the poor sucker think you really have feelings for him... then CHOP!

So similar. Very scary.

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 04:46 PM

that's how bad shape I am in...
:(

bro, we guys are always in shape. Round is a shape....... :D

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 04:47 PM

So similar. Very scary.

the best part is that they dun even know their own tactics are being used on them. Tread cautiously........ :D

newbadass

18-01-2005, 04:47 PM

ya lor hope he is not from here. btw what he means by 'chiong properly'?
please educate us.

He probably means "girl must strip, must offer BJ, then can consider chionging". :eek:

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:47 PM

whenever people say that, its the opposite.
maybe u will tell me that while fondling the charbor next 2 u in ktv.

Why you no believe me leh?? BTW, me also never cheong with you before...if you see me in the KTV room with a gal...you will surely sees the gal beside me having a hard time controlling herself from breaking into tears...I am simply too ugly liao...
:o

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:49 PM

angry? you got to be kidding! appreciate your reply lah.

if got leftovers, i will be more than grateful! hehehe!!! :p let me practice my dormant sianing skills. frankly speaking, i already give up hope. hahahahaha! wait a min, these are ktv girls right? just checking.....

Muahaha...you so chin chye ah?? Anyway, dun be dispare...there's tons and tons of PRC out there...I simply no time and money...or else....muahahahaha....I go to plastic surgy first...too ugly....
:o

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:50 PM

bro, we guys are always in shape. Round is a shape....... :D

But....but...me not even in round shape...dun know how to discribe also...simply no words for it...I gives up explaining liao...
:o

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 04:52 PM

Muahaha...you so chin chye ah?? Anyway, dun be dispare...there's tons and tons of PRC out there...I simply no time and money...or else....muahahahaha....I go to plastic surgy first...too ugly....
:o

no need to go plastic surgy lah. get bro sgmjplayer to intro to you. bro sj, you must intro leftover to bro ckk first then i second in line. swee boh? :p

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 04:52 PM

I am talking abt PRCs, can be KTV gals, or street walkers..

If you folo the GL MMs, the hype abt leejie, I saw her leaving
with a guy, surely not rich, by foot. young chap, not gd looking
for sure.

wait a min, these are ktv girls right? just checking.....

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:52 PM

He probably means "girl must strip, must offer BJ, then can consider chionging". :eek:

That's a new defination....I read it as the guy must dress properly...speak with manner...drink with the proper pose...light your ciggie and drag with style...then can cheong...
:confused:

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 04:53 PM

he TCSSPG, u also believe.. everyday sits in hall, at dickson..

I only can afford to go once every fortnite... :rolleyes:

no need to go plastic surgy lah. get bro sgmjplayer to intro to you. bro sj, you must intro leftover to bro ckk first then i second in line. swee boh?

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:53 PM

If you folo the GL MMs, the hype abt leejie, I saw her leaving
with a guy, surely not rich, by foot. young chap, not gd looking
for sure.

I usually tot the guy is the supper provider...song wai mai de....
:D

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:55 PM

no need to go plastic surgy lah. get bro sgmjplayer to intro to you. bro sj, you must intro leftover to bro ckk first then i second in line. swee boh? :p

No...no....cannot...you ask first...so you are first in the Q....me never mind...second also good enough liao...no no high hopes one...so better dun spoil your chances....
:D

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 04:57 PM

u mistaken liao la. I am the 'song wai mai de'

you never read properly ah? she 'left with the guy by foot' AFTER WORK.

I usually tot the guy is the supper provider...song wai mai de....

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 04:57 PM

he TCSSPG, u also believe.. everyday sits in hall, at dickson..

I only can afford to go once every fortnite...

What is TCSSPG??? :confused:

I sitting in the hall to just see gals...gals approach me...I say dun need gal...when waitress ask me need a table...i so waiting for friend...later ...usually I go drink Teh at the outside Kopi tiam when thirst....after watching a while...I go home PCC...like that dun really need to spend mah...tio bo?
:o

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 05:00 PM

see, he ugly and poor, also got gals approach him, where got
need intro?

tok cok sing song play guitar. tok rubbish....:p

What is TCSSPG???

I sitting in the hall to just see gals...gals approach me...I say dun need gal..

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 05:00 PM

u mistaken liao la. I am the 'song wai mai de'

you never read properly ah? she 'left with the guy by foot' AFTER WORK.

Hmmm...but then your std of good looking guy aybe different from others eyes mah...then hor...maybe his car too flashy...or he stays some where near..possible?
:confused:

CheongKingKong

18-01-2005, 05:02 PM

see, he ugly and poor, also got gals approach him, where got
need intro?

Have lah...got lao goh approach me lor...that one counted? Me prefer SYT or early thirties mah...
:confused:

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 05:08 PM

u dont know I beli the kapo meh? I ever drive behind a guy and folo
him, see where he brings the gal....lol...that time, my gal wants
to see where the other gal goes, as that gal in topic says she virgin. :p

when I say something, i got some basics to back up la.. from his
look, he cannot hv some flashy car hiding some where, unless he park in
National stadium and walk to lor 10 to fetch the gal and walk back to
stadium. (if you hv a flashy car that is too flashy, will will do that?)

Hmmm...but then your std of good looking guy aybe different from others eyes mah...then hor...maybe his car too flashy...or he stays some where near..possible?

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 05:16 PM

If you folo the GL MMs, the hype abt leejie, I saw her leaving
with a guy, surely not rich, by foot. young chap, not gd looking
for sure.

oic. PRCs? definitely my type.

hmmm.... then there is hope? looks like have to rely on you to lead a newbie like me..... :D

AstroBoy80

18-01-2005, 06:06 PM

I need some help..

sadfa

18-01-2005, 06:08 PM

u dont know I beli the kapo meh?

when I say something, i got some basics to back up la.. from his
look, he cannot hv some flashy car hiding some where, unless he park in
National stadium and walk to lor 10 to fetch the gal and walk back to
stadium. (if you hv a flashy car that is too flashy, will will do that?)

bro, double standard lah!

u say i always put 1 leg in, but u yourself also kapo. no good lah!

maybe he own rolls royce? or car got special plate, 1 no. only?

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 06:41 PM

I only can afford to go once every fortnite... :rolleyes:

once every fortnite?? that's much more than me leh!! hehe! :D

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 06:43 PM

No...no....cannot...you ask first...so you are first in the Q....me never mind...second also good enough liao...no no high hopes one...so better dun spoil your chances....
:D

i first in line maybe also tan bo chiak. leftovers also let other pple eat finish..... sigh..... :p

wahpiang

18-01-2005, 06:44 PM

see, he ugly and poor, also got gals approach him, where got
need intro?

tok cok sing song play guitar. tok rubbish....:p

wah! bro ckk got gals appraoch him! me jealous oridi.... me only got waiters approach me in other joints. me damn scared ah!! :D

santaizi

18-01-2005, 07:14 PM

Went to KTV with this friend of mine... he had been to Boss (once), Kabuki (once), where all the action is very hardcore, and he kept boasting what a lao jiao he is and trying to lecture me on how to "chiong properly".

We went into Top City KTV... and KNN first thing he complain that the room is too close to the bar counter. Scared people see what he is doing inside. Please lah.... what is he going to do that all the lao jiao in there never seen before? Paiseh still come here for fuck?!

wao loa. lucky that day i never go with u. if not... isure suay him infront. haha

santaizi

18-01-2005, 07:15 PM

some gals prefer ugly guys, poor, and take bus/mrt and
only sometimes taxi.

ugly, no competition,- poor, cannot go 'yan hua ri chao' -take
public tpt can spend quality time together...:p (can share poor
togther then got future)..

got such good girls meh? i sure want.
but too bad. hard hard hard to find.

Strider_sG

18-01-2005, 07:46 PM

got such good girls meh? i sure want.
but too bad. hard hard hard to find.
well a pearl among gems..if u can find u will cherish her very much....

santaizi

18-01-2005, 08:17 PM

well a pearl among gems..if u can find u will cherish her very much....

ya lah. but only if "you" can find.
or "we" can find. agree?

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 10:32 PM

I kapo, never put 1 leg in.. I know her activities, coz I kapo.
she dont know I know her activities or KAPO.. :p

bro, double standard lah!

u say i always put 1 leg in, but u yourself also kapo. no good lah!

maybe he own rolls royce? or car got special plate, 1 no. only?

sgmjplayer

18-01-2005, 10:36 PM

finding such gals is may not be so possible, but there is.
these gal normally ends up being cheated by ppl out there.

actually I juz finish enjoying the companion of a L12/L8 FL.
I could hv send her to airport or left her alone without paying.
she never asked for a single cent, and I never make her
any promise. hotel bills also no need to pay, i stay in her hotel.

Like that gal good anot? ask her wanna eat what?
her reply: anything, can fill stomach ok liaoz.

got such good girls meh? i sure want.
but too bad. hard hard hard to find.

santaizi

18-01-2005, 10:49 PM

finding such gals is may not be so possible, but there is.
these gal normally ends up being cheated by ppl out there.

actually I juz finish enjoying the companion of a L12/L8 FL.
I could hv send her to airport or left her alone without paying.
she never asked for a single cent, and I never make her
any promise. hotel bills also no need to pay, i stay in her hotel.

Like that gal good anot? ask her wanna eat what?
her reply: anything, can fill stomach ok liaoz.

L12/8 fl dont need $$$?
real or not?

there is such girls. but very very few and very hard very hard to find.
you are one lucky champ.

MoonBlaze

18-01-2005, 10:55 PM

Agree with you bro... but for my case, I lost the battle to my own self. True...in life, we always lose to ourselves than the challenges...Cheer Up! Just dun get too serious..

i had almost used up my monthly income on cheonging ....it make me very poor and also got to settle down as got gf.. ..got to think for my future liao.. going to hit 30 and nvm had a healthy saving......
Starting late is better than never....Cheer Up!

This reminds me of the girls' way of sianing us... :D
First don't ask for money, show some care and concern, make the poor sucker think you really have feelings for him... then CHOP!So similar. Very scary.
the best part is that they dun even know their own tactics are being used on them. Tread cautiously........
It is a see-whose-con-skill-better world. Male and Female alike.

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:03 AM

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:04 AM

Ooiii.... leejie???

stupid mamamia.. still hv not pass me 90 bucks...Lee Jie is still in my KIV list...hahhahahha :D

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:05 AM

ah ha? not me hor, I SAW!!..:p

Ooiii.... leejie???

Looksee

19-01-2005, 11:07 AM

ah ha? not me hor, I SAW!!..:p

i tot u sleeping??

:confused:

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:09 AM

dont confused.. 6pm, I go home sleep.

i tot u sleeping??

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 11:09 AM

i first in line maybe also tan bo chiak. leftovers also let other pple eat finish..... sigh..... :p

Hmmm...lidat really must gives you advance booking then can liao...muahahaha...
:D

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:10 AM

i tot u sleeping??

:confused:

Uncle 6C this is not a TCSS thread...can we stick to topic on how to sian KTV gals... how u sian the sony tv may i noe.... :D

mamamia

19-01-2005, 11:10 AM

90 bucks I dun have....If you want I lend you some of my sperm but you got to work your way to get it..... :p stupid mamamia.. still hv not pass me 90 bucks...Lee Jie is still in my KIV list...hahhahahha :D

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:11 AM

stupid mamamia.. still hv not pass me 90 bucks...Lee Jie is still in my KIV list...hahhahahha :D

KIV until months ??? make up yr mind man....

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:12 AM

90 bucks I dun have....If you want I lend you some of my sperm but you got to work your way to get it..... :p

u dun TCSS play majong lah... wan to lend, dun wan to lend then swa liao.. play dilly dally tatics... by the time i go and visit her her cunt become loose loose liao... then how to sian..... :p

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:13 AM

KIV until months ??? make up yr mind man....

i bo bian... i donate all my money to the Tsunamis victims liao... now no money to bonk Lee Jie and some of my TV at BS and RS KTVs.....

i m very sad.... :(

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:13 AM

dont confused.. 6pm, I go home sleep.

u still in heaven.... ???
still got bullet anot ??? cum nothing then u know... :D

mamamia

19-01-2005, 11:14 AM

You mean Turbo enlarge her cunt size???? You liddat say turbo goot meh???

Told you that you can always advance from your papa....dun always look for mama!!!! :p u dun TCSS play majong lah... wan to lend, dun wan to lend then swa liao.. play dilly dally tatics... by the time i go and visit her her cunt become loose loose liao... then how to sian..... :p

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:15 AM

u still in heaven.... ???
still got bullet anot ??? cum nothing then u know... :D

tink he mus hv bonk LEE JIE behind ur back liao..... :D

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:15 AM

u dun TCSS play majong lah... wan to lend, dun wan to lend then swa liao.. play dilly dally tatics... by the time i go and visit her her cunt become loose loose liao... then how to sian..... :p

hahaha.... then u better prepare yr head bcom thick thick to handle her loose loose

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:16 AM

down rite to earth liaoz, cannot cum only la..

thats why need to sleep more to catch up..

got any suggestion to increase sperm count? :p

u still in heaven.... ???
still got bullet anot ??? cum nothing then u know...

mamamia

19-01-2005, 11:17 AM

You really donated ALL your money to Tsunami's victim??? Sky cloudy later thunder strike you.... :rolleyes: i bo bian... i donate all my money to the Tsunamis victims liao...

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:17 AM

dun always look for mama!!!! :p

yah loh

MAMAMIA MAMAMIA 今排你好吗，有没有被人刁？

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:18 AM

wah piangz eh, you wanna 'tiao bo' also find gal.. find 2 guys
to do that. got value meh?

bonk street walker still need to do it behind backs? 'sigh'

tink he mus hv bonk LEE JIE behind ur back liao.....

btw, I prefer BBBJ, not BJ..'if u understand'

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 11:18 AM

wah! bro ckk got gals appraoch him! me jealous oridi.... me only got waiters approach me in other joints. me damn scared ah!! :D

Lao Goh you also wan?? Like that no problem....I will intro you somes....
:D

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:18 AM

hahaha.... then u better prepare yr head bcom thick thick to handle her loose loose

I sibei no mood liao... cannot bonk Lee Jie and all my Fuzhou and Chongqing meis at BS KTV... tonite i goin mission at BS KTV liao.......i will wait at NBC for her to come down and go bonking liao.... :D

mamamia

19-01-2005, 11:19 AM

Ask RC and he will advise you.....stout plus.........*gg I think.... RC used this method to bash everynight(nonstop)!!! :p got any suggestion to increase sperm count? :p

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 11:19 AM

got such good girls meh? i sure want.
but too bad. hard hard hard to find.

Ya lor...I also wan...Sillypore gal also difficult to find liao....
:D

mahalosux

19-01-2005, 11:20 AM

You really donated ALL your money to Tsunami's victim??? Sky cloudy later thunder strike you.... :rolleyes:

non of ur biz... i not like u... donate all ur money to shanghai .... :rolleyes:

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:20 AM

down rite to earth liaoz, cannot cum only la..

thats why need to sleep more to catch up..

got any suggestion to increase sperm count? :p

take more deep fried chicken, deep fried mutton, deep fried steak, deep fried potato, deep fried durian, deep fried pork, then u can continue to go deep inside and fried her... :D

mamamia

19-01-2005, 11:22 AM

Not lend you moni only you angry??? Go find WPP your papa dun always come find me Mama....I didn't donate ALL my money to Shanghai hor....part of my minor portion only hor.... :p non of ur biz... i not like u... donate all ur money to shanghai .... :rolleyes:

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:23 AM

Ask RC and he will advise you.....stout plus.........*gg I think.... RC used this method to bash everynight(nonstop)!!! :p

stout wz "8".... yup u will be smiling in heaven... ;)

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:25 AM

mama... ff leh...? :D

mamamia

19-01-2005, 11:25 AM

No wonder you have been smiling "since then" till now.... :p stout wz "8".... yup u will be smiling in heaven... ;)

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:27 AM

Back to topic.. dont always post off topic....:p

during her aunty visit, bring her to eat dinner.. cheap cheap 1
at kopi-tiam, go l15 eat teochew porridge.. then go 1 fullerton
see merlion, take photos. and the rest is history liaoz lo..

I referring to the FL i had...hahahaha

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:28 AM

milo wz '8' can anot?

I dont like stout..:(

stout wz "8".... yup u will be smiling in heaven... ;)

sadfa

19-01-2005, 11:29 AM

during her aunty visit, bring her to eat dinner.. cheap cheap 1
at kopi-tiam, go l15 eat teochew porridge.. then go 1 fullerton
see merlion, take photos. and the rest is history liaoz lo..

wah i am rite. u r righteous man.
during aunty visit, i always not free.
beforehand i roughly remember when aunty visit, so when she ask me gai gai, i would ask her aunty go back already or not?
no pt lah. spend money on her, nothing in return.

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 11:29 AM

I referring to the FL i had...hahahaha

I salute you....I actually recently bio a L12 gal...sibey sweetand charming in my eyes...wanna fish her...dun know will be sucessful or not...if tio liao will let you know...
:D

sadfa

19-01-2005, 11:33 AM

I salute you....I actually recently bio a L12 gal...sibey sweetand charming in my eyes...wanna fish her...dun know will be sucessful or not...if tio liao will let you know...
:D

wah bro! see u expert! u keep denying.
anyway i wont bother fishing these charbor. just bonk n bye bye.

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:35 AM

what her name?

I salute you....I actually recently bio a L12 gal...sibey sweetand charming in my eyes...wanna fish her...dun know will be sucessful or not...if tio liao will let you know...

turbo_power

19-01-2005, 11:37 AM

milo wz '8' can anot?

I dont like stout..:(

lu cha wz '8'... :p

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 11:42 AM

we are toking abt tactics.. this is 1 of those I used.

spend money on her, nothing in return.

how do you know abt returns?

my returns was 2 wks of enjoyment at her hotel.
damn f-king expensive carpark, but cheaper than
everytime $20 to H81...wahahahaha

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 11:53 AM

wah bro! see u expert! u keep denying.
anyway i wont bother fishing these charbor. just bonk n bye bye.

Ermm....me only dare to bio her from far...then see how she operate...Me no expert lah...never tried to hook a street walker before...I think they are too tough unless I have the money to even go for the first bonk....
:o

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 12:03 PM

what her name?

Ermm...I overheard she told a potential customer that her name is Xiao Xue...so far I saw her usually in jeans, mid-driff black top with bluish green car-ti-gen...Blond die shoulder length stright hair with body, side parting......small slutty eye... very fair complexsion...age in late twenties...stand about 1.65m....

You saw her before?
:D

sadfa

19-01-2005, 12:07 PM

we are toking abt tactics.. this is 1 of those I used.

hw do you know abt returns?

my returns was 2 wks of enjoyment at her hotel.
damn f-king expensive carpark, but cheaper than
everytime $20 to H81...wahahahaha

good 4 u that u got some returns.
i am sick of these tactics they use, so whenever something like that happen, i am not that keen.

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 12:08 PM

oops.. i only see gals from early 20s to latest mid 20s. late 20s
wont remember.. my ram chip no so high power. :p

...age in late twenties...stand about 1.65m....

You saw her before?

sadfa

19-01-2005, 12:09 PM

Ermm...I overheard she told a potential customer that her name is Xiao Xue...so far I saw her usually in jeans, mid-driff black top with bluish green car-ti-gen...Blond die shoulder length stright hair with body, side parting......small slutty eye... very fair complexsion...age in late twenties...stand about 1.65m....

You saw her before?
:D

wah u bio until so detail.
anyway just on her n talk to her in hotel lor.
she wont like it if u talk to her in the street 2 long n chase away her customers.

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 01:45 PM

wah u bio until so detail.
anyway just on her n talk to her in hotel lor.
she wont like it if u talk to her in the street 2 long n chase away her customers.

Muahahaha...I only tok to her once...

Xiao Xue seeing me walking pass: Mr. go no go? Hur...
Ckk: Er...me rushing off to meet friend leh. (Actually CKK alone)
Xiao Xue: Never mind lor...let them wait a while...
CKK: Cannot lah, me friend really wait for me in front...
Xiao Xue: Dun worry lah, me will provide good full package service...
CKK: Er...you BJ?
Xiao Xue: Yes...
Ckk: How much you charge?
Xiao Xue: $80 lor ...(Her eyes brightened up)
Ckk: Ok...another day...

Then hor me only bio her from far and quickly by pass her on the second trip ...heard her name...

That's all lor...too much?
Actually she looks like mid twenties...but close inspection she should be late twenties...
:D

Randi_Candi

19-01-2005, 02:12 PM

Ask RC and he will advise you.....stout plus.........*gg I think.... RC used this method to bash everynight(nonstop)!!! :p
U dun luan luan gong hor
Stout with egg is for people to fast fast puke 1
U want real power 1, here is the recipe

1 solid gao gao Kopi-o kosong
1 same portion of black dog
1 egg yolk
Sitrred but not shaken

If u think not power enuff add another 20-30% of red bull

U chk MHS black book, thats how he managed to tong 2solid wks of cheong :D

sadfa

19-01-2005, 03:02 PM

Then hor me only bio her from far and quickly by pass her on the second trip ...heard her name...

That's all lor...too much?
Actually she looks like mid twenties...but close inspection she should be late twenties...
:D

bro why so shy? u cheong king #### what!

waypastprime

19-01-2005, 03:19 PM

Stout with egg is for people to fast fast puke 1

No wonder u offered me straightaway two mugs of Stout with eggs when i stepped into MG couple of months back! :mad:

Randi_Candi

19-01-2005, 03:22 PM

No wonder u offered me straightaway two mugs of Stout with eggs when i stepped into MG couple of months back! :mad:
But u din puke mah
I also know tat u goot drinker, u lidat hao lian goot meh? :p

Knn....so many months ago liao u still remember???

waypastprime

19-01-2005, 03:30 PM

But u din puke mah
I also know tat u goot drinker, u lidat hao lian goot meh?

Knn....so many months ago liao u still remember???

Errr.... How u know I didnt puke? Probably I hide in the toilet for ages? :D

Of course! Basket... To think that I'm so gullible to believe u... :(

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 03:37 PM

bro why so shy? u cheong king #### what!

Ermmm...actually me not shy lah...just that the bloody pocket is flat liao...@#&$%^#&...sibey tulanz that I no enough cash to up her...
Muahahaha...actually I got her number later into the night...
:D

V|ernar

19-01-2005, 03:39 PM

nah , i only believe in 1 can of stout + 1 egg *egg white only* + redbull. then slay some grass , if you cant bonk for 6 hrs.. i chop my head off , i talking abt bonk non stop.. and only you do the work.. she can just lay there waiting to get busted~

the only bad thing is.. you can feel you are cumming.. but you dont feel a shit when it cum.

worst then wearing duxxx perfoxxxx , try it at your own risk.. cause the above method speed up your blood flow but slow down your brain , you might unable to speak the next day.. or talk some rubbish.. which you dont know what you are talking.

by the way , so many pages liao.. how come still no one teach us how to sian KTV girls?

want to learn some skill leh end up reading 7 page of nothing.. haiz~

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 03:58 PM

by the way , so many pages liao.. how come still no one teach us how to sian KTV girls?

want to learn some skill leh end up reading 7 page of nothing.. haiz~

Very simple reasons mah...we are talking about handling a relaionship with another human...and relationship is the most complex of any kind of situations...the outcomes for any inputs in un-measurable....there are too many variables...too many parameter...so in a nut shell...there's not exact right, sure win ways or there is no sure wrong or blasted ways...it all bols down to how each and everyone handle the situations..

Cheers..
:D

sadfa

19-01-2005, 05:03 PM

so in a nut shell...there's not exact right, sure win ways or there is no sure wrong or blasted ways...it all bols down to how each and everyone handle the situations..

Cheers..
:D

aiyah all those gao ren dont want to teach, what can we do?

Randi_Candi

19-01-2005, 05:12 PM

Errr.... How u know I didnt puke? Probably I hide in the toilet for ages?

Of course! Basket... To think that I'm so gullible to believe u... :(
Haha.....I should have offered u the guad guad sorid drink - Stout with 2eggs :eek:
Dun b so humble lar, u are 1 of the bestest drinker i know

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 05:16 PM

I did post to TOPIC.. u didnt understand?
I can repeat if required.

by the way , so many pages liao.. how come still no one teach us how to sian KTV girls?

want to learn some skill leh end up reading 7 page of nothing.. haiz~

waypastprime

19-01-2005, 05:21 PM

Haha.....I should have offered u the guad guad sorid drink - Stout with 2eggs
Dun b so humble lar, u are 1 of the bestest drinker i know

No more next time. I wont be that gullible anymore. Once bitten twice shy... :p

No... DNAT is the 'bestestestest' drinker I ever come across. :eek:

Randi_Candi

19-01-2005, 05:25 PM

No more next time. I wont be that gullible anymore. Once bitten twice shy... :p

No... DNAT is the 'bestestestest' drinker I ever come across.
Nbzz..... tat unc jus jio me 1 nite go drink
In tat case I betta go and learn from mr Batu how to siam him liao :D

CheongKingKong

19-01-2005, 05:53 PM

aiyah all those gao ren dont want to teach, what can we do?

Who are the Gao Ren wor?? Seriously I also wanna pai shi....
:D

babycheong

19-01-2005, 06:29 PM

That was a good one...your front portion of the story reminds me of someone else...I hopes your friend is not a samsters.....
:D
err....u refering to me ah?.....me nvr boast wor.....me told u me really "newbie" leh :D

babycheong

19-01-2005, 06:33 PM

some gals prefer ugly guys, poor, and take bus/mrt and
only sometimes taxi.

ugly, no competition,- poor, cannot go 'yan hua ri chao' -take
public tpt can spend quality time together...:p (can share poor
togther then got future)..
bro, me also poor & ugly.....so maybe I stand a chance hor? Maybe I can "follow " u go KTV sian this type of gal?

The poor & Ugly,
BC

sgmjplayer

19-01-2005, 07:12 PM

I always thinks I am the last guy thinking that such gals exist.

never knew got so many of you also believe me...

I seriously dont believe such gals existed........:p

bro, me also poor & ugly.....so maybe I stand a chance hor? Maybe I can "follow " u go KTV sian this type of gal?

The poor & Ugly,
BC

wahpiang

19-01-2005, 07:56 PM

I seriously dont believe such gals existed........:p

wah! now leftovers also dun wan to intro to me liao, all keep to yourself. :p jia lat liao lor! go pcc better off........ sigh.......

Strider_sG

19-01-2005, 07:58 PM

wah! now leftovers also dun wan to intro to me liao, all keep to yourself. :p jia lat liao lor! go pcc better off........ sigh.......
pcc good wat...imagine...a stack of S$50 notes...u see and imagine...pcc...shoot and end of day still got the $$ in ur pocket....hahahahaha (Joking)

wahpiang

19-01-2005, 08:52 PM

pcc good wat...imagine...a stack of S$50 notes...u see and imagine...pcc...shoot and end of day still got the $$ in ur pocket....hahahahaha (Joking)

if i have a stack of $50 notes, veri difficult to pcc to Yusof Ishak leh (ho offence to our former president hor!) :p. Problem is dun even have a stack or a few, end of the day, pcc and still broke! hehe! :p

mahalosux

20-01-2005, 01:44 AM

Haha.....I should have offered u the guad guad sorid drink - Stout with 2eggs
Dun b so humble lar, u are 1 of the bestest drinker i know

we tok abt sian KTV gals how come stout to any correlationship wif sianing.... :confused:

dun wan to tok liao, u guys r good stout drinker cum KTV sianner lah...pei fu, pei fu..... when we gonna bomb our old base..... :D

Strider_sG

20-01-2005, 08:29 AM

if i have a stack of $50 notes, veri difficult to pcc to Yusof Ishak leh (ho offence to our former president hor!) :p. Problem is dun even have a stack or a few, end of the day, pcc and still broke! hehe! :p
hahahahaha... not tati gay or wat... hold on to one hand and close ur eyes...imagine... and pcc....hahahahaha...

waypastprime

20-01-2005, 08:54 AM

I seriously dont believe such gals existed........:p

Quick intro to me! I suit the above said descriptions. Perhaps even more than the requirements of being ugly and poor. :eek:

CheongKingKong

20-01-2005, 09:17 AM

err....u refering to me ah?.....me nvr boast wor.....me told u me really "newbie" leh :D

Ermmm....not you lah...you are always a bloody baby....Kanz....
:D

mahalosux

20-01-2005, 09:17 AM

Quick intro to me! I suit the above said descriptions. Perhaps even more than the requirements of being ugly and poor. :eek:

all the best later... and if u win the bucks remember nxt trip u blanjah..... :)

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 09:28 AM

we tok abt sian KTV gals how come stout to any correlationship wif sianing.... :confused:

dun wan to tok liao, u guys r good stout drinker cum KTV sianner lah...pei fu, pei fu..... when we gonna bomb our old base.....
Haha.......tats why I follow the da ges around
Hoping to hop some of the leftovers
Ugly, fatties like me can only 6c 6c then if luckier than tio bey biao maybe can find some leftovers
:o

mahalosux

20-01-2005, 09:31 AM

Haha.......tats why I follow the da ges around
Hoping to hop some of the leftovers
Ugly, fatties like me can only 6c 6c then if luckier than tio bey biao maybe can find some leftovers
:o

walao u bring Uncle6C in2 pic huh??? but anyway u tok abt 6C .. he is oso another gao shou lah... juggle between 2 TVs at the same time... :D

wat leftover, yah i noe u drank all our leftover beers when u see all our mugs were left unfinished...

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 09:36 AM

walao u bring Uncle6C in2 pic huh??? but anyway u tok abt 6C .. he is oso another gao shou lah... juggle between 2 TVs at the same time... :D

wat leftover, yah i noe u drank all our leftover beers when u see all our mugs were left unfinished...
Bo bian, kena tekan
If not QG dun want 2 impart sian skills to me

C? last time I got alot of da gor, but all see me can't sian zabor also gib up
:confused:

mahalosux

20-01-2005, 09:41 AM

Bo bian, kena tekan
If not QG dun want 2 impart sian skills to me

C? last time I got alot of da gor, but all see me can't sian zabor also gib up
:confused:

walao... how come u become a disciple when i tot u r the grand master... haizzz the oni solution is to attend the AMT lesson conducted by the cue master MMM..... :D

waypastprime

20-01-2005, 09:56 AM

last time I got alot of da gor, but all see me can't sian zabor also gib up

Then intro your da ge to me lah.. Coz I also need guidance from them. :o Me a newbie and still green in this field.. :D I promise to learn as much as possible...

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 10:10 AM

walao... how come u become a disciple when i tot u r the grand master... haizzz the oni solution is to attend the AMT lesson conducted by the cue master MMM..... :D
Knn.....u n wpp all sama sama
pretend pig eat piglet.........

My da gor all now busy
Think only after 2pm then they start lessons

2day I think conducted in either Bangra or Rangoon
Heard the facilities in Magnolia and Keropok room no goot :eek:

sgmjplayer

20-01-2005, 10:49 AM

not eat tiger meh?

can I enrol myself as part time student? :p

Knn.....u n wpp all sama sama
pretend pig eat piglet.........

My da gor all now busy
Think only after 2pm then they start lessons

2day I think conducted in either Bangra or Rangoon
Heard the facilities in Magnolia and Keropok room no goot :eek:

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 10:54 AM

not eat tiger meh?

can I enrol myself as part time student? :p
Walau, u another 1 1 2 chak me meh?
Gloating over my misfortune as the igor of the ktv scene
Hiazz......

Oi! u come out of mountain liao?
Successfully mastered ur skills?? :D

Kopi anytime after 6pm, sms me or pm lar
Share some juicy moments ( i mean we drink fruit juice hor, I know u dun kiss n tell)

mahalosux

20-01-2005, 11:01 AM

Knn.....u n wpp all sama sama
pretend pig eat piglet.........

My da gor all now busy
Think only after 2pm then they start lessons

2day I think conducted in either Bangra or Rangoon
Heard the facilities in Magnolia and Keropok room no goot :eek:
yeah he bz.. he can always send a relief teacher in M or new trainee teacher QG...

sgmjplayer

20-01-2005, 11:03 AM

i neber dare to chak u, wait u make me drink 2 cup.. i DIE

juz curious if pig eat tiger or pig eat piglet?

i never go into mountains, i went her hotel and hide...:p

sex and sex all over, got juicy meh? now only problem is
no sperms, gals date me, i say not free, sleeping at home.. :mad:
also no $$.. coz 'FOC' is full of charges to me.
I spend alot more when the gal never asked for a single cent.

Walau, u another 1 1 2 chak me meh?
Gloating over my misfortune as the igor of the ktv scene
Hiazz......

Oi! u come out of mountain liao?
Successfully mastered ur skills??

Kopi anytime after 6pm, sms me or pm lar
Share some juicy moments ( i mean we drink fruit juice hor, I know u dun kiss n tell)

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 11:07 AM

yeah he bz.. he can always send a relief teacher in M or new trainee teacher QG...
Haha.....QG damn heong 1
Later all the 'teaching mat'l' kena destroyed :D

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 11:11 AM

i neber dare to chak u, wait u make me drink 2 cup.. i DIE

juz curious if pig eat tiger or pig eat piglet?

i never go into mountains, i went her hotel and hide..

sex and sex all over, got juicy meh? now only problem is
no sperms, gals date me, i say not free, sleeping at home..
also no $$.. coz 'FOC' is full of charges to me.
I spend alot more when the gal never asked for a single cent.
Walau eh....u make me sound like straight out of the torture chamber

Its pretend pig eat tiger mah, but I m not tiger, even if I am I am paper tiger :o

FOCs definition is up to individual, so long as u think that there is a chemistry there.......I think its worth the time and efforts spent
All WLs are also human even though not all of them will share the same view.
Just like cheongsters, FOC derived thru cheating/scamming or even coercing is bullshit!
Anyway individuals have their own style and way of doing things, its not up to us to judge

So u now out of mountain and looking for new "love' again?? :D

sgmjplayer

20-01-2005, 11:31 AM

this is wat I am asking lo....

Its pretend pig eat tiger mah, but I m not tiger, even if I am I am paper tiger

Knn.....u n wpp all sama sama
pretend pig eat piglet.........
styles = underhand? I dont agree..

i can accept when the gal's interest is looked after or the
gal genuinely have NO interest in yr wallet. Even if you cheat/bluff
her in whatever ways you want, as long as SHE GOT NO COMPLAINS.
But 1 thing I cannot accept is to get it thru lies, empty promises.
Cheat with INTEND
(PS: I am not referring to you hor., juz a general statement)
Nowadays talk in forum beli stress, muz type out every single word.

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 11:42 AM

this is wat I am asking lo....

styles = underhand? I dont agree..

i can accept when the gal's interest is looked after or the
gal genuinely have NO interest in yr wallet. Even if you cheat/bluff
her in whatever ways you want, as long as SHE GOT NO COMPLAINS.
But 1 thing I cannot accept is to get it thru lies, empty promises.
Cheat with INTEND
(PS: I am not referring to you hor., juz a general statement)
Nowadays talk in forum beli stress, muz type out every single word.
Haha....u dun worry, I have got nothing for u to say
If say its only cos I am the 1 always kena
Like I have said styles, to me I think u n I and quite a handful of the guys we know are not tat kind.
But ultimately, I believe it should be a 2 party thingy. No point pulling a scam over their head.
What comes around goes around, believe it or not I believe in karma
It does not come today, it will come another day

sgmjplayer

20-01-2005, 11:51 AM

i try to point out yr 1 little mistake in the pig eat piglet.. can hv so long
discussion...wahahahaha...

Anyway, as usual, NONE of my concern. Its only my gal ask me why
that small gal keeps calling me? Otherwise, I cant be bothered.

I am sick of old stories.. can we hv some creative new stories?

the sick and cancer guy was good. hope he die of cancer already... :mad:

Knn.....u n wpp all sama sama
pretend pig eat piglet.........

But ultimately, I believe it should be a 2 party thingy. No point pulling a scam over their head.
What comes around goes around, believe it or not I believe in karma
It does not come today, it will come another day

Randi_Candi

20-01-2005, 11:58 AM

i try to point out yr 1 little mistake in the pig eat piglet.. can hv so long
discussion...wahahahaha...

Anyway, as usual, NONE of my concern. Its only my gal ask me why
that small gal keeps calling me? Otherwise, I cant be bothered.

I am sick of old stories.. can we hv some creative new stories?

the sick and cancer guy was good. hope he die of cancer already... :mad:
Haha.....u mean I am boring lar??

I have no new stories, nowadays life is semi peaceful
No 1 jio me cheong and I jio no 1 cheong
Just sitting around and babe watching in GL sometimes, else its work and home

Relax brudda, watz done can't be undone
U have seen the color of some of the people, just know that they won't be able to do tat to u anymore

Its horiday eve.....chlll man
:D