Any Lobang in Pakistan

[axeman24]

Hi bros,

I will be going to Karachi on the 27 this month till 2 of Apr for the first time. So want to check what can I do over there in the night besides staying in the hotel to pcc :D

[thefirstname]

Hi bros,

I will be going to Karachi on the 27 this month till 2 of Apr for the first time. So want to check what can I do over there in the night besides staying in the hotel to pcc :D

Sorry Bro, you are travelling to a blackhole. I've been there twice, staying at the Sheraton both times.

There is a bustling "nightlife" in Karachi, but that's mostly the people going out for dinner with their families. So I wouldnt advise you to make eyes at the sexy chick in a shalawar, cos her dad would be hovering suspiciously nearby. The dinnertime in Pakistan starts around 9 or 10 pm (!), so remember to buy some snacks on the way back to the hotel if you are prone to hypoglycaemia. The restaurants just start opening around 8pm.

That said, the best place to find some action are the malls in clifton and Sea View areas. Some of the girls hanging around the KFC's are WLs. The only way to know is to gather up the courage and go talk to them. If they are not WL's, they will say no, and in that case, it is best to leave the place as fast as possible, in the interest of your continued well being :). This is absolutely not for the faint-hearted, or weak legged.

By the way, there are no bars outside of hotels, where you can even get drunk. The hotel bars close at midnight. This can be a good opportunity - on my second visit there, I took with me a litre bottle of Glenfiddich from Singapore. Then I went to the hotel bar, and stuck up a conversation with a french lady (ard 35yrs) staying there. When the bar closed, I invited her to my room to share my bottle. That lead to 2 nights of not-so-great-but-what-the-hell-its-free sex.

There are a few things you need to remember when looking for sex in Karachi:
1. Its not easy to find.
2. It's highly illegal - meaning, you need to carry about 5000 Rs extra to bribe the policeman if you get caught.
3. Hookers dont speak english, at best it will be a few words only.
4. The hookers are from the lowest strata of society.
5. The Paki hookers are dirty, smell of rancid sweat, and probably infested with ticks and crab lice.
6. I've been told Russian hookers are available, if you have the right contacts (try the chief of police, maybe). But these maybe very expensive.

Please accept my deepest condolences, bro. You are in for a celibate trip, unless you follow my experience and take a bottle with you (and find someone to share it with).

[SmallD]

Been there twice. cant recall which hotel that i stay. was offer by the car rental counter. bear in mind.... it might be very exp. heard local chick might cost u USD150

[axeman24]

Please accept my deepest condolences, bro. You are in for a celibate trip, unless you follow my experience and take a bottle with you (and find someone to share it with).[/QUOTE]


Bro thanks for you advised. Sign....... I guess I will stick to pcc in the hotel. I am staying in Marriot in Karachi. If I can find anything will definately post a FR to show my appreciation to you guys. Anyway I will be going to Sri Lanka tomorrow and be back on Sat 19 will post a FR when I come back. Cheers guys.

[ChickLuver]

Brother

This is not the right place to visit but surely you can find some stuff if you can pay the high price.

Have a nice time.


Please accept my deepest condolences, bro. You are in for a celibate trip, unless you follow my experience and take a bottle with you (and find someone to share it with).


Bro thanks for you advised. Sign....... I guess I will stick to pcc in the hotel. I am staying in Marriot in Karachi. If I can find anything will definately post a FR to show my appreciation to you guys. Anyway I will be going to Sri Lanka tomorrow and be back on Sat 19 will post a FR when I come back. Cheers guys.[/QUOTE]

[axeman24]

[QUOTE=ChickLuver]Brother

This is not the right place to visit but surely you can find some stuff if you can pay the high price.

Have a nice time.

Bro, if given a choice I would not want to go there as well unfortunately got a big arrow from my boss that I'm in charge of this country so lan lan have to go. :((

[axeman24]

Hello to all bros,

As you are reading this mail I am still in Pakistan. Well as all the brothers advises . Its all true....... There are simply no night life at all. Man no wonder the men here get married so early have have so many children hahaha. Well anyway just want to chat with you guys for awhile since I am free for the night. Anyway I am starying at the Marriot hotel on the excutive floor soon I get the vip treatment not too bad at least it compensate for the lack of WL here :D Right talk to you guys again got to do some work now.

[SmallD]

Bro, there wasn't any legal night life in Karachi. What you can do is, just ask the bell boy and they will bring you some ladies... can not 100% gurantee they are pakistani... very high chances are arabian. Where in Lahore... you can found some Russian Chicks,..... good luck....

[axeman24]

Bro thanks for the advised bro frankly speaking I do not mind whether is the locals or arab as long as I can bonk a good WL I will be very happy :). BTW do you know what is the cost?

[SmallD]

there is no official price. from what i heard the price might be USD100-150 for the local babe. the russian chick might cost about USD200-250. this is just a guideline. maybe someone who really try before might correct me.

happying cheonging!!!

[thefirstname]

Hi Bro Axeman,

Keep your spirits up, buddy. Soon you'll be out of that backward, camel-humping, tick-infested shit-pot of a country, and be back in civilization.

It's just not worth paying the asking price for local FLs. You can get 6 model-class chicks in Bangkok, for the price of one middle aged, over-weight, smelly FL in Pakistan. So, just make room for a stop-over in BKK, if you are flying that airways (usually the best way to fly to Pakistan).

I hope you didnt forget my advice to bring in a bottle or 2 of booze. That will help you pass the time, and, who knows, even get laid, if you play it well.

[SmallD]

Bro thefirstname:

Totally agree with what you said. There are plenty of stuff you can do with that kind of money in bangkok. From what i know if from singapore there is only one airline to go karachi which is Thai Airway. Where you transit in bangkok for maybe 5 hours. just make use of the stop-over.

Bro thefirstname are you in bangkok now?>

By the way is our brother on his way back as today is 2nd of April

[thefirstname]

Bro thefirstname:

Bro thefirstname are you in bangkok now?>



Actually, I am flying to BKK tomorrow. But unfortunately, there may not be an opportunity on this trip to head down to Eden club, as several of my collegues are travelling with me.

But I will be going back to Bangkok on the 3rd week of April as well. That will give me some opportunity to try my luck.

[axeman24]

To all bros thanks for the advised, Sad to say i didn't buy a bottle of alcohol to pakistan cos was traveling with my bosses so it i buy they will sure drink from it as my boss is a alcoholic. Anyway I will be there quite frequent so I'm sure I will get my chances. Anyway I'm back to Singapore already. Now i just want to go and eat my favourite bau kut teh hahaha....

[SmallD]

Bro Axeman24,

Please make sure you get some alcohol for yourself next round

[axeman24]

Bro Axeman24,

Please make sure you get some alcohol for yourself next round

Yes Sir, But are you sure I can bring it in won't I get stop?

[SmallD]

i think u can hide 1 bottle in your hand carry

[axeman24]

i think u can hide 1 bottle in your hand carry

oic then its a bit tough cos I don't have hand carry can't put it in my lap top back too small for a bottle

[boysaigon]

hi bros,

Am now in Pakistan with a bottle. Staying in Islamabad serena hotel.

from what i see here, nothing happening. saw a few japanese looking girls in the lobby, maybe can try hahahaa....who knows, they maybe FL from China.

Anyhow, will be flying out to Dubai wed. Any bros know anything there? over there drinks is not an issue. They have lots of them in the DFS! Oh, did i mention the chicks there are equally plentiful!

boy

[roymartin]

Dun know what to do in pakistan. company send me to build oil pipeline. Look like I am dead man. No lobang to bonk.

[nydccafe]

It was mentioned in the aircraft's announcement upon arrival that Alcohol and Babi is not allow into Pakistan. So I am not sure whether you will be arrested for bringing in Alcohol.

But I have tried hand carry a bottle of beer when I depart from Pakistan. Check by security but was let off when I told him that I will finish the beer in the lounge.

As for WLs, I have never tried in PK. But during my stay, I saw a Pakistani Lady knocking on the door beside my room and asking me whether my neighbour is in. I invite her to my room but was rejected... :P

[izsim]

Wah.....really damn sian now in Lahore after reading all the threads looks like got to work and work, :(

[BtmMan]

Reading all about PK, me = :eek:
Maybe stationed there for a very long time, how ahhhhh???!! :(

[owkan]

PAKISTAN?!?

no impression and image of the place

[GTOKING]

Can do import one from china and bring in lor:D

[Happykiwi]

Hi Bro Axeman,

Keep your spirits up, buddy. Soon you'll be out of that backward, camel-humping, tick-infested shit-pot of a country, and be back in civilization.

It's just not worth paying the asking price for local FLs. You can get 6 model-class chicks in Bangkok, for the price of one middle aged, over-weight, smelly FL in Pakistan. So, just make room for a stop-over in BKK, if you are flying that airways (usually the best way to fly to Pakistan).


Walau, in that case it is better to shagg a camel liao! :D