SammyNewbie: The Sex Files...

[SammyNewbie]

I took the tall blonde girl wearing a grey dress up into the cheap make-shift hotel. She had tanned skin, and was a mixed blood Eurasian with facial features similar to Eunice Oslen. Once up there, I stripped off my shirt and jeans and underwear, leaving them in a crumbly mess on the floor before proceeding to the bed.

Once on the bed, still dressed she began to slowly lick my nipples. It was a rather ticklish yet pleasurable feeling as her tongue moved down my chest to the sides of my waste. She began licking the sentitive sides on the left and right closer to the stomach as I wriggled in pleasure and esctacy.

She then went down on me slowly to my dick and slowly sucked and licked by balls and slowly glided her tongue up my shaft.

God, she was good…

Next came the blowjob as she placed it into her mouth and began sucking I enjoyed the warm feeling of her mouth engulfing my dick as she moved her mouth up and down deepthroating it.

But after awhile, I realized something was wrong… She had been sucking my dick for awhile, and she’d continually stopped to look at me before continuing to suck it, and finally, she still had not stripped down yet.

“Let’s fuck?” I asked, deciding to take the initiative

“Asshole you want?” She replied.

Oh my God! She was a ladyboy! I was stunned for a few seconds before I could properly gather my thoughts.

“You can go now,” I replied in a nice firm manner “Keep the money.”

‘She’ gave me a rather guilty apologetic look before quickly moving from the bed and vacating the room.

Once she was out I immediately rushed to the bathroom and turned on the shower and began to scrub myself and my nipples and dick with a lot of soap.

Kan ni nah! Chao Chee Bye! The thought that I had just had my nipples and dick sucked by a man was just… just…. Urrrgggh!

I felt like I was a girl that woke up naked in a hotel and did not know what just happened as I covered my naked chest with both hands as the feeling of shock, disgust and what-the-fuckness mixed up inside me into a rather unsettling cocktail of emotions.

I think I would say I have crossed a line many Samsters have not, albeit by accident.How the hell did I end up in this rather messy state and lifestyle? Perhaps I should start where it began where I lost my virginity…

To be continued...

[SammyNewbie]

File 1: A tempting proposition

“And so we were in this room, and then one by one the girls began to walk out dressed in just their black underwear and bra and began to sit down on our laps. Now the girl that was sitting on me was sucking my nipples, I could see from in front of me, the other girl in front of the next man was licking his balls, and the one behind me was giving that man a blow job. This continued for about 10 seconds, before the music stopped the girls then moved one forward and the next girl was in front of me and the music began to play again…”

Indians really tell the best stories sometimes, the vocabulary wasn’t so good, the description wasn’t quite flowery but wow, it was really entertaining and (s)exciting. My friend Ash, had began relating his experiences from his recent business trip to Macau to the rest of our part-time male uni friends that were in our circle.

I listened wide eyed and with great anticipation clinging on to every word and drinking it all in with curiousity. I was brought up in a rather strict family background, thus I had very little exposure to this sort of thing.

I’ve heard many stories before, by malays that screwed maids, clubbing flings etc, but practical experience, well to be honest I haven’t had much. I was still a virgin at the age of 26, my only experiences to sex being about what was online in porn videos and my trusty right hand.

“Why wouldn’t you just see the show and try them all, and after that walk off?” Evan, a 40 year old married man interrupted.

“Because they know that when you had the teasers of seeing all the gals doing one thing, you’d like to have the ‘full thing’ ” Ash replied in a matter-of-factly manner.

This was quite different from a version a female technical lead had told me. She said they had come to perform all these things, but they looked haggard and tired as one of the colleagues decided to take everyone on an ‘educational tour’ on a business trip. Frankly, I liked Ash’s version much better.

“So then after the show was done, you get to pick a girl you like, and then select a package to go with it, where the packages describe what sort of services you get. Package A was Sucking nipples with Jelly, Package B was something I forgot, and Package C was licking asshole and for the packages, once you come, that’s it. If you want another shot, there’s extra”

I’m glad that the jeans I wore tended to be baggy and oversized, because right at the words, Suck, nipple, and asshole, I was starting to get a boner in my pants.

“So I picked package C and went to the room with the girl…. And Oh my God! It was the best package ever. So we were in 69… and then then her tongue began to wander on my balls and I just touched her pussy as it got wet and her mouth began to wonder to my crack while her big breasts were rubbing my dick. It was heaven man. After awhile, she begin to switch position and move below me while she breast fucked me in the middle of her two mounds and slowly slowly rubbed her one of her breast on my ballsack. I was going in my head…. God Damn, I musn’t cum!”

“So did you spray your cum all over her boobs?”

“So did you come in her mouth?”

“Let me finish… So then finally she caps me and she begins riding me and she grinds slowly and goes faster and faster bam bam bam bam and I cannot take it and I finally come inside her. And she laughs and goes ‘Why you come already? I was hoping to have more fun’, and I just lay there while she dresses up and goes. Later on, I heard my friends tell me that she said I was very good and lasted really long. So I asked them, how long did u last for? One of them said sadly that he came at the breast fuck, he had to pay extra to get a second shot, though he had fun”

“Wow, say could you take me sometime maybe locally, since you’ve tried it all over anyway?” I asked curiously in private later.

“Local service kinda sucks compared to overseas service,” he replied “But maybe one of these days when I want to go for a massage, let’s go together.”

To cut the long story short, after helping and coaching Ash in his programming skills and on assignments (Partying was his strong suit, and studying wasn’t. I on the other hand, had it the other way round) I suddenly got an invitation from him after we were done with the assignment.

“Say, you want to go for a bonk this Sunday? Around the afternoon together?”

I had not expected this at all. I was really helping him with the assignment as a friend, and I wasn’t expecting anything in return.

“How much do I need to bring?”

“Don’t worry about it… it’s on me…”

And so it begins…

To be continued…

[banana81sg]

interesting.....camp

[eeemen]

Yup, me too. Setting up camp here! Cheers, .................

[BMW69]

Interesting writing style. Adding your train of thoughts into the story as well. Perhaps you can make it clearer to the readers when it's your thoughts as it may get quite confusing at times.

[SammyNewbie]

Hi everyone,

Thanks for both your support and your feedback. It was not that I hadn't seen you all earlier. It was just that I was out, and my phone disables images from SBF on the browser , so I could not reply because there was no button to press. It wasn't really safe for me to re-enable the images on the mrt with loads of people.

I was out trying to find a book called 'The Lifeboat', one of the best sellers of 2012, but I couldn't find it and only got Starbucks hot chocolate as a consolation.

Also bought the 4D number of a stupid crazy speeding driver that tried to run me over when I crossed the street when it was the green man. And fortunately I am Neo, and I siam him as he sped past me by an inch. For those interested, the number was 6288 XD.

I will work on the virgin scene and have it posted as soon as I can do it safely. I'm at home now, and having my dad peer over while I'm writing a sex novel and deep in thought without my senses to quickly click change window on a word document just isn't quite that safe.

Well, it's also a writing challenge. You guys should know virgin sex usually isn't very fantastic. I'm still thinking about whether I want to keep true to the account or change it to one of the better sexual encounters I had instead.

Anyhow, thanks for your open support, and stay tuned! I will be back very soon.

[ChiongBalai]

Hi everyone,

Well, it's also a writing challenge. You guys should know virgin sex usually isn't very fantastic. I'm still thinking about whether I want to keep true to the account or change it to one of the better sexual encounters I had instead.

Anyhow, thanks for your open support, and stay tuned! I will be back very soon.

Keep it real. For many of us the first time we popped our chery tends to be clumsy, weird, awkward with us fumbling all around like idiots and we learn from there. Life isn't exactly a sex novel. I'm sure keeping it real will strike a chord with many of your readers and bring us on a trip down memory lane.

[SammyNewbie]

I hear you. I'll do my best to keep the facts mostly intact and still deliver an interesting read. Dad and sis are still not sleeping. Kinda like tab in tab out right now XD.

I think I will have to write this tommorrow instead at a cafe or like I did discreetly in the library today =)

[alan0338]

camp here ... :D

[Rasta Marley]

camp here ... :D

Another camper joining you in the campfire :-)

[SammyNewbie]

Thanks guys for upping my rep. I had an anonymous derep with no comments. I thought this post was going to take awhile to come up... but when I came back, it came up instantly and kinda got me into a state of shock. Once again, thank you everyone. =)

File 2: Nervous waitdown

I was actually really nervous that Sunday. It was my first time, and I didn’t quite know what to expect. I was supposed meet Ash at 2 pm only at the library before I took a lift on his motorbike over to the fabled Geylang. I was already there by 1.45 pm.

While waiting, a myriad of thoughts was going through my head.

What’s going to happen? I don’t know what to do at all. You don’t even have to talk about making out. I never had a girlfriend before in all the 26 years of my life.

It wasn’t that I didn’t try to find one, I did have a few crushes I did sweet stuff for, but none of them gave me a chance to be their stead.My experience level wasn’t zero at making out level, it was zero even at kissing and hugging level.

I was also wondering about how long I could last. Ash had said that the session would last 30 minutes. I was quite sure that while I was masturbating myself, it was way way shorter than that. Let’s say possibly about 5-10 minutes on a good day and alot less if I’m doing it really fast to relieve an extremely urgent urge.

I was starting to get cold feet and wanted to chicken out. Maybe I would cancel on Ash or tell him I didn’t want to go. But at the same time, my curiosity was stronger than my fear.

I’d heard about good sex with their fuck buddies or girlfriends by many many army acquaintances. Hot and cold blowjobs where a girl would drink hot water and blow you, and then cold water, a dick coated with icecream while a girl slowly licked it off and sucked, lots of kinky stuff.

I was told that once you had good sex, you’d always be wanting and thinking about it all day. That you would never think about masturbating any more. I wanted to find out what it was like. What this word that my parents had forbidden me to know entailed. What this word was locked away until marriage by some religions was about.

By the time Ash arrived, I’d made up my mind.

“You want to go?” He asked again, looking at me as I seemed unsure

Nervously, but with a decision reached in my head, I climbed onto his bike and put his helmet on as we sped onto the expressway.

To be continued...

[me55y]

Nice one! Reminds me of my younger days.. :D

[SammyNewbie]

Thank you me55y for your compliments. I do appreciate it. Anyhow, I've managed to write a little bit more, so here it is.

File 3: Lose What? (Part I)

Ash could tell I was really nervous. After all, it was going to be my first time. I had thought we were going to go straight to the fish tank, but he decided to take a little detour.

We stopped instead at a coffee shop.

“Give us two beers!” Ash shouted to the coffee lady.

“What’s that for Ash?”

I only drank on special occasions, and I knew myself. I could not hold my liquor well. I wouldn’t throw up from one glass of beer, but I would be going red from it.

“Normally, the first time, you will come out very fast one, so you take the beer, it will help you come slower, then don’t waste money. You want tried the pig tongue here? It’s damn famous.”

I shook my head

“Wah you chinese don’t know what is pig tongue! I Indian also know this place! I’ll let you try what you’ve been missing”

The beer aunty returned with our beers and an ice bucket as I began to put the ice in the beer glasses and pour out the beer from the bottles as the yellow liquid bubbled and frothed at the top.

“Say Ash, when did you lose your virginity?”

“I was eighteen at that time, we were at a cousin’s place and we were having a drinking party, then we hired in a couple of prostitutes, and then we just took turns fucking. That was it”

I was shocked. That was not what he told me in front of my uni friends. He said it was his girlfriend in India, he didn’t know what to do and it was a weird experience and after that he learnt, and he brought lube and prepared stuff for the next time before he gave me his ‘save it for someone special speech’.

I really didn’t know how much of what he said to believe sometimes.

I guessed that this was probably the first non paid girl he really had. And of course you wouldn’t really tell anyone that your first time was with a whore.


We both drank the beer as we helped ourselves to some of the pig tongues.

“Hmm… There’s a point that puzzles me. Well, you have a girlfriend. Shouldn’t she give you enough regular sex? From the sound of it, paid sex is expensive.”

“There’s a lot you don’t know. Your girlfriend won’t always say yes when you want to have sex,” Ash replied as he took a swig of his beer before he continued “ ’You wanna go?’ I’m having my period ‘You wanna go?’ I’m tired today. ‘You wanna go?’ I got to work early tomorrow. After awhile, you have needs but your girl isn’t exactly fulfilling them. Let’s talk about you. Didn’t you kind of like that only female in our module? Any progress?”

“Nothing since the last time you pretended you didn’t know how to do a question before asking her, and then sneaking away quietly and leaving me at the same table with her after pretending that you got it while I was still stranded by her bullshit answer.” I downed a swig of my beer too. The glass was only ¼ empty, but I was already feeling heat in my cheeks and I could tell my face was probably red.

Ash gave a cheeky grin showing his white teeth against his brown face. I could not tell whether it was because he was amused that I could not hold my liquor, or that I wasn’t quite as clueless about certain things as he thought.

“You gotta be more confident and just approach her, and be persistent. Like with my girlfriend, there’s only so many times she can say no before she says yes eventually.”

“You know she doesn’t like me, She only likes Evan, the married man and class president of the Computer Science Club. Remember how we joked about something going on between them, and Evan said rather smugly that all things that happened and went on was mutually consensual. She even initiates converastions with you though you are known to be a player. Most women like men with money and power, and I have neither” I replied wittily twisting that quote from Spaceballs as I continued to take a strip of the pig tongue from the many many more left on the plate

“I’m sure he was just kidding,” Ash chuckled “And don’t write yourself off like that. You’re a good person. You’re open and honest, have a good sense of humour and are fun to have around. You just haven’t found the right one yet. Let’s go.”

We finished up the last of our pork tongue and beer and went off.

To be continued...

[acidicavex]

Nice something different camp up.

Xmas to u ts

[SammyNewbie]

Merry Xmas to you too ^.^.

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

Good piece of work you have here bro, I'll be camping here all day..just don't suddenly go missing for long :D

[<<totally>>]

Merry Xmas to you too ^.^.Hmm... din saw you for quite some times, you have come back as a changed man! Great to see the "new" you, keep that going. Take care and a merry christmas to you too~! :cool:

[SammyNewbie]

Haha totally, welcome to my thread. Also, thanks to the guy that up my rep to motivate me to continue

Guys, my update may not release today. This might sound funny, but I'm actually recovering from car sickness.

I'm at Starbucks now trying to focus and wrap up what I wrote, but I can't really focus and feel like throwing up.

Again, I apologize.

[SammyNewbie]

I managed to get some sleep. Got into a stable enough condition to at least finish what I was writing this morning. I really hope you guys enjoy it =)

File 3 : Lose What? Part 2

Ash and I walked past a couple of street peddlers hawking their wares. There were lots of coloured pills in various varieties in green-yellow capsules and even one that looked like a black lozenge.

“These are condoms,” Ash explained pointing down at one of the entire sheet of silver satchetts as I looked on down at the stuff they were selling “They sell other medications here like Viagra, but not exactly legal or licensed, so you don’t know what’s inside. Usually you want condoms cheap and in bulk, buy here”

“Was that how you got so many of those you showed me in your bag the last time?”

“Always be prepared,” Ash replied with a smile that answered my question as he led me into a back alley.

There I saw lots of girls standing around. Some were chinese, wearing sexy red or black dresses, some were tanned and looked philipino casually dressed in a typical white tank top and denim skirt. Lots of men like myself were just walking and checking the gals out, from the foreign Bangladeshi worker to the stereotypical Singaporean uncle dressed in in theit T-Shirt and shorts with a gold chain on their neck.

“先 生，要 性交吗？(Hey mister, wanna have sex?)” went a chinese gal as she made a swipe for my shirt and I quickly moved away on reflex as I had this wide eyed expression and went to hide behind Ash.

It was a rather amusing sight. A tall guy like me at 1.88 meters hiding like a frightened child behind a short little Indian that was at most 1.6 meters while he boldly strode through that alley like he was the boss of the place.

“帅歌，叫鸡吗？ (Hey handsome, fancy a whore?)”

And the most epic call I remember was from this rather ugly but short Filipino.

“Twenty dollars only, anything you want also can!”

This place was like a noisy marketplace, with the chatter of ladies noisily hawking themselves as I looked around with some of the men being enticed and putting their arms around some of these ladies while they chatted and negotiated a price. Some were even bolder and already had their hands on the ladies bums as they roved and groped their asses to their heart’s content.

“These ones are illegal!” Ash said “They don’t come from brothels, they just stand outside here. You see got police come, they will all be gone. Also, not safe, can do anything means you might get STD”

“Eh brudders, You all want any girls or not? I got recommendation! Guarantee you will be satisfied!”

“Let’s see who you got.”

He waved his hand to three gals that were sitting on chairs nearby.

We glanced at each other with a look of mutual understanding before Ash thanked the man and moved on.

They were really fugly

“Anyway, here legal brothels got weekly check for STD, so a lot safer compared to those on the street. Later on when you go in, there’ll be a lot of girls, and they’ll all be wearing a number tag,” Ash explained like a tour guide giving a briefing as we walked out of the alley “Tell the pimp the number of the gal you like. And just keep quiet and let me do the talking, I think once you open your mouth, we’ll be charged an arm and leg”

Ash seemed to be giving me a complete breakdown of what I needed to do, kind of like a mission brief on what I needed to carry out. Normally, I’d be the expert looking at people’s code over the computer screen, pointing out several lines that could be the problem, while coaching and giving advice on what to do and diagnose the problem.

But as Ash gave a wave of his head gesturing to the pimp to bring us in and we walked we walked past the silver butterfly privacy partition into to the thai fish tank with it’s blue walls with its dark opaque windows and the doors slid open for us, I knew, today, that I was the pupil, and he was the master.

To be continued...

[SammyNewbie]

File 3 : Lose What? Part 3

I’d always wondered why a brothel was called a fish tank by many of my army friends. Once I stepped in, I kind of knew why.

Besides the counter, the gals were seated in what appeared to be a rectangular area, The place smelled kind of like a hair salon as the noisy sound of the blow dryers filled the air. I observed the girls in the tank. Some were drying and perming their hair, some were just sitting about, and some were putting on makeup.

One of them was already standing up and striking a model pose as she showed off her height with her left hand on her waist now that two customers had come in. It was like a huge aquarium. The only difference was that there weren’t fish in there.

The OKT began to make some introductions

“That’s number 2. She speaks English.” with that, the tall WL gave a wave and smiled at us.

“Who’s the one with the biggest breasts here?”

“The one with the biggest rack here is number 17.”

No guesses about who Ash was picking. He was staring at her boobs like his eyes are going to pop out.

“Number 3….” The OKT rambled on and I wasn’t really listening “Number 8 she’s new…”

I was looking at her before she was mentioned already. She was a medium sized slightly petite girl at about Ash’s height with an hour glass figure and owl eyes. She had long highlighted blonde hair, and her skin was tanned and from observation, rather soft. She sat in the middle of the rest of the Girl’s genearation poses as she waved shyly.

“Pick 17 man,” Ash said looking at me in a rather excited manner “Her breasts are just humungous!”

I could tell from the look in his eyes and that wide grin on his face he was already mentally squeezing those boobs in his head, thinking about tit fucking, and motor-boating them.

“Eh bro, you want, you pick lah!” I replied “I want a different girl.”

“You don’t regret I tell you! I gave you first and you don’t want! Who you want?”

“Number 8,” I replied

“Ok, I pick 17 then,” he replied as he handed the OKT two fifty dollar bills before the OKT called the girls out from the tank.

“Follow the girl to the room,” Ash replied as he was walking with his girl “When you’re done, meet me outside, and enjoy your first time!” he finished with a wink before the 17 led him into his room and 8 led me to mine.

Once in there, I was surprised at what I saw.

The room was actually pretty cozy and well decorated. Cute teddy bears hung on the site of the walls and shelves as there was a medium sized bed covered with Snoopy sheets and a led lighting which glowed with a love sign from white to red and soft music playing in the background. A small shower area was some space away, only blocked by a glass door and wall. It was kind of like those love hotels you saw in Korean or Taiwanese dramas. I had thought there would only be a bed and a shower and you just sort of got it on, from my impression of some of the old TV series you saw in the 90s.

Once inside the room, the girl began to strip. First with the orange dress with black outlines she was wearing that day, then with her red bra and undies. This was the first time I’d actually seen a woman naked before with breasts, nipples, pussy and all. As though she knew, she held my hand and led me into the shower.

The shower was kinda routine. She just scrubbed my back, then cleaned up my dick and after that I was told.

“Wait outside....”

I obeyed and just took a clean towel and dried myself before just lying down on the bed and started making myself comfortable. Soon my lovely lady was out of the shower and she came onto the bed and lay on top of me as she began to lick my nipples.

I touched began to slowly touch her skin and naked back as licked my nipples and her tongue began body began slowly moving down to my dick. Her flesh was rather firm and lean, rather than soft as I had imagined it to be I moved and slowly touched her ass, now that was a great feeling, though it was perky and firm, as I felt wet tongue lick my balls. It was a rather pleasurable moment, as I slowly felt my dick getting erect from all the simulation my balls were enjoying.

She capped me and began riding me. Really really fast. Unfortunately due to the beer and the condom, I didn’t feel very much. I was actually getting limp cause I couldn’t feel anything. As though she could tell that, she soon stopped it and pulled my dick out.

She began to use her index finger and moved it around my balls and scrotum. It was like an electric current moving around, teasing and tickling. I was trying not to come… but soon even though the orgasm wasn’t that great, my body had surrendered to all that ball tickling as I saw my white semen slowly flow out in three shots onto the condom as she removed it.

“So how was your losing your virginity?” Ash shouted over the roar of the engine as the noisy wind blew over our helmets as he drove me home on the expressway.

“Strange…” was the only word that could condense my thoughts as I replied back

“In what way?”

“I feel kinda of serene after the sex, but I don’t really feel any different. It’s like I’m still me, and nothing happened. I dunno, they say you feel different after not being a virgin, but I dun feel any change” I hollered back as the wind kept buffeting against my helmet and I pulled the visor down more.

“So what did you do to the girl? Did you touch her while she was in the shower?” Ash asked changing the subject.

“No, not really.”

The echoing of my voice inside the helmet now that I had pulled it down was starting to get annoying

“What? I paid money for you to have fun. You are allowed to touch her.”

“Well, I did touch her back, and her ass.”

“Did you touch her boobs?”

“Noooo!” I shouted into the wind.

I felt Ash was doing a mental face palm in his head right now.

“Kinda wasted the money dude! What did she do to you then?”

“Oh she gave me a blow job, then she licked my balls, and then she rode me…”

“She went on top of you?”

“You mean yours didn’t?”

“What happened after that?”

“I got soft and she had to pull it out and wank me until I came! The beer got me abit wasted man.”

“If you had grabbed her boobs while you were riding, I’m sure you’d be standing and you’d go hard and she would look at you in shock! Anyway you are still a virgin cause you didn’t come inside her!”

“Well, my dick did go inside her. I suppose that counts. What happened with yours man?”

“Oh I just did her missionary and then after that we went to doggy and then she was on top of me and I was grabbing her boobs. When I was about to come I told her to get off and I removed the condom and breast-fucked her until I came on her huge breasts! You didn’t do anything to her ar? She do everything ar?”

“I first time what! What you want me to do?”

“Just do what you see when you watch porn! This exit to your place?”

“Yeah…”

Ash stopped the bike and killed the engine as I got off.

“Thanks for bringing me today,”

“No problem,” he replied as we gave each other a knuckle bump.

“Want to go again next Sunday?”

“You’re crazy! You just quit your job. You’re living on your education fund now. Maybe on my next pay day on the tenth! I also need to save money. See you next week during classes”

“It’ll be Friday before you know it” I said as I waved goodbye to him and began to make my way to my block.

In the depths of my mind, I was already planning a return visit soon this week without him. I was childish then, and felt I needed to reclaim my honour after this subpar virgin performance.

To be continued…

[Me Siam Bu]

yeah camping :p

[SammyNewbie]

*auto door opens*

Welcome. Lol. Time for me to go to sleep... pressing the edit button and not proof reading enough from typing the script too fast... I can no longer press it to correct stuff XD.

[SammyNewbie]

File 4: Return of the Virgin: Part 1

Many of you probably remember that in my last chapter, I had said I was out of a job at that time. I’d quit from a large known well known software firm I shall not name to protect my own privacy.

Not that the last place I quit from was bad, the people were really nice, code was a mess, but there were friendly people that knew the mess. Unfortunately, by the time I had arrived there, I was loaded with tonnes of emotional baggage.

I’d been suffering from the stacked up burn out from hopping through various software firms and through their various forms of mismanagement.

Most of my time was simply spent between games like Starcraft II with some fun custom games like Mafia, an online variant of the one usually played with real life groups, World of Warcraft and several other games like Left4Dead. And when assignments came my way, like a samurai, I cut and slaughtered my victim fast and quick, collected my contract earnings, and then went back to the bar and drank beer and emo’ed by myself like a lone wolf.

I’d tried applying for unsual jobs in administration, fianance, sales and I even tried to apply for a job application as a trainee baker at one bakery at Great World City. None of them had written back. It was probably because I sent my programmer’s resume over to them and they thought it was some kind of mistake, but if I didn’t send one, they’d call me to ask me what I’d been doing for the past 2 years in my ORD.

Singaporeans were very strange people. They always ask questions no matter what you do. Sometimes when recruitment agencies called me up because my programming resume was good and I was in high demand, I always wanted to reply that it was none of their god damned business if I had left the company because a female colleague and I were fucking like animals while we were alone in the server room doing a deployment and we were feeling very cold in there and she got pregnant as a result of that.

Not that I really actually did that, but I did have some very kinky fantasies going on in my head while I was doing code deployment with a fellow female colleague once.

Jade was young chinese girl that was about 26 that had long black hair stretching to her shoulders with pale white skin. I’d say she was about 1.7. She hardly had a perfect face it was full of freckles, but she looked cute when she smiled. All I could say was that she was kind of cute, and reminded me of a cat. If she just wore kitty ears and begin clawing her fingers at you and going mraoo… it definitely would give u a hard on straight away.

She had a very nice ass too. It was white like the rest of her skin, and I knew because whenever I walked out to the pantry to grab water, it so happened that she was there. And she would bend over gracefully into a doggystyle position to that short water dispenser while her jeans slipped down a little bit exposing her flawless white skin and a little bit of her ass crack, covered by some lacy silky green underwear with tied up on the sides with some ribbon knots.

I don’t know why I constantly got lucky to have these sightings on my trips to the pantry. She would blow me off when I tried to talk to her and hit on her, but she never stopped to corrected or adjusted her position when I walked into the pantry to prevent me from oogling at her zao geng.

My only explanation for this was that while she didn’t want to sleep with me, she enjoyed the fact that I was feeling very horny for her, and so just kept teasing and toying with me.

Back to the day at the server room. She was wearing a light pink top that showed, her nearly non existent, but still squeezable boobs, with denim skirt and a rather cute pair of brown shoes with some fancy ribbons.

She was explaining the procedures of the deployment to me, in her sweet but soft voice sounding like a china PRC(She’s singaporean), I was having some other thoughts going on in my head.

I would take off the hair clip holding her hair in a pony tail as her beautiful long hair now fell down and the clip clattered to the floor before I kissed her neck from behind, and my hands slipped under her top slowly moving up from her waste to underneath her bra and squeezing her small xiao long bao as I continued to kiss her on the side of her face.

She would not resist and have her eyes closed to all the wonderful sensations as she began to grind her skirt against my dick from being horny from not having sex in a long time. I would then flip up her skirt and frantically pull down her cute green lacy panties and unzip my jeans and undies in a frantic fashion before slowly inserting my dick into her pussy and thrusting slowly in and out of her pussy while I had a great view of her sexy ass.

With each thrust, she would open her mouth with her eyes closed and let out a silent moan as her pussy lubricated my dick. Then finally unable to take the pleasure, she’d let out a soft moan some clear liquid would drip out slowly of her pussy onto my balls.

We’d begin to thrust faster like animals as she supported herself against the server rack and her panties were pulled down to her ankles and we were now moaning and fucking uncontrollable abandon faster and faster and she would begin to shake and spasm as the server rack clattered nosily to her shaking and her pussy now began contracting and making squirting noises while she let out loud sexy moans and she came… and I came with her too exploding all my hot cum into her pussy as I withdrew my cock from it and it slowly dripped out.

And we both came, sweating tired and panting from the great sex while our sexual escapade was recorded by the CCTV in the corner of the server room.

Great Fantasy huh? ;).

Also, do you guys know what Landrover ambulances are? Do you actually know how spacious the back cabins are? Though from the ouside it looks really cramped. you could actually fit three skinny people my height back to back in there and lie them down. Also, if u sat elevated on the chair with my height in there, there was still two head spaces from the ceiling. Now imagine you lying down, and there’s his hot blonde nurse on top of you going ‘What’s wrong, solider? Need a little physical?” and then she slowly unzips your coverall as her soft, silky cold hand feels inside your underwear while she bends over, and u see the two mounds of boobs inside her uniform in full view...

“Tan ,Tan! You f*cking thinking of having sex inside the ambulance! We here to repair vehicle, you horny bastard!”

I could hear my fellow NSF junior admonishing me that day as I commented about how spacious the ambulance was and asked him if he knew what I was thinking.

So how did it feel to go inside my head? Good shit? Heh.. Consider it a little compensation for listening to me ramble a little about my life here and there in this novel and possibly more inferior virgin sex. There’ll be good sex later. I promise that I’ll get there.

Anyway, I’d been leaving my assignment out cold for a very very long time. I simply didn’t have the mood to do it anymore. Opening an Integrated Development Environment (IDE) reminded me of all the bad emotions that had began to associate with programming: overtime, office politics, being underpaid, mismanagement, being blamed and having to play the dirt sling game rather than cooperating to solve the problem at hand. I almost closed the IDE immediately each time I opened it as I tried for the past few weeks to get myself to work on my assignment.

But there was no more running right now. The assignment was due this week. There was nowhere left to run. There was only one way I could actually program now, and that was when I harnessed my anger, my rage, my bitterness, as I blasted Maroon 5’s songs on cheating and fucked up love as I typed furiously on the keyboard and wrote during that period, the worst code of my life. But I didn’t care, as long as it could work and pass the assignment requirements so I wouldn’t fail my module. It wasn’t the healthiest way to do it, but it was what I needed to do to survive.

Finally after making some progress on the assignment to hand me a pass for it and no longer making any headway, I decided the angry music wasn’t working anymore.

“ I need a fuck,” I thought to myself as I folded up my laptop. As I closed the door of my house, the electric guitar rift of an angry Maroon 5 song its lyrics continued to play in my head

How dare you say that my behavior's unacceptable
So condescending unnecessarily critical
I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step 'cause if I do you'll need a miracle

You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here
This Double Vision I was seeing is finally clear
You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fuckin' tread the ground that I'm walking on

When it gets cold outside and you got nobody to love
You'll understand what I mean when I say
There's no way we're gonna give up
And like a little girl cries in the face of a monster that lives in her dreams
Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe

To be continued...

[LovePotion]

time to start my camping here

[tipster123]

Great content bro! Waiting for your next adventure!:D

[SammyNewbie]

File 4: Return of the Virgin Part II

The atmosphere was different today as I took the MRT down this. The sky was a dark shade of navy blue and filled with wisps of grey clouds as the sun was soon to set.

I alighted at Aljunied MRT and sat down at a Coffee Shop to have my dinner. It was only 6, and I decided that if I visited a fish tank at that point, the gals would probably be having dinner too. No point spoiling it for them too.

I bet some of you are finding it surprising. Some of my friends told me it would be insane to eat before having sex but my strange rationale for this was, could you really enjoy yourself while you were feeling hungry at the back of your mind and your stomach was growling while you were getting it on?

After I had finished my meal, it was about 7 already. It was time to do what I came for.

The night scene before me was so different from the one that I saw. The streets were dark as the lamp posts casted dark shadows everywhere while illuminating the streets with spots of light. As I walked down, I witnessed the busy night life of Geylang. The shops now all had their lights illuminated as white bright lights were cast out from them in contrast to the general darkness.

At that time, I was not on sammyboy yet. I didn’t know that people remembered houses by Lorong and House Number. My way of remembering how to get there was : Walk from Aljunied MRT to the cross junction and then turn right, after that walk into the first Lorong you see. The fish tank has a silver privacy partition with a butterfly on it, and it was painted blue, had thai temple shaped windows.

I soon realized it was not exactly the best way to remember it. I was getting lost. All the streets looked different when it were dark.

Was it this alley? Umm… No this one… Ummm… Nah… that one further down…

Sweat was pouring down my face as I had walked for abit but couldn’t quite find the house. A part of me wanted to call Ash to actually ask, but then, it was damn embarrassing. I could imagine his voice over the phone

What? You lost in Singapore in Geylang ah?

I think I will kena laughed at until his teeth drop out. Then he tell the rest of my friends in uni then how? I would never be able to live it down. I had my pride too even though I was an easy going person and able to laugh at myself.

Calm down… retrace your steps… You didn’t have to walk so much the last time, maybe it was the first alley you saw when you came in.

I looked down the alley, it was a dark set of buildings, but I saw some saving grace. One of the prominent buildings I remembered seeing that day was this large hotel called ‘The Fragrance’. It now loomed over the buildings with its imposing presence as the name emblazoned across the building now lit up with pink neon lights. Though it looked so different at night, I knew it was the very same one. I decided to trust myself and walked down the alley and found the place.

The OKT on shift that night must have wanted to become either a poet or rapper before he went into this line.

先身, 进来看一看，(Come in and take a look boy)
我门有很多美女， (We have lots of girls for you)
要的话给五十， (Pay 50 if you are interested)
不要出去在逛逛 (If you’re not, just go on your way)

I walked in like a triumphant warrior, having found the place by myself.

And I walked in like a boss, paid my 50 dollars and claimed my girl.

Girl 8 walked out of the tank as I followed her to the room once again. This time I was determined to get my money’s worth. Immediately once in the shower, I began touching her, from her back to her ass to her boobs and began squeezing them.

“Whoa Whoa,” Girl 8 went as she pushed my hands away “We’ll have plenty of time later. Go outside and wait for me.”

Once again I was on the bed when G8 had come out of the shower. She began to give me a short catbath before she began giving me a blowjob. She started for awhile then suddenly she stopped.

“Wah, so big ar?” She exclaimed as she looked at my dick.

“I bet you say that to all the customers,” I replied as I began to carrass her back again.

“Ride me…”

Maybe what she said was real. She did put A LOT of durex play gel onto the condom before giving it a good rub to spread it around. As she went on top of me I felt her tight pussy swallow my cock and squeeze it and a warm sensation spread through it. The expression on her face was priceless as she let out a slight hiss of quiet pain.

So that was how it felt without the beer.

She immediately withdrew my cock from it.

“Too big… you do…” she said as she lay down.

“Ok…”

Just like porn right?

I immediately guided my cock in fast and immediately saw a pained expression and heard that angry hiss of pain as I felt that immense pleasure before a hard slap on my thigh.

“Not so fast and hard ” she hissed through gritted teeth. “Slowly…”

So I ground her in missionary as I supported myself and began thrusting her. God, she was tight, and it felt really good and though it was slow, I was close to coming.

“Let’s change to doggy,” I said pulling out before I did.

She obeyed as I slowly went at her and I was sweating

“Oooohh…. Oooh…” She went as I began to bone her.

Her pussy was tight, but it had began to relax and I was going with slow rhythmic thrusts. I was beginning to sweat too, and let out my own soft low moans. It was all going well until…

I saw her playing with a ribbon hairpin as she fake moaned. Noticing I had found out, she put it down.

Too late. It killed the mood. While I was trying to keep going, I was fast losing my erection.

She sort of knew and quickly withdrew my dick from within.

“Let me fap you. Just tell me when you are about to come”

She began to fast fap me and talk dirty

“So you want to come inside me huh you naughty boy, you want it real bad huh?”

While the fap was bad, nothing could really stop a bodily reaction to that no matter what.

“Ooohhh… Ohh… I’m gonna come! I’m gonna come!”

She then slipped my cock into her pussy and squeezed

“Ahhhh Ooohhh… Ohhh…” I just shot my load inside the condom.

As much as this incident seemed rather good from the way I told it, that’s because you are in the hands of a skilled writer. I know how to add garnishes to an ordinary dish to bring out the flavor of things.

The truth was, it was horrible.

It was worse and less satisfying then my own fapping. The catbath was terrible, her nipple licks were half hearted, and her tongue merely brushed me a little bit for the purpose of SOP. I might not have experience with sex, but I had a lot of experience with masturbation. I knew which parts of my dick were the most sensitive, like the balls, the freneleum, the head. I’ve tried lots of stuff before. Lotions, PVA shorts, even a banana peel.

This and another bad incident with her nearly made me swear off commercial sex, but as fate would have it, a sudden twist of events would have me coming back. To this day, I still have mixed feelings about whether this was good or bad. All I knew was that it had sending me speeding down the highway to hell.

And it was one hell of a ride.

To be continued...

[LovePotion]

keep it up bro... ;)

[SammyNewbie]

Thank you LovePotion. I think you are now my most vocal fan ^.^.

Coincidentally, I actually had two names for the next file and I was wondering which name to choose. The first one was 'The Middle Finger' and the second one was 'Love Potion #9'. I guess I've decided on the name of the next file.

Anyhow, to all my silent readers, if you all are wondering why the file is named so oddly, do stay tuned to find out.

Also, if there's anything that you like/dislike about my writing, do feel free to give me a shout out in the thread. If you're worried about my rabid fans zapping you or my enemies doing so, you may drop me a PM quietly.

Rest assured I will not zap. I just want to find out feedback about how I can improve my writing and if I feel your feedback makes sense, I'll make some adjustments.

Also...

I just got back from GL bonking a flowbow look alike. Sadly, secks bad.I found out after going often was that for every SG gal that snubs you or already has a bf. There's a gal of similar build and looks in GL.

So single bros in this thread that like a girl that doesn't like you back, don't despair. You will be able to find one that will fulfil your fantasy anyway. ;)

[seweitian]

Awesome job bro!!:)

Am camping here for more of your writings. ;)

[SammyNewbie]

Thank you. I do appreciate it when silent readers drop in to say hi. It feels encouraging =).

[SammyNewbie]

File 5: Love potion #9

I had been off commercial sex for a period of two months. Most of my time was spent with DIY and porn from yuvuutu.com, watching marathons of good American sitcoms like Outsourced, How I met your mother, The Big Bang theory, Nikita, well when there were assignments to be done, I did them before getting back to this, as well as some online gaming.

I honestly felt alone most of the time without a job, but I had some meet ups with a couple of friends once in awhile. A programmer hacker friend that I knew that shared the same fire for programming as me, and he too was very much of a pervert too. We talked about a lot of stuff we were interested in and caught up, his school work and how it was going, and how it was like to be in the line. And lots of perverted stuff including my current exploits.

And school was also keeping me busy… there was exam revision…

“And the last thing Division says when it goes down will be my name,” I went as I pretended I was holding my hand pistol close to my face and gave the Maggie Q assassin pose as I got bored of studying notes at Starbucks with some friends

“You better study! All you’ve been doing is watching that for the past few weeks!” Ben said

“You’re going to fail if you keep this up,” Evan continued backing Ben up.

“You under-estimate my power!” I roared doing an Anakin Skywalker impersonation.

Surprisingly, I get through it. I don’t know if it was the fact that I did get enough through to my head or that the lecturer saw my name and ID on the paper and knew I was a bundle of passion for programming that was inquisitive and asked questions and debated him sometimes. Anyhow, I did and was advancing to take the next module.

There was a talk about some new merger they were doing we were forced to attend.

“We THRUST! ” I exclaimed loudly emphasizing the h and rolling the ‘r’ making fun of the mistake the lady chairman had made in the speech as my friend Ben made a ‘ooh’ sound and slid his hands back and moved his hips forward in a thrusting motion while Evan laughed.

Just then the lady that had made the speech walked passed us

“Hey,” Evan said “Good speech earlier!”

Once she was out of earshot, I resumed my naughtiness again.

“So Evan, as club president, do you have to THRUST her? Every day? What about Faith?” I asked highlighting my crush in school “You told me you didn’t THRUST her at all but I betcha actually THRUSTED her a whole lot more than you ever let on!”

Evan was chuckling too hard to even reply.

“What happened to Ash?”

“Oh, The pokemon master has gone to the Macau League for more adventures! He’s already defeated all the Gym Leaders in Geylang and Orchard towers! Gotta Catch em' all!”

A few male uni acquaintances within earshot were smiling at my naughty remarks. I bet you’ll never look at Pikachu and pokemon the same way. It turned out that another friend at uni, let’s call him Andrew, would be interested in the magical source code I could produce, and thus pulled a few strings and got me a job that could get me close to him to coach him.

I thought things were looking really good… all without commercial sex…

But that was all about to change...

To be continued...

[LovePotion]

camping for more and more and more and more

[SammyNewbie]

File 5: Love potion #9 Part 2

It was my first day at work today. And there was a quick introduction to colleagues.

“This is Joanne…” my boss went as I grinned away and shook her hand.

Joanne was the typical like a Singaporean Ah Lian. She liked clubbing,spoke singlish and mostly chinese. She was about 1.77. Almost as tall as me and just a little bit shorter. She had long brown highlighted curly hair that ran down to her shoulders. Her face had lots of freckles that she cleverly covered up with foundation and she had a slightly wide mouth, but her best assets, were her extremely slim white long legs.

I remembered that the first day I came in, she was wearing a cream white thin cotton short one piece dress with a british flag flipped portrait style in the middle. It was slightly translucent, though I couldn’t exactly see inside, and the skirt was so short it I could see her flawless legs going on all the way to her thighs, stopping just short of her ass.

It felt like she had just got up from sleeping with her boyfriend, and to me, that was incredibly sexy. And she did already have a boyfriend.

As I went to my seat, I switched to my whatsapp and messaged my uni group. I had called us ‘Sex Man United’ making a little dig at SMU where our previous crappy lecturer had taught full time.

Jay(Me) : Wah! My new office got sweet young thing!
Ash : Got new job already ar? Congratulations!
Evan : What does she look like?
Jay : Oh very tall! And she got very nice long legs!
Ben : How old?
Jay : I don’t know… she looks about 22-23 lah
Ben : Eh one of the girls from work walked pass me. I think we have to change our conversation topic to something safe for work!
Jay : Ok…
Jay changed the topic to ‘In God we thrust!’
Evan changed the topic ‘In GOOG we trust!’
Ash changed the topic to ‘In Boobs we thrust!’

To top that off, he switched the conversation picture to a Google sign with an anime gal in a while bikini and two boobs where the ‘o’s’ were.

I couldn’t help but smile as I quickly locked my phone screen as Andrew came over to teach me how to set up my PC and what I needed to do. Over the week, I asked my friends for advice on how I could pursue the girl and bag her.

“You’re the new guy,” went Clarence one of my friends I had grown up with as we ate dinner at ‘Iron Chef’ “So you shouldn’t really rock the boat because you’re attempting to eat where you shit? Just go out with them in a group outings. They’ll drink a lot, and you’ll just drink less, and then she’ll be drunk and hehehe…”

“I’ll teach you a technique I saw on drinking used by female bar tenders. There’s two bottles, one full and one empty, and then you drink from one and you spit into the other, If not you really think they can drink so much?” Daniel continued as both Clarence and Daniel laughed.

“That girl has daddy issues,” Cypher, the mighty python hacker replied as he sat down and we had Bar Chor Mee (Minced Meat Noodles) at Feng Shan Market “The way she dresses shows that she craves for attention and affection. So what you need to do, is to act like a Dad”

“How?” I asked

“Well, when she tries to make witty comments to whack you cause you like her and attempt to talk to her, you must roll your eyes and pretend to walk away like she said the lamest thing on earth. Then you must not give her the attention she wants, and pretend that you don’t notice her at all. Then ocassionally when she does good stuff that pleases you or is really smart, give her a compliment. Just like a stern disciplinarian Dad.”

Even Andrew had something to say on the subject.

“Woman! I am hungry! Bring me the biscuit tin since you’re there!”

Joanne obediently brings it over as he takes a couple of biscuits out.

“Now put it back!”

She does… but not before deliberately mouthing a loud ‘jerk’ before going back to her seat

“What did you say?” Andrew asked as he got up from his seat and he gives her seat a playful kick and Joanne yelped before he went back to his seat and sat down again.

I was so confused…

To be continued…

[kittymae]

Hahaha...the whatsapp topic change was funny....:D

[drewdrew11]

nice story..camping for more :)

[SammyNewbie]

Haha... you actually have some of the friends I hang out with to thank for that. =)

[ChiongBalai]

Been checking everyday! Good job SN.. Eagerly anticipating your chapter on venturing back into the commercial sex scene.. Brings back memories!

[SammyNewbie]

Love Potion #9 Part 3

Joanne’s sexy legs were really turning me on in the office. I sat in that same row as her. Every time I turned to my right to ask a colleague something, or to refill water from the pantry, I would find her sitting cross legged, her dresses stretched up even more to reveal more of her thigh, again stopping short of her butt and undies.

There was this one day wear she wore a translucent pink frilly dress, I could see the black bra she was wearing through the dress. And she went over to the next table to bend down to pick up a file.

I saw her sexy long legs, butt and black underwear all facing me.

MARI KITA!

For the next few days, the moment I got home, I quickly locked my door, pulled down my curtains switched on the air conditioner before I switched on some sexy Norah Jones jazz music. As the music played, I hurriedly stripped off all my clothes, pulled the blanket over my bed and climbed underneath.

As I did, I pretended my bolster was Joanne as I stroked her legs and slowly kissed her belly button all the way up to her boobs as I licked her nipples in round circles while I looked at her with hungry eyes.

I can't stop myself from calling
Calling out your name
I can't stop myself from falling
Falling back again
In the morning
Baby, in the afternoon

“Ohhh Joooanne Ooooohh,” I moan as I closed my eyes as I imagined myself thrusting her in missionary while she wrapped her legs around me as I hugged my bolster tight as I kissed her mouth furiously

Dark like the shady corners
Inside a violin
Hot like to burn my lips
I know I can't win
In the morning
Baby, in the afternoon

I was going faster and faster as I could feel heat on my face and sweat coming down my forehead, as I imagine her giggling, laughing and giving me a pretend kick of resistance before attempting to wriggle away and going “Ahh you naughty boy” as it gave way to surrender and soft moans

I try to quit you but I'm too weak
Waking up without you
I can hardly speak at all

“Ooooorrrhhhhhh!” I could feel the pleasure building up in my balls from all that rubbing as my shaft was begging for relief as I released an enormous load before I rolled over, breathing heavily from all my rigorous pumping and my fantasizing. It was a really hot cum sperm load. The sort u release from wild sex and not from some ‘ho-hum’ quickie.

I’m gonna admit that it was little more than lust at first sight.

As the song continued to play, I thought about what I should do to pursue her.

The problem with both Cypher and Andrew’s advice was that it was against the value set I was brought up with. It was one thing to tease a woman slightly about her insecurities before changing the subject to something else that was funny. It was quite another to deliberately tear her down so she’d be under your thumb.

Clarence’s advice was kind of passive. If it comes in, it comes in, if it does not, it does not. It was like sitting at the bottom of a HDB flat hoping someone would throw a stack of 50 dollar notes from the 24th Story down onto your lap.

I decided to just ignore all my friends’ advice in the end.

I was going to try to be my best self.

“Need a lozenge?” I asked as I offered her one as she coughed (I did happen to have a cough too. I did not buy those on purpose)

“Thanks,” she said as she took one and offered a smile

Later as I go out to the pantry for a drink, Andrew walks out wearing a smirk on his face.

“So I see you’ve made some progress” he said as he took out a cigarette, lit it and began smoking.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I replied acting dumb

The half open mouthed grin I was trying to suppress coming from my face told him I knew exactly what he was talking about.

“The assignment for the module of course,” he said letting out a puff of smoke “I saw you doing it earlier.”

I threw a curved ball at him

“You like Mei Ling don’t you?”

“Who the hell told you that?”

I raised my eyebrows at him a couple of times before giving him a rather mysterious smile.

“That woman! All she ever does is blabber this kind of nonsense!”

It was a complex relationship diagram. Mei Ling actually liked me because I was kind of the nice guy, Andrew liked Mei Ling and Joanne liked Andre (or they were just close) and I liked Joanne.

Andrew was helping me to get close to Joanne cause he was interested in Mei Ling and my source code to get his degree and so Mei Ling would get her heart broken and fall into his arms.

When I told my friends the story, they laughed cause it sounded like a Korean drama. Anyhow, I’d been going home together with Joanne, saying good morning, opening doors for her when I got the chance.

I thought it was going ok until one morning.

“Why don’t you give him a chance?” the account’s aunty asked

“That Jay ar, he’s so dumb! That day when we went home, it was cloudy and then he just opened his umbrella for me before it rained, Do you know how embarrassing it was?”

“But he’s a nice guy. He probably just never have girlfriend before.”

“Aiyah, this kind of dumb guy!”

I hadn’t meant to eavesdrop on their conversation, but the wind had blown it into my ears and there was no taking it back as the hurtful words made it all the way to my head.

She could have just told me directly that she didn’t like me. I'd be sad for a few days, but then I’d be fine after that. But guys, you know what girls are like: They keep quiet to maintain cordial relations for fear of hurting your feelings.

I was censoring myself heavily there. If your girl or any female samstress reads this and asks, tell them that SammyNewbie was a crazy cookie and you had no idea what he was talking about. ;)

The next moment came when I walked into the pantry.

“I’m being really nice already ok!” She told Mei Ling “The last time got a guy like that, I just scold and scold and scold until he cr- ”

I pretended I heard none of that as I refilled my empty water bottle and went back to the office.

“Hello, Techical support, How can I help you?”

“I want you to help me build my website.”

“I’m sorry M’aam,” I replied as gently as I could over the phone “We do not provide web design services, the plan you bought with us was for hosting your websi-”

I was blasted by the customer. That pushed me over the edge.

To be continued...

[SammyNewbie]

Love Potion #9 Part 4

I could feel my blood boiling as my face was going red as I put down the phone. Despite the fact that I remained friendly and kept calm throughout the conversation, and even suggested that she email me over at our company’s support email, I was furious. After putting the call down, and I went out as the office door closed behind me.

I needed to blow off some steam. The sexual tension I was feeling from Joanne, , her lunch gossip that was causing me to lunch alone on most of the time and the unreasonable customers that were calling in were causing me to crack inside.

I was never a person that took stress very well.

I went over to the dart board and pull the darts out as I stood behind the wall. I’d never been good at this game. I’d tried that a few times. Most of the time, the darts deflected and hit the nearby top of a water dispenser

Ash’s voice loomed in my head

The technique to darts is really simple. Just imagine the person’s face you hate the most on that board. For me, I just imagine my boss…

Now who was it I hated the most?

Joanne’s face came up in front of me, her long curly hair with bangs and her wide mouth. I pictured her bad mouthing me that morning and in the afternoon at the pantry as I swung the dart with force and it hit the dart board with a loud thud.

To both my shock and surprise, the dart landed on the bullseye. I was so surprised that I tried the visualization technique two more times as they actually landed extremely close to the bullseye.

If there was one other thing good about Joanne besides her long sexy legs, it was that I was getting damn bloody good at darts thanks to her.

I just retrieved fired, and fired, and fired and fired… until my arms got tired and a portion of that anger and tension inside me drained out and I was put into a slightly worn sedated state.

“Whoa Whoa,” Andrew said as he smoked a cigarette sitting behind me as I jumped, too engrossed in firing out all the darts and venting it out “Bad customer huh?”

“Yeah…”

“It happens all the time. Sometimes, they just don’t know any better. Don’t take it personally. Let it go.”

Andrew always just acted dumb half the time whether in classes or elsewhere. He was always quietly aware and amusingly, his advice had fitted to both my situations at once. I wouldn’t say he was malicious and would sabotage you, it was just that he always had his own agenda if he helped you in this case, he wanted the girl he liked to give up on me, so even if I was kinda retarded, he was going to help me get Joanne as much as he could.

God damn… I need to go again…

I couldn’t really explain why I felt this way. But it was like DIY would no longer cut it anymore because the tension inside me was through the roof right now. I calmed myself before I got back to work, replied a few email requests to support, took a few phone calls and rushed off immediately after work.

A few of my colleagues raised eyebrows in surprise as I no longer attempted to go home with Joanne. As I walked out of Aljunied MRT, the church that stood directly outside lit up for the night as the white outline of a cross called out to me

Go back… a prostitute reduces you to a loaf of bread… an adultress preys on your very life

I held my right hand up and gave the cross the universally understood hand signal before I walked pass the church and headed to the fish tank.

I wanted angry sex. I was going to pick that tall WL that was as tall as Joanne and bang the hell out of her.

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

Love Potion #9 Part 4

There were only 3 women in the fish tank when I went in. A gal that was slightly taller than number 8 but she was ugly. There was number 8 that was kinda cute, but the sex with her really sucked. And who was that waving and smiling at me?

Short and fat, probably about 1.4 at most. She had her hair tied up in a ponytail, and well if she was thinner, would remind me of ‘Bubbles’ from the powerpuff girls. Her number tag was #9.

The tall WL I had hoped to find was nowhere to be seen.

I was weighing the odds in my head. Well if I picked number 8, I was definitely going home unsatisfied. But the other gal while taller was not exactly easy on the eyes. And there was of course, the cute dodo bird standing and waving at me.

Number 8 sat where she was, exuding an aura of haughty confidence as she crossed her legs and put her arms on them. She was so sure she’d be picked. After all, she looked better than the both of them.

But not today.

I’ve had enough of such snooty women. Seriously, if they didn’t want me, they could go get used by all those smooth talkers for an One Night Stand and keep wondering ‘Where’s the right one I can settle down with?’.

As for number 8, since she chose to service clients this badly, make them come fast so they would go quickly, she could go starve to death for all I care. I was not going to take any more crap from a woman today.

I was willing to give anything a chance for good sex after the day’s events.

“Number 9,” I said to the OKT as number 8’s eyes went from one of confidence to one of shock to surprise as she went “Aiyah!” that her money had spouted wings and flown into the pocket of another fellow WL instead.

Number 9 exited the tank with a rather happy look and walked forward to me like a doggy looking forward to its owner’s homecoming as she took the umbrella I was holding in my hand and carried it, treating me like a boss, as she led me to her room.

I went into the shower with her as she began to shower me again as she rubbed my dick. Soon it began to grow

“So Big?”

“Aiyah, Everyone you also say big lah!”

“No… You sure this not transplant one?”

“No… This one 100% Singaporean. You see is it black? No right?”

She laughed as she continued to soap me

“Bend down!” She says with a mock stern voice.

“Aiyoh! Treat customer like that ar? I now feel like I not boss you boss!” I joked as I complied to her request, I was 1.88 and she was after all only about 1.4 and kind of short.

She laughed again as she began to scrub my hair now that I had squatted down kind of like an elder sis soaping a younger brother. After I was thoroughly scrubbed and cleaned…

“Go out!” She went before pointing at the door dramatically

“Why I cannot stay and soap you?”

She laughs again before asking me to go out nicely as I once more dry myself before laying on the bed and waiting for her. Once she’s out she begans to slowly walk towards the bed, as she crawls up the bed on fours, she pounces on me like a tiger hunts its prey as she stares intensely into my eyes before hungrily licking my nipples.

The sensation of her tongue while she worked her magic was so different from number 8’s half hearted licks. I stroke her back and grab and touch her boobs as she slowly licks her way town to the sides of my waist and to my tummy.

"Ahh ... Ahhh..."

I wriggle in esctacy as I let out soft moans and she works her way down to my balls. Her tongue varies the pressure, soft and hard on my balls as I feel the pleasure and began moaning louder.

"Oooohhh!"

She then begans to travel down south to my ass crack and I let out a really loud moan. It was too damn good for greenhorn me to suppress my moaning.

“Shhh….” She goes putting a finger to my lips before she starts laughing again. I think the whole fish tank could hear us getting it on because I was moaning so loudly in pleasure. It was as though she was enjoying the fact that I was unable to resist her leet skills.

She then begins to boob fuck my dick. First with my penis between her two mounds then with one boob massaging my balls. By this time, I’m fucking rock hard as she caps me before she lies down.

“You Fuck I!” She says in her broken english

I kinda laugh inside and grin as I go on top of her and begin entering her, learning my lesson, I went slowly and gently this time as I let out low moans of pleasure.

“Doggy,” I said as I pulled my dick out and we made the switch.

I thrust and thrust and thrust and thrust as I start perspiring and we start moaning together. Finally, she goes on top of me. She rides and grinds it slowly, while she massages my balls with one hand

“Ooohhh… Ohhh… Ohhh…!” I went as I reached the point of no return and shot my load.

I pant and breathe deeply as my whole body was sweaty from all the sex

“You Ok…?” She asks "You breathing, sweating so hard..."

“That was great,” I replied as we cuddle for awhile before we proceed to the shower.

As I was about to put on my clothes, she asks me to lie down as she gives me a massage from my shoulder downwards.

Oh God… I feel like a king right now

The clock rings as she smiles before she goes “Times up.”

I get dressed and wave my goodbye as I left a satisfied man.

You know the silly grin you have on your face when you just had good sex? I had that grin all the way when I was walking to the MRT, and all the way on my ride home as I was thinking about how pleasurable the sex was.

In fact, that kind of made me feel happy and a little bit crazy as I went to ask a cute girl for her number near the Bedok interchange. She freaked out and said no before she ran off.

Fuck you SG Women! I’ll just damn bloody pay for good sex if all of you reject me!

With a little skip in my stride, I boarded the bus home, the day’s tensions all removed.

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

Planned to write abit more today... but went to watch Le Miserables and went home and watched Enchanted, so in abit of a weird emotional state now. Let's just say I've slid pass the semi emotional state for optimal writing, and yeah, being in that state for the past few days is causing a drain on me too.

Anyway, after noticing all the writers wishing everyone a happy new year, I'd like to do that also. I'm normally not a person to do such a thing. Sort of a just a formality for me and with birthdays, but yes.

It's just a good time to sort of just put whatever happened this year behind us, and be glad we survived through whatever we did this past year, both good and bad.

The world hasn't quite ended yet, so we're going to have to keep living! =)

Happy new year everyone! ^_^

[Spermyking]

camping for a great year

[SammyNewbie]

File 6 : Girlfriend Experience Part 1

My bonking sessions with #9 from L20 H32 were going great. I was a regular that came once a week. She always smiled when she came out from the tank and I did forget to mention last update that she wore very cute bra and underwear underneath. It had a cute white cartoon kitty and there was snoopy underwear too.

She was also very caring. She noticed when my legs had cuts from wearing unseasoned new shoes, when I had a cough, she lowered the air conditioning. When I was still a little wet after I dried myself, she dried me again gently with a towel.

About that same time, I was also dismissed from the tech support company. I do not know to this day what the reason was. I speculated that it was either Joanne being the serpent in my bosom, the complimentary letter that was sent by a client to my big boss regarding me that was forwarded to all my colleagues that sparked jealousy among the seniors, or the fact that I was too expensive (they hired a Vietnamese and after that fired me a few days after he came in).

I’m gonna summarize the emo that happened:

Ash bringing me out, giving me a smoke as I drank and ranted before bringing me to screw a hooker.

Me waking up the next day with a hangover and sore throat as I stumbled slowly to the kitchen for a drink of water.

A walk by the beach as I just walked and walked and walked as the sound of waves interrupted the toxic thoughts and washed them away and the warm sea breeze thawed my frozen nerves and heart until the pain and sadness was relieved.

Ash had once again flown to Macau on business, catching other exotic pokemon from Mexico, South Korea and wherever.

“I miss Ash,” I told Ben one day at school “Kinda miss his interesting stories and someone to just talk shit with”

Since he disappeared, many people have attempted to infiltrate Sex Men United, including an ex-colleague, but none of them really filled the void Ash left. The Fantastic four were now The Trinity, talking trash in the student lounge as one random person joined us, but usually didn’t stay long.

“I miss him too… having him around is nice, but if you want sex stories… you could always check out sammyboy and $$$$$boy,” Ben replied, making a suggestion “To be honest, I think Ash might drop out of the degree. He never did quite like programming, and for him, he just wants the piece of paper and is interested in the shortcuts.”

“What’s sammyboy?” I asked, still rather innocent at the time

“Oh… a forum where some expert players of the field go to Geylang and fuck prostitutes and tell all and rate them. Like how good their blow job is, what their stats are…boob size…”

“How do you know?” I asked in a rather mischeivous voice while looking at Ben “Don’t tell me that you also …”

“No lah. My dick is reserved only for my future girlfriend, Who knows what you could catch from those prostitutes. My brother just goes to the forums… and sometimes I catch him on this site”

I was disappointed.

Anyhow, I registered my nick for the first time as I wandered the newbies section. Some of the stupid questions that people asked and the replies that they got were rather amusing.


Peterjo80: Hi...could someone advise where to find big-sized fleshy women who love to wear tight and short mini-skirts? I like to have fun and sexual activities with them like touching their bum and breasts, etc....

Sammyboyfor: Go to Orchard road when you are free and scan the place for girls that fit your description. When you do see one, walk up to her and squeeze her buns and her titties.

If she likes you, she'll go to bed with you.



Shinkita : i got a question. Is there a list of hotels which charges by hour?

Big Sexy: ring ring....hello... where got hotel charge by per hour wan huh.. can tell me or not???

u think i am telephone operator or what???? this doesnt fall into the catergory of newbies helpline.... post it in the adult discussion forum...

next question please..



WD-40 : Ok can you give us newbie some tip how to get 3k+ reputation points? :D

Ethanas : To get 3k plus rep point you need to be big and sexy. ;)


This idiot actually said thanks after that.

And Finally, the funniest of them all…


Doll_rumika:
Him I borrow my bro's account here and I am actually a newbee.
One question I dont know I should ask here or not.

I know I have to precent some indentities while booking a room in Geylang area. Bros, are you using NRIC or something else?

Thanks alot.

Bangster: Ok. Truth is, the geylang hotel recep recognises the cocks of all the cheongsters in the areas. Show them your cock after you unzip at the recep counter. They will then give you a key or a card to access the room.


Ok, that wasn’t the truth. I had actually read these yesterday and found myself chuckling at the questions and responses.:D

What actually took place was that I read up on places and houses I could go to and was excitedly taking in all the new information that I found on this forum. I was also reading about this bad mysterious thing that WLs could do to you called KC.

What the hell was KC? Kena Cheat? Kena Chop? Kan Cheong? I had no idea what it was as a newbie. I had to go abit of research before finding out it was ‘Kum-Cheng’, a hokkien term used for love, which meant the WL made you fall head over heels in love with her to make you keep going back for her.

I got worried. It seemed that myself and #9 had something of this sort. Panicking I posted something about this. The response I got was simple. A lot of samsters go through this when they first start, most of them get over their crushes, until I was really deep in like spending my life savings on her, or crying because she was going to return to her home country after her term was up, I was fine.

I was spending a lot of time here while I searched for a new job. My encounters included a screaming drinking banshee that set her clones on me while I was hijacking a thread: talking and interested in getting an invitation to drink with her. Ok, mostly to get in her pants.

I had offended some powerful fans of the screaming banshee and I felt my rep points go up and down like I was struggling for survival in ICU as the ECG Machine beeped non-stop. It was in and out of moderation as some people that appreciated me were wheeling me into the operating theatre so I could be out of moderation and some people that did not were getting me involved in this gangland shootouts back into Intensive Care.

I didn’t give two hoots about rep, honestly. It was just the annoying thing that my mailbox would get full very fast, the fact that sometimes when I wanted to make posts, they could only appear after 3-6 hours now, and no TCSS chat (Hey! I wanted to meet gals for free fuck at that time! I was jobless, had no money but had lots of time on my hands!)

Well anyway, I head about a gem at Lorong 18 H 36 that was G7 and called Amy. While my commercial sex relations with L20H32G9 had always been good, I was now worried about the scary scary thing called ‘Kam Cheng’.

The advice of most Samsters was ‘You’ll find that she isn’t all that special when you bonk more gals that can provide the same or better services.’

They were right…

To be continued…

[drewdrew11]

well said bro :)

[SammyNewbie]

There are certain things I would like to say. Let me start with the lighter stuff first. First off, there's no update because something cropped up at work today. So work = gimme money. I thank you for both your readership and understanding

Now to the more heavy stuff.

I've received quite a few interesting PMs lately after my stories. Some of them asking about where to find certain gals, some of them pretending to be newbies to ask me for directions after my latest post. I'll admit I had a chuckle at a few of them.

But there was one that was hounding me like a newpaper journalist.

He has asked me rather personal questions about certain events that transpired, and I'm not comfortable with answering these questions. I have once quietly hinted and avoided giving a straight answer to this but the person has persisted in wanting to know.

I'm doing this in a public setting because we are no longer on friendly terms and I will not be replying to the PMs sent. This is a warning. Do not make me expose both the PMs and your nick to the public. I do not want anyone to be subject to the zap wars I have been through, but if you force my hand, I will make sure you get it good and never do it again.

[kittymae]

No worries la...update whenever u hv some time on hand..:)

[SammyNewbie]

*sees a kitty come into my thread*
*bends down to scratch its ears*
*holds the loose chain*

"Come now, let's get you back to your owner so we can both get some rest"

[dreamlight]

very good writing skills. waiting for more.

[SammyNewbie]

File 6: Girlfriend Experience Part 2

It was after that day at the beach. Where I walked, and walked and walked for hours as the toxic thoughts of me asking why I got fired came in and the sound of the waves washed them away and interrupted them before they further poisoned my soul. As the warm sun slowly thawed the numb frozen nerves as the soft sea breeze and the swishing of the pine trees strengthened and carried my weak voice to the heavens as I sang songs of pain, sorrow and letting go.

Occasionally I just stopped walking sat on a stone bench and just cried, with thankfully no one to notice me and a mostly empty beach at East Coast Park on a work day. Beyond a few students who were playing truant, the homeless man sleeping under a pavilion, and the occasional female Caucasian jogger in their sports tank tops and tights running past me with their cute chihuahuas, there was no one, and I was glad.

I then wrote all of my regrets that I’d been feeling onto not one, not two, but three sheets of paper as I tore them off my notebook and folded them into aeroplanes, walking over to the jetty, I had planned to actually throw them into the sea so they would crash into the waves like a failed flight and be gone, but believe me, the wind kept blowing them back, much to the amusement of some casually fishing anglers as I ran after this paper aeroplanes that had been blown back on a return flight landing again on the jetty, picked them up and ran over to the edge and attempted to fire them off once more. :o

Finally, after many failed attempts, the paper planes were indeed gone, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. I then headed off to Parkway’s ‘New York New York’ and ordered myself some good ribs and a heavyweight champion rootbeer float. (I know, I know, I shouldn’t be spending so thoughtlessly after I get fired, but I’m fortunate that my Dad still works, I got my severance pay, and I got my education fund), and after that, I needed a fuck and cuddle and no, I didn’t want Bolster Joanne again.

So I went down to the recommended L18H36 to try to find G7.

“来啊帅哥，有美女介绍。三号像你啊，高大又巨胸，像炸弹啊” （Hey handsome! Got good recommendation for you! Number 3! As tall as you! Big Boobs the size of bombshells!）

I looked at the girl that the OKT had recommended in the tank. She was wearing an orange nightie, had blonde curly hair, wide lips, and eyes that looked like a doe. Her facial overall expression was like a cute small dog. And she was very tall also, got long legs, not thin ones, but still nice, and got big boobs also. Doesn’t it sound kind of familiar?

Correct! She’s just like Joanne! Only a little bit fatter and with bigger boobs. She is the chao tah(tanned) version. Joanne had fairer skin.

Mai Tu Liao Ar (Don’t need think ar)!

But then, I decided to pretend to be deciding. A gal in the tank tried her luck. She was wearing a pink dress, very fair skinned, her face not so flawless and had some freckles, she was kinda shy and waved at me from inside the tank. I put my hand on my chin and pretended to be looking at other people. (I was hoping that after that extra few seconds G7 will come out because her customer had fired the cannon already and I could take a look, but I had no such luck).

I will later bonk the other girl in a different house from this one, but that’s a different story. Between the girl that waved at me shyly and the Chao Tah Joanne, I think my choice is obvious.

“Number 3,” I said as I pointed my finger at her as I went over to the counter to pay for her services. Girl 3 stepped out of the tank and held my hand like she had won some special prize. On the way up, she was even more excited than me . She walked up in front of me holding my left hand in with one hand and my waist with the other as her face leaned closed to me and then she opened her mouth.

My eyes were open wide as I hadn’t expected that coming as her tongue darted into mine and I was trying to remember what were the trying to remember the three mistakes not to commit while frenching: the stationary tongue, the darting tongue, and the floppy tongue, although I didn’t quite remember what they meant.

Kissing felt… ummm…. I dunno. It didn’t really feel as good as I hoped or as intense as it felt in those Hollywood movies where lovers stared into each others eyes as they leaned closed locked lips and closed their eyes as they touched each other all over. I think it could be because I didn’t know what to do from the lack of experience.

And then we were so engrossed in frenching as we walked up we weren’t careful and bumped each other in the head. Ow… sorta gave a sheepish smile as we both stopped and we went to her room.

This house’s room too was done up differently from the other one. When you went in, the first thing you were greeted by was a painting of a naked woman on a silver screen as flouriscent light lit it blue. There was a huge king sized bed right in the middle of the room, not those small ones you usually see at other tanks, and there was a mirror to the right side of the bed, and one on top.

I’d heard about these kinky installations in some army sex stories of Thailand, but I didn’t quite think these naughty things would exist in Singapore. This was tiled with a black marble floor finish as to the side, there was once more, a shower area partitioned away by a glass wall.

Girl 3 led me inside, and I noticed that instead of a conventional shower head, a circular shower head was on the ceiling and there was a lever at the side of the wall. As she pulled it, the shower came on. I felt the warm water slowly splatter onto my skin, kind of like falling rain as I got drenched.

“What’s your name?” I asked doing my usual small talk routine with the WLs.

Couldn’t hurt to hone my skills of talking to women while in the shower.

“My name is Orange,” she replied

“That’s a strange name… Why are you named that?”

“Oh other gals are called apple so I am called orange…” she replied as she was soaping my hair and I was smiling at her

“You been here very long?”

“Oh one year, last time I do many things before, I go to Malaysia and do am mor(massage), even got cut hair, I speak English, 华语,Japanese, Even abit of Korean. I going back Thailand soon after awhile. You give me your number, be my boyfriend. I take care you there!”

“Cannot lah! Where can girl take care of guy? Must be guy take care of girl one?”

“I not pretty, nobody want,” she said as she scrubbed my dick and back with soap

“No, you very cute, sure got guy want you. You bluff me one!”

“I take care you good ok,” She said as she went behind me and licked my ear before she began giving my back a boob scrub. The thought of Joanne doing that to me immediately snapped my 2IC into SEDIA(attention).

“So big…” She said as she giggled as she watched the effect she had on me.

To be continued...

[SammyNewbie]

File 6 : Girlfriend Experience Part 3

As usual, I was supposed to go out and dry myself first. And yep, I’m lying on the bed. G3 comes out, her curly hair falling down to her boobs and then she goes “Sit up.”

"Why?" was my first thought as I did, but I knew the answer as she went straight for my mouth again as we got into a tongue fight and I stroked her bare back as I kissed her neck and she wriggled in pleasure with her eyes closed and I looked at the side mirror with showcasing the side view of her slender body, boobs, and I could even see my hand sliding down her bare back slowly to her bum while it made circles around it…

Oooo… that really turned me on

It was another surprise for me as she violently pushed me down on the bed, and gave me a naughty and horny grin and she climbed on top of me like she was gonna take control and do what she wanted to me. I watched from the top mirror as I felt her tongue slowly slide from the middle of my chest down to south.

From the top mirror, I could see the view of her and sensually slowly gliding downwards giving me a view of her as though I was doing doggy. From the side mirror, I could see her long slim body , the side of her butt crack and the long legs that reminded me of those Joanne had folded in that doggy style position.

When you have sex, you don’t exactly get to see every single view. Like for example, when you do woman on top, you only see her front boobs and face while she’s grinding you. With this, when she does woman on top, if you look at the top mirror, it shows how it looks like when you are filmed from behind, with her pussy swallowing your dick as you observe it slide in and out of her.

From the side, you can see her boobs bouncing while she rides you and a portion of her as while she grinds your dick.

It was extremely simulating, kinda like watching yourself do porn from every angle. I was getting very aroused already and also by her skillful hands gripping my shaft while her tongue did circular laps around my balls.

“Ooohhh…”

A moan escapes me as she uses her breasts to fuck me as a little but of precum leaked out of my dick. As though satisfied, she caps me and goes on top of me.

Ooooo She’s tight…

Once more I feel a warm sensation spread through my prick as he pussy encloses around it but it doesn’t last long. She gets off and says I am too big.

Missionary once again. Not exactly the very best. Can’t really see much from the mirrors. After abit, we switch to doggy. Then suddenly, she asks me to stop.

“Sit to the side,” so I’m on the right side of the bed facing the mirror. And then she goes on top of me and she begins riding me and she smiles a friendly smile as I look shly at her. The same smile Joanne gave me.

It was so sweet. I was treated not only to the picture of her bouncing boobs in front of me which I occasionally sucked on as I looked in the mirror behind me being treated to the picture of me running my bare hands slowly down and around her back as her perky ass moved up and down showing my dick slide in and out of her pussy.

I didn’t really last very long.

“Ooohh God! Ahhh!!!!” I shot my load inside her as I hugged her tight and she knew as she tightened her pussy too giving me quite a mindblowing orgasm as I saw the last expression I had on my face as I closed my eyes with my hands crossed on her back.

I collapse on the bed as she lies on top of me too before she slowly slides my dick out of her pussy and gently removes the condom, disposes it, while she wipes off the excess semen with tissue and cleans me up.

“Was that too fast?” I asked

“No, you’re good… I like it… turn over”

I turn over and she gives me a massage slowly on my hands as it relaxes the muscles and my aching joints, and then my back too. We shower and I leave.

“Overnight me later today?” She asks

“I can’t do so many rounds…” I reply

“Ok, come back for me!”

I smile as she waves goodbye as I leave the tank.

I had just fucked Joanne! Yeah! Well not exactly… but yeah. You know what I mean. :)

To be continued...

[SammyNewbie]

Hehe... Just a few things to say about this update.

1) I'm having a flu while typing this.

2) I'm at macs and a few people have actually looked over my laptop while I was typing. Some people include students, because I hear them giggling and going 'sex', a girl that was attached that was glued to my screen and it seemed she enjoyed reading, cause her boyfriend tore her away, and so I had to endure abit of disgrace.

3) It had 100999 characters, 999 more characters than I was allowed to type in a post. I actually thought I had gone into moderation again for some reason, but I went to check and I was fine XD.

Anyway, Enjoy your update, and I'll be signing off and going to get some rest

[cpgoer]

nice story! will patiently wait for ur updates

[SammyNewbie]

File 6: Girlfriend Experience Part 4

Before I start this chapter, let me just tell my own sex joke.

Alright here goes: Who’s the world’s most famous stud?

Any answers or attempts? What?

Edison Chen? No... He fucked ALOT of women... but no.

Bill Clinton? Nope... But he had balls to do it with his secretary and deny it all the way

Anyone else? Tommy Lee?... Ok so he did Pamela Anderson, one of the world's sex symbols... but no.. Give up?

Jesus.

What's this? What??? I'm not afraid to die ar?

Why Jesus, you ask?

Because all the gals go “OOOHHH JESSSUUSS!!! OOHHH MY GOD!” whenever their boyfriends do them good.

Ok, that was corny. Dad was giving me another one of those ‘You need God’ talks I feel I didn’t quite need. Back to the story…

I couldn’t stop thinking about #3 the next day. Her sexy long legs that were abit flabby but still nice, her doe like eyes and her smile while she was riding me naked. Her curly blonde hair falling down to her, boobs as she came out of the shower. Her naughty smile as she climbed onto the bed on fours and she gazed into my eyes. I imagined her laying on her bed in that frilly pink dress I saw Joanne wear that day as she opened her legs and revealed those black undies

“Come overnight me…”

I was having a boner in my shorts now as I was laying on my bed and fantasizing about her.

God damn Jay! You’re on living on your severance pay now. Do you intend to touch the education fund for this?

“I know you want it…” She said as she smiled and winked seductively at me

I can hand job myself for pleasure. I don’t need you. You’re too expensive

“Ohh… Jay! Ohhh!!! Fuck me!” A picture of me doing her doggystyle the whole night like she was Joanne came into my mind. Screwing in the shower, in front of the mirrors. The thought of being to be able to spend the night with ‘Joanne’ was just too much for me to pass up. And right now, the blood in my little head had overwhelmed any voice of reason.

JESUS!

Apparently he did men too…


To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

Lol... Can finally go home from Starbucks after finishing an excerpt! On a side note, can anyone recommend where I can buy good flavoured tea like orange tea or passion fruit nectar tea from? It seems to help with the flu. Maybe drop me a PM. I was trying to find some at a mall, but it seems nothing... Seems I have an infection because I noticed that... never mind... it's too gross to say.

Girlfriend Experience Part 5

I packed a set of spare berms and T-Shirt into my brown sling bag. What did I need for an overnight? Listerine, toothbrush? I didn’t quite know. Well the toiletries should be fine. They should have all of that.

I put on my jeans and my best clothes before leaving my house.

After I took the MRT there, I was in fact, still very early 11.30 pm (save cab fare). The fish tank only closed at 1.30am, and if you asked them to allow you to overnight that early, OKTs would just deny that they had overnight.

I went to a coffee shop and ordered coca-cola to try to take my mind off G3. My mind was screaming “sexsexsexsexsex!” like a crazy teenager as I could feel my groin pushing against my jeans like it was begging to be unleashed. I’m not going to flash if you are wondering what happens next.

I just tried not to think about it and pass time. I slowly drank the coke from the plastic glass through a straw as I checked my phone for interesting stuff. I watched the boring Taiwanese Drama called ‘爱’(Love) on the TV screen. I even ordered some Ban Mian(noodles) to actually eat though I was full.

It was the longest two hours of my life. The minutes crawled by as I tried to distract myself and have some self control and not barge into the house like some deranged criminal and say ‘I want to spend the night with G3!’

Finally, the wait was over as I crossed the overhead bridge before I withdrew the 250 needed quickly from a nearby ATM. I then headed over to the house

“我 要包她一夜” （I want to book her for a night）

“你要包她一月？” （You want to book her for a month?） The OKT said looking at me with a strange look, like I had gone insane. “这样要五千！”(That will cost 5000)

The word for month and night sounded almost the same in Chinese.

What???!!!

“到明天早上,这么贵啊？(So expensive just to book overnight?)” I replied.

“一个晚上,”(Oh…Overnight) The OKT finally said realizing the misunderstanding . He looked at me, wondering whether he should allow it.

“给他啦！(Come on, Let him...)” The other OKT said, apparently seeing the rather desperate look on my face and the puppy eyes like I was going to be really sad and cry while taking a cab home if I got rejected.

The OKT still looked rather hesitant as he looked at me: Young boy now thinking with groin, then at girl #3.

“Ew?” He asked her, perhaps hoping she would not agree

“Alright”

“两 百 五十！” (250!) The OKT replied, quoting me the maximum market rate.

I was so happy! I would with her the whole night tonight! I would be with Joanne! Yay Yay!

Like a happy puppy, I went to the counter and paid the bill.

To be continued…

[M0N5T3R]

Support! Loving the story

[SammyNewbie]

Thanks for your support! I was trying to write more about the ON... but in the end I just moved around like a wandering swordsman around the forum and reading random threads >.<"

I think I should go sleep and try to write more tommorrow.

[kittymae]

*sees a kitty come into my thread*
*bends down to scratch its ears*
*holds the loose chain*

"Come now, let's get you back to your owner so we can both get some rest"

Erhhhh....
Since I'm posting At this time of night...evidently my so called owner (if it actually can be so-termed)isn't ard to bug me ;p

More more more updates pls!

[SammyNewbie]

*puts kitty on shoulder*
*is now a wandering swordsman with a kitty on his shoulder*

[kittymae]

*puts kitty on shoulder*
*is now a wandering swordsman with a kitty on his shoulder*

Erm... Right.....:rolleyes:
*hops off & starts mkg way to find owner

Get well soon yea bro.. :) Loads of pple cmg down w sthg these days...

[SammyNewbie]

Yeah... Thanks

*loses kitty accessory*
*waves goodbye to the kitty*

Guys, I happened to have a last minute meet up with 'Cypher' today. We just talked alot of shit after he came back from overseas. And yeah, I missed him alot when he was away.

Whether it was serious stuff regarding life and programming, or whether we just talked sex, it was always good. So much so we forgot the time. Well my main scene with G3 is finished. I'm just thinking about playing truth,omit or edit at this point with some of the nitty gritty details.

Update will be coming soon. Thanks for your patience ^_^.

[SammyNewbie]

File 6 : Girlfriend Experience Part 6

G3 led me up to my room, stripped me down down and told me to wear a set of boxers and after that, she left the room. She went to return with bed sheets, changed them, exited the room to eat, leaving me like clueless lemon in the fridge.

After that, she came back, showered with me, cleaned the shower at the same time, then she called her ‘mum’ cried on the phone and went ‘… overnight …’ and a string of Thai words for 20 minutes as she wailed.

This was bad. It was not the overnight that I was hoping for.

Finally she put down the phone and turned to me.

“My vagina pain, a lot of customer fuck me today, you understand right?”

Words could not describe how pissed I got at that point. I knew she was mind fucking me.

“But Orange, ” I said as I put my hand on her shoulder “I really missed you, that’s why I came back today immediately. Then now you tell me like that, I also feel very sad.”

I pointed to my dick that was hard at this point and needed a release.

“I want you. You think I can sleep tonight if you don’t give me?” I asked

“I give you blowjob ok?” She asked

“Alright then…” I conceded. It was better than nothing.

She went off to the bed and went to get her stuff ready. She put on her black rimmed plastic spectacles because she told me earlier that she wore contacts at work. And she grabbed a bottle of baby oil and put on some black disposable underwear as she crawled on top of the bed, slowly as she moved towards me.

Her face without makeup now showed her freckles and flaws on her face but that made her look closer to Joanne, and it was turning me on a lot. There was a day where Joanne wore black glasses too without her contacts, while it made her look silly, I thought she was pretty cute.

“Ooooo Yeah…” I thought happily as I saw her boobs swaying from side to side as I looked at the sexy frame and long legs through the side mirror with the black underwear now covering her forbidden area as she moved over. It was strangely more erotic when she actually wore some stuff.

Perhaps it was the excitement of taking it off, or my mind replaying that memory of the day in the office. As she looked at me, her face inches away from mine, we began to French again as my hands roamed the side of her body, stopping at her waist before stroking slowly up her back again. She stopped frenching me as she began to plant wet kisses on my neck and lick it as I explored her bum, underwear now on,her waist, and finally began squeezing her boobs(those were like sandbags and I stopped immediately when I squeezed them) and began to touch other parts again.

The feelling of her tongue on both sides of my neck was ticklish, but extremely pleasurable as I wriggled slightly, but refused to let out any moans. G3 knew she was turning me on a lot, because she was having a rather sly smile on her face as she turned my nipples like knobs and began to lick them

Oh God! I thought this only worked only women!

I failed to suppress that sexually pleasurable low groan of pleasure that managed to escape. She began her tongue routine drawing an invisible line of saliva down my torso. My dick was already twitching and wanting some action from her.

Going down on me, she placed her tongue in the middle of my two balls and teased and licked the point

“Oooooohh”

GOD DAMN FUCKING BITCH I AM NOT GOING TO COME! YOU WON’T GET OFF EASY! I’M GOING TO MAKE U HAVE TO FUCK ME!

My little head was in alot pleasure but my brain was in a lot of anger as I resisted the pleasure.

Looking up at me, she took my dick in her mouth and her tongue began teasing the freneleum. She slowly took it all the way in, deepthroating it, as I felt her tongue tease the tip of my shaft as she moved all the way up. The feeling was phenomenal, but I kept quiet throughout the whole thing as she began working on my head again.

“Ahhh…”

Still not coming?... She thought as she shot me a naughty look.

She was on to my game.

Smiling she began to put her big boobs on my dick, slowly rubbing and teasing my scrotum with them.

Not coming!

She saw that look of pained suppression mixed with pleasure on my face as I closed my eyes for a second before closing them again. She holds her two boobs into a mound and began boob fucking my dick.

“Noo…,” I thought as I gave her a smug smile that I was now in control, although the pleasure was there, it was not going to push me to the point of no return.

It’s not over yet… She gives a confident smile as she takes out her secret weapon. She begins to apply the baby oil on my scrotum as she holds it and rotates her right hand, her thumb and fingers gently brushing the scrotum skin as she strokes my rock hard shaft with the other hand. The stroking is slow at first, then it gets faster and faster and faster

“Ohh… ” I surrender as I saw two jets of cum fire out of my canon like spiderman’s web. I could feel hot and urgent it was, as I felt the cum’s rather inconsistent texture in thickness as I looked at the globs of mess that had a dripping trail all the way to my chest like it was mixed out urgently and in large quantities like an explosive meant for a certain someone’s forbidden silken temple.

G3 was actually in shock as she held my softening dick with her two hands for a few seconds and had her mouth half open as she saw how much cum I had discharged and how far it had shot.

She soon recovered however, and began her usual routine of wiping me clean of my own cum with semen before she cuddled me

‘Good night darling’

But the games were not over...

To be continued...

[SammyNewbie]

File 6: Girlfriend Experience Part 7

I closed my eyes and began to try to sleep, but I could feel her warm breath blowing onto my neck. I was quite sure that there she was giving me some tongue on my neck because I felt something really wet on it. Under the covers, I felt a hand naughtily massaging my groin as another hand moved to my right nipple as it began to tune it.

WTF! I’m trying to sleep here!

I opened my eyes to find that it had all stopped, and G3 was just hugging me and sleeping, with just her breath on me again as her hands both stopped massaging and she played dead.

That naughty naughty bitch

I closed my eyes and hoped she would stop. Sure enough after I closed my eyes the naughty teasing resumed again, as I felt her hands now touching the sides of my waist as they went to my nipples again.

Oh God…

Even if I were a gentleman, I was still a man. If you kept teasing me like this, it was only a matter of time before I jumped on you.

I opened my eyes again and once more she was pretend sleeping again.

That’s it!

I began to french her hungrily as she returned the favour, clearly showing she was not sleeping as I hands went over and traced her nipples and squeezed her fake boobs angrily as she stopped the frenching and pretended to make sleepy moans. As I moved my fingers down south further she suddenly fully opened her eyes and pushed my hands away.

“No darling! Not today!”

ARRRRRGGGH!

I was being toyed with, and she was clearly enjoying every moment of it. I was very angry. I now had to keep my eyes open all the time, if not she would start her damn teasing again.

I’m not coming back to become a carrot head like that again…

I stayed awake with my eyes open so she couldn’t touch me and play anymore without me catching her red handed. After awhile, I got used to that ticklish feeling from her breath on her neck, and was confident and smiling like a man as I told myself. She was clearly not sleeping and getting bored she couldn’t play me anymore, so she opened her eyes and tried a different approach

“Darling, I really like you…”

My ass you do…

“I scared I dun let you pau pau(fuck) me, you don’t come back. You won’t leave me right?”

“Yeah, I will come back, I won’t leave you,” I said as I cuddled her.

I was seriously too frustrated to deal with more emotional drama if I had told the truth. There would have been a crying fit like what she did earlier and so on. Seriously? I’d never come back to this hell.

I was still keeping my eyes open, but I was getting tired, and soon I was drifting off, and soon that naughty massaging began again as her hands started to squeeze my balls gently from outside the boxers.

CHEE BYE!

I put one hand on her boobs as my other tongue circled the other, my next hand slipped under her clitoris and began to make circles around them. She began to moan furiously it was like she liked it. She was getting wet she guided my finger into my sensitive G-Spot. I could feel that little bean as she finger fucked it while I was kissing her nipple as she got up and she pulled down my pants revealing my semi erect member

“Help me get hard.”

“Wait here darling”

She went out of her room for awhile. I heard a loud flush before she came back.

“Go back to sleep darling”

She went to finish up what we were doing in the toilet. I knew it!

FUUUUCKKKK!

I left the next day, from the overnight, high and dry, thoroughly played and tired and having spent a lot of money only for an expensive blowjob. When I had got home, my sis greeted me as I opened the door

“Kor, where did you go last night?” She asked with concern

“I went drinking with some friends,” I lied “I was kinda tired, so I crashed at a friend’s place”

“Kor, don’t do this kind of thing, come back to church.”

Just what I needed.

As I went into my room, some rather unpleasant memories that I thought I had moved on from resurfaced in my mind.

“I hope he finds a nice gal,” Samantha said as she laughed to her colleagues as they spoke some whisperings about Jay

“I have feelings for you! Feelings that you don’t return!” I typed furiously on sms as she had run away from a confession.

“I just wanted to see you one last time,” I said as I held that small pendant I’d bought from Taka Jewellery in the bag. It was about 100 plus dollars, but it was bought with the 1700 takehome pay I drew at that time.

I really lived from paycheck to paycheck. I just couldn’t save due to the low pay.

“That’s so sweet!” She said as she opened the pendant and smiled “Good luck at your new place”

I was in pain, but after what had happened last night, I had grown too numb to even cry to let out my emotions. I just closed my eyes and let myself drift off into a troubled sleep, hoping that by the time I woke up, all the negative emotions that I was feeling right now would be gone.

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

Hey guys,

I just wanted to ask if you felt the recent updates to the sex files were a little too emotionally heavy. I was still wondering if I made the right choice with : truth, omit or edit.

On a totally irrelevant note, some guy is also very emo and playing Le Miserables: 'I dreamed a dream' next to my HDB flat on a violin like an emo musician XD.

[Coffeecans]

Having emotions would stir up more realism and feel to the entire story. Go ahead and explore your writing style. Find your style as per the writers here in this forum :)

[SammyNewbie]

Thanks for being supportive, Kopi Dad ^_^.

[Cockslap]

dont change your writing style bro, keep it as it is now, its beyond great!

[SammyNewbie]

Interlude : The world of Freelance

The truth is, I had visited #3 two more times. Once for a quickie and once for an overnight. I was just lonely on those nights, and for some reason, I was thinking of Joanne. Fortunately, it occurred when I was employed already. So the damage was not so great to my finances.

I just wanted the Samsters reading this to know it was ok to make mistakes more than once in unforgiving Singapore, cause I know from experience that we definitely don’t learn from our mistakes the first time round.

What was going on in my life at this point was… the magical World of Warcraft:

A pile of dead reservist old male dwarves now lay at my feet within a circle when they were surrounding me.

Jaqueline(Jay me): DIE HORNY OLD MEN! I can take you all at once!

I heard the voiceovers of male blood elf paladins and clerics laughing as they typed lol at the keyboard at the naughty comment I made. I didn’t notice however, that a small number of horny old dwarven riflemen were sneaking behind me to poke my sexy blood elf ass.

“Shit!” I swore aloud as I began immediately springing into action as I casted my damage spells as I noticed my health bar dropping. Noticing that, my party sprang into action and also began helping me kill them, but they were too late as my character slumped onto the floor letting out a female night elf death groan.

Jaqueline(dead): Those horny old men did rear entry on me while I wasn’t noticing >.<”
Jaqueline(dead): Did you forget to hide the Viagra from them, Cleric?

More laughter from the male crowd as the cleric was casting a resurrection spell on me. There were some perks of being a female character. If you were friendly and talked dirty, you’d have a following of horny but nice guys. Sometimes if you wanted some gear, there might be gentlemen that gave it to you. While I usually refused and said I would be able to earn it on my own later, they sometimes urged me until it would be rude for me not to accept it.

They’d also appreciate the kind gestures you do to them more. If you were a male character that was this nice, frankly, no one gave a damn.

There were also disadvantages, of course.

Tiger: Hey, I’m gonna make a toy and call it nutsack. And say Jacq, you wanna play with my nutsack?

Ewww. Even I was rather disgusted by that comment though I was a guy.

I was also having quite a few (s)experiences with Freelancers but it was in no way good. Here are some of the funnier ones, that unfortunately did not exactly make good writing material

***

There was the time where me and Ash were supposed to go to L20H32 to bonk together again when I noticed a tasty freelance on the street that hand nice short highlighted hair in her white tank top and we decided to try some and pay 40 dollars.

And then we were in the room halfway and getting it suddenly…

“POLICE!”

Wah, where all my readers go ar? Relax… I’m just telling a story

“Waste of money sia…” I grumbled to Ash as they had ran off

Then Ash went to try another gal and came out in less than 5 minutes

"Wah, I thought just now you come already? Now still so fast ar?"

"Police......"

And that was the night of police raids and wasted money.

***

There was the day where I saw the picture of a sexy hot body on FL Domes 2 and I went to visit the location after getting the number.

What I was greeted by was an older woman that tied her hair into a pony tail, had a round cute but freckly face as she led me to her apartment.Why do alot of ladies like to either wear white tank top and short denim skirt shorts with matching/black bra and undies inside? No creativity or fashion sense.

When she stripped off her clothes, I noticed she had stretch marks on her tummy. She smiled at me like she knew me

“躺下来，(Lie down)” She said as she patted the pillow

I obeyed and lay down facing up.

“转过来（Turn around）”

I obeyed as I turned, my back now on top of the bed

“好乖喔！”(So obedient), she said like I was some cute alaskan husky

Got a catbath, then I got an interesting blow job as she drank some warm water. Then sensation was strange, like my dick was under some heat rub and my penis head was gonna give out some smoke. That was probably the most interesting part of the session. Soon, she capped me and I gave it to her. I think she was horny, put a little pillow under her pussy and had a little weak orgasm in doggy before I came.

It was only after I left that I realized had been ripped off.

I just bonked the cleaner at my previous tech support company for 110 dollars!

-_-"

***

There was Xuan Xuan, the photoshopped Ruby Liu look alike in her photo on FL Dome 2. In the photo, she looked slim, shapely with an apple face and extremely demure. When I met her however, She looked closer to Yoo Hei Yi from “原来是美男” (Beautiful boy). She was slightly fat and wearing a KTV hostess blue dress. The only similarity to the photos were her eyes when they had foundation)

Anyone watch the Korean drama to know what I'm talking about?

Anyway she gave bad service and I posted a bad review. The OKT zapped me and the thread disappeared.

I saw another thread that had a Ruby Liu look-alike and ALMOST booked the next day… then I realized the photo was kind of familiar…

***

And there was that Joanne look alike that wasn’t Chao Tah. That was a street walker on that Sunday. I wasn’t at church, and I just wanted comfort in a woman’s arms. I was stupid to have not checked the fish tank opening timings online before going.

It was only 40, but when she saw I had more money in my pocket, she kept going “Gimme Gimme more Gimme Gimme Gimme more!”

Fucking her was like riding kiddy ride. I had to pay 10 dollars more to keep it continuing every 30-40 seconds.

***

There were others I do not remember. Anyhow, I’d been landing on a lot of bad squares with commercial sex and freelance. But after landing on a lot of bad squares, you eventually find a gem…

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

File 7 : Days with Sunshine Part 1

Any of you ever thought of bonking your friend’s cute sister before?

I’m sure all of us have had that fantasy at one point or another.

Amy was about 1.5 meters tall. She had mushroom styled hair highlighted blonde. Her face was like that of a child, innocent, trusting and with a certain radiant glow. Her skin was tanned and she normally dressed in tank tops and skirt shorts. She was a tomboy and rather adventurous. She was really popular in school. Well she didn’t have long legs, but she had a cute bum.

In fact, Clarence had to pick her up after school everyday because she was being harassed by many,many boys interested in her. I guess we know where all the boys went, considering the number of fuck buddy requests we get on the forums everyday.

She played the piano too, which was quite cool.

She grew up to be a nurse, and at times I would see her when I was over at Clarence’s place, and she would wear her white nurse uniform with a blue strip of fabric to the side as she tied up her short, making it look abit like Misty's hairstyle from pokemon. She was quite the Ah Lian and a spitfire like some of the female Samstresses on the forums.

You want to know what the best part was? She had a very really pretty best friend.

Jean was about 1.6, only slightly taller than Amy, she had long curly natural brown hair too. She had attractive eyes and a cute round nose. She liked to wear woman shirts of the same colours as Amy complimented by white skirts. She had a perfect hour glass figure that was accentuated by the woman shirts she wore, her boobs weren’t big, but well proportioned enough to her body.

She was the opposite of Amy in many ways. Sure, she was chatty and all but pretty dumb too, but in her chatting, it was always laughing and very gentle. And she displayed a certain childlike innocence. She was beautiful, not in a way that made you horny all the time, but in a very classy elegant manner. She was not a person you wanted to fuck like a whore, but the sort that you made sweet gentle love to.

You could be making out with her, then suddenly when she cries out and begs you to stop…

I guarantee your dick would just go soft that moment because she was just so sweet and so innocent.

These two friends were like Cure Black and Cure White from the 'Pretty Cure' anime series. That was the best way to describe them.

There were moments where I was staying overnight at Clarence’s place because we’d be discussing strategies for certain card games like Magic, and we’d just be talking cause he needed someone, during the first few month safter his breakup with his girlfriend. In the morning, I could see both their sleepy faces in pink pyjamas.

The only reason why I didn’t have the threesome thought was because I trashed the thought immediately when it popped out. That, and I’ve seen them so many times already that I’ve sort of seen all that needs to be seen. I also did not want Clarence's fist to end up on my face.

The last one was the most important reason.

But I would soon be getting the chance to do that, as I was surfing the FL Dome forums on SBF and a surprising picture popped out.

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

After making some edits to both my scripts, I want to disclaim that I ever watched Pretty Cure. The TV just happened to be on, and to be honest, that was really the closest analogy I could give XD.

I did watch the animation changes while my mum was watching when I was in poly I think... cause well, I like Bishies >.<"

[SammyNewbie]

File 7: Days with Sunshine Part 2

I had been trying out the SBF FL Domes for awhile now. Enough to know what each dome was for although they were only ordered by numbers. Amusingly, SBF revamped their system to make things clearer and give their domes a little caption for marketing flavor right about the time I started ‘The Sex Files’.

I surfed the forums for information, reading through various pages of advertised FLs. Most of them only had body shots and mostly faces that were blurred using a photoshop tool. In fact, I began to suspect that some of them were indeed the celebrities I suspected like Ruby Liu, and those sexy bodies from FL Dome 1 must have belonged to some celebs from Thailand I knew nothing about.

I tried them one by one, blacklisting the nicks that did put up fake pictures. After awhile, I got smarter. I watched for FRs from Samsters on a thread. If there were none, it was probably bad, and the Samsters tried it and were now silent from fear of being zapped. When there were FRs, I did background checks on the Samsters. How senior were they? Was it a new moderated account? Did they only do nothing but write FRs and not visit other parts of the forums?

I asked myself these questions like a police inspector at the scene of the crime scene from CSI. Finally, I found a possible good one: toyfriends.org. It seemed a few people were giving good reviews, and I checked that they were normal people that posted in story sections and ‘The Looking for Sex’ forum. You guys know which one ;)

Sadly, I didn’t really find manage to find a Fuck Buddy. But I did get ‘chaked’ by the CSI team on the ‘Looking for Sex Forum’ abit less for putting in effort to my long post. I did meet up with one of the Samstresses, but she was just not my type and so we just watched a movie and I went my way after.

Back to toyfriends. I decided to check out their site. After looking at the site, I decided that it was believable. The girls weren’t over the top, but they were decent looking, even with their non-perfect bodies, but that was probably closer to the truth than all the nice photoshopping I’ve been seeing so far.

One girl in particular caught my eye. She had the same short hair as Amy, and that same face and build, the typical ruler, but with a nice butt, but she had Jean’s sparkling eyes. The best part was that in the photo, she looked white, making her look like an chinese. She really reminded me of a Clarence’s sister.

“How much?” was my next thought as I scrolled past the good FRs and began looking for an OKT bump again

100/45/1 (quickie) which meant 100 dollars for 45 minutes or 1 shot whichever came first.

140/90/2….

Overnight – 350/480/3

Hmmm… steep rates, considering the market rate of GL for thais or even PRCs

What the heck, well 100 dollars for quickie is just abit more than 80 for 45 minutes… and how often did u get to bonk a friend’s sister or a look-a-like?

I called the OKT to book an appointment at a certain time. Apparently, She was popular. Fully booked. I had to take a queue number and wait for 6 hours

“Can I recommend you one of my other gals?”

“No! I want her!” I sulked a little bit like a spoiled child “When is she free?”

“An 8pm slot is available. Do you want that?”

“Ok…”

“I’ll send you the details…”

Funny how I manage to find look-a-likes all the time. First Joanne… then Amy… and even flowbow. I can pass you the contact for the last one via PM if you are interested and feeling shy to ask :p.

I went to the place and I was looking around and feeling nervous.

Suddenly I felt a light tap on my back and a girlish “hey!”

I turned around…

Ooo La La …

To continued…

[SammyNewbie]

File 7 : Days with Sunshine Part 3

I had been prepared for the worst. I was thinking maybe another old lady that was in her 30s would be coming to pick me up or something.

This was way better than I expected.

She had a set of sparkling eyes that radiated a sense of mischief and fun. She wore a yellow tank top and white skirt pants. I remembered seeing Amy wear those once when she was at home. She grinned at me happily while I stared at her as she tilted her body to the side like a cute school girl. She was close to the picture, except for the fact that she was tanned.

Actually, that was in a sense, an advantage.

“Did I startle you?” Sunshine asked as she smiled at me with her teeth full of bracers. Her imperfection was extremely adorable in an unusual way I could not explain.

“No … not at all,” I replied as I looked down at this extremely cute girl that seemed full of cheerfulness and youthful energy.

She held on to my hand as she led me up to her apartment

“Why you so shocked? Picture different?”

“Ya… You’re a little blacker than the actual photo… burnt because of Sun,” I teased as that earned me a naughty punch to my tummy as Sunshine made a little pout. “Nah… you look great. Joking only”

We enter her apartment into her bedroom. It was dimly lit by a solitary tall silver lamp with an V shaped lamp cover, giving the bedroom a comfortable orange glow. The wooden bed itself had had a quilt comforter that was a nice mix of colors and rectangular shapes. I took off my clothes as sunshine led me to the shower. A small TV was on, and she was actually watching the Olympic games opening ceremony. Gives me the impression she’s smart and not just a bimbo like other FLs.

I felt the water run from the shower as she left shortly to return with some facial cleanser. I felt her soft warm hands, move gently on my face as she rubbed the cleanser over it.

“Normally, don’t wash face one,” I said

“Aiyoh, you never take care! Your face so many pimples!” She nagged as she adjusted the shower spray to a gentler flow before she washed the cleanser off.

Wow, even the water spraying out from the shower head was just right. Normally I felt that resistance and depression on my face as the water hit it because I didn’t bother with adjustments, but now, all I was feeling was something like a warm silk cloth that was gliding down without much effort

I felt her hands gently go from my neck up as she slowly shampooed my hair and cleaned me with great care. To this day, I never found a WL/FL that cleaned the way she did.

“How long have you been working here?”

“Two weeks,” she replied as she slowly massaged my chest with body foam “You how old?”

“Twenty six, you?”

“Twenty three? Where you from?”

Same age as Amy…

“I from Singapore…”

“You not from Malaysia? You look like you from there”

“No… I from Singapore. You got a brother?”

“I’m only child… Your job?”

“I build websites…” I replied simply “Computer stuff… ”

“Ok done,” She said as she had thoroughly cleaned and rinsed me “Go outside”

I was starting to wonder what the gals did in there for preparation. It always made me curious. Were they getting it on so they were abit wet first? Were they cleaning themselves now cause they didn’t want us to touch them in the shower? I’m still guessing to this day.

I’m laying on the bed and watching abit of the Olympic Games opening ceremony and Sunshine walks out of the shower she slowly goes to dim the lamp even further before she does a slow sexy walk towards the bed as she climbs on and she leans her body over on top of me before gazing straight into my eyes.

The playfulness in her eyes were now gone, replaced by a sexy seductive look.

“How long have you waited for me?” She asks in a soft voice as she gave me a soft kiss and looks at me with her nose on mine.

“About 6 hours…” I replied as I put my hand on her shoulder “Long queue…”

“Why didn’t you change to another girl?” She continues asking as she strokes my hair gently with one hand

“I thought you were really cute when I saw your photo,” I replied honestly “And so I told the OKT ‘No change. I only want Sunshine. I wait’ ”

“I’ll make sure have a good time,” She replies as she leans back and she licks my nipple gently before I feel her soft warm a-cup breasts pressing against my tummy. Her skillful hands go down slowly to my now erect dick as she lightly runs her fingers through it slowly upwards, then downwards as she massages my ballsack.

She leans forward again for a kiss. As I return it gently, slowly, and sensually and our lips press together as my hands move and squeeze those cute little squishy but firm boobs. It was a very warm soft sensation as I rubbed and touch them.

So au naturel…

I really liked the feeling of those breasts in my hand, though they were small compared to some other FL’s I had been to, but it felt good to actually fondle it. She kissed my neck as I my hands now moved to touching her bare back and skin. It was very surprising, the skin of most thais was very firm, the sort that you could tell went through some aerobics. Hers was like a child’s

Mmmm… it’s good..

Not my weakspot! Not there!

She slid down and began licking and kissing the sides of my waist. It was so sensitive, pleasurable and ticklish as I wriggle and let out a few giggles. She laughs too as she goes down on me and begins to take my dick in her mouth.

The suction is really good, as my dick was sitting happily by her small mouth and all the blood was rushing there as she massaged my balls with her hand. It looked like she was having trouble as she took it out and stared in shock at it for awhile.

“So big!”

She began continued sucking for awhile, but nope… it was good but I was not coming. She looked abit sad, kinda as though she didn’t really want to service such a huge dick.

She put the condom on and squeezed a large liberal amount of KY-Jelly onto it.

“Try to go on top?”

She obliged trying a little before she let out a loud groan of pain.

God damn! It felt good!

She slid off again and said she couldn’t. After all my encounters with FL/WL, all I could say was that having a big dick is overrated.

Had no choice but to go missionary again.

“Slowly…” she pleads looking at me

“Alright,” I promise, as I slowly slide the dick in,

“Ahhh…” She moans as I stop before she nods to give the go ahead. I do it slowly, and gently, not putting the entire shaft in but only a portion as I move in and out, but the sensation is still good and after about a minute of thrusting, I was about to come

“We switch doggy?”

“Ok…”

When she leans back and I look at her ass and legs from behind, in my mind’s eye I could see from Amy when she was sixteen. I slip it in and begin pumping her tight pussy as the sound of ‘piak piak piak’ was heard as I stroke her naked back from behind and I thrust as thrust imagining Amy speaking in her rough boorish voice as I was drilling her tight pussy good

“Jay You horny boy! I always knew you wanted me bad! Fuck me! ”

I imagined the expression on her face as she opened her mouth and my big tool went in and out. I was letting out animal moans, like I was overtaken by the heat and lust of drilling my friend’s teenage sister

“Oooohhh…. Ooohhh…. Oooooh!” I come and I think I let out about 5 shots of sperm from how horny I was.

I pull out, still sweating as she disposes of the condom and we cuddle together on the bed and watch the games.

“Turn around”

She gives me an arm massage slowly as she sits on top of me. The massage is hard and firm, unlike her usual gentle nature, but as usual, surprisingly it is just right.

We are done and I shower and leave as she opens the door and waved goodbye.

I was really happy with Sunshine’s service. I really wanted to RTF her actually, but there was a voice of reason in my head that warned me.

Beware of being KC’ed…

And she was expensive too, for a thai gal with her looks. Looking back, I should have just stopped looking for other cheaper FL for awhile and just RTF her for abit, because I think it actually amounted to about the same amount, but with much worse service and satisfaction.

But that’s me talking with hindsight, and honestly, talking with hindsight was bullshit, since no one could tell the future.

I did manage to RTF her one more time, and I’ll talk about that in my next update.

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

I have some personal issues to see to today. So it's likely there will be no update today. Enjoy the other stories on the forums and I'll see you guys again soon. ^_^

[SammyNewbie]

File 7 : Days with Sunshine Part 4

So I was wondering through the world of Freelancers on the forums, at the same time, I had also been going for interviews.

“Is that why you’re hiring me? To maintain an old project you have sold to a client?”

Another one of those shit places the developers had left from because they wrote crap code after it was being forced out of them after endless nights of overtime with crap pay. Of course, they quit, and now, the client was blasting them and they needed someone to clean that mess…

Alarm bells were going off in my head. The answer is no if they offered, unless the pay was high.

One of the interviewers was a wily old fox. He had the appearance of a man that was sleepy, worn and tired, but he was acutely aware of what was happening.

“I heard XXX is in a terrible state after their deal with YYY. I heard the project went horribly wrong,” he said

“I was in charge of rewriting the optimization to their code. How did you know about this?” I asked as I raised an eyebrow “XXX normally has good public relations and marketing tricks”

“It’s our job to know all these things… we’ve been around for 10 years…”

As I left the place, I saw a sweet young thing dressed in a grey cardigan and pencil skirt with a white top seated outside waiting for her turn. This malay girl was about 1.6m was at most 19. She was holding her portfolio to her ample bosoms as her crossed tanned legs looked so enticing,. Her long brown hair was tied into an elegant bun as several strips flared out a little like a peacock.

I knew I would not be called back in that moment. Hehe… I’ll leave you to think about what could be happening at the conference table I sat at after I went off. ;)

Finally there was a third interview. This one was open, and I was able to pour out a portion of my soul while the interview was conducted.

“What do you see yourself in 5 years?”

“I honestly don’t know,” I replied frankly “This sort of talk is for marketing people and business people to talk about numbers and company growth. I only know that I’ve a passion for writing code, and it’s something that I would not mind doing my whole life. I’d see myself in two or three years perhaps as a technical lead to a small team of two or three people. I hope to coach them to be like me, and if they’d listen, I want to teach them good values about programming, like writing reusable code, good design practices… this sorta stuff. But hardly anyone listens these days.”

I got a smile from my interviewer. It was as though he found my honesty a refreshing change.

“I’m interested in knowing more about you despite your job history… tell me more about yourself.”

It seemed it was going well. I shook his hand, and I left. He sent me some technical documents, and it seemed I had impressed their tech lead with the review as well. A second interview would be arranged in a few days.

Woo hoo!

But on that day in the morning… I was feeling nervous before the interview. Sometimes the shit that went on was real crap. All the questions, and their conjectures and groundless accusations, I felt like I was going to a battlefield.

I thought… maybe… well… maybe… meeting Sunshine might help me take the edge off before I went for it. I called the OKT to make a booking for that morning.

To be continued…

[SammyNewbie]

Days with Sunshine Part 5

“You again?” Sunshine asks as she smiles at me when she arrives at our meeting point

“You remember me?” I said in surprise. It had been roughly about a month since I came back.

“Of course I do!” She replied as she leads me up to her apartment.

As she showers me once more with that same gentle care she did, I noticed a tattoo on her back. It was a strange symbol, somewhat like a treble cleft in music, but it wasn’t.

That tattoo looked awfully familiar…

It was that day… that day on the street.

“Hey Ash, let’s not go to the fish tank today, that freelance is kinda cute,” I said “I’m wanna take a look…”

“This is Sunshine,” the OKT replies before introducing her as she waves at me with a meek bow. And Ash tooked the other Russian chick with purple hair.

We proceed to a nearby hotel as she begins to shower me, I particularly remember this because of the facial scrub she uses on my face.

“Your English is good,” I mention in surprise as she talked to the Russian gal, which to my surprise, exploded into perfect American English, slang included.

“No… my boyfriend no like… he say I sound no nice…”

“I can understand you fine!” I reply

“You don’t shy… I take care you good”

She does a blowjob on me before a phone call rings

“Police?”

She suddenly says sorry as she runs off, Ash is dressed perfectly and out already.

“Wah brother? Today you come so fast ar?”

“Got police lah!”

“What we do?”

“Just go!” The Russian girl shouted angrily at the two of us idiots as we went off, and the crowded street that were once full of men and hookers was now totally empty, with not a soul in sight.

I was shocked as that memory came to my mind as she touched my face.

Did she already remember me from then?

“After today, I’m going to a new place,” Sunshine says happily.

“Oh really?” I asked curiously “Where’s this new place?”

She shakes her head refusing to answer

“Can I still visit you there?”

She shakes her head again

“Can I book you from the OKT again?”

She shakes her head

“Wah, you really don’t like me so much ar?”

“No,” she says as she smiles before she asks me to go out and she walks out of her room too to change to a see through leather gown and some racy red lingerie. She comes in with some baby oil as she crawls on top of the bed. She kneels in front of me and then she begins to massage my dick with her hands in a slow sensual handjob.

Yet I see from her face that she’s rather distracted

“You look nice in what you’re wearing”

She gives me a weak smile before continuing. Soon I’m hard, she moves to dry out the oil with a towel before laying down.

“Fuck me,”

And I do… in missionary and doggy and I come and I lay beside her.

“You really can’t tell me where you are going?”

She nods her head.

“Alright, I’m just abit sad, I don’t think I can find another girl like you that will treat me this good.”

Suddenly, Sunshine’s smile breaks and she just hugs me while she cries in tears.

“Today I going back Thailand!” Sunshine says “I just want rest today! OKT say cannot! I sorry never take care you good!”

She bursts into sobs as she lays on my shoulder

“It’s alright… It’s alright…” I said trying to console her “It will all be over soon. After you go back Thailand, what you want do?”

“I start clothes business,” she replies

“Buy them from Cha-tu-chat?”

“Clothes there cheap, here make a lot of money, can buy alot”

If I were the son of a CEO of a big corporation in a Korean drama I’d buy her for the whole day. We’d go for lunch, after that a movie, we’d go to Escape Theme Park, we’d go all around Singapore to have fun before her night flight back. I’d make sure she was smiling like she was when I first met her on her flight back.

But I was not.

I was just a jobless part time student, with a small education fund that I was now spending on whoring. I was struggling to survive from a burn out, to complete my part-time university degree, and soon I’d have to assume the role of the man of the house once my dad retired from his work.

All I could do was hold her hand and stroke her hair, and cuddle her gently for the rest of my time with her while she cried, and slowly calmed down. By the time I was leaving, Sunshine seemed in a better state as she went to wash up.

When a fellow FL came to deliver her lunch, she had once more become her cheerful self as I left.

I went home, slightly sad and feeling helpless, but I could not let this affect me. I showered, and scrubbed myself of the sweat as I dried myself and the scent of the shower foam filled the room. I began to suit up as I wore my G2000 long sleeved shirt and pants, completing the look with a belt.

I went and looked at myself in the mirror and checked myself one final time and brushed off any dust on my shirt, adjusted the collar that was slightly out of alignment, and adjusted my slightly over-tucked in shirt.

“Suited up and ready to go… Go get them Jay!”

The interview went OK. The female technical lead was a slightly cautious woman, as she asked me some hard questions, but I also asked unusual questions back on the software they use which indicate I am a thinker and know my stuff. Slowly her tough cookie exterior crumbles as we begin to talk about my personal life again

“Aren’t the games you play a little outdated by now?”

“Well, I never really thought I would quit gaming awhile back. There were lots of reasons why I should have, and I always felt guilty but never got down to it. Then one day after going thru a shit day at work and I go home and think… I need to de-stress and open up my laptop and the whole day just comes back at me in that 5 minutes and I just fold it up and watch TV.”

“Reminds you of work huh,” she laughs as I watch her smile and leans towards me, with her bob styled haircut,blue women’s shirt and jeans “You tell me you don’t consider yourself to be an expert in what you do, Do you hope to become one someday?”

I could tell she liked me. The thought of bonking her crosses my mind, but I’m like ‘Nah, she isn’t my type, I’d never think of sleeping with her’.

All I could say about the last statement was …

Never Say Never.

The End

[SammyNewbie]

Author’s final notes

- The Sex Files was actually planned as a private blog to blog about my escapades as a form of writing. But right at the time where I was planning it, various bloggers like Alvin Tan were being (s)exposed. It was actually meant to be included in a complete book about my life called ‘Chrysalis’.

However, I never did get down to writing it. I simply could not control the various intense emotions I was re-living from spiraling out of control and affecting my writing or ability to write.

That was what made me decide to release it as an independent blog/series with just ‘wham bam thank you maam’. There was less material and emotions to deal with, although there were several points when my emotional equilibrium was upset because I was writing this

- Re-imagining the fantasy with Jade in my head actually got me so horny I had to stop and go for a mighty release on my bed before I resumed my writing. Let’s just say it was revenge sex and angry sex. So I hope it was as good for you as it was for me ^.^

- The Joanne Arc actually had a lot more to it than what I said

There was the point where we were out with colleagues, and I got high and drunk and so did she and I was flirting with her with my eyes. She gave me a chance and sat next to me during a movie. However, I was too shy to make the move to talk to her in front of everyone of my colleagues. Remember, Single clueless guy that never dated XD

There was the umbrella scene where we were going home and we just talked

There was a point where things were looking up and she realised she was wrong about me.

Unfortunately, if I did them all, some of the Samsters would be sad that I didn’t end up with Joanne, and some would be screaming “WHERE’S MY SEX!!!!!” from this extremely long drawn arc, so I had to cut it in the end cause I realized it was a problem. >.<"



- I’ve actually told the stories that didn’t quite make it in the form of an online Skype chat with various friends, and they loved it because of how amusing it was, but try as I might, I couldn’t actually write them into forms that were entertaining and sexy for the readers. And BTW, the cleaner thing really did happen. All I could say is that it was a small world in tiny Singapore.

- Sunshine’s arc was supposed to be about how an FL did not lie to me. Because on that very same day, the OKT actually took her photos down and moved her FRs to archives, but plans change and I decided to conclude the files abit early

- The files were supposed to extend beyond this to the point where toyfriends went off the grid, my gems disappearing, my return to number 9, and my search for new gems and my life at my workplace.

The problem was material.

I couldn’t quite find enough good interesting encounters that were sexy to make a good read, I also felt that by this time, the story would get draggy and a little boring, so I decided to make a cut and conclusion early.

Perhaps I might release another continuation of what is happening after I enter my new workplace, but that’s for another time. I can’t always just write about commercial sex can I? ;)

This is SammyNewbie, signing off, and hoping that you enjoyed this set of short stories as much as I enjoyed writing them.

[iamaboy21]

Love your story! (=
Thanks for sharing! Will continue to be ur supporter! :D

[Actione]

Bro you hv writing talent. Support your thread ;)

[gongkia79]

Absolutely relatable story.
Enjoyed reading, thanks for your experience & effort.

Appreciate alot.

[atvz]

Excellent story, read from page 1 all the way till the end.
You've a loyal reader here!

[GGWL]

Well done on ur writing skill. Camping for more from you. Next time if u going G we can go tgt.

[SammyNewbie]

Thanks for all your support.

I'm thinking about doing it... but quite a number of things are happening in my life now. My emotional state at this point is rather unstable.

If I pick up the pen again, I might literally go insane.

Anyhow, perhaps writing a continuation will give me some happiness too so I *might* do it.

I'm quite touched that people still look at this thread and remember me. OKT and FL also reply so fast ... Must be hoping to be in my sequel :eek:

Going to sleep first. 2x is too much bonking for one day and giving me a headache. Getting older XD.

[DraGor]

Bro you can write. Take your time. I camp here SUPPORT you ;)

[AhGui85]

hey bro,

your stories kept me reading for all 5 pages..

Very nicely written, hope to see u write more man