Positioning of Penis

[will88]

Was reading in the forum about fellow bros having slanted/curve penis. Not sure if anyone have started this thread before, just curious to know how fellow bros position their penis (ie, dick head pointing upwards, left, right or down etc). I have my little bro head looking up all the time.

[tripleaxe]

Was reading in the forum about fellow bros having slanted/curve penis. Not sure if anyone have started this thread before, just curious to know how fellow bros position their penis (ie, dick head pointing upwards, left, right or down etc). I have my little bro head looking up all the time.



Facing up all the time? Your dick can defy gravity & float upwards?:confused:

[jasdude]

Facing up all the time? Your dick can defy gravity & float upwards?:confused:

ROFL nice one!

TS, you expect people to whip out their protractors and measure their dick angle of incline and tell you huh? BTW facing up all the time? even when limp? you must be in a cast.

[ludwig19]

Hahaha funny. think wat TS meant is the position of our cock in our underwear la haha. for me, i position it facing up and let the underwear hold it in that position.

[sun814]

hehe of course must position the penis face up lah, or else nobody knows how big is your tool when erected. anyway that's how my fb got to know i have a 7.5" inch tool and began our affair. :D

[risingeast]

Talk about the third leg !

[hanky_panky]

hehe of course must position the penis face up lah, or else nobody knows how big is your tool when erected. anyway that's how my fb got to know i have a 7.5" inch tool and began our affair. :D

Normally I will detach it and keep it in my pocket and play pocket billard with it when I have time....:D

[dexblu]

personally for me...

the best position is...

1. Inside the CUNT
2. Inside the MOUTH
3. In between the BOOBS
4. Inside the ASS :eek:

[AlvinSee]

lol. positioning of penis will depends on the type of briefs or boxer you are wearing. Try not to wear at night and i am sure soon it will be pointing at 90 degrees. Also the way it erects will determine whats the best positioning for sex

[Rasta Marley]

BTW facing up all the time? even when limp? you must be in a cast.

Excellent one Bro Jasdude.....dick in a "Cast"! LOL :D

[diputs1269]

personally for me...

the best position is...

1. Inside the CUNT
2. Inside the MOUTH
3. In between the BOOBS
4. Inside the ASS :eek:



Yes me too, these are best position :D

[DTCEPL]

12 O'clock for me!

[dexblu]

Yes me too, these are best position :D

your nick sez it all... always ask gals same question "Want To Sixty Nine" ? (1269) :eek:

[diputs1269]

your nick sez it all... always ask gals same question "Want To Sixty Nine" ? (1269) :eek:

Ha ha ha, you say it right :D but so far have not received any offer here :mad:

[ChairmanMao]

12 O'clock for me!

high noon :D

[asdfghjkl]

would it touch the IUD? :o

[happyguy77]

My didi is slightly curve left, but when hard it's 12 o'clock and I can hang my bath tower on my didi. But cos of this I can't explore some of the more advanterous pattern as my didi cannot bend downwards

[hokkienguy]

park up lo.. slight left curved too hahaha

[LovePotion]

nothing is perfect la... maybe sometimes our right ball is slighly bigger then the left ball...

[hammy1942]

LOL. For me i position it downwards. Thats y i have a dick that curve downwards.

[Bangster]

Mine is positioned at 12:25hrs.

Because I got 2 dicks and 4 balls

:D

[hokkienguy]

Whichever feels comfortable to u.

I used to park it in 12 o'clock but then found that i get hard on quite easily in that position.

So i have shifted it to 6 o'clock now. But when get hard on, can be uncomfortable. So I would discretely go to toilet etc to shift position back to 12 o'clock when hard.

Hope that helps. At the end of the day, it's your dick. :)

u think park car.. park here park there. LOL

[Rasta Marley]

So i have shifted it to 6 o'clock now. But when get hard on, can be uncomfortable. So I would discretely go to toilet etc to shift position back to 12 o'clock when hard :)

Hmm....on an "active" day, looks like you will be visiting the toilet many times for unscheduled "adjustments". LOL :p

[lickNpoke]

I think TS is referring to penis angle or direction instead of position. We can’t position our dicks… it’s not some vehicle for us to position about…

Anyway we always hear that excessive masturbation will make us blind, crippled or hairs sprout out from the palm of our masturbating hand, soft jelly legs and other health problems to the body etc etc etc…

But as indicated in Happeh Theory,one thing definite is that excessive masturbation does change the direction the dick points to.

Dicks by nature is positioned in the level surface which divides our body into identical right and left sides at the middle…. Don’t believe? Just stand in front of a naked with a hard on….

So it is by design factors that our dick point away from the body at any given angle at the center of the penis is aligned on the center of the position at the centre of our body.

So it cannot be pointing to the left or right. If it does it probably means the dick is being excessively masturbated.

[Psalm]

Interesting thread.

In my normal underwear, position is usually 'up'. [1 (http://postimg.org/image/sve9f31ih/)][2 (http://postimg.org/image/4g61e12ll/)]. Since nobody can see.

While in swimming trunk, or jock strap, or running jammer, position is placed 'down'. Cos not obvious.

[lickNpoke]

If girls can get to show their camel toes in their bikini or swimsuit to us then I'm definitely showing it off back to them in an proud and upright position.

Just leveling the playing fields here. We check them out so it's only fair that they check us out too.