Steps to fuck a gal

[energy_boi]

any "master" steps? hehe

[peterpan]

any "master" steps? hehe

Pls continue the steps....

I'll start with...


Step1: Find a gal.
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[magicwolf]

lol
2)flirt her next

[Piglet]

Step 2: Break down her defences. :p

[energy_boi]

3) still trying to break down her resistant defences.. macam like stone wall lytat but still cannot !!! then hw ?

[nokia8888]

2 different methods?

Win her heart

OR Cash is king? :D

[Piglet]

Hmm, I only bed those that wanna get bedded by others. Those looking for long term relationships or need to cheat to get her in bed ones are out.

So if she's the horny type looking for some fun, then its quite easy to get ur msg across isn't it? Dinner or movie then get a little touchy with her. If not much resistance, proceed with kissing. If all ok then ho seh liao.

If she's not the "player" type, then sorry bro, cant help ya.

Hope this was of some use, or at least some entertainment value. ;)

[bikee69]

3) still trying to break down her resistant defences.. macam like stone wall lytat but still cannot !!! then hw ?

Go geylang, pay $40 and you can choose a girl in those $40 house and you can start fucking a girl liao lah....

[Bangkok Master]

3) still trying to break down her resistant defences.. macam like stone wall lytat but still cannot !!! then hw ?


That means she doesn't trust u enough boi................TRUST is the most important factor for normal girls only not applicable to working girls. If you win the trust, then 75% is already in the pocket.

Whether you want to play with her trust on you depends on you morally, so for cheongsters is win the trust, win the fuck and misplace the trust.......... :D

[peterpan]

Wah very interesting topic. Hw to teach u sia? REally agree with the pay $40-buy-sex idea... :p

[Montbank]

very hard lah... win the trust is not.. misplace it is.. usually winning the trust so much liaoz.. cannot bear to misplace it.. lolz..

Not that I didn't try misplacing it before, but players style can.. but not normal gals..

[energy_boi]

hmmm..... but if she purposely dun wan to be broken down le then hw? hahah... hw to break down the barrier that she dun wan to le ?

[ThaiPolice]

hmmm..... but if she purposely dun wan to be broken down le then hw? hahah... hw to break down the barrier that she dun wan to le ?

There must a reason why she doesn't want you to bed her, so find the reason and fix it!

[knn03]

hmmm..... but if she purposely dun wan to be broken down le then hw? hahah... hw to break down the barrier that she dun wan to le ?

Bro,

Move on...If she is not interested, then dont force it...respect her choice and dont make life difficult for yourself and her. There are still so many gals out there who are horny...dont waste time...

[ocelot]

Getting a gal into bed is an art. Can't be taught. You have to learn it yourself through looks, talent and practice. Something like painting, you can teach an entire class how to paint and give them the same tools. But only a handful will come up with a nice painting.

With chasing gals, sometimes it may all be in the feeling generated between the 2 of you. Can't be taught. Only can teach how to get her attention and make a good impression. After that, it's all personal skill and experience. ;)

If you are good, you'll see her naked. If not, well... try again.

[xiaoqiang]

Be Patient is de Golden Key of all =P

You need to be a good Patient...caring and understand person with she enjoy being wif u...best if SHE is de 1 ask u out... dun straight away agree... 1st few time say no free then after that...time accept her to date u out, that will make her cherish de time even more rather then always go out wif de 1 she willing to go out and enjoy wif =) there are many more... but Patient after all is most impt ;)

[Deathknight1031]

I agree with Ocelot, It really need a look talent and practice. if you don't have a look then you have to go for Cash... if you doesn't have cash, then all i can say is GOOD LUCK :p

[bLuRbEnG]

I think depends on the type of gal u going after oso... If those open minded one then shldnt b a big prob but wat i think is best is to b patient take it slow... Dun give the gal the impression that u juz wanna fuck her then its bye bye n dun c u again lor... If u r planning on doing this then i think the other bros recommendation of pay $40 n pick a gal then leave is a better option for u...

[Sure2C]

This thread seems to be a "BGR elementary class".
Oyi, Bro Energy Boi, how much u pay all these Professor n Doctor in Societ University to come here giving u tution?
There r lots of methods to hook a gal into going bedminton with u, most important is to create the chemistry between both of u. Also, the common mistake for guy is too give in during outing/dating. This, normally make the gal feel siaz (tat u r nothing so special/worth for her to give u the cunt).
My comment sld be enough to request for a coffee from u? :p
Happy Cheonging...n dunt hurt anyone, especially the gal..

[energy_boi]

[ Also, the common mistake for guy is too give in during outing/dating. This, normally make the gal feel siaz (tat u r nothing so special/worth for her to give u the cunt).


eh??? too give in ?? lytat dun give in she sian ma.. no meh

[Sure2C]

[ Also, the common mistake for guy is too give in during outing/dating. This, normally make the gal feel siaz (tat u r nothing so special/worth for her to give u the cunt).


eh??? too give in ?? lytat dun give in she sian ma.. no meh
Aiya, "Too give in" refers to "Dun pamper her too much". Must know how to "Hang Aeroplane abit"

[jungle boy]

step#1: find a gal
step#2: undress both gal and yourself
step#3: lubricate her love hole
step#4: ensure manhood is erect and capped with condom
step#5: insert manhood into love hole
step#6: in, out
step#7: repeat until ejaculation is achieved
step#8: withdraw from love hole and discard condom
step#9: clean up and dress both gal and yourself
step#10: repeat step#1 if desired

[SanPiPa]

When guys try to sian a girl,
our intention usually is to bed them. (referring to this thread).

but for a girl (those lookin for friendship rather than F&$@-ship),
their intention is to make more friends, got to know a good guy etc.
Of course those girl lookin for ONS we dont bother talkin abt it here.

after years of sian-ing babes, i have come up with some personal tips on how to get the girl to like u.

Step 1 - chatting on fone for 1st time

1) When 1st few time chatting on fone, you must have constant topic to say, cannot have those "silent moment" where none of u have anything to ask/say.

If u really blur on wat to chat about, get a paper (dun be lazy).then write down someting like the below (all these jus came into my mind, hehe ):

a) chatting abt favourite food
b) recent movie watch, fav type of movie
c) any pets, discussion on their pets
d) any siblings, discuss on siblings
e) previous sch
f) studying/ working where?
g) what hp model u using now
h) Weather
I) visit any country recently?
J) when is birthday
K) do any sports?
L) read any books, wat type
M) do wat when free
N) watch tv, wat programme
O) ambition, wat u wana be next time

P) blah blah blah.. list can go on.. at least around 10-15 topics can last u an hour or so liao i guess

Now after chatting for so long, then the girl think to herself.
wah, chat to this stranger very shiok, jus know him, but can chat for a few hours non-stop like long lost friend, very nice feeling.

Bingo, 1st step/impression u win liao......

(guess lots of brudders here all know abt tis, sorry if i am being extra. we learn from each other lah. hehe )

[eddy]

guys guys guys ........ to bed almost ANY girl, from personal experience........ first aim is to....... GET TO HOLD HER HAND...... everything else will fall into its rightful place after that little crack in the door is opened.

there is no way one can get into the pants of a girl from a cold standing start...... unless u Tom Cruise or Bradd Pitt ...

the biggest conquests have to first start with the smallest of moves first.

best of luck!

[KingBong]

If you get them heated up and stop short, you'll be surprise what the steps are they take to fuck a guy :rolleyes:

[darke]

any "master" steps? hehe

is like tat la.

find her
follow her
friend her
flirt her
french her
finger her
force her
fuck her
forget her
find another HER
:D

[rabitsu]

stop reading .... action now.

[energy_boi]

hmmmmm sounds so easy le but i mean if u make a list of what to say next time she call u u siao liew!!!! no list!!! but lytat wun eventually run out of topics to say meh? but good idea i think .... hmmm hold her hand? i ask my female frd she say if a guy she dunno try toi hold her hand she give him a SLAP !! arughhhhhhhh....................

[Sure2C]

is like tat la.
find her
follow her
friend her
flirt her
french her
finger her
force her
fuck her
forget her
find another HER
:D
Excellence bro darke, exactly 10 F-steps. Is tis the "10 F Commandants"? :D

[whitegals]

Har?

This kind of thing also got steps one ar?

how about a personal experience, this one quite recent, i went to a party the other day, saturday it was, saw this quite chio gal queuing at the bar, went up next to her, smiled and said I liked her dress, she smiled. Then i said her hair looks great and she smells wonderful, she said thanks. Then i said i wonder what your cookie tastes like, she said, why dun you find out.

took me about... 2 minutes? and the 10 minute walk back to her house of course.

If she wants to, u only need to ask, if she doesn't want to, nothing will be worth it.

[MMM88]

Har?

This kind of thing also got steps one ar?

how about a personal experience, this one quite recent, i went to a party the other day, saturday it was, saw this quite chio gal queuing at the bar, went up next to her, smiled and said I liked her dress, she smiled. Then i said her hair looks great and she smells wonderful, she said thanks. Then i said i wonder what your cookie tastes like, she said, why dun you find out.

took me about... 2 minutes? and the 10 minute walk back to her house of course.

If she wants to, u only need to ask, if she doesn't want to, nothing will be worth it.

like tat oso can har ? count yourself lucky for not getting a tight slap on yr face .......is she whites (ike yr name "whitegals")???

[jungle boy]

... Then i said i wonder what your cookie tastes like, she said, why dun you find out...

so will we see your fr from the 'cookies and cream' experience?

[energy_boi]

hahaha lytat also can har

[chivas]

is like tat la.

find her
follow her
friend her
flirt her
french her
finger her
force her
fuck her
forget her
find another HER
:D
:eek:
cool man .....