Thinking back...who got some really CB experiences to share :)

[Tazzymercs]

As i began to write some stories...I had some flash back for inspiration...lol although it never linked to my story..but i still think that i would be a waste if i dun pen it down lol

ok...this is what happen...hahaha its me la im the CB if you all wanna know..

I was still studying in my undergraduate modules and it was nearing some final exams..I remember me and some of my mates were mugging till like 7-8 when i received this funny SMS in chinese..

unknown number : "喂你去哪里，我要到家了.."

me : " erm..im sorry...but who are you? "

unknown number : " 对不起，短信发错了"

me : " ok no problem"

I showed my mates about this conversation and they were like telling me...maybe this person is a girl...hahahaha..try luck la....if guy too bad lo...anyway never see face ma...pai seh for what lol

stress with studying...ok lo...i on lo...

me : " hi..你叫设么名字? :)"

after a while the unknown number called me...yeah called...i was like KNNCCB HOW HOW...FUCK...

my CB friend told me to answer la..im like FUCK la if guy how..then that CB said..." KNN guy guy la scared for what as if he will know your fucking face like that lol" ...Ya hor...Knn...

ok la...after one miss call...

i texed back

me : oh im sorry was away..."

unknown number : " 你可以讲华语吗？"

me : " ok"

i called the number and a girl answered the phone...we talked abit...i'll translated it to english..lol faster to type...

me : " hi my name is brandon...( obviously fake name ) you going home huh...wan me to fetch you?

xiao li : " its ok...im already reaching home..so sorry about the wrong number. i was going to text my friend..coz she is not at home..

me : " oh...ok..."

because she is from PRC, her voice sounded so sweet that i wan to try my luck..

me : " had dinner already? wanna meet up for dinner? "

xiao li : " oh..i am waiting for my friend to come back for dinner...i call her first ok.."

ok lo..let her be...i think cannot liao..so never think so much...anyway..there is always geylang right..lol

after 5 mins or so after she hang up the phone call...

Xiao li : " hi..you serious about meeting for dinner? "

me, whit much edging from my CB friends.. : " yeah..wan? supper also can..coz i still studying for exams..."

Xiao li : " hmm..ok..but am i disturbing you?

me : " oh no la..im alost done..its fine.."

xiao li :" ok...do you mind if my friend joins? "

me...ho sey liao la...3p?!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!

me :" ok..np..."

xiao li : " if that is the case..do you mind picking us up from MBS? coz my friend says since we going for dinner..she wanna go MBS gamble abit..."

me : ok..np...i think my friend wanna join me too...1 friend.."

cut the story short...my that friend wanna join me is because maybe can do swapping ma...hahahahaha

i drove down to MBS 2 hours later...and called her...i told her my car number...

wah lau i was so excited lo...KNN...Its like calling a whore, not knowing how she look like...how is her figure...good or not...what cup size....pretty not...thrilling...though a bit of a cheap thrill...

she appear with her friend..and my CB friend exclaim...

" taz...drive away now!!!!!!!"

me : " why they here alrd ah..where..where.."

i was busy looking around and then saw two figure walking towards me...far la i cant see properly...CB specs...

" DRIVE NOW!!!!!"

me : " you sure? confirm..."

" ya ya drive KNN just fucking drive "

i step on the accelerator and zopom past them, just as the reach my car door............................................

" WAH LAN ...those two...fucking ugly lo....CCB.."

pardon my friend..he was still 17 lol not yet army...quite yandao..look korean ma...so..........

" fuck la....you dun wan i can go ma...."

" bro...trust me you will regret it..."

ok la...cut the story even shorter...those PRC started abusing me left right center..scolding me, my ancestor and my lineage...lol

its very irritating la..but i know i know i deserve it...but...lol....i pass my friend my phone..he called them, impersonating some police inspector from some station...and scare them into stop harrassing me...lol CB not..thinking back..i think this is one of the CB episode in my life...

yours?

[mrkrb]

Don't knw what to say, but lmao hahaha

[justwanadoit]

Actually r dey really ugly or ur fren ball shrink?
Get free F from PRC is gd relief

[ol'coyote]

hehehe...u damn CB man...
but it was a gd story to lighten the day...tks...
for me...me will still meet...ugly or not...
at most pay for kopi/teh...then fark off...
maybe they will recommend their sweet young sister/daughter...
hehe...wishful tinkin...

[SammyNewbie]

Ok... now this post is 5 star post! I keep laughing when I read!

[Dakejay]

We lose some we also win some.

[georgemagnum]

Lols ..... Freaking solid comic relief la ..... Thanks mate!!! :D

gm

[Xgenre]

i step on the accelerator and zopom past them, just as the reach my car door............................................

Reach your door already you still can't make out if they are really ugly? You can see clearly at such short distances but you can drive?

Next time i teach you, you tell the girls a slightly wrong car license plate. Like 1234 but you sms 1324. Can always explain as typo error. Tell them you will pick them up at the bus stop. Then you park your car elsewhere and wait for them at the bus stop. If ugly, you disappear. If pretty, walk up and say hi. Then say you are early and you can't park your car for too long at the bus stop which is why you parked first. You then lead them to your car. Even if ugly and you disappear, the girls won't have your real car license plate number.

[owl888]

hehehe...u damn CB man...
but it was a gd story to lighten the day...tks...
for me...me will still meet...ugly or not...
at most pay for kopi/teh...then fark off...
maybe they will recommend their sweet young sister/daughter...
hehe...wishful tinkin...

This what I'll do oso. Most damage is 2 soft drinks.....unlike other bro on wechat damage hotel room $30 :D :D

[Tazzymercs]

Actually see ah my car was waiting beside this taxi stand near the entrance by the roadside lol dimly lit double yellow lines hahaha and I was anticipating ma till my friend yell at me to drive off... That instance just step on accelerator Lo lol

Actually I got half mind to just fuck it and let them on de hahaha but oh well then what's done is done le what to do lol...

[zeusfist]

This story is epic bro.

[Xgenre]

Actually I got half mind to just fuck it and let them on de hahaha but oh well then what's done is done le what to do lol...

Why did you let a 17 year old decide? No one tells you that ugly or fat girls are the most horny in bed?

[lickNpoke]

Goddamn talk about CB expereinces.... here is some fucked up experience I had which I posted in another thread here for contribution lah... then you all go comment how fucked up it is lor....


I’ve a weird experience relating to this thread that I would like to share and maybe you folks can shed some light if my conclusion is right or wrong…

There was this weird girl I was fucking with one time… we are not lovers, nor regular FBs, or anything… we got to know each other and one day with nothing else better to do we lick, suck and fuck just like that….

It started in her car where we suck & lick the hell out of each other in the constrained car space… funnily I also never bother advancing to fuck her or what it was just that we were sort of content with making each other cum via pussy eating & cock sucking… then it was understood…

Whenever she call up asking:”Hey… boring lah what you doing tonight?” And if I have nothing better to do I usually respond with “Nah nothing to do… wanna meet?” and yeah there you go we will have another one of those session in her car….

One night during one of these sessions in her car I rolled on a Durex on to my harden dick with her looking at it halfway while she was savouring the suck… and she understood….I went on top of her, lower the seat back rest she was resting on and plunge deep into her wet tight cunt with her wide spread up thighs….she was like:”OMG! Oh oh oh…. It’s so big …. OMG! OH….. give it to me...” but honestly fucking in the car was no fun….

Space was the issue, and with me being very physical I can’t really have my Olympic manoeuvres…. So we started to have our sessions in cheap motels… the arrangement never did change much for these sessions even we graduated from a confined spaces within a car to a motel room….

It’s like she would still call up asking:”Hey… boring lah what you doing tonight?” And if I have nothing better to do I usually respond with “Nah nothing to do… wanna meet?!” and yeah there she goes pick me up in her car again or if I’m somewhere else I would park my bike and she would come fetch me in her car… half way I would stop by 7-11 to buy Durex, drinks & food to eat in the motel room either with her $ or my $ it’s no big deal, same with the motel room charges sometimes she pay sometime I pay…. We would flat out go fuck each other’s brains out… rest to breath, eat drink, have a fag and carry on until we have enough….

The session peak frequency can range from fortnightly to monthly… no commitment to anything or schedule at all…. If the timing is right we go for it…. Sometimes I call her up if I want her but most of the time she calls me…. At times we do turn down the invitation because we have things on hand to do….

So this went on for almost a year UNTIL the last third session when we were done with each other as in I rolling off my soiled condom in the nude and she naked lying there rudely with her leg wide open with her cunt streaming what look to me like diluted mayonnaise on to the bed sheets panting…. She suddenly started sobbing…. I lighted a fag and asked:”Oi, what happened, girl… why you cry….come tell me…”

She rested her head on my chest as I fag telling me about a Ang Mo, name’s Richard, who was head over heels for her and wanted to bring her to meet his mom and all that and according to her he has not touch her etc etc etc…. but she felt conflicted doing this with me when Richard seem like the eligible/honourable one she should be with and she is feeling remorseful lah….

Honestly I was sincerely happy for her… I snubbed out my fag after listening to her with us in the nude I hugged her tightly and said:”Shit, girl I’m really happy for you that you got someone that so earnest and serious about you, you should rightfully be with him…. I understand you conflicting mixed up feelings… look we will end this tonight. We can still be friend but no more this type of stuff should go on since you tell me about Richard…..”

And that night ended with her dropping me off to my bike and I waved goodbye to her and I rode my bike back I felt nice about the whole thing for her and wished her all the best……

Then there she goes again…. She calls up one fine evening asking in her usual tone:”Hey… boring lah what you doing tonight?” And out of habit with nothing better to do I responded “Nah nothing to do… wanna meet?!” she pop over my place pick me up in her car and half way we stop by 7-11 to buy Durex, drinks & food to eat and went to a motel room can’t remember who pay for it and we just flat fuck each other to death…. No one mentioned or asked about Richard…. It was aiyah fuck Richard, when we have each other to fuck!

Guess what?! After all was licked, sucked and done the same fucking scenario again...... I swear!

This time because I finish her off in doggy position as I got off rolling off my soiled condom naked and she naked face flat with a pillow under her abdomen elevating her butt up in the air sordidly with her thighs wide open and diluted tartar sauce streaming down onto her inner thighs….

She again started sobbing…. Damn man déjà vu… I enquired once more:”Oi, what happened, girl… why you cry again….come tell me…” She sit herself up sitting at the edge of her bed as I fag off both naked again telling me about the same Ang Mo, Richard, who is making arrangements for her to meet his mom etc etc and again according to her Richard has not touch her etc etc etc…. And she felt extremely puzzled and remorseful dada yaddah lah….

Honestly I was a bit concern now with her behaviour BUT still sincerely happy for her as look like this thing between her & Richard is getting progressive & serious…. Despite he did not touch her at least arrangement are being made for her to meet his mom so I hugged her tightly and said:”Look, honey I’m really happy, I truly am!

I was really happy this relationship with Richard is getting somewhere now that arrangement is made for you and his mom to meet. And it you are serious with him.. We must seriously end this tonight." She nodded her head with a big smile and we eat our food and drink our can drinks we toast for her happy ever after etc ….

Seriously I think we are still pals but this shit between us must end since Richard's mother is coming to see her….. And that night ended with her dropping me off at home as I waved goodbye to her and walked pass the security I felt nice fuzzy warm feeling for her and wished her all the best……

BUT….. Then one night after a while maybe 3 weeks later... I got her call again one fine late evening asking in her usual tone:”Hey… boring lah what you doing tonight?” No mention of Richard or whatsoever…. The agenda was well understood we go FUCK! Richard? Who Richard?!

So usual route to 7-11 and her car screech to a halt at the usual motel… at the close of the door we literally tore each other’s clothes, Jeez it was fierce and violent one.... I never pound so hard in my life, and she was fucked seven ways to Sunday and screaming out with her diluted vanilla bean curd splattering as my dick went slish-sloshing like a forged alloy piston into a well lube cylinder of a V8 engine….

I finished her off standing in front of the mirror of the dressing table in standing doggy style and as I sweatingly peeled off my soiled condom…

And yes ladies and gents true enough… she started to sob... BUT I stopped her:”O.k. stop it, fuck you! Stop crying now…. It’s Richard right?! I don’t want to hear anymore! The last couple of time I did say we should stop already but… seriously….” As I went into the shower…. Turn the water on me and continued a bit louder because of the running water:”I can’t take this anymore…. Look, I don’t what the fuck you want from me….” She murmured “I want nothing from you… I just wanna tell you I feel remorseful for..” “Wait, wait I know! You feel conflicted, you feel guilty that we are fucking with this Richard guy around you… then why do you still ask me out for this?! WHY?! WHY?! Go Find Richard lah! I mean seriously and sincerely he is much much more eligible than me…. Why do we have to go thru all this?!” I came out with towel wiping about my body as I prepare to put on my clothes piece by piece.... and I found my underwear torn from all that initial fierce excitement…. Sheeesh….

Anyway as I get dressed up…. she was stunned from these assertive statements from me sitting at the edge of the dressing table facing me looking puzzled as to why was I so pissed…

“Babe, sorry but you need not send me this time… I’m gonna take a cab myself and I am very fucking firm about what I am going to say…. You are a nice person you and I don’t deserve to go thru such emotional distress after we make love, I feel guilty, you feel guilty, our shit has no meaning, but if Richard can cause you to cry every time after we fucked then he must be of some worth to you and that is why I will not take you call anymore, so we will not fuck, then you can sort it out with Richard, and I wish you two well… tell Richard I said ‘Hi!’ And for god’s sake…. Get shower, dress up and go home, drive safe! Ciao, babe.”

Closed the door lightly and got a cab and got the fuck out of there….

Was all these a free lunch for us? Nah apparently not so…. It was so much fucked up for the both of us during the last three sessions as I have to act as her counsellor to pick her up when she is lost like a lamb from her herd….

Supposed to end in an enjoying glowing manner for these sort of discreet activities but the last three times was a just a bitch and a drag for us….

Anyway after that we never contact each other and I still until this day wish her & Richard well…. It may look like free but it was NOT!