How can i be a OKT

[marc2]

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

[hrodger25]

Get one orh kui put on your tao go geylang then everybody will know you are OKT liao....

[cqueen]

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

This is what I gathered from hearsay about some of the pre requisities of qualifying to be an OKT.

1. You must fuck a minimum of 100 girls within a window period of 3 months. You must bring your condom of your hot cum immediately to a Certified Vice Officer at Keong Siak Street for his Approved Stamp of Certification for each of your complete executed fuck in your FUCK LOG BOOK.

2. After you have successfully logged 100 fucks, you must apply for an interview with the Anti Vice Officer for him to ascertain your suitability as an OKT.

3. Following your successful interview, you may then be allowed to sit for your OKT Theory Test. I understand it is something like taking your Driving Highway Code Test. You can only afford to have a maximum of 4 mistakes in your OKT Theory Test.

4. After going through this intensive rigorous exercise, you will have to apply for your OKT licence subject to the total discretion of MOM. You have to get at least 2 guarantors for your licence application.

May I strongly advise you not to rely totally on my information but to do your own diligence checks and verification.

Lastly, do not forget to extend special discounts to the Samsters here once you got your OKT Licence.

Best of Luck!!

[marc2]

Get one orh kui put on your tao go geylang then everybody will know you are OKT liao....

That really made me laugh my balls off but seriously i wanna work in this line can anyone help me out?

[Hulk_Hogan]

You need to have cash in your pocket.

[wally888]

Juz send your CV with own photo & expected remuneration to all the houses in Geylang.:D

[marc2]

I dont have any cash but I dont mind working in this line for cash

[Camel]

Juz send your CV with own photo & expected
remuneration to all the houses in Geylang.:D

hahaha, :D

[cqueen]

Juz send your CV with own photo & expected remuneration to all the houses in Geylang.:D

Just an afternote:

You only need to send your CV to all the Geylang Houses only if you decide and want to work as an OKT employee for the licensed houses.

However, if you decide to try your vice entrepreneur spirit as a licensed OKT in charge of your own girls and living immorally off their hard earned blood and sweat money, you just need to register with this government agency "Immoral Pimp Statutory Board" as an immoral member of the pimp society.

With your acquired membership and approved licence, you can now operate officially an an immoral unethical pimp.

Cheers.

[aibimy]

You need to find a black chicken and wear it as a hat. Then you'll be a OKT already.. Easy isn't it?

[cqueen]

You need to find a black chicken and wear it as a hat. Then you'll be a OKT already.. Easy isn't it?

Pardon me if I am wrong.

OKT = ORH ( BLACK) KUI (TORTOISE) TAO (HEAD)

So should wear a black tortoise hat, rite?

[aibimy]

Pardon me if I am wrong.

OKT = ORH ( BLACK) KUI (TORTOISE) TAO (HEAD)

So should wear a black tortoise hat, rite?

OH! Is it? Hahahaha! All along I thought it was chicken! Hahahah! Thanks for enlightening me! :D:D

[sane1]

Pardon me if I am wrong.

OKT = ORH ( BLACK) KUI (TORTOISE) TAO (HEAD)

So should wear a black tortoise hat, rite?

sis cqueen is really humorous :D

[huhu123]

Just an afternote:

You only need to send your CV to all the Geylang Houses only if you decide and want to work as an OKT employee for the licensed houses.

However, if you decide to try your vice entrepreneur spirit as a licensed OKT in charge of your own girls and living immorally off their hard earned blood and sweat money, you just need to register with this government agency "Immoral Pimp Statutory Board" as an immoral member of the pimp society.

With your acquired membership and approved licence, you can now operate officially an an immoral unethical pimp.

Cheers.

if its licensed pimp why immoral unethical pimp? its immoral but not unethical ma?

to TS: But now due to influx of FT u want to be pimp also not easy. Beside going through the battery of tests as stated by cqueen latest gov requirements is u must have at least a master in pimping MPP to be exact. master in sales and marketing or PR either one is required.

[jjjr]

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

Many years ago, a friend of mine came up with the same thought. It did not go far though. I think you have to find work with a legal brothel first, establish some history with the authorities, before you are allowed to branch out on your own. Not first hand information, just hearsay.

[aibimy]

if its licensed pimp why immoral unethical pimp? its immoral but not unethical ma?

to TS: But now due to influx of FT u want to be pimp also not easy. Beside going through the battery of tests as stated by cqueen latest gov requirements is u must have at least a master in pimping MPP to be exact. master in sales and marketing or PR either one is required.

Probably you might need a professional certificate in quality control as well. Nowadays competition is very very tough!

[fictionman]

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

Eehhh...Thght school holidays only starts on 1/6/13....u play ponteng ah

[wally888]

Just an afternote:

You only need to send your CV to all the Geylang Houses only if you decide and want to work as an OKT employee for the licensed houses.

However, if you decide to try your vice entrepreneur spirit as a licensed OKT in charge of your own girls and living immorally off their hard earned blood and sweat money, you just need to register with this government agency "Immoral Pimp Statutory Board" as an immoral member of the pimp society.

With your acquired membership and approved licence, you can now operate officially an an immoral unethical pimp.

Cheers.

Sis power, so many ideas! :D

[singmarine]

Typical Interview Questions:

Why do you want to be OKT?
Do you know the work of OKT?
How can you value add to the industry?
What are the contacts you can bring in?
Are you prepared to work on weekends & odd hours?
What is your greatest weakness and strength?
How do you see yourself in 5 years time?
What is your passion?
Lastly why should I hire you?

[cqueen]

Typical Interview Questions:

Why do you want to be OKT?
Do you know the work of OKT?
How can you value add to the industry?
What are the contacts you can bring in?
Are you prepared to work on weekends & odd hours?
What is your greatest weakness and strength?
How do you see yourself in 5 years time?
What is your passion?
Lastly why should I hire you?



Good afternoon Samster Marc2,

I am sure you are very touched and grateful by the vastness of information provided by the caring Samsters here who care enough to help you to secure your desired dream OKT (ORH KUI TAO) job.

Another segment of the interview by the MOM can be quite challenging. It is the Situational Interview. It aims to gauge your man management skills in tackling real life situations. One such example may be:

Your client complained angrily over the phone that your girl, not only was she late and unapologetic, her vibes were rather unfriendly and hostile. She gave him the impression that the paying customer was a chore to her to cause her the inconvenience of rushing down to strip, bathe, suck and let him fuck. Because of her bad vibes, the full paying customer now wanted a full refund and be compensated for the hotel and his own transport charges. If you refused to his demands, the angry customer threatened to report this case in the forum to ruin your reputation.

As an OKT, what service recovery skills would u apply to turn this angry customer around and win him over to be your loyal customer?

You may want to approach POPULAR BOOK STORE to enquire about their best selling "Ten Year Series OKT Model Answers" or "OKT DUMMY GUIDES" to help you prepare for this kind of situational questions.

If I do come across other situational questions, I will be more than ready to share with you. After all, this forum is all about sharing and caring for each other. Isn't it?

Good luck to your ORH KUI TAO career!

[cqueen]

Sis power, so many ideas! :D

CUM SEAH, CUM SEAH! Also CUM SEAH for upping my points.

[DegenerationX]

CUM SEAH, CUM SEAH! Also CUM SEAH for upping my points.

Sis, u r da best! :D

[marc2]

Ok then can some one hook me up with some jobs related?

[cqueen]

Ok then can some one hook me up with some jobs related?

Aiyo, Marc2, first you want to be spoonfed with information on how to secure the job of wearing ORH KUI TAO hat without you having to do anything for your own OKT career!

Now you want to be tow in hand to get you a job.

Next I will not be surprised you want your zip to be pull down by someone, jerk for you to make it hard and then guide your hard wet cock into your sugar mummy's pussy, without you having to lift a finger!!

It's about time you grow up to be independent to take ownership yourself lah.

[singmarine]

Dun forget for male applicants must be 18 years old & above completed NS if you are a Singaporean....If you have completed NS then state yr reservist liability whether active or not just in case the organsiation can consider a FT over you.

[singmarine]

Ok then can some one hook me up with some jobs related?

What are you qualifications? Work Experience? Career Objective? Achievement?

Sorry but is singapore typical interviewer bullshit...

[cqueen]

Sis, u r da best! :D

MAI AI NI KONG LEH, Paiseh lah....must humble a bit Loh..

[ace_rc]

Must apply thru OKT academy lor, take 3 moths lesson and at the end have to seat for practical and oral test, if pass give u a triangle sign to hang in front of your chest. After 1 year no complaint from clienst and gals you will be promoted to OKT class II.. then slowly upgrade to OKT class I and so forth.. highest is General OKT if you can achieve, but SG only have 1 i think

[cqueen]

Must apply thru OKT academy lor, take 3 moths lesson and at the end have to seat for practical and oral test, if pass give u a triangle sign to hang in front of your chest. After 1 year no complaint from clienst and gals you will be promoted to OKT class II.. then slowly upgrade to OKT class I and so forth.. highest is General OKT if you can achieve, but SG only have 1 i think

Good afternoon Marc2,

Like it or not, this is Singapore where government's certification is required to monitor and maintain the high level of service standards and its consistency.

Hence, the stringent practical and oral tests as stipulated by Samster ace_rc. What he did not highlight is that you may apply for ORH KUI TAO 's Scholarship (OKT) or Bursary. Upon your graduation, u have to sign a 6 year OKT's bond with the various licensed Geylang's brothel. Because you are an OKT Scholar, you are expected to inject fresh vibrant ideas to shake up the whole vice industry to bring it to a higher tasteful level of sexual SEXTISFACTION for the end consumers.

加油，加油！Be the OKT of the century that other OKT talk about!

[ace_rc]

BE A LEGEND IN THE OKT INDUSTRIES!!!!!!!

Next aim for NOBEL prize in the OKT category!!!

[FLcuckoldBF]

You can start off by being one of those sitting on overhead bridge scouting for police car. Haha.

[loneyheart]

ORH KUI TAO is in Hokkien ..... mean black dick head ... so u must hv to b

[marc2]

You can start off by being one of those sitting on overhead bridge scouting for police car. Haha.

I dont mind as long as I get paid

[thomas88]

From my understanding....OKT license are mainly given out by the government to those hardcore gansters released from prison so they can turn to legal business and away from crime.

[aisheteru]

No more joint license will be issue out.
old time illegal street OKT after being caught again and again, those hardcore type was being issued with the license. Now mostly on operating is using all those old timer license, "rental of license"

I think TS is talking about those street standing OKT.
TS, what is your background?
different lorong is being control different "Bros",
beside that, which nationality of whore u looking at,
same rule, different lorong, different nationality..

For a new face with no certain background, it is almost impossible..

[marc2]

I dont have any background so i guess its impossible

[Icyzz]

you really need to have a background before you cam do this trade otherwise os impossible!

[flowbow]

Reading the replies in this thread really made me laugh out loud :D:p

[oaoo]

Good afternoon Samster Marc2,

I am sure you are very touched and grateful by the vastness of information provided by the caring Samsters here who care enough to help you to secure your desired dream OKT (ORH KUI TAO) job.

Another segment of the interview by the MOM can be quite challenging. It is the Situational Interview. It aims to gauge your man management skills in tackling real life situations. One such example may be:

Your client complained angrily over the phone that your girl, not only was she late and unapologetic, her vibes were rather unfriendly and hostile. She gave him the impression that the paying customer was a chore to her to cause her the inconvenience of rushing down to strip, bathe, suck and let him fuck. Because of her bad vibes, the full paying customer now wanted a full refund and be compensated for the hotel and his own transport charges. If you refused to his demands, the angry customer threatened to report this case in the forum to ruin your reputation.

As an OKT, what service recovery skills would u apply to turn this angry customer around and win him over to be your loyal customer?

You may want to approach POPULAR BOOK STORE to enquire about their best selling "Ten Year Series OKT Model Answers" or "OKT DUMMY GUIDES" to help you prepare for this kind of situational questions.

If I do come across other situational questions, I will be more than ready to share with you. After all, this forum is all about sharing and caring for each other. Isn't it?

Good luck to your ORH KUI TAO career!

Bravo !!! pts for you. :)

[asdfghjkl]

if i remember, an OKT wannabe needs to have at least 1,000,000 posts in this forum.. :o

[ChibusaKyuban]

well i'm abroad somewhere in thailand working here for few yrs... can i be okt to arrange high end businessmen for ladies either thai escorts to spore or spore escorts to thai...

Thai ladies i already have...except need supports frm sg bros....well damage will be kinda higher than normal but rest assured all are well traiined....

[fictionman]

Reading the replies in this thread really made me laugh out loud :D:p

Yeah...Everyone like xpert in this line haha....

[ilikeoldchangke]

Draw a parallel with a job of similar nature.


TS, why not you work and study hard to rule a country instead of a business.

Then you can decide how you want to screw your own country and people, either do it yourself or get others to do it.

Then you still profit from it.


Same same right ?

I bet you'll make more than OKT.

Think sim city. Very nice game


Same principle, you open the door, ppl come in and screw your people, and you make money

People also write FR online, some go on tv to talk about the FR, you can even make television show and advertisment.

Best thing is your customer only get to complain once in a few years perhaps if service is not good, your people who is making you money cannot complain because you are keeping part of their monthly salary.


If they compain too hard, ask them leave and work someplace else, no problem one.




haha. Even as i type this i'm also laughing.

[ilikeoldchangke]

Seriously TS,

forget about being an OKT.

It won't look good on your resume.




Get a job, get married, make baby.

Be happy.

Once in a while visit OKT to relieve stress.

Then go back to being happy.

[cqueen]

Bravo !!! pts for you. :)

Kum Seah, Kum Seah. The least I can do is bring some laughter and smiles to you.

Cheers.

[iFuck]

Why would u want to be OKT ?
What so good about being one?

Why not how to be rich ? with money u can do wonder no need to be okt.

[FL seeker]

................. :D

[huhu123]

YA be rich and have lots of money keep tons of sugar babes that will be better.

[miniboy]

lazy bum just want to do a easy job
do u realise been okt is one of the hardest in the job market

[MedicineMan]

Deep pockets will help.

[GanmumLvr]

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

You may check it out from Straits Times' "CLASSIFIED" section. The vice industry is booming they might need to increase manpower due to business expansion!

[Johnston]

4 pages of replies and only one post counted legit answer... Okay maybe two...:rolleyes:

Seriously ts why do u want to go I to this line ? Job market slow or what?
Anyway, okt this kind of Job is not something u "apply" for..

Kinda like illegal vcd seller job back then, haha come to think of it

[cqueen]

Good afternoon Marc2,

1. As you know by now, most of the samsters here are very concerned in helping you achieve your ORH KUI TAO status.

2. To do that, they must know exactly where you are coming from. Hence, they want to know "WHY YOU WANT TO BE AN OKT"?


3. After they have a good understanding of your circumstances, they want to know "WHAT YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS OKT STATUS'?


4. With your input of information, they can then proceed to advise you 'HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL OKT".

5. Remember, they can only help you only when you provide them with the total complete information for their consideration.

6. Now, are you not fortunate that so many people care enough to want to help you to achieve your dream of being the "ULTIMATE ORH KUI TAO"!!!

[21MARTELL]

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

I like that you have the guts to ask so openly in this forum.

But it takes two hands to clap, you may have the guts but you dont have the knowledge. Without knowledge you will fail, So if you are scared of failure, my advice is dont go for it, its illegal you may get yourself jailed. :rolleyes:

But back to your question

you need alot of money no girls nevermind or vice versa alot of girls but no money, both ways pick one it will work. !

PS: girls i mean by (those who dont mind working as a FL):cool:

[cqueen]

But back to your question

you need alot of money no girls nevermind or vice versa alot of girls but no money, both ways pick one it will work. !

PS: girls i mean by (those who dont mind working as a FL):cool:[/QUOTE]

Good evening 21Martell,

Paiseh ha, I very kapoh type, so can you share with me what u mean by "you need alot of money no girls nevermind or vice versa alot of girls but no money, both ways pick one it will work. !

PS: girls i mean by (those who dont mind working as a FL)＂

Your Ang Moh too powerful and too chim till I read liao, I become more blur.

In short, what you express is as clear as mud.

[Johnston]

Wat he mean:

To be okt hah, u need a lot of money, no money never mind, must have lot of honey, the honey must be those type of gal willing to have sex for money

There you go :D

Providing translation and obfuscation service to S.b.f since 2001:eek:

[huhu123]

Wat he mean:

To be okt hah, u need a lot of money, no money never mind, must have lot of honey, the honey must be those type of gal willing to have sex for money

There you go :D

Providing translation and obfuscation service to S.b.f since 2001:eek:

Cool reply:cool:

[Longitude]

All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.

[cqueen]

Wat he mean:

To be okt hah, u need a lot of money, no money never mind, must have lot of honey, the honey must be those type of gal willing to have sex for money

There you go :D

Providing translation and obfuscation service to S.b.f since 2001:eek:

Good afternoon Johnston,

Thanks for your reply.

May I know further why you need a lot of money to be an OKT? How much is enough then?

In case you may wonder why I am so kapoh, well, shall I just say that I want to know more things. Who knows, I may end up as an "Mamasan OKT" myself? hahaha...

[miniboy]

seriously the answer to TS question is
walk into red light units and directly ask your question to the OKT

[DegenerationX]

I think TS presume work as OKT in the legal house can fuck the gals for free :D

[AirAngelz]

Thanks for sharing your knowledge. :D

This is what I gathered from hearsay about some of the pre requisities of qualifying to be an OKT.

1. You must fuck a minimum of 100 girls within a window period of 3 months. You must bring your condom of your hot cum immediately to a Certified Vice Officer at Keong Siak Street for his Approved Stamp of Certification for each of your complete executed fuck in your FUCK LOG BOOK.

2. After you have successfully logged 100 fucks, you must apply for an interview with the Anti Vice Officer for him to ascertain your suitability as an OKT.

3. Following your successful interview, you may then be allowed to sit for your OKT Theory Test. I understand it is something like taking your Driving Highway Code Test. You can only afford to have a maximum of 4 mistakes in your OKT Theory Test.

4. After going through this intensive rigorous exercise, you will have to apply for your OKT licence subject to the total discretion of MOM. You have to get at least 2 guarantors for your licence application.

May I strongly advise you not to rely totally on my information but to do your own diligence checks and verification.

Lastly, do not forget to extend special discounts to the Samsters here once you got your OKT Licence.

Best of Luck!!