View Full Version : Ever jio and up your property agent?
mrdontknow
28-05-2013, 04:36 AM
Feel like F my PRC agent leh. She look like milf but looks younger than that leh. Met her today, her body is wow, when u see your little bro will be auto la. Saw her cleavage a few times when she drop her pen and file..... Is just irresistible..
Any bros ever have successful ? Share ur stories leh... Appreciated...
black84
28-05-2013, 11:11 AM
Feel like F my PRC agent leh. She look like milf but looks younger than that leh. Met her today, her body is wow, when u see your little bro will be auto la. Saw her cleavage a few times when she drop her pen and file..... Is just irresistible..
Any bros ever have successful ? Share ur stories leh... Appreciated...
be sure to drop ur pants when she drops her pen next time round.:D
jameschong1
28-05-2013, 05:42 PM
[QUOTE=mrdontknow;9063329]Feel like F my PRC agent leh. She look like milf but looks younger than that leh. Met her today, her body is wow, when u see your little bro will be auto la. Saw her cleavage a few times when she drop her pen and file..... Is just irresistible..
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she from ERA?
sounds familiar. Anyway, a few naturalised PRC turned Sinkie have been in this line for a while.
Weiwei88
29-05-2013, 02:11 AM
Wa , bro , got contact anot ? I might also buy house ! Haha
mrdontknow
29-05-2013, 04:56 AM
Err. I still testing. Let u guys know more soon!! :D
Camel
29-05-2013, 06:03 AM
sounds familiar. Anyway, a few naturalised PRC
turned Sinkie have been in this line for a while.
I actually heard this too
cutiegood71
29-05-2013, 10:06 AM
don't sign on the line so easily... pretend U need to consider first, or act that U want to buy more... then see how she react or respond. can give her a few days to think, see if she will call n offer U something...
SunZhi
29-05-2013, 11:59 AM
Choose a young and pretty agent, go for a $10mil property, and agree to pay 2% commission. She will agree to do anything to close this deal, yes anything you desire.
LovePotion
29-05-2013, 12:57 PM
don't sign on the line so easily... pretend U need to consider first, or act that U want to buy more... then see how she react or respond. can give her a few days to think, see if she will call n offer U something...
Smart Move
iFuck
29-05-2013, 02:07 PM
don't sign on the line so easily... pretend U need to consider first, or act that U want to buy more... then see how she react or respond. can give her a few days to think, see if she will call n offer U something...
key word "more".
She will believe me ? :confused:
Will try.:D
owl888
29-05-2013, 02:20 PM
Imho I think insurance agent is easier coz u have 14 days cooling off period :D
justl00king
29-05-2013, 03:21 PM
Want to up her must buy house! :eek:
Very expensive proposition. :p
huhu123
30-05-2013, 02:56 AM
Want to up her must buy house! :eek:
Very expensive proposition. :p
can sell house also ma....then shift to east coast or changi and have beach front resort style living.
makka111
30-05-2013, 03:37 AM
Kio kway is cheaper and more convenient. Not need 2% of $10mil property so much :D
daryl76
30-05-2013, 10:27 AM
agree.. kio kway easier la
why put urself into so much work? end up still pay
unless is u sian den different.. still paying just a matter of mode of payment
Brainstorm
30-05-2013, 10:32 AM
Choose a young and pretty agent, go for a $10mil property, and agree to pay 2% commission.
2% of $10million you aim for young and pretty agent? For $200,000 you can aim for young and pretty actress. Can even get a few I'm sure if you put the news out in the correct circles.
Choose a young and pretty agent, go for a $10mil property, and agree to pay 2% commission. She will agree to do anything to close this deal, yes anything you desire.
废话if you have 10mil, you won't have time for those property agents. most likely models, actress, singers already.
scandal_fei
30-05-2013, 10:48 AM
废话if you have 10mil, you won't have time for those property agents. most likely models, actress, singers already.
Totally Agree :D
maddog_mlvn
30-05-2013, 12:20 PM
2% of $10million you aim for young and pretty agent? For $200,000 you can aim for young and pretty actress. Can even get a few I'm sure if you put the news out in the correct circles.
200k can up many virgin oversea.
mrdontknow
30-05-2013, 02:50 PM
Alamak bros! I'm not that rich!! Just a simple business. I no 10M la!! if have i treat u all 1 agent each lo!! lol
justl00king
30-05-2013, 03:49 PM
can sell house also ma....then shift to east coast or changi and have beach front resort style living.Pitch tent at east coast park? :p
Can also invite friends over for bbq!
justl00king
30-05-2013, 03:52 PM
2% of $10million you aim for young and pretty agent? For $200,000 you can aim for young and pretty actress. Can even get a few I'm sure if you put the news out in the correct circles.
Recent news hk upstart actress 250k or sg40k for overnight, no need 200k so much. :D
jameschong1
30-05-2013, 09:04 PM
废话if you have 10mil, you won't have time for those property agents. most likely models, actress, singers already.
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this sunzi is a boaster cock - he think he has 10m.
10m viet $ maybe
ivanlkt168
30-05-2013, 09:20 PM
[QUOTE=mrdontknow;9063329]Feel like F my PRC agent leh. She look like milf but looks younger than that leh. Met her today, her body is wow, when u see your little bro will be auto la. Saw her cleavage a few times when she drop her pen and file..... Is just irresistible..
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she from ERA?
Hi Brother, i am considering to sell my condo at this moment and looking for attractive female agt to help me to market -possible to share this PRC agent contact no and name -?
Thanks a lot for your help.
Hope to hear from you .
Window7
31-05-2013, 04:50 AM
I fucked an agent in an apartment facing the Casino. Damn nice feeling.
mrdontknow
31-05-2013, 06:41 AM
I fucked an agent in an apartment facing the Casino. Damn nice feeling.
Bro serious? how do u manage to secure it? SIC leh. hehe. :p
Brainstorm
31-05-2013, 09:46 AM
Recent news hk upstart actress 250k or sg40k for overnight, no need 200k so much. :D
Bro, I don't want to know how much. I just want to know which actress allows for overnight? :p Not surprised to hear such news though. I think HK actresses are so easily replaceable. There are always younger, prettier and hungrier girls. Make hay while the sun shines. Charge such rates while you are still appearing on TV.
Singaporean actresses on the other hand are super secure about their jobs. Ladies who are popular in the 80s are still popular now. That's why the china girls I meet ask me how much our actresses so ugly.
justl00king
01-06-2013, 08:22 AM
Bro, I don't want to know how much. I just want to know which actress allows for overnight? :p Not surprised to hear such news though. I think HK actresses are so easily replaceable. There are always younger, prettier and hungrier girls. Make hay while the sun shines. Charge such rates while you are still appearing on TV.
Singaporean actresses on the other hand are super secure about their jobs. Ladies who are popular in the 80s are still popular now. That's why the china girls I meet ask me how much our actresses so ugly.Bro,
These type are discreet and inner circle dealings, playground for the rich.
I do recall an agent posting here for a local actress fl last time, very rare and have not seen another similar thread since. ;)
ang076
01-06-2013, 10:06 AM
It is my fantasy..
I am thinking of fucking former actress who is now property agent.
ngkokeng
01-06-2013, 03:54 PM
I fucked my property agent as I have a studio apartment for rental in a good location. Always give her the deal and damn good commission.
I also managed to fuck my tenant when her husband was away and it was time for collecting rental. The fuck was very good.
:)
manure
01-06-2013, 03:58 PM
Recent news hk upstart actress 250k or sg40k for overnight, no need 200k so much. :D
wheres the link? haha
unsung80
01-06-2013, 04:23 PM
[QUOTE=jameschong1;9066803]
Hi Brother, i am considering to sell my condo at this moment and looking for attractive female agt to help me to market -possible to share this PRC agent contact no and name -?
Thanks a lot for your help.
Hope to hear from you .
Dun find PRC la, otherwise she cheat you you also don't know what happen.
Window7
01-06-2013, 06:25 PM
Bro serious? how do u manage to secure it? SIC leh. hehe. :p
After viewing nothing to do jio her go drink then after drink she horny we end up going fucking.
justl00king
01-06-2013, 07:17 PM
It is my fantasy..
I am thinking of fucking former actress who is now property agent.Got this type lobang let me know too! :D
wheres the link? hahaBro,
It was on the Chinese papers only few days ago, front page headline news. ;)
ang076
01-06-2013, 08:29 PM
Bro Justl00king,
If you are very rich and handsome, actresses who are part time property agent will try to tempt you so that they can get the most of the deal.
One bro had posted how one former actress tempted him, by dressing so sensually. But alas, he cannot as his wife were also present and she did most of the talking..
Another actress, nicknamed the 'Bus' , also part time property agent.. Why people nicknamed her 'The Bus" because it was rumoured that anyone can up her as long as she was willing.
You want Fx Fxxxx Lxxxxx and Xxxx Mxxxxx Zxxxxxx? hehe!:p
Sorry I dont have their contacts so pls dont PM me hor?
yellowleaf
01-06-2013, 09:25 PM
Because I'm an agent too. After viewing nothing to do jio her go drink then after drink she horny we end up going fucking.
It's quite common.
Yup bro, it's common.
I fucked a co broke after closing. Think she is 23 at that time. Was her 1st sales deal then. :p
Spanner
02-06-2013, 02:45 AM
Bloody hell... All my co brokes are aunties....!!:(
rob_onny
02-06-2013, 08:13 AM
Who huh?? :confused:... can let me know?? ;)
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One bro had posted how one former actress tempted him, by dressing so sensually. But alas, he cannot as his wife were also present and she did most of the talking..
Another actress, nicknamed the 'Bus' , also part time property agent.. Why people nicknamed her 'The Bus" because it was rumoured that anyone can up her as long as she was willing.
You want Fx Fxxxx Lxxxxx and Xxxx Mxxxxx Zxxxxxx? hehe!:p
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jameschong1
02-06-2013, 09:22 AM
Yup bro, it's common.
I fucked a co broke after closing. Think she is 23 at that time. Was her 1st sales deal then. :p
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is she A...la K..?
I up her before - skinny but big headlights.
cocknloaded
02-06-2013, 12:49 PM
the only property agent i fucked before was this girl from propnex.. she had this streak of craziness in her.. always scolding people all around except me.. went to hong kong together and just bang her non stop whenever we're in the room. even gave her the first AJ of her life.. hehe.. i got married to another woman few months later and it pissed her off so badly cos she didnt know i was even attached.. bo bian! i never sign exclusive for my little bro with her.. hahaha..
huhu123
02-06-2013, 02:44 PM
Bro,
These type are discreet and inner circle dealings, playground for the rich.
I do recall an agent posting here for a local actress fl last time, very rare and have not seen another similar thread since. ;)
ya think charging 2.5k
jameschong1
02-06-2013, 02:59 PM
Got this type lobang let me know too! :D
Bro,
It was on the Chinese papers only few days ago, front page headline news. ;)
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was in kl training new agents, so miss the news.
so who's the actress?
jameschong1
02-06-2013, 04:54 PM
Because I'm an agent too. After viewing nothing to do jio her go drink then after drink she horny we end up going fucking.
It's quite common.
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u are a fucking disgrace to your co.
as property agents, we must maintain moral & ethics - of course u can eat but not your own co's agents, staff etc
u boasting here but actually damn siat suay & disgraceful to property line
quite coomon? u have no common sense
justl00king
03-06-2013, 07:06 PM
Bro Justl00king,
If you are very rich and handsome, actresses who are part time property agent will try to tempt you so that they can get the most of the deal.
You want Fx Fxxxx Lxxxxx and Xxxx Mxxxxx Zxxxxxx? hehe!:p
hi bro ang076, :)
If you are rich and handsome, not only actresses or prop agents wants you. Most gals will be all over you to gain your attention! :p
The names you put up with xxx code, no idea who are those. ;)
J fellow
03-06-2013, 11:40 PM
knn, sell one property wanna fuck the agent. its not easy being an agent. you have no pay no stability. banks don't really recognised your pay unless you are consistently high income.
just because you managed to, you cant possibly brag about that? its just like you managed to up a colleague or some gers on the street but not putting their occupation on the table as a trade off.
btw I am not an agent and I don't like agents as well as most of them very cheapskate. bill came all go toilet etc. income not stable also cannot blame them.
jameschong1
04-06-2013, 01:28 PM
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btw I am not an agent and I don't like agents as well as most of them very cheapskate. bill came all go toilet etc. income not stable also cannot blame them.
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then u should drink with me - I always foot the bill
can buy u jars & jars of green tea, beer & even martell if u want
I can throw $2k a nite in ktv no problem at all
think u mix with the wrong type & class of agents
Lauhuu
04-06-2013, 08:45 PM
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then u should drink with me - I always foot the bill
can buy u jars & jars of green tea, beer & even martell if u want
I can throw $2k a nite in ktv no problem at all
think u mix with the wrong type & class of agents
Now i know why your points are negative 169. :rolleyes:
J fellow
05-06-2013, 02:12 AM
Put the drinking/bills aside, every line have their black sheeps. to up an agent just because you have something to sell is the most loser mentality.
especially when u are selling a hdb or just a studio. how much can I cost. how much com are we looking at. Not as if you selling a GCB or sentosa landed.
haha back to the story of disgusting agents, once we went to DM, 2 of us bump into 4 agents in their 50s, who seemingly old birds are 3 are KEOs in their respective firms, of course not those big ones. they kept bragging about this and that, after which they ask us to join them in their room. they ordered a martell at first. so when its finished, I ordered 1 more which I paid for it. when its finished, they ordered 1 more. think is 3 plus one which I think is ok since they claimed to be regulars so maybe more worth it. I seldom go DM so I don't needed the extras. so I told them we share the bottle. they agreed and and I pass them 200. which is more than half cause dm only 300plus.
night gets darker, every one abit tipsy. when the bill came, 2 went toilet, 2 pretend to be drunk. left my friend and I, so I tell my self, fine the last bottle I pay. assuming first bottle paid. after payment, all wake up and left, machiam like ninja, den when I was leaving, the waitress caught up with me and ask for payment for first bottle, citing when they left, they ask the company to collect from me. its not a lot of $ but this is damn classic!!! lao jio agent somemore, wah lao!!!! disgusting to the max. damn angry!!!
this is just one of the more disgusting story.
ivanlkt168
18-06-2013, 06:33 PM
[QUOTE=ivanlkt168;9080285]
Dun find PRC la, otherwise she cheat you you also don't know what happen.
Hi Brother, tks for the advise.
hornyping
18-06-2013, 07:29 PM
If you are buying a multi million property through her probably can. Or else haha.
jameschong1
18-06-2013, 07:41 PM
Now i know why your points are negative 169. :rolleyes:
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u are the typical idiot - going for credit card points, membership points etc
even with 10,000 points, so what? did u go rich? did u up your agent?
stupid asshole u!
who care about brownie points, stupid cheapskate like u!
Chouryujin
28-06-2013, 12:05 AM
All bloody bastards!
innocently
28-06-2013, 09:44 AM
Bros, leave the agents alone la..
If they use sex to exchange for a deal, they already breach the professional code of conduct by CEA.
Imagine if u turn around and blackmail them....they may lose their license.
Hunter619
15-09-2014, 07:25 PM
Feel like F my PRC agent leh. She look like milf but looks younger than that leh. Met her today, her body is wow, when u see your little bro will be auto la. Saw her cleavage a few times when she drop her pen and file..... Is just irresistible..
Any bros ever have successful ? Share ur stories leh... Appreciated...
Hi Brother, I'm considering to buy Luxury Residences Property and looking for attractive female agent to help me as possible to share this PRC Graceful agent contact no and name -?
Thank You Very Much
Appreciate for your help. :)
Tazzymercs
15-09-2014, 08:18 PM
Lol...when I am reading this particular thread..it makes me think of this property agent me and my wife bought a house from..recent years...from propnex.
Not to be naming but I was out hunting for a nest with my wife that time..cue...near upper serangoon there. Then this friendly neighbourhood property agent came up to us and ask if we did have any appointments pior to visiting the showroom. It was an impromptu house viewing session and naturally did not have any appointment.
Now this property agent is a lao chio....quite small size and...duno if busty not coz to me looks like a push up bra. Was very friendly to me till the extend of incurring jealousy from my wife...
Cut the story short..after to and fro we sign the contract and thought it was the end of the agent...
Few months later...Halloween...I had a hush hush guys night out at....shanghai dolly...blah blah blah....when this bloodied nurse came beside my table with their group squeezing next to the table beside us..I'm like eh sek sek leh...but I cannot remember who the f is that...nvm..
Then my friends jio me..quick go di siao them...all costume ma...then the nurse costume the skirt so damn short lo...I tap her shoulders and you know when the music is so noisy u will like put your hands Ard the waist and yell hi right...that's what I did...
Then upon closer look...wah lau....my property agent lo...knn...lol cut the story short...I grind her on the dance floor grab her up and down lol and she reciprocate my horny advances...she even went up to the pole there and dance a lesbian dance with her nurse friend lo...but too bad...too drunk liao that night..ended up friend fetch me hm..knn lol that's the closes I have with my property agent
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