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phonez12
06-06-2013, 04:12 PM
Hi I'm 18(male) now and I'm ready to lose my virginity...I need help..
PM me if your a kind lady who can help me lose xD
whiteangelcsh
06-06-2013, 05:51 PM
Virginity of ur a**? Paging for Sherrine *~ding dong~*
curiouslala
06-06-2013, 05:54 PM
lmao.. another student..
CaptainPlanet
06-06-2013, 05:58 PM
LOL spend some money go GL and lose it then!
Maybe they will gif u ang bao somemore:D
Benong1975
06-06-2013, 06:15 PM
TS, u bettet close ur thread now, if ah lau saw ur thread u sure kana fuck unitil cry....
acidicavex
06-06-2013, 06:24 PM
The horror of sch holiday is here.......
Knn I help u paging paging gashear n melting90 fresh meat for u!!!!!!!
mizu711
06-06-2013, 07:12 PM
Hi I'm 18(male) now and I'm ready to lose my virginity...I need help..
PM me if your a kind lady who can help me lose xD
I feel ur pain TS. But seriously such a thread will never (0.00001% chance maybe so as not to sound absolute) get u sex.
Try posting some photo or give some stats if u are confident with urself to increase ur chance to 1% (not being sarcastic)
flowbow
06-06-2013, 08:12 PM
TS, u bettet close ur thread now, if ah lau saw ur thread u sure kana fuck unitil cry....
Hahahahahha yes this I totally agree!!! Ah Lau where are you!!! Paging for Ah Lau :D
Benong1975
06-06-2013, 08:23 PM
Hahahahahha yes this I totally agree!!! Ah Lau where are you!!! Paging for Ah Lau :D
I think ah lau koon liao la
Old man must all early wan...:D
justl00king
06-06-2013, 10:48 PM
I think ah lau koon liao la
Old man must all early wan...:Dah lau, ah lau where are you?
We need you here to educate the young! :p
flowbow
06-06-2013, 10:55 PM
I think ah lau koon liao la
Old man must all early wan...:D
Ah Lau may be old, but he is experienced ok ;) hahaha :p
HCKing
07-06-2013, 12:05 AM
Hi I'm 18(male) now and I'm ready to lose my virginity...I need help..
PM me if your a kind lady who can help me lose xD
since u need to lose virginity so urgently go ask chiobu Kurt Tay to help you. she will be more than happy to help.
huhu123
07-06-2013, 12:41 AM
since u need to lose virginity so urgently go ask chiobu Kurt Tay to help you. she will be more than happy to help.
i also recommend kurt tay...both of u can help each other.
Really
07-06-2013, 02:07 AM
Virginity of ur a**? Paging for Sherrine *~ding dong~*
She still around :eek:
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 09:24 AM
TS, u bettet close ur thread now, if ah lau saw ur thread u sure kana fuck unitil cry....
阿佬 saw liao lol
Hahahahahha yes this I totally agree!!! Ah Lau where are you!!! Paging for Ah Lau :D
阿佬 reporting liao
I think ah lau koon liao la
Old man must all early wan...:D
ha, ar buay koon lah, tio ai gor ghin nah lei
ah lau, ah lau where are you?
We need you here to educate the young!
cumming.... cumming...
Ah Lau may be old, but he is experienced ok ;) hahaha :p
wow sis FB, u see too up for 阿佬 liao leh.. pai seh pai seh..
阿佬 lai liao... pai sei lah.. no eng tio ai kwa wa ei ghin nah la...
KNN, lim peh eh ghin nah phun bo gau si gan gwan liao, tio ai lai SBF lai gwan jit kwan PU BOR kia.
Hey kiddy, better learn how to improve ur English, especially ur writing skill ok.. all ur words basically prove that u r indeed a kid. If u can write something more impressive and innovative or creative, maybe, or perhaps, or likely. u can get some SM or SAM..
huhu123
07-06-2013, 09:27 AM
Ah lau power.....
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 09:34 AM
Ah lau power.....
hee... 阿佬 ei ANG MO buay pai ho... improve a lot tio bo...
bo bian lah... hv to survive, muz improve my ANG MO...
huhu123
07-06-2013, 09:39 AM
hee... 阿佬 ei ANG MO buay pai ho... improve a lot tio bo...
bo bian lah... hv to survive, muz improve my ANG MO...
ah lau all the way lah....
AirAngelz
07-06-2013, 09:40 AM
LOL spend some money go GL and lose it then!
Maybe they will gif u ang bao somemore:D
Nowadays, don't give ang Pao anymore.. Don't cheat small kids. :p:p
It's too common to lose virginity, why don't u try keeping it???
PPGirl
07-06-2013, 10:00 AM
阿佬 lai liao... pai sei lah.. no eng tio ai kwa wa ei ghin nah la...
KNN, lim peh eh ghin nah phun bo gau si gan gwan liao, tio ai lai SBF lai gwan jit kwan PU BOR kia.
Hey kiddy, better learn how to improve ur English, especially ur writing skill ok.. all ur words basically prove that u r indeed a kid. If u can write something more impressive and innovative or creative, maybe, or perhaps, or likely. u can get some SM or SAM..
wow ah lau luckily u got type English cos ur hokkien always too chiem for me to understand :p
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 11:10 AM
wow ah lau luckily u got type English cos ur hokkien always too chiem for me to understand :p
Ooops... ha Sis, yeah, 阿佬 is trying to improve his English in terms of oral, writing, grammar and vocab lol..
阿佬 lai liao... pai sei lah.. no eng tio ai kwa wa ei ghin nah la...
KNN, lim peh eh ghin nah phun bo gau si gan gwan liao, tio ai lai SBF lai gwan jit kwan PU BOR kia.
above translation :
阿佬 is coming, sorry lah, busy looking afters kids.
KNN, 阿佬 dun even hv sufficient time for my own kids, still muz come here to educate this " PU BOR " (teochiew) kid.
sorry hor, Pu Bor dun think is gd to put in English.. hee :D
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 11:11 AM
ah lau all the way lah....
ha.. lucky u say all the way, not UP UP all the way... cos 阿佬 cannot UP liao.. always DOWN.. hee :D
huhu123
07-06-2013, 11:14 AM
ha.. lucky u say all the way, not UP UP all the way... cos 阿佬 cannot UP liao.. always DOWN.. hee :D
now not only kids need u to educate them even the rich and educated like blueboy also need a dose of yr hokkien medicine.:)
PPGirl
07-06-2013, 11:17 AM
Ooops... ha Sis, yeah, 阿佬 is trying to improve his English in terms of oral, writing, grammar and vocab lol..
阿佬 lai liao... pai sei lah.. no eng tio ai kwa wa ei ghin nah la...
KNN, lim peh eh ghin nah phun bo gau si gan gwan liao, tio ai lai SBF lai gwan jit kwan PU BOR kia.
above translation :
阿佬 is coming, sorry lah, busy looking afters kids.
KNN, 阿佬 dun even hv sufficient time for my own kids, still muz come here to educate this " PU BOR " (teochiew) kid.
sorry hor, Pu Bor dun think is gd to put in English.. hee :D
orh...its ok later I ask my bf :D
thks for translation. always ask u to translate ..paiseh haha
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 12:06 PM
orh...its ok later I ask my bf :D
thks for translation. always ask u to translate ..paiseh haha
no worry... my pleasure.. :D
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 12:07 PM
now not only kids need u to educate them even the rich and educated like blueboy also need a dose of yr hokkien medicine.:)
yalor... make 阿佬 gan si lang bo eng.. KNN
cuntarow
07-06-2013, 12:13 PM
Hi I'm 18(male) now and I'm ready to lose my virginity...I need help..
PM me if your a kind lady who can help me lose xD
bloody hopeless clown, you r next century joke
HCKing
07-06-2013, 01:23 PM
Can lose front and back at the same time!
can also help kurt tay to lose his.:D
Benong1975
07-06-2013, 01:29 PM
yalor... make 阿佬 gan si lang bo eng.. KNN
This little boy must ask ah lau teach him liao:D
flowbow
07-06-2013, 01:31 PM
阿佬 saw liao lol
阿佬 reporting liao
ha, ar buay koon lah, tio ai gor ghin nah lei
cumming.... cumming...
wow sis FB, u see too up for 阿佬 liao leh.. pai seh pai seh..
阿佬 lai liao... pai sei lah.. no eng tio ai kwa wa ei ghin nah la...
KNN, lim peh eh ghin nah phun bo gau si gan gwan liao, tio ai lai SBF lai gwan jit kwan PU BOR kia.
Hey kiddy, better learn how to improve ur English, especially ur writing skill ok.. all ur words basically prove that u r indeed a kid. If u can write something more impressive and innovative or creative, maybe, or perhaps, or likely. u can get some SM or SAM..
Hahahhahahahaha omg I should start a fan club for you leh!!!
hcg_explorer
07-06-2013, 02:03 PM
Hahahhahahahaha omg I should start a fan club for you leh!!!
ha sis.. cannot lah... lidat veli bz leh...
berma
07-06-2013, 03:51 PM
Hi I'm 18(male) now and I'm ready to lose my virginity...I need help..
PM me if your a kind lady who can help me lose xD
Hihi i believe i can help , we can go to bed together and you can fuck me up down left right centre , after that i will help you lose your virginity by fucking your backside too . :D
justl00king
07-06-2013, 05:33 PM
ha sis.. cannot lah... lidat veli bz leh...Great idea, ah lau fan club. :D
huhu123
07-06-2013, 06:49 PM
Great idea, ah lau fan club. :D
u be the club chairman;)
phonez12
09-06-2013, 06:33 AM
Wah...lol is it a taboo or against the rules to post smth like this...shit sial lol
flowbow
09-06-2013, 02:32 PM
yalor... make 阿佬 gan si lang bo eng.. KNN
I think soon need to pay Ah Lau for your services liao... :D
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