squirters?? whr art thou

[hornyfrog]

Hi.. i'm local male, mid-late twenties.. willing to pay for ladies hu can squirt. I noe of some in FL's list bt.. tere are middle men involved in e transaction. Erm.. it would be grt if we can b nsa as well.. itz been my life long fetish to haf a squiter wif me..

[cataramp]

Hi.. i'm local male, mid-late twenties.. willing to pay for ladies hu can squirt. I noe of some in FL's list bt.. tere are middle men involved in e transaction. Erm.. it would be grt if we can b nsa as well.. itz been my life long fetish to haf a squiter wif me..

meaning? she become yours har

[EatPrayLove]

meaning? she become yours har

lol
I was thinking of replying him.
But I am just not ready to belong to just one single guy.
Besides, I need my secret weapon to squirt. And I doubt he is interested to have my secret weapon around? :p:D

[hornyfrog]

Dun worry dis is of coz gonna be a nsa tingy.. sorry for e misconception..

[hornyfrog]

lol
I was thinking of replying him.
But I am just not ready to belong to just one single guy.
Besides, I need my secret weapon to squirt. And I doubt he is interested to have my secret weapon around? :p:D

Ma'am.. i dun mind any secret weapon as long as i can haf a sensual experience wif a lady dat posess this amazin capability. And as e sayin goes, this is mre to nsa relationship.. so.. itz ok if u r married or in a relationship. Nw.. hu muz i kill to get u to pm me?? Heheh

[zehzehS]

lol
I was thinking of replying him.
But I am just not ready to belong to just one single guy.
Besides, I need my secret weapon to squirt. And I doubt he is interested to have my secret weapon around? :p:D

what sort of secret weapon :p

[ColdBlood99]

Ma'am.. i dun mind any secret weapon as long as i can haf a sensual experience wif a lady dat posess this amazin capability. And as e sayin goes, this is mre to nsa relationship.. so.. itz ok if u r married or in a relationship. Nw.. hu muz i kill to get u to pm me?? Heheh

Don't mess with people wife and gf, please use your big head to think not small head.

[hornyfrog]

Don't mess with people wife and gf, please use your big head to think not small head.

Nt tryin to be rude.. nor tryin to find trouble.. read btwn e lines, if u noe u r in a commitment den u dun need to comply my terms. Bt if u choose to be discreet, den i'm nt puttin a gun at any1's head. I'm no keyboard warrior bt i cnt stand imbecile nor unnecessary comments. Haf a nice day bro coldblooded..

[hcg_explorer]

Nt tryin to be rude.. nor tryin to find trouble.. read btwn e lines, if u noe u r in a commitment den u dun need to comply my terms. Bt if u choose to be discreet, den i'm nt puttin a gun at any1's head. I'm no keyboard warrior bt i cnt stand imbecile nor unnecessary comments. Haf a nice day bro coldblooded..

TS, u got problem finding a malay FL who squirt izit... too bad lah, many Chinese FL dun serve malay guys.. :D

many u try poking ur ass see got " SAI " squirt out anot lol :D

[hornyfrog]

TS, u got problem finding a malay FL who squirt izit... too bad lah, many Chinese FL dun serve malay guys.. :D

many u try poking ur ass see got " SAI " squirt out anot lol :D

Thanks for e comments

[hcg_explorer]

Thanks for e comments

TS, suggest u go to Local FL dome, do a search. If u r willing to pay to gain something u desire.

[hornyfrog]

TS, suggest u go to Local FL dome, do a search. If u r willing to pay to gain something u desire.

These local fls have middle mens to manage them. I do nt want to deal wif any 3rd party. Furthermre.. e psycho-emotional feelin is diff. Easy way out is nt my game..

[cataramp]

These local fls have middle mens to manage them. I do nt want to deal wif any 3rd party. Furthermre.. e psycho-emotional feelin is diff. Easy way out is nt my game..

got money everything also easy luh..

[cataramp]

lol
I was thinking of replying him.
But I am just not ready to belong to just one single guy.
Besides, I need my secret weapon to squirt. And I doubt he is interested to have my secret weapon around? :p:D

aiyoyo didn't know us squirter wor :o

[hornyfrog]

I muz admit, ladies wif squirtin abilities is indeed a rare find and i shud say humans wif ertraordiinary capabilities. If ur partner can squirt, ple treasure and appreciate her coz by far.. ur e luckiest men on bed arnd..

[ColdBlood99]

I muz admit, ladies wif squirtin abilities is indeed a rare find and i shud say humans wif ertraordiinary capabilities. If ur partner can squirt, ple treasure and appreciate her coz by far.. ur e luckiest men on bed arnd..

Lol speechless but good luck in searching :D

[hornyfrog]

Lol speechless but good luck in searching :D

Thanks and yes i really need that luck.

[hcg_explorer]

These local fls have middle mens to manage them. I do nt want to deal wif any 3rd party. Furthermre.. e psycho-emotional feelin is diff. Easy way out is nt my game..

I muz admit, ladies wif squirtin abilities is indeed a rare find and i shud say humans wif ertraordiinary capabilities. If ur partner can squirt, ple treasure and appreciate her coz by far.. ur e luckiest men on bed arnd..

Thanks and yes i really need that luck.

TS, not really dat difficult lah.. juz dat u do nt want to deal wif any 3rd party.. if u juz wan to save dat kind of $$$, fine, nothing to say.

Oso, if basically u r juz looking for lady who squirt to fulfill ur fantansy, ur desire.. whatsoever, well... hopefully u wun get BOMBARDED as it's kinda NO RESPECT and SELFISH act.

[hornyfrog]

TS, not really dat difficult lah.. juz dat u do nt want to deal wif any 3rd party.. if u juz wan to save dat kind of $$$, fine, nothing to say.

Oso, if basically u r juz looking for lady who squirt to fulfill ur fantansy, ur desire.. whatsoever, well... hopefully u wun get BOMBARDED as it's kinda NO RESPECT and SELFISH act.

In wat way am i disrespectin these ladies? Pls advice.. abt payin 3rd parties.. hu said anytin abt tryin to save money? U saying i'm cheap? Pls dun be typical sgporeans hu stereotypes without any concrete understandin. If i were to be bombarded, well by all means as my intention of startin dis peaceful thread is to invite ladies wif these abilities, nt keyboard warriors hu can brag e whole time bt nth is achieved in reality. I feel sorry for you and for myself havin to stoop myself low in order to entertain ur low lvls provocative understatements.

Pls, if u haf nth gd to say.. or any1 hu is abt to engage in such comments, all i can say is love urself and dun mke a fool of urself. At e end of e day, i'll succeed in meetin my dream squirter and u juz ponderin in frnt of ur screen wankin to urself. Peace.

[curiouslala]

actually i was about to ask how much are you paying to see me squirt..
but, your english really turn me off..

[hornyfrog]

actually i was about to ask how much are you paying to see me squirt..
but, your english really turn me off..

I'm sorry sis..guess i need a gd english teacher..

[curiouslala]

I'm sorry sis..guess i need a gd english teacher..
thanks for your PM. but I have problem with guys with weird english.. :rolleyes:

[hornyfrog]

thanks for your PM. but I have problem with guys with weird english.. :rolleyes:

Anytime sis. My bad.

[Cuntworth]

thanks for your PM. but I have problem with guys with weird english.. :rolleyes:

Lol.....:D

[hcg_explorer]

In wat way am i disrespectin these ladies? Pls advice.. abt payin 3rd parties.. hu said anytin abt tryin to save money? U saying i'm cheap? Pls dun be typical sgporeans hu stereotypes without any concrete understandin. If i were to be bombarded, well by all means as my intention of startin dis peaceful thread is to invite ladies wif these abilities, nt keyboard warriors hu can brag e whole time bt nth is achieved in reality. I feel sorry for you and for myself havin to stoop myself low in order to entertain ur low lvls provocative understatements.

Pls, if u haf nth gd to say.. or any1 hu is abt to engage in such comments, all i can say is love urself and dun mke a fool of urself. At e end of e day, i'll succeed in meetin my dream squirter and u juz ponderin in frnt of ur screen wankin to urself. Peace.

TS, I think ur Ang Mo got problem. Totally cannot understand wat 阿佬 trying to tell u or should I use Malay to interact wif u huh, ha.. who u think 阿佬 is huh... Ha, well, whatever u say I dun give a damn. Thou of giving u a pc of advice but u seems very reserved. 阿佬 had known and been thru, thou of sharing wif u but fm e way u respond to my reply. I shall give it a STOP. U better stay at home and PCC.

[hcg_explorer]

forgotten... u juz got a ZAP

[sluttymistress]

hahahaha ah lao is always damn funny! :D

[hcg_explorer]

hahahaha ah lao is always damn funny! :D

hey Sis.. 阿佬 where got funny leh.. :D

TS jiat sai one lah... 阿佬 trying to do a gd deed for him but hor, u c how he react... KNN... got ho kang tao gif him but hor he dun appreciate. kio yi ki jia sai better...

[hornyfrog]

Ok..thanks.. haters gonna hate.. datz life.. i'm impressed wif all e encouragements. Keep zappin if dat mkes sum of u happy.

[hcg_explorer]

Ok..thanks.. haters gonna hate.. datz life.. i'm impressed wif all e encouragements. Keep zappin if dat mkes sum of u happy.

we dun feel happy...

we feel VERY SONG... GREAT SATISFACTION... CAN ANOT..

[dirtyhairy]

I'm sorry sis..guess i need a gd english teacher..

Hullo Hornyfrog, a squirter gal you ask, where art thou
But Uncle DirtyHairy understands after only learning just now
that you re a Melayu, which makes it lagi susah for you somehow
Becos unless squirter is Muslim, juice sure non halal, awak ada tahu?:D
bad haram and your buah play (testicles in Malay) will swell like bak pau:eek:

[sluttymistress]

Hullo Hornyfrog, a squirter gal you ask, where art thou
But Uncle DirtyHairy understands after only learning just now
that you re a Melayu, which makes it lagi susah for you somehow
Becos unless squirter is Muslim, juice sure non halal, awak ada tahu?:D
bad haram and your buah play (testicles in Malay) will swell like bak pau:eek:

hahahaha uncle DH, i laugh until gigi jatoh! :D

[dirtyhairy]

hahahaha uncle DH, i laugh until gigi jatoh! :D

Hullo SM sis, it's good that Pak Cik DH can make you laugh
sampai dentures jatoh and hopefully nothing else, which should be enough
But unless you aledi collect CPF money, gigi cannot jatoh, so dont bluff
so you which category... a SYT, MILF or sorry, Bapok with a muff ?:D

[WOOHOO]

hahahaha uncle DH, i laugh until gigi jatoh! :D

How to eat like that?
But also good la no gigi Wahahahaha:p

[sluttymistress]

Hullo SM sis, it's good that Pak Cik DH can make you laugh
sampai dentures jatoh and hopefully nothing else, which should be enough
But unless you aledi collect CPF money, gigi cannot jatoh, so dont bluff
so you which category... a SYT, MILF or sorry, Bapok with a muff ?:D
hahaha you sure you pak or you datok? i think more like a datok who raps! i not in any of the categories you mentioned! :D
How to eat like that?
But also good la no gigi Wahahahaha:p
eh gigi jatoh can put back what! no problem! :p

[WOOHOO]

hahaha you sure you pak or you datok? i think more like a datok who raps! i not in any of the categories you mentioned! :D

eh gigi jatoh can put back what! no problem! :p
Dentures...........:eek:
Lucky rams :p

[sluttymistress]

Dentures...........:eek:
Lucky rams :p

hahahaha what has dentures gotta do with Rams again :confused:

[dirtyhairy]

hahaha you sure you pak or you datok? i think more like a datok who raps! i not in any of the categories you mentioned! eh gigi jatoh can put back what! no problem! :p

Dentures.........Lucky rams :p


hahahaha what has dentures gotta do with Rams again :confused:

Alamak SM and WH...forgive elderly me
Uncle DirtyHairy now so old aledi
everything...ala brain almost mati except me kkc, hokkien for didi
so do not quite understand the coded musings from thee
datok... rams... fallen gigi...
apa itu semua...or "nehhee...nehhee"
which in Ah Neh lingo means Lu Gong Si Mi?:D

[sluttymistress]

Alamak SM and WH...forgive elderly me
Uncle DirtyHairy now so old aledi
everything...ala brain almost mati except me kkc, hokkien for didi
so do not quite understand the coded musings from thee
datok... rams... fallen gigi...
apa itu semua...or "nehhee...nehhee"
which in Ah Neh lingo means Lu Gong Si Mi?:D

uncle DH, i really suspect you're a professional rapper! :D

[dirtyhairy]

uncle DH, i really suspect you're a professional rapper! :D

Why Nyonya SM...you're so clever
to suspect Uncle DH to be professional rapper
Yes, indeed I am one but with a "w" making it wrapper
You see, it's part of my job as this forum's horniest roti seller:D

[sluttymistress]

Why Nyonya SM...you're so clever
to suspect Uncle DH to be professional rapper
Yes, indeed I am one but with a "w" making it wrapper
You see, it's part of my job as this forum's horniest roti seller:D

eh.. hmm.. how come you know i'm nonya ah? i made no mention abt it! you sell what roti? i want! hahaha :D

[dirtyhairy]

eh.. hmm.. how come you know i'm nonya ah? i made no mention abt it! you sell what roti? i want! hahaha :D

First, my apologies to TS ChuiKway or Kodok Jilat for hijacking his thread
But what to do since this is expected when it is about non-halal juice n sex

Back to Nyonya Slutty Mistress who asked how I know she’s a female BaBa
Adding what roti Uncle DH sells, and perhaps a taste of it she might wanna

If you've read my earlier threads, me roti comes in a good, healthy variety
But my specialty of course is my heavenly “SS” roti,
Once eaten, all horny and twice randy
This is why it has been classified by NEA as RA or “Roti for Adults” only,
But too troublesome, so we no longer sell them in our bakery
However, we do bake occasionally n I do give free, especially to sexy ladies
In case you wonder what is SS roti,
It stands for So Shiok or Sipeh Song to my Hokkien buddies
Aptly so, since one reportedly gets sexily high and itchy,
especially when taken, accompanied with wine and eaten hot and crispy
So to Sis SM de Dondang Sayang, DirtyHairy can bake you d special SS roti
Just tell me, when,where and how Uncle DH can make a personal delivery:D

[JuicynSpicyLady]

Dear bro,
I like the way you replied, thanks for appreciating those ladies who are squirters are out, is indeed a GEM to those men who are so LUCKIEST to be able to find such GEM squirt ladies. Good day.


I muz admit, ladies wif squirtin abilities is indeed a rare find and i shud say humans wif ertraordiinary capabilities. If ur partner can squirt, ple treasure and appreciate her coz by far.. ur e luckiest men on bed arnd..

[sluttymistress]

First, my apologies to TS ChuiKway or Kodok Jilat for hijacking his thread
But what to do since this is expected when it is about non-halal juice n sex

Back to Nyonya Slutty Mistress who asked how I know she’s a female BaBa
Adding what roti Uncle DH sells, and perhaps a taste of it she might wanna

If you've read my earlier threads, me roti comes in a good, healthy variety
But my specialty of course is my heavenly “SS” roti,
Once eaten, all horny and twice randy
This is why it has been classified by NEA as RA or “Roti for Adults” only,
But too troublesome, so we no longer sell them in our bakery
However, we do bake occasionally n I do give free, especially to sexy ladies
In case you wonder what is SS roti,
It stands for So Shiok or Sipeh Song to my Hokkien buddies
Aptly so, since one reportedly gets sexily high and itchy,
especially when taken, accompanied with wine and eaten hot and crispy
So to Sis SM de Dondang Sayang, DirtyHairy can bake you d special SS roti
Just tell me, when,where and how Uncle DH can make a personal delivery:D

got personal delivery for roti! hahaha :D

[Delorean]

got personal delivery for roti! hahaha :D

yeah :D :D :D