Mrt Freebies!!!

[staylucky]

I'm sure lots of brothers here are mostly no molesters and tiko but on a squeezy MRT its you being "OFFERED" something heehee. So might wanna share your experiences here.

I have a few experiences but shall mention the recent one while i can still remember it hee.

I was standing near to the MRT door and when its about to close, 2 young and cute girls came dashing in, and 1 of them happened to squeeze her nice young boobs against my arms, at this point of time i must say something "I'M INNOCENT!!! :P" i was very surprised myself, then i noticed she telling her friend something and they started giggling away, i wonder if its about the incident. Really a lovely girl, too bad i don't have balls to go know her. :(

[lurfuk]

Haha. Why you don't try? Say it politely, you may have a change. :rolleyes: We are more open now, right?

[euphoria777]

Just say..."excuse me miss, if you don't mind, your breast is pressing against my arms. Not that I really mind, but it is making me very uncomfortable in my pant.." :p

[BigGuy]

Just say..."excuse me miss, if you don't mind, your breast is pressing against my arms. Not that I really mind, but it is making me very uncomfortable in my pant.." :p

U really dare say this bo...hahahahaha......i dun dared but would say sorie u bumped onto me.....then strike conversation.

[lurfuk]

You guy sometime think too much. bro e777 said will have a better chance, just fine tune a bit, may be don't bring out the last part, live it to later stage.

[sg_boytoy]

i always make it a point to stand near the door with the most cute girls when the train approaches. I always give way to them so that i'm near the door when the door closes.

But try as I might, I always never score, the most is some office girl brush her bum against my legs, but never kenah boobs, sigh...

[euphoria777]

U really dare say this bo....

I dare....in Saigon....when they dun understand me at all!!!! hahaha :D

[euphoria777]

But try as I might, I always never score, the most is some office girl brush her bum against my legs, but never kenah boobs, sigh...

You should try taking Tiger Airways with all the Viet gals....
When the door open, they push all they have onto you....never enjoy at all, all I wanted was to give them an elbow in their face.!!! :mad:

[BigGuy]

I dare....in Saigon....when they dun understand me at all!!!! hahaha :D


hahahaha....expected this answer from you somehow......

[sg_boytoy]

You should try taking Tiger Airways with all the Viet gals....
When the door open, they push all they have onto you....never enjoy at all, all I wanted was to give them an elbow in their face.!!! :mad:

Tiger Airways ah? Go vietnam and where else got ah? Cheap or not the airfare? MRT different feeling mah, mostly office girls in tight skirts and translucent blouses. Somemore can use EZ link card, we're on a tighter budget than the budget airlines, ke ke ke :p

[c0mawhite]

You should try taking Tiger Airways with all the Viet gals....
When the door open, they push all they have onto you....never enjoy at all, all I wanted was to give them an elbow in their face.!!! :mad:

ya, like taking bus with a bunch of market aunties, knn one

[Power]

[QUOTE=euphoria777]Just say..."excuse me miss, if you don't mind, your breast is pressing against my arms. Not that I really mind, but it is making me very uncomfortable in my pant.."

Correction. Should say r u into arcade games cause you jus teased my joystick.....ha ha....Jus kidding hor.

[daryl76]

ya, like taking bus with a bunch of market aunties, knn one

ya... recently not driving anymore so taking bus/mrt
quite shiok, but not with those aunties though... kaoz, carry things den put them on the seat beside them, den sit outside... all dun need to sit liao, while standing up can rub didi into their face or not ah? hahahahha btw, PM u for points ah? swee, hows the waiting list?

[c0mawhite]

ya... recently not driving anymore so taking bus/mrt
quite shiok, but not with those aunties though... kaoz, carry things den put them on the seat beside them, den sit outside... all dun need to sit liao, while standing up can rub didi into their face or not ah? hahahahha btw, PM u for points ah? swee, hows the waiting list?

i think i regret liao, still got 30+ more, n i'm trying to keep my promise. fukking hell man. actually i meant taking tigerairways is like taking bus, no seat allotment, go up go down worst than bus or mrt man

[daryl76]

i think i regret liao, still got 30+ more, n i'm trying to keep my promise. fukking hell man. actually i meant taking tigerairways is like taking bus, no seat allotment, go up go down worst than bus or mrt man

haha so bad ah??? so many? i still have 5 or 6 only, phew...
tigerairways so bad ah? lucky i didnt wanna take plane from there, if not i sure die... cant take too small planes, yucks!!!!!!!!!!

[euphoria777]

.. cant take too small planes, yucks!!!!!!!!!!

just to clarify...the plane is not unusually small, its an airbus, same as garuda and other airlines for short trips, 3 seats on each side.
the problem is with the passengers.....i thought singaporean already very kiasu....then i see the viets...fainted.
the most annoying is the handphone part.....even with the stewardess repeating herself countless times, these idiots will continue to call even when the plane is rolling on the runway....feel like slapping them! :mad:

sorry threadstarter....me way off topic...pai seh.

[MoonBlaze]

ya... recently not driving anymore so taking bus/mrt
quite shiok, but not with those aunties though... kaoz, carry things den put them on the seat beside them, den sit outside... all dun need to sit liaoMachiam like thry paying for fare of 2....
Aunites will always be aunties....i prefer to term them obasan

while standing up can rub didi into their face or not ah? hahahahha btw, PM u for points ah? swee, hows the waiting list?Bro, you do whatever you want but dun think it is worth it....it think there will greater satisfaction to turn around and fart them in the face. Yes, fart as break wind. :p

[c0mawhite]

haha so bad ah??? so many? i still have 5 or 6 only, phew...
tigerairways so bad ah? lucky i didnt wanna take plane from there, if not i sure die... cant take too small planes, yucks!!!!!!!!!!

cheapo airlines, jetstar is the best. the plane not too small la, u haven take fokker yet, knn, switch on fan also will experience turbulence man! :eek:

[staylucky]

Wow didn't know all you brothers reply so fast, its just a few hours difference haha. Well if i were to say I'm feeling uncomfortable in my pants i probably get a good scream beside the ear :P.

The peak hours to take MRT is the best, eventhough you keep your hands to yourself, they still come. *Sigh* sometimes i felt that I'm being taken advantage of LOL.

[daryl76]

oops, sorrie i went off topic oredi oso...
well, true.. nowadays i take MRT quite shiok... alot of pretty gals to see, just tat its too crowded so i dun like... otherwise its damn fine!!!!!!!!!! the gals all wear quite short and when they sit down, very nice to see

[DNAT]

the gals all wear quite short and when they sit down, very nice to see

dun wan lah ... see liao at nite I feel horny then must go silent mob liao :(

[acer3939]

dun wan lah ... see liao at nite I feel horny then must go silent mob liao
So i'll be seeing you on the mrt to habour front bery often keke :p

[Happosai]

Maybe some of you guys might have read about my one off encounter b4, anyway here it goes.

It was one of those days on my way to work in raffles place on a mrt at around 7+ 8. As usual it was very packed, I was standing near the doors with my back leaning against the glass panel. It was so packed that I have to push my back against the glass panel, I cross my arms in front of my chest to prevent people standing in front of me crushing me or my family jewel. At a particular stop more people step in and it was so packed that I was unable to cross my arm and had to put my arms by my side. Standing in front of me was a mid 20s lady in office wear, average look with average body. No hint of sluttyness or horniness, looks like any decent gal on the road. Not drop dead gorgeous but will not embaress you if you bring her out as GF. Anyway as mentioned, it was so packed that I had to put my hand by my side and she was standing really close to me perpendicularlly, her hands was also by her side and needless to say it was very close to my family jewel. i tried to push my butt further in towards the glass panel to avoid any embaressing situation. Along the journey, I was pretty sure I felt something rubbing my jewel in a up and down manner, i tried to dismiss it as accidental as the mrt was moving too but it went on for a while. Naturally, as a full blooded male, my jewel start to swell a little from such disturbances, I'm pretty sure she would have felt it. I was concentrating very hard not to let my jewel swell to rock soild so had to control my breathing. After some stations, some passengers alighted and there was more space. This lady move in further towards the center of the carraige, along the way she turn around and flash me a smile. Wah lau eh, that smile left me shocked and stunned to do anything further but to alight at the next stop.

[staylucky]

Eeewww, my case was sad as she's with another friend and they are giggling away but yours sounds like a signal :P. Try to picture her as curling the finger and ask you to go talk to her lol.

Office ladies are damn attractive, i rather go for older ladies than young girls haha. Those skirts are killers.

[euphoria777]

.... that smile left me shocked and stunned to do anything further but to alight at the next stop.

aiya....should have ask for phone number....
then u will get yourself a fuck mate liao.... :eek:

[daryl76]

dun wan lah ... see liao at nite I feel horny then must go silent mob liao :(

heehee well for something good, to boost the economy of singapore mah
anyway now i am beginning to appreciate taking the MRT oredi, though i still hate the crowd

[DNAT]

So i'll be seeing you on the mrt to habour front bery often keke :p

not really lor, if rushing to take last ferry and in a hurry, will take cab :) anyway, the cab fare from ***town to *** Front is less than $5

[Looksee]

not really lor, if rushing to take last ferry and in a hurry, will take cab anyway, the cab fare from ***town to *** Front is less than $5

next time call me lah.......i charge u cheaper.....

:D

[sg_boytoy]

Wah lau eh, that smile left me shocked and stunned to do anything further but to alight at the next stop.

Brother Happosai, she probably thinking "Hah, molested you liao, make you gian or not?"

I would love to be in your shoes... ke ke ke :p

[nakamara]

Last week while going home from work i'm boarding the train at city hall ma...as u guys know during office hours when u get in the train liao the doors are left open quite long to let the opposite side which has just alighted to rush in right? I was standing against the glass panel when hordes of ppl came rushing in from the 2nd train. LL lor i stand as stright as i can. Then there's this young malay couple in front of me. The girl's back was facing me and the bf was in front of her. Halfway thru the journey, i realised that the minah was almost leaning on me while the bf is further away from her than me. Feel quite puzzled leh...thought that in this situation the bf should hold their gf's waist or what ma...Then i feel her rubbing my didi up n down quite obviously man. Somemore that day i wear boxers...1/2 mari kita liao...i juz closed my eyes and think of whatever ugly girl i've seen to control. When i was alighting, i gave a quick glance back to her and she was giving me this innocent yet seductive look...fuck!! If the bf not there i chiong liao!! End up go home DIY... :mad:

[staylucky]

i realised that the minah was almost leaning on me while the bf is further away from her than me.

If i were you I'll give her the feel of a full erection, btw is she pretty and good figure? :P Wahwah too bad i don't get to take MRT during the peak period cause my home is damn close to my workplace hee.

[kevric]

Wow.. Not bad leh.. MRT oso got such experience..

Last time always take MRTs oso dun hav. :(

[Happosai]

Bro Euphoria777 : I'm a old man with a weak heart, dont dare to approach her lah, latter she scream molest then seow leow, can eat Changi "nas lemak" everyday leow. Donno that smile is come get me smile or haha I molested you smile....

[nakamara]

If i were you I'll give her the feel of a full erection, btw is she pretty and good figure? :P Wahwah too bad i don't get to take MRT during the peak period cause my home is damn close to my workplace hee.

not bad la...the fair fair type...quite SYT...and her ass is really perky sia...she really knows how to 'flaunt' her assets! haha!

[euphoria777]

Bro Euphoria777 : I'm a old man with a weak heart, dont dare to approach her lah, latter she scream molest then seow leow, can eat Changi "nas lemak" everyday leow. Donno that smile is come get me smile or haha I molested you smile....

maybe she like old man leh.....
well, there's a saying, u never try u never know.... :p

[staylucky]

Wow.. Not bad leh.. MRT oso got such experience..

Last time always take MRTs oso dun hav. :(

Haha, you never experienced anything like that? I think its quite common liao, all the freebies, really wonder if the ladies feels uneasy not sometimes.

[kevric]

Haha, you never experienced anything like that? I think its quite common liao, all the freebies, really wonder if the ladies feels uneasy not sometimes.

Ya manz.. after a few yrs taking public transport, nothing like this happen before to me. haiz.. now have car liao even no chance manz.

Maybe last time take MRT never hav the chance to be in the peak period so no chance lor... :D

[KingBong]

Not BS, i kena rubba left and right by 2 diff OL one morning. Just stand there like nothing happen. One was quite matured looking and the other young. Told myself it was accidental but how come they didnt shift away.

[silk_magic]

All these are very common with people pressing against you but I have yet to experience people rubbing my didi. The most I had experienced before was this office lady breast pushing against my back. I think she is a C or a D.