Morning Marikita but need to pee...

[lasupkia]

Most bros I'm sure have this problem sometimes. Morning marikita but need to pee. With the type of sitting toilet bowl, how to pee when the didi is pointing to the sky. Bend it down and will feel uncomfortable. Not easy to aim with a hardon also.
I recently learned a way to "soften" the problem.
A simple yoga technique.
Let's see how many interested try this solution.

[kurayami]

ROFL!!! i lean my hands against the wall (imagine 45 degree incline) towards the toilet bowl and just let go. hahaha.
But gd question.
nvr cease to learn/amazed in sbf everyday :D

[badder]

Left hand on wall, right hand aiming down, slight crouch and pee. :o

[lasupkia]

Hand on wall and press down method sometimes make a mess on the lid.
I recently tried this way few times and it worked for me. Left thumb n index finger hold the right earlobe. Right thumb n index finger hold the left earlobe. With your legs 2 feet apart, do a full squat 7 times. Breathe in when squatting down n out when standing up. This reduces excess blood from didi.
Yes, most of us naughty kids did this as punishment in school. But this is actually a yoga method.
Try it n feedback pls.

[nuclearkid]

Hand on wall and press down method sometimes make a mess on the lid.
I recently tried this way few times and it worked for me. Left thumb n index finger hold the right earlobe. Right thumb n index finger hold the left earlobe. With your legs 2 feet apart, do a full squat 7 times. Breathe in when squatting down n out when standing up. This reduces excess blood from didi.
Yes, most of us naughty kids did this as punishment in school. But this is actually a yoga method.
Try it n feedback pls.

My friend recommended a similar method to yours...left hand hold the right testicle, right hand touch the left kneecap. Do a head stand and aim. Gosh, if you are concerned about making a mess, just pee in the sink! :D

[ludwig19]

I just go into the shower stall and let go....wats with all the squats and earlobe holding hahaa

[Topup]

Wah lau! This thread really make me laugh!!! Damn funny responses! :p

[lasupkia]

Wah lau! This thread really make me laugh!!! Damn funny responses! :p
Yes. It's always good to have a nice laugh to brighten our day.

[fictionman]

ROFL!!! i lean my hands against the wall (imagine 45 degree incline) towards the toilet bowl and just let go. hahaha.
But gd question.
nvr cease to learn/amazed in sbf everyday :D

Same technique bro but stimes "aim" abit off course haha

[Turtle]

Left hand on wall, right hand aiming down, slight crouch and pee. :o

i the other way.. right hand on wall, left hand aim. but that's when i younger.
now no such problem... must find and pull him out :p

[JavX]

To avoid making a mess....i just sit down on toilet bowl and aim downwards...Its a very clean & easy solution

[fictionman]

To avoid making a mess....i just sit down on toilet bowl and aim downwards...Its a very clean & easy solution

Stimes de cock too hard to make it point downwards haha

[sta1100]

Never have this as a problem just aim yr gun lower.

[darklordV]

I just stand further away from the toilet bowl and pour water if there's a mess :p

[Jtjan]

Super funny thread.

My method:
Shoot towards the sky in an arc so the pee still lands inside the toilet bowl.
Imagine half a MacDonald Arc. It's physics!

Otherwise, just wait for erection to come down lo

[ah rat]

Just press down yours dick & aim at the toilet bowl.After urine came out,it will go soften :D

[Bigthorn]

Hahaha...damn funny. Thanks guys for brightening up my day.

[warresg]

find a girl to relieve your steam first den u can go pee when u no longer hard. :D

[hokkienguy]

steam good wat? dun steam then scare! :D

[Tnuc111]

How to pee while having a hard-on :confused:
Share a learned article with 8 interesting positions complete with pictures:

The Flying Wallenda
Strong Arming
The Lunge
Downward Dog
The Plank
The Girly Man
Leg Up
The Superman

http://www.magicbluepill.com/hax/peeing.html

I like the last position "The Superman" best as it is
"Up Up (your little bro) and Away (with the Urine)"

Also, a word of caution, don't do sit up while in position 1 - The Flying Wallenda. :p

Have a good extended weekend.

[lasupkia]

How to pee while having a hard-on :confused:
Share a learned article with 8 interesting positions complete with pictures:

The Flying Wallenda
Strong Arming
The Lunge
Downward Dog
The Plank
The Girly Man
Leg Up
The Superman

http://www.magicbluepill.com/hax/peeing.html

I like the last position "The Superman" best as it is
"Up Up (your little bro) and Away (with the Urine)"

Also, a word of caution, don't do sit up while in position 1 - The Flying Wallenda. :p

Have a good extended weekend. This is incredible. Covers nearly every possible scenario of peeing with marikita. Damn creative!

[pyscho77]

"The Plank" works for me... your AOA (Angle Of Attack, fighter jock speak) is optimum and minimize accidental spray onto other areas... ;-)

Will try "The Superman" tomorrow when I wake up and let you know, seems like a good stretch-up warmup in the morning too... ;-)