Poly guy looking for girl fwb

[hersheyscreamy]

SOOO, we could like hang out and stuffs. Maybe relax after a day of studying or something like that.
Senior samsters, what do you think are my statistics of landing a Fwb here? :p

[arjunalee]

xiao di.. you open same thread again? still don't dare find girl in poly ah?

[j.jack44]

Come on boy, what Poly are you from? Scared until must find online like that.

[Johnston]

Senior samsters, what do you think are my statistics of landing a Fwb here? :p

WTF is a Fwb>

And boy, I think you are taking the piss now and you forgotten the proper use of English as it is taught.

But nevermind your not here to get an English lesson

The answer:
As the current rate of demand for Female FBs is -- cancel out

AH beng Mode:
AH boy ah! U wan to find wat shit fuckbuddy don't come to such tiko place like SBF lah.... all confirm tiko wan de, every woman in the place sure ask before and every nick even sound like woman also got 200 people ask b4.... u think your chance high is it?

Ok done:D

[<<totally>>]

Fwb according to my abbrevation list represents Friends With Benefits. Whether it is what I thought, you have to check back with 小朋友. :D

[Johnston]

Fwb according to my abbrevation list represents Friends With Benefits.

Fuck that noise

Call it like it is

Fuck Buddy. ;)

[<<totally>>]

Neh!! Fuck buddy is represented by Fb. Dun believed me, you can do a search. Hard facts dun change overnight.

Btw " fuck that noise " referring to? Or something like "knnbccb" a slang. I thought you say you going to sleep after finishing those pms seeking photos at your thread.

After you finished your drink, turn in early as you have quite a day. :D

[Johnston]

Fuck that noise - is American English and the general Singapore equivalents

Nb lah kpkb so much

or

Nb la jin noisy de

no prombelsm , I only whacking one small Heineken, small potatoe.... later must do at least a double peg before sleep :D

[<<totally>>]

Suddenly got caught by that welcome greeting of urs. Got me a moment as we knew each other not long. However I choose to see it as how close friend call out to each other.

Din know you can hold your liquor. :D

[hersheyscreamy]

hahaha walao. I always thought my english damn tokkong. UNTIL johnston pointed out my last sentence :D
Its not that i cannot find girls to find out with. its more of like dont know how to approach that matter, and a little apprehensive if it didnt turn out well. So, I thought I might as well post it here and be direct with a mutual partner mah. :)

[Johnston]

*laughs malevolently

I forgotten more about england than a lot of youngster know....
In my younger day i could pretend to be E Lit major and try to sian uni gal... Sianing online no problem, meeting got problem....

Seriously wtf were u thinking lah.....

Ask yourself what is it that u want
Sex.? Love?
Free sex? Love no sex?

And then come back here...:D

[hersheyscreamy]

hahaha now the problem is a lot of girls go out, then keep using phone. talk to them also hard.
I think it would be NSA. Having a girlfriend really a heap of troubles in poly. Thats what i think. haha

[Johnston]

hahaha now the problem is a lot of girls go out, then keep using phone. talk to them also hard.
I think it would be NSA. Having a girlfriend really a heap of troubles in poly. Thats what i think. haha

Fuck me.

And this then, is how far the standard of English has fallen in this country's tertiary education institutions? My stars.....

Properly rendered:
These days the problem is a lot of girls keep using their phone when they are out and about town. It's very difficult to have any face-to-face contact when all they seem to want to do is to keep their noses buried in their phones....

NSA = Untranslatable
Having a girlfriend entails a whole heap of troubles for one who is in a polytechnic now.
These then are my thoughts on the matter.

Haha.

LOLOLOLOLO WTF FOW CAN:D

[arjunalee]

wow.. Johnston england sibei ho... :eek:

[hersheyscreamy]

hahaha cannot win already. I just realized i posted a double thread...
korkors, pls share how your first exp initiating a FB r/s :D

[xpinkyx-moment]

hahaha now the problem is a lot of girls go out, then keep using phone. talk to them also hard.
I think it would be NSA. Having a girlfriend really a heap of troubles in poly. Thats what i think. haha


Then use ur charms to let them put away their phone infront of u lo !!
But gals who are always using phone , most probably bo chance laio , check they are attached or someone they like .

normally single gal , dun always check their phones de . unless got happening groups chats lolz .

[hersheyscreamy]

Then use ur charms to let them put away their phone infront of u lo !!
But gals who are always using phone , most probably bo chance laio , check they are attached or someone they like .

normally single gal , dun always check their phones de . unless got happening groups chats lolz .

hello pinkymoment. this is actually the double thread i was talking about :)
its like i already asked the girl out la, then throughout the whole day she just keep using her phone. hahahah share your exp sis!

[arjunalee]

hello pinkymoment. this is actually the double thread i was talking about :)
its like i already asked the girl out la, then throughout the whole day she just keep using her phone. hahahah share your exp sis!

xiao di.. actually if girls keep using her phone most likely she is single.. meaning she is fishing around with many guys msg ing her.. but if you can bring out some great topics that catch her attention, she may focus on u..

to follow up my prev comment, 500 is just an example.. with money, u will be easier to get FB.. if u want more budget, thats depends on ur skill and charisma.. there still long way for u to learn... I remember i got my first FB when i am still 18.. I learn from a fat brother who got damn lot FB although he is fat n no money...

arjuna still in good mood to share

[xpinkyx-moment]

xiao di.. actually if girls keep using her phone most likely she is single.. meaning she is fishing around with many guys msg ing her.. but if you can bring out some great topics that catch her attention, she may focus on u..



Ya Bro u must bring out some good topics , else the gal very bored de .

keep texting means single ??? :eek:
really meh ? I only reply to my dear dear's msg eh ~ Dun tell mi i'm the only one lolz ...
Others guys msg i only see see reply awhile ,then I MIA laio lolz .
Unless is important groups project msg then I reply .

Then u must see lo , when the gal texting , her mouth got smile till the eyes become 1 line not .. got de hua ~ must be got target laio ..
If jus text text but no smile and very busy , then maybe like wat arjunlee said fishing lo .

[hersheyscreamy]

hahah she is single. she was actually my "ex" last time. but last time we young what, didnt even do anything at all. And if im not wrong, she chats in the class w/a group regularly. like some addict.

@arjunalee we got go out watch movie alone before. but how to even start things in the theaters? :confused: hahah korkor today so kind to share

[Johnston]

*descends from heaven

Behold a Great Red Dragon come in for a while;)

Boy....no magic formula to get fb.. Nothing to do with money, looks or education....

Limpeh n level dropout somehow dont know how fish a nus master degree grad to be fb last time..... Buy gifts etc, but i buy cheapo stuff she buy exp stuff

Of course the ability to write some sort tang poems and do clever discussions also help....

But back to you. There is no magic formula also to have cinema hanky panky.. One indicator is level of physical intimacy before go in, does she let u hug hug touch touch etc or you touch her like smelly ah neh touch her she don wan

No 1 = gtg. No 2 = congrat u just buy her a free movie tix

[Cutiebaby]

TS, poly don't have Meimei meh? Come until here find thought poly Meimei is very SYT and very fashion cum open nowadays, isn't you not handsome enough to attract them. Just kidding. My one cent thought.

[hersheyscreamy]

@Cutiebaby hahaha but its like how to even approach this topic with the girls? :confused:

@johnston power la you. i think i essentially have been buying too many free tix for people :( i never use that indicator. i think i too shy HAHA

[arjunalee]

@Cutiebaby hahaha but its like how to even approach this topic with the girls? :confused:

@johnston power la you. i think i essentially have been buying too many free tix for people :( i never use that indicator. i think i too shy HAHA

watching movie is a boring move.. u wasted 2 hrs inside cinema without much interaction with her.. think what the girls like and want, then bring them to those places.. pampered them..

[xpinkyx-moment]

TS, poly don't have Meimei meh? Come until here find thought poly Meimei is very SYT and very fashion cum open nowadays, isn't you not handsome enough to attract them. Just kidding. My one cent thought.

LOL ~ ppl shy ba ~
u pour cold water on him wor lolz ~ haha

[HCKing]

poly no girls meh? need to come here n find fb? :eek:

[xpinkyx-moment]

TS, poly don't have Meimei meh? Come until here find thought poly Meimei is very SYT and very fashion cum open nowadays, isn't you not handsome enough to attract them. Just kidding. My one cent thought.

Eh poly gal all very decent de leh .. All guai guai de ... Like me :D:D
That's why guys hard to understand gals maybe lololz

[xpinkyx-moment]

watching movie is a boring move.. u wasted 2 hrs inside cinema without much interaction with her.. think what the girls like and want, then bring them to those places.. pampered them..

It's a boring move , but is a good start lolz ... Don't scare her away ma ...
But communications plays important parts lolz ... Most impt find a same hobby lo .. I don't think "sex" can categorize it as hobby lol.

Depend how the guy talk lo ..sometym guys are really bored lolz ..
I rather go LAN shop play game with them to waste tyms ..

[DegenerationX]

Haiz. Why study poly must come here look for gals? Poly was such a fun place during my days. What has it become now? :eek:

When I was in poly, I had such great fun. Almost every week got chalet. My virgin experience in MMF, FFM were all during poly. Nowadays young boys all study too much become nerds and dun know how to sian charbor?

What has our education system done to our boys? :confused:

[arjunalee]

Haiz. Why study poly must come here look for gals? Poly was such a fun place during my days. What has it become now? :eek:

When I was in poly, I had such great fun. Almost every week got chalet. My virgin experience in MMF, FFM were all during poly. Nowadays young boys all study too much become nerds and dun know how to sian charbor?

What has our education system done to our boys? :confused:

Study too much meh? I saw many news about parents pampered them too much.. a bit kanna hit complain kao pek kao bu... our era last time is we scared teacher becoz parents will scold if we do wrong.. nowadays is "to peng" (opposite) one... Feel sad with these kind of environment nowadays..

[xpinkyx-moment]

Haiz. Why study poly must come here look for gals? Poly was such a fun place during my days. What has it become now? :eek:

When I was in poly, I had such great fun. Almost every week got chalet. My virgin experience in MMF, FFM were all during poly. Nowadays young boys all study too much become nerds and dun know how to sian charbor?

What has our education system done to our boys? :confused:

Bo Bian , 90's generation de gal like smart guys ...
That's why all the boy very hardworking study , until gt IQ no EQ .

[aceaceguy]

Eh poly gal all very decent de leh .. All guai guai de ... Like me :D:D
That's why guys hard to understand gals maybe lololz

Really hard to understand! :rolleyes:

Guai gals are surfing sex forum :eek:

[aceaceguy]

Haiz. Why study poly must come here look for gals? Poly was such a fun place during my days. What has it become now? :eek:

When I was in poly, I had such great fun. Almost every week got chalet. My virgin experience in MMF, FFM were all during poly. Nowadays young boys all study too much become nerds and dun know how to sian charbor?

What has our education system done to our boys? :confused:

Wow, dx so happening ar? ;)

I'm still a virgin :D

[PPGirl]

Really hard to understand! :rolleyes:

Guai gals are surfing sex forum :eek:

are u chaking her? :D

Later she will say guai girls cant surf forum meh? LoLz

[aceaceguy]

are u chaking her? :D

Later she will say guai girls cant surf forum meh? LoLz

Forum ok but sbf is sex forum.

Just surprised that sbf is for guai gals :D

[xpinkyx-moment]

Really hard to understand! :rolleyes:

Guai gals are surfing sex forum :eek:

Rebellion gal ma ... Outside look guai .. Inside heart not guai lolz ..
Tats why lo , 90's gal very ma fan de lolz ..

Must see who gt tat power to make them turn guai or turn bad again lol ..

[xpinkyx-moment]

Forum ok but sbf is sex forum.

Just surprised that sbf is for guai gals :D

Eh ~ don't like tat bully mi eh ... Guai gals curious ma ...
Wanna learn wat type of humans are there lolz .

Curious kill a cat , but better don't let the cat scratch tio .. Very pain de ..

[aceaceguy]

Rebellion gal ma ... Outside look guai .. Inside heart not guai lolz ..
Tats why lo , 90's gal very ma fan de lolz ..

Must see who gt tat power to make them turn guai or turn bad again lol ..

Turn good or bad is up to your own choice, no one call force u ;)

Just be careful here, look up 'my experience in finding sugar daddy thread' in matters of the heart and hope u learn something there :)

[aceaceguy]

Eh ~ don't like tat bully mi eh ... Guai gals curious ma ...
Wanna learn wat type of humans are there lolz .

Curious kill a cat , but better don't let the cat scratch tio .. Very pain de ..

Learn kamasutra here is easier than learning human nature here ;)

U must get hurt first then u can learn, are u ready for that :p

[xpinkyx-moment]

Learn kamasutra here is easier than learning human nature here ;)

U must get hurt first then u can learn, are u ready for that :p

Lol , don't anyhow anyhow lolz ...

[xpinkyx-moment]

Turn good or bad is up to your own choice, no one call force u ;)

Just be careful here, look up 'my experience in finding sugar daddy thread' in matters of the heart and hope u learn something there :)

True , that's why must see I willing to turn good or turn bad lo ..

But I believe one word , 人坏心不坏。
心坏的人我没兴趣。

[Johnston]

It also requires some wits.... like this kind of shit

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=389244&page=3

Me: Ya, wait ah. I show you.
Yv: okok show me quick.
Me: (Taking out my hp, on the camera and reverse it) Nah, see for yourself, very chio de.
Yv: (The camera was capturing herself) Yee, you hor.


You cant make this shit up :)

[aceaceguy]

true , that's why must see i willing to turn good or turn bad lo ..

But i believe one word , 人坏心不坏。
心坏的人我没兴趣。

小妹妹，这世界什么人都有 , 你还太嫩了。

[arjunalee]

It also requires some wits.... like this kind of shit

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=389244&page=3

Me: Ya, wait ah. I show you.
Yv: okok show me quick.
Me: (Taking out my hp, on the camera and reverse it) Nah, see for yourself, very chio de.
Yv: (The camera was capturing herself) Yee, you hor.


You cant make this shit up :)

nice one bro... additional move for me... hahaha

[xuanz]

Poly so many you mai. You come here and try to hook a tranny. Yao siew.

[Johnston]

watching movie is a boring move.. u wasted 2 hrs inside cinema without much interaction with her.. ..

Where got waste.... if you played cards right is a 2 hours BBBJ/HJ and if you daring enough FJ :)

for the price of 7$

:D

Where got such deal man!!!!!

[xpinkyx-moment]

小妹妹，这世界什么人都有 , 你还太嫩了。

小妹妹我懂这世上什么人都有，所以我才要来看看世上所有坏人有几个好的啊哈哈哈。

[aceaceguy]

小妹妹我懂这世上什么人都有，所以我才要来看看世上所有坏人有几个好的啊哈哈哈。

好的，祝你好运。

Enjoy your stay here and take good care of yourself ;)

[Johnston]

Rawrs

The Great Red Dragon is feeling charitable

Ts , you will recieve tang poetry training from me so that in five minutes you can hammer out something that's original yet sounds ancient

Example
Insert name here
How i love your name
It slips easily off one's tongue
Liquid syllables sounding like raindrops on a tin roof
I love the sound of your name

I say it everyday
So that i wont forget it
To embed it deeper into myself
When i am tired, lost, or down
I think of you and
I am restored

Insert name here
Why do i love you?
I would tell you
But i cant
Why?

Because words are not enough to describe
You.
So then, take my hand -
Come with me

Thus then when we are together
No words need be said
Because
I have you and you have me

One last thing before i must go
FULL NAME HERE
i
Love
You.


Gosh i love myself ;)

[DegenerationX]

Wow, dx so happening ar? ;)

I'm still a virgin :D

I always very happening de leh. :D

[xpinkyx-moment]

Rawrs

The Great Red Dragon is feeling charitable

Ts , you will recieve tang poetry training from me so that in five minutes you can hammer out something that's original yet sounds ancient

Example
Insert name here
How i love your name
It slips easily off one's tongue
Liquid syllables sounding like raindrops on a tin roof
I love the sound of your name

I say it everyday
So that i wont forget it
To embed it deeper into myself
When i am tired, lost, or down
I think of you and
I am restored

Insert name here
Why do i love you?
I would tell you
But i cant
Why?

Because words are not enough to describe
You.
So then, take my hand -
Come with me

Thus then when we are together
No words need be said
Because
I have you and you have me

One last thing before i must go
FULL NAME HERE
i
Love
You.


Gosh i love myself ;)


Understood =D but read try it in a reverse way ...

What your inner meaning was EVERYONE in this world is SELFISH lolz .

*when together actions are more impt then words ,
*when not together actions can't be seen/feel anymore , words really plays a impt part .
So dun be shy to show some "love" , if the person is not with you physically , coz the person will lost/down/tired lolz .

[WOOHOO]

I always very happening de leh. :D

ya lo happen to be in right?? wahahahaha

[Johnston]

Fuck me upside down

Ts got offer of free training he bo hiew

U see hor, the fuck problem is can sian out, its the actual date thats the problem no money to blanja the atas restaurant, give shiney things, etc.....

In the end even clever uni gal all turn out to be super money face so sibei sian

Love wont help if your food is cold:D

[hersheyscreamy]

paisei la johnston, got time to see your post, but no time reply. exam period mah. hahahha
but really =, maintaining a gf in poly not simple. thats why i think FB could be quite fun :D

[<<totally>>]

U see hor, the fuck problem is can sian out, its the actual date thats the problem no money to blanja the atas restaurant, give shiney things, etc.....

Love wont help if your food is cold:DI dun see that as your problem.. Mai lai gay siao. :D

[Johnston]

I dun see that as your problem.. Mai lai gay siao. :D

its a goddamned problem when the girl is so clever but don't know why even got carrot head offer up or bao offer she ignore /on

but still work as escort.... damn sian...

no.

not her.