first impression

[hardpoke]

tmd.. everyone got thread, i also want to start one! :p

but really, i think this matters a lot too.. first impressions, be it through looks, gestures, or words they say.. be it for date, sex, business, or whatsoever.. what do guys look out for in girls, and what do girls look out for in guys? fill in your views and opinions bah! :D

but please refrain from being too hurting with your comments ok? peace thread.. ;)

[bigbrudder]

I think other the cliché on looks, style .... etc, having a bit of humour and humility won't hurt.

[hardpoke]

i go for the face first, but more for a confident look.. there is this aura when a girl looks confident.. sibei attractive..
then move south to the mountains.. a firm but natural B/C cup would be perfect.. D onwards are scary.. i almost got suffocated once by a D cup.. lol.. she thought i enjoying when i struggled.. :o
after that i look at their walking style.. no particular styles i like, but i will get turned off by those who walk like they got balls in between.. otherwise all quite ok.. :p

these are what i look out for in my "targets".. but for paid sex, it is entirely different.. lol

first i will look at their armpit, filter off those with armpit bush.. haha.. used to kena in CP, wah sibei turn off..
after that, i look at boobs.. again my standard of firm but natural B/C cup would be preferred.. boobs more impt than look because i realise they like to dim the light until almost darkness.. can't see much of the face liao.. might as well enjoy the touch..
lastly the figure.. again, this is the weakness of all man.. if you are paying for it, you want the nicest.. so find a chio one preferably with long hair.. the riding part, if still visible after dimming of lights, coupled with the firm B/C cup is damn attractive.. woot~ :D

[bigbrudder]

Wah! So detailed. As long as got no fake boobs, not too ugly or obese, good enough. The attitude and the friendliness counts more ... not choosing a partner lah.

[hardpoke]

oh ya.. fake boobs turn me off a lot.. like holding two packets of plasticine.. scare press liao will change shape.. lol.. :p

[discordpiggy]

oh ya.. fake boobs turn me off a lot.. like holding two packets of plasticine.. scare press liao will change shape.. lol.. :p

press liao! burst ah! or too stiff! the shape is standard shape one.

but wait now got new technology in PS. the breast is use fatty tissue to pump in. so definitely is REAL FEEL!

u go find.. sure 100% good feel one! :D :D :D

[ah rat]

press liao! burst ah! or too stiff! the shape is standard shape one.


u go find.. sure 100% good feel one! :D :D :D

U have one for me to teh :D

[hardpoke]

press liao! burst ah! or too stiff! the shape is standard shape one.

but wait now got new technology in PS. the breast is use fatty tissue to pump in. so definitely is REAL FEEL!

u go find.. sure 100% good feel one! :D :D :D
if that kind cannot tell one, then ok lar.. those hard hard de very turn off.. during missionary, cannot see the neh got ripple effect.. no shiok.. LOL :p

[XxSephirothxX]

Someone who knows how to dress herself up definitely catches my attention. A bubbly character would be a bonus.

[hardpoke]

Someone who knows how to dress herself up definitely catches my attention. A bubbly character would be a bonus.
dress up like how? got lobang to see that kind? :D

i like those body hugging outfits showing the curves, nothing to see but everything to imagine.. :rolleyes: something like what a paid date sis wear during one of her date, can see from http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=400181&page=11&highlight= here.. but i prefer in black.. the length also just nice.. when they sit with their legs crossed, fwah! :D

[pleasurehobby]

Personally i find the 'lady aura' of the girl is the most important. Some girls dress like man, talk like man, think like man and behave like man. Those are generally cant connect much from a sexual interaction. There are many ways a girl can behave, but must be like a girl

[hardpoke]

Personally i find the 'lady aura' of the girl is the most important. Some girls dress like man, talk like man, think like man and behave like man. Those are generally cant connect much from a sexual interaction. There are many ways a girl can behave, but must be like a girl
true true.. i used to fancy my buddy's sister, she looks pretty and has quite a nice figure.. but for some reasons, she talks like a man, do things like a man.. like sit with legs open wide, lights up her cigarettes with a "seh" (dunno how to explain this) then throw the box and lighter on the table like how some male smokers do, has no other activities on mind other than go for beer, and most importantly, talks loudly.. my interests jitao die off very fast.. lol.. now when i see her, i dun even look at her figure.. that's how turned off i got..

[Putin]

A bubbly character would be a bonus.

For me this is what i look for ;)

[simontan5522]

hi TS, nice and warm writing style.
cheers

[hardpoke]

For me this is what i look for ;)
haa! then you can try dating sis bubblebutt.. try searching for her thread Bubbles 2.0.. she is a paid date though, and is plain dating, no sex.. i mean unless you are able to work your way under her skirt lar.. :p

[hardpoke]

hi TS, nice and warm writing style.
cheers
thankews! :) how about sharing your opinions here?

[discordpiggy]

U have one for me to teh :D

alamak! paiseh! I doubt i have. :o

cos mine is super airport! even better than Changi Airport's terminalS!

bor neh for you to teh! roflmao! :D

[discordpiggy]

if that kind cannot tell one, then ok lar.. those hard hard de very turn off.. during missionary, cannot see the neh got ripple effect.. no shiok.. LOL :p

wah lau! simi effect you want?! so difficult to serve! :mad:

CGI ah!? off light pump liao! still want to see?!

you damn waste time le! cut the long story short can pump moar times mah!

21st century now, we talk about speed and ACTION! :D

[hardpoke]

wah lau! simi effect you want?! so difficult to serve! :mad:

CGI ah!? off light pump liao! still want to see?!

you damn waste time le! cut the long story short can pump moar times mah!

21st century now, we talk about speed and ACTION! :D
wah raos, you fast food centre ah.. lol :p so fast and furious.. :eek:

[discordpiggy]

wah raos, you fast food centre ah.. lol :p so fast and furious.. :eek:

aiyo! u this type is rare breed sia! need so much time! 1 day only 24hrs le! i want extra also no, waste time on feel! :eek:

got tits, butts and of cos, that lovely hole for you. onz liao! my era, all change many clothes quickly! still wait and see, good ones others eat liao, wait for you, u no chance to eat ah. i see many cases, mostly in Ridley's and 97, not your time la... :D

Aside: - but honestly, I still missed Ridley's and 97... most of my brothers hang there! sigh! now all lost contact...

[hardpoke]

aiyo! u this type is rare breed sia! need so much time! 1 day only 24hrs le! i want extra also no, waste time on feel! :eek:

got tits, butts and of cos, that lovely hole for you. onz liao! my era, all change many clothes quickly! still wait and see, good ones others eat liao, wait for you, u no chance to eat ah. i see many cases, mostly in Ridley's and 97, not your time la... :D

Aside: - but honestly, I still missed Ridley's and 97... most of my brothers hang there! sigh! now all lost contact...
Ridley's and 97 is what? :confused:

[discordpiggy]

Ridley's and 97 is what? :confused:

See! i belong to aunty era!

Ridley's (in ANA Hotel) and 97 - non existent :(

before Ridley's came under Europa's management, it was way too classy... after which Ridley's was under Europa's management together with Club 97 at International Building...

I see a lot of women got eaten after a couple of drinks... me not pretty... so considered lucky... but i got to know a few male models. can't be bothered with them cos they too good-looking. ugly and good-looking walk together tak match... also i found out what they wanted. so just cut the long story short and don't talk to them anymore.

Club 97 was another story... lucky i am geeky ugly blur queen. yet got girls called me "bimbo" I was so happy! was hanging out with a bunch of "Tai lou" who took care of me by buying me unlimited drinks yet have respect for me... something happened but due to my geeky blur queen nature, I was not the victim LOL! so blessed to be ugly... otherwise... i'll have to clear debts. :D

[hardpoke]

See! i belong to aunty era!

Ridley's (in ANA Hotel) and 97 - non existent :(

before Ridley's came under Europa's management, it was way too classy... after which Ridley's was under Europa's management together with Club 97 at International Building...

I see a lot of women got eaten after a couple of drinks... me not pretty... so considered lucky... but i got to know a few male models. can't be bothered with them cos they too good-looking. ugly and good-looking walk together tak match... also i found out what they wanted. so just cut the long story short and don't talk to them anymore.

Club 97 was another story... lucky i am geeky ugly blur queen. yet got girls called me "bimbo" I was so happy! was hanging out with a bunch of "Tai lou" who took care of me by buying me unlimited drinks yet have respect for me... something happened but due to my geeky blur queen nature, I was not the victim LOL! so blessed to be ugly... otherwise... i'll have to clear debts. :D
lol.. sorry i really dunno all these places.. when i first know about clubbing, it was Sparks, Canto, Music Underground, and Venom.. even then I didn't really club.. :D

when i started clubbing, it was in 2006.. late start.. and i only went to MOS and DBL O.. miss the rubba rubba days.. :rolleyes:

[bigbrudder]

true true.. i used to fancy my buddy's sister, she looks pretty and has quite a nice figure.. but for some reasons, she talks like a man, do things like a man.. like sit with legs open wide, lights up her cigarettes with a "seh" (dunno how to explain this) then throw the box and lighter on the table like how some male smokers do, has no other activities on mind other than go for beer, and most importantly, talks loudly.. my interests jitao die off very fast.. lol.. now when i see her, i dun even look at her figure.. that's how turned off i got..

Have you ever entertained the thought of changing them? The above doesn't sound like character flaw, maybe out of habit cos hanging around too many guys. Why let a potential slip away? ;)

[discordpiggy]

true true.. i used to fancy my buddy's sister, she looks pretty and has quite a nice figure.. but for some reasons, she talks like a man, do things like a man.. like sit with legs open wide, lights up her cigarettes with a "seh" (dunno how to explain this) then throw the box and lighter on the table like how some male smokers do, has no other activities on mind other than go for beer, and most importantly, talks loudly.. my interests jitao die off very fast.. lol.. now when i see her, i dun even look at her figure.. that's how turned off i got..

BRUDDER! i almost missed this!!!

I behaved exactly LIKE THIS GIRL! of cos minus the pretty and nice figure!!!

"...talks like a man, do things like a man.. like sit with legs open wide, lights up her cigarettes with a "seh" (dunno how to explain this) then throw the box and lighter on the table like how some male smokers do..." => this is my STYLE sia!

only thing is I prefer wine to beer. and dont like to talk loudly cos damn rude sia! :D :p

so tomolo we go la kopi ok? u la kopi, I drink champagne! :cool:

Edit: your other reply i go after you later!

[hardpoke]

Have you ever entertained the thought of changing them? The above doesn't sound like character flaw, maybe out of habit cos hanging around too many guys. Why let a potential slip away? ;)
i seriously did think about changing her ways if we get together.. but if I can't even fall for her from the beginning, how to be together? :o

i did try to date her, then she would reply, "come, let's go for beer.." :confused: cannot lar.. lol

[bigbrudder]

i seriously did think about changing her ways if we get together.. but if I can't even fall for her from the beginning, how to be together? :o

i did try to date her, then she would reply, "come, let's go for beer.." :confused: cannot lar.. lol

Come across as trying too hard, I suppose. On this note, you can add elegance to the list for me.

I also cannot imagine if she slap my back hard and said 'yo' ... I can still view them the same way. I am ok with them thrashing me in sports though.

[Krazzie]

First eyes... cause always like to look deep into her eyes when missionary :D

After that boob size... B/C my fav too, but bro don't look down on A size hor... I seen A size bigger than B... just need to find petite girls..... imagine when everything comes off... and my jaw drop so big until my hand cannot fully hold one!!

Then the way she talks and behaves, some girls behave like guys .... if I want to hang out with guys I will just find my bros..

[acidicavex]

My view is legs I like long slender legs....... face can pass OK liao I don't really enjoy having a flower pot with big bouncing titties beside me. But a woman with legs hmmm they look ultra delicious n yummy...... titties "B" will do.

[hardpoke]

First eyes... cause always like to look deep into her eyes when missionary

After that boob size... B/C my fav too, but bro don't look down on A size hor... I seen A size bigger than B... just need to find petite girls..... imagine when everything comes off... and my jaw drop so big until my hand cannot fully hold one!!

Then the way she talks and behaves, some girls behave like guys .... if I want to hang out with guys I will just find my bros..
oh yes! we have something in common! looking in her eyes during missionary.. the look of pleasure really excites, doesn't it? :D

A size bigger than B? :eek: what have I been missing? petite girls not my type.. i'm quite big size, somehow it feels weird bonking someone so small size.. :p

exactly! when u switch group, u look for something different.. i feel you.. ;)

[hardpoke]

My view is legs I like long slender legs....... face can pass OK liao I don't really enjoy having a flower pot with big bouncing titties beside me. But a woman with legs hmmm they look ultra delicious n yummy...... titties "B" will do.
how about long legs short body? :D

[acidicavex]

how about long legs short body? :D

Must be at least proportional la bro lol:D legs long body too short er... look like alien. I don't want flower pots doesn't mean can accept alien lo.:p

[bigbrudder]

how about long legs short body? :D

Sounds like a Barbie doll ... she will probably have difficulty walking and have to lie down all the time. :D

[hardpoke]

Must be at least proportional la bro lol legs long body too short er... look like alien. I don't want flower pots doesn't mean can accept alien lo.

wah raos, if give you chance to bonk alien, will you? i read in the papers some time back, a farmer in China claimed to have sex with alien before.. the authorities put him through lie detector tests and he passed them all! :eek: once in a lifetime experience indeed.. :D

Sounds like a Barbie doll ... she will probably have difficulty walking and have to lie down all the time. :D

:cool: my cousin's barbie dolls ALWAYS lie down when i was playing with them.. you know what i mean? ROFL!

[bigbrudder]

Ken must be having good time when you are playing with your cousin's Barbie. :D


Thought Aliens do only anal probe. :confused:

[hardpoke]

Ken must be having good time when you are playing with your cousin's Barbie. :D


Thought Aliens do only anal probe. :confused:
not too sure about Ken, he's usually watching at one corner.. ROFL

ya, the farmer described the sex was out of this world.. i mean literally, for an alien, it sounds fitting.. :D problem is he passed the lie detector tests! either there are flaws, or it is true liao.. or he simply just look upon his wife as an alien.. haha..

[bigbrudder]

Looks like Ken is not a happy boy ... :D

Have to play with himself all the time.

Another possibility is the pig or the cow was the 'alien'. Someone ought to bring him down to earth ... kekeke

This reminds me of the story of a journalist who covered a story that some farmer claimed to have found the sacred 'mushroom' sought by the Qin emperor. :)

[hardpoke]

Looks like Ken is not a happy boy ... :D

Have to play with himself all the time.

Another possibility is the pig or the cow was the 'alien'. Someone ought to bring him down to earth ... kekeke

This reminds me of the story of a journalist who covered a story that some farmer claimed to have found the sacred 'mushroom' sought by the Qin emperor. :)
sacred mushroom?? lingzhi ah? lol

[discordpiggy]

not too sure about Ken, he's usually watching at one corner.. ROFL

ya, the farmer described the sex was out of this world.. i mean literally, for an alien, it sounds fitting.. :D problem is he passed the lie detector tests! either there are flaws, or it is true liao.. or he simply just look upon his wife as an alien.. haha..

have sex with doll so happy!!! :eek:

next time tell me, I pay to watch! :D

[hardpoke]

have sex with doll so happy!!!

next time tell me, I pay to watch!
wah raos.. who said anything about having sex with dolls? :D

they were lying down because their body too heavy, legs too slim, so cannot stand.. :p

ken was watching at one corner because i dun play with men! :D

[bigbrudder]

sacred mushroom?? lingzhi ah? lol

This is the sacred 'mushroom'.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html

Can anyone be so gullible? Makes me wonder sometimes ...

[hardpoke]

This is the sacred 'mushroom'.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html

Can anyone be so gullible? Makes me wonder sometimes ...
ROFL!!! i wonder that person who found it, did he fantasize about penetrating the "mushroom" since it had a opening that look like a vagina.. LOL :D

sibei kum lan lar!!

[discordpiggy]

This is the sacred 'mushroom'.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html

Can anyone be so gullible? Makes me wonder sometimes ...

you tried it?! :eek: since you know that its male masturbation toy...

[bigbrudder]

you tried it?! :eek: since you know that its male masturbation toy...


Fortunately / unfortunately have not tried it. No need toys lah .... I got Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.

I think I can at least tell the difference between plastic / foam and something organic. Also ... part of the opening look strangely familiar ... don't you think? :D

[bigbrudder]

ROFL!!! i wonder that person who found it, did he fantasize about penetrating the "mushroom" since it had a opening that look like a vagina.. LOL :D

sibei kum lan lar!!

Maybe the fella was trying to get fresh with the reporter ... and the reporter bei zai :)

She looked a bit 农民 ... fresh from the kampong college.

[acidicavex]

wah raos, if give you chance to bonk alien, will you? i read in the papers some time back, a farmer in China claimed to have sex with alien before.. the authorities put him through lie detector tests and he passed them all! :eek: once in a lifetime experience indeed.. :D

No way there was these Hongkong low product RA MOVIE....... 2 aliens male n female came to earth..... male the dicky hard is like a human fist. The female one..... when she reach her high the man dick got bitten off........ :eek: think liao also scare......

[bigbrudder]

No way there was these Hongkong low product RA MOVIE....... 2 aliens male n female came to earth..... male the dicky hard is like a human fist. The female one..... when she reach her high the man dick got bitten off........ :eek: think liao also scare......

Haha ... Some of these Cat III movies are quite funny. When they show the man's dick got bitten off, I am sure every guy's dick will shrink!

There was one with Shu Qi ... the guy got poisoned and need to keep screwing or his bro will explode.

[hardpoke]

No way there was these Hongkong low product RA MOVIE....... 2 aliens male n female came to earth..... male the dicky hard is like a human fist. The female one..... when she reach her high the man dick got bitten off........ :eek: think liao also scare......
never mind, had sex :cool: moreover, it is literally "out of this world" sex.. cool shit!

those CAT III movies bo liao one leh! hahaha.. korean's CAT III more logical and sensual.. :rolleyes:

[hardpoke]

Haha ... Some of these Cat III movies are quite funny. When they show the man's dick got bitten off, I am sure every guy's dick will shrink!

There was one with Shu Qi ... the guy got poisoned and need to keep screwing or his bro will explode.
shuqi meh? i remember a scene like that, those ancient one.. i thought the actress was Wen Hong?

[bigbrudder]

This one ... I think.

http://www.yesasia.com/us/%E7%8E%89%E8%92%B2%E5%9B%A2ii-%E7%8E%89%E5%A5%B3%E5%BF%83%E7%BB%8F-vcd-%E7%BE%8E%E5%9B%BD%E7%89%88/6167-0-0-0-zh_CN/info.html

[hardpoke]

This one ... I think.
i was talking about this..
http://www.chicken8.com/video/11010/yung-hung-movie-sex-scene-part-4.html

[bigbrudder]

i was talking about this..
http://www.chicken8.com/video/11010/yung-hung-movie-sex-scene-part-4.html

Looks like they recycle their ideas all the time. Any fresh ideas for Cat III movie?

[hardpoke]

Looks like they recycle their ideas all the time. Any fresh ideas for Cat III movie?
nothing new to think of.. simi scenarios all see before in CAT III movies liao..

[bigbrudder]

nothing new to think of.. simi scenarios all see before in CAT III movies liao..

I think they can go back to what it was before. Porn in the 70's have got decent props and decent looking actors. So so plots but watchable.

Perhaps the Japanese and korean ones if translated may be better offerings.

[acidicavex]

Hmm cat III or those oldie 70-80s porn from the western one also much better than those now mostly mindless screwing at least the old Retro porn have interesting story. One I always remember will be the porn version love boat or something Lol.:D

[hardpoke]

my favourite is the Erotic Dream or something like that.. by Huang Qiu Sheng.. he kena black magic, then got a ghost appear in his dream, keep having sex with him then ask things from him.. everytime he has sex with her in his dream, he loses something in real life.. that ghost is delicious! :D

[bigbrudder]

They also have interesting titles ... like Saving Ryan's Private. Didn't watch that ... dunno how they weave porn into a war story