what to chat (TCSS) during TN session?

[sequence79]

was wondering what do bros here chat with the massage gal during TN..?

besides asking name, age, cup size :o

Are there any taboos which cannot ask 1? For example: "why u want to work in this line?" :confused:

[Fantastic4]

Are there any taboos which cannot ask 1? For example: "why u want to work in this line?" :confused:[/QUOTE]


For my case, I normally chat wif the gals abt general things, sometimes political issues as well. As for taboo qns, maybe dun ask anymore gals there tat provide better service :D

PS Tat is juz my personal opinion, I apologise if my statement do offend anyone

[owen10]

"Excuse me are you a Virgin?" :D

[MoonBlaze]

"Excuse me are you a Virgin?" :D
Maybe he planning maiden trip to TN. :D

[Kyser Soze]

"Excuse me are you a Virgin?" :D

Good one! :D

[sadfa]

was wondering what do bros here chat with the massage gal during TN..?

Are there any taboos which cannot ask 1? For example: "why u want to work in this line?" :confused:

walao! never sian charbor meh?
this type of thing need to ask one?
if u need to think, then no chemistry liao. just bonk can already.

[ang076]

I dont TCSS a lot, sometimes she ask about my jobs, etc..

During massage session, I peeked under her skirt to see what is under , colour ,etc. I fondled her breasts a bit..
:p

[sg_boytoy]

was wondering what do bros here chat with the massage gal during TN..?

besides asking name, age, cup size

Are there any taboos which cannot ask 1? For example: "why u want to work in this line?" :confused:

Taboo question 1: when did you have your operation?
Taboo question 2: are these real?
Taboo question 3: last time which unit were you from and when did you ROD?
Taboo question 4: if i had $20 and I spent $5 on lunch and another $11 on cigarettes, how much do I have left?

Other than the above, all topics are meant for talk cock, sing song, play guitar... :D

[seacher]

at least he posting something different from everyone else
keekee
hi thread starter,
talk anything that u are interested in
they are paid by u to entertain u
not u pay them for u to entertain them
u come first not them
if the ger not interested next time go for the other one in front of her then she will down there lan lan
coz u are paying and u are the boss
:D

[NotSuave]

Just remember this..

Talk Cock Sing Song Play Piano.

[Ganasai]

"Excuse me are you a Virgin?" :D

"Excuse me do you have ccb?"

[sadfa]

walao this kind of thing need 2 teach meh.
just say:

hello, how r u?
whats your name?
u from where?
where is that har?
when u come?
how long u here?
like here mah?
like the food mah?
stay where har?
come with frens har?
got work other place anot?
when u going back?
u got go where har?
your hand very soft leh, never do housework har?
i never see u b4 leh, 1st time har?
how old r u?

other things will depend on what they answer n u interact lor!
u also not a piece of wood.
these things can last u a few hours liao. u can type out on your hp n slowly ask her.

[sg_boytoy]

Bro sadfa, you're very kind to give such help to the threadstarter. So in the spirit of helping out a lost Bro, let me provide some typical responses that he may expect... :)

threadstarter: Hello, how r u?
WL: Not bad lah, you leh?
threadstarter: Very good but also very tired lor, what's your name?
WL: Siao char bor, what's yours?
threadstarter: Hum sup loh, u from where?
WL: JB lor
threadstarter: JB? Where is that har?
WL: You don't know where is JB? You not Singaporean ah?
threadstarter: Singaporean, but I don't go out very often, when u come?
WL: I worked here for 2 months already, still new lah
threadstarter: 2 months already? How long u here for?
WL: Until I make enough money lor, so you want special a not?
threadstarter: I see, so you like here mah?
WL: You come here to conduct survey ah, so how? Want special or not?
threadstarter: What special? By the way, you like the food mah?
WL: Singapore and JB food almost the same lah, here got what, JB also got, some say Batam also, I watch a lot of PCK *giggles*, so how, what special you want?
threadstarter: What is PCK? Anyway, you stay where har?
WL: You looking for penpal is it? Come here massage then special, you ask so many questions?
threadstarter: So you got come with frens har?
WL: Got, got, got, many many friends also come with me... so what special services you want today?
threadstarter: So you got work other place anot?
WL: Don't have lah, this is my first time, 2 months already, you want what special? I'll give you good service one.
threadstarter: when u going back?
WL: I only come here for 2 months and you ask me when I'm going back? You okay a not? Something wrong huh? Why do you keep staring at your handphone?
threadstarter: Oh, my friend SMS me lah, u got go where har?
WL: I where also go already, Sentosa, Night Safari, Chinatown, Little India, you tour guide ah?
threadstarter: No lah, just talk cock abit only lah, wah~ your hand very soft leh, never do housework har?
WL: Yah, very soft, very good for special, so you want what special services?
threadstarter: Sorry lah, I never see u b4 leh, 1st time har?
WL: I also never see you before, you first time also lah, so... special, want a not?
threadstarter: of course I want lah, you think I come here for massage meh, so how old r u?
WL: Old enough to be your mother lah, go out lah, go out lah!

For fun only hor, don't follow word for word, ha ha ha :D

[sadfa]

For fun only hor, don't follow word for word,

hahaha! good one! got me laughing!
but i would prefer if threadstarter end up asking:

simi si special? u mean special fried rice har?
my fren say go hc got foc fried rice eat one u know. i come tn should have also mah!

i eat 1 large plate, dinner mian jiak liao! i want hiam jeow chui chui! kiam eh oso want ok!

girl: qu si ba ni! ta ma de! gui gong! you ren lai dao luan!

threadstarter: (start checking hp desperately) so u got come with frens har? sorry sorry ask liao before.

[sg_boytoy]

... threadstarter: (start checking hp desperately) so u got come with frens har? sorry sorry ask liao before.

Bro sadfa, let's hope the threadstarter not so blur, ha ha ha :D

[KOJAD]

if she dun play chess, i surely talk baby language, better than anything :D

[Lustro]

also be forewarned that there are ladies out there working and doesnt really enjoy too much talking.when you kanna this type of iron buckets, all they wanna do is get it over and done with. dont be expect a rewarding conversation all the time. maybe they had a bad day,maybe its inborn,maybe you need a few visits before they talk more to you. when you meet someone like that. just lie back and enjoy whats left of it then leave when your time is over. ;)

it might be a good practice to read recent happening news like those chopping up bodies thingy. that would be a good headstart if you're worried bout having nothing to talk about. but dont look at her in the eye when u say those bloody murder topics. she might just run out of the room yelling. lol :D

[sequence79]

hehehe...

thanks ah, all the lao jiao, medium jiao and xin jiaos for your precious contribution. but don't use me as the main actor ma.. a bit malu :o

[R-K-O]

hehehe...

thanks ah, all the lao jiao, medium jiao and xin jiaos for your precious contribution. but don't use me as the main actor ma.. a bit malu :o

Aiyah, never mind lah. You have pick up so many precious lessons here. Don't tell me you want to be the actor in the real tn mah? keekee..........

For me I'll act like a little boy like don know anything. Then they will tcss non-stop. Sometimes i 'll also act like their bf, care and concern for them. For these, i'll get an answer for return after special: "Any amount will do, as long as you happy." keekee......... :D

R-K-O

[R-K-O]

And also don't ask them this:
"What if i tell you i'm a AV?"

haha....... :D

R-K-O

[Lustro]

Sometimes i 'll also act like their bf, care and concern for them. For these, i'll get an answer for return after special: "Any amount will do, as long as you happy." keekee......... :D

R-K-O

haha, this works for me too, but hardly on any of the first visits unless you are damn good sia. usually after a few visits and some previous generous tipping, u are bound to get some special-specials prices and service,kinda like a pay-back session from her to you for your patronage. :o

[Optimus_Prime]

threadstarter: 2 months already? How long u here for?
WL: Until I make enough money lor, so you want special a not?
threadstarter: I see, so you like here mah?
WL: You come here to conduct survey ah, so how? Want special or not?
threadstarter: Oh, my friend SMS me lah, u got go where har?
WL: I where also go already, Sentosa, Night Safari, Chinatown, Little India, you tour guide ah?
threadstarter: No lah, just talk cock abit only lah, wah~ your hand very soft leh, never do housework har?
WL: Yah, very soft, very good for special, so you want what special services?
threadstarter: of course I want lah, you think I come here for massage meh, so how old r u?
WL: Old enough to be your mother lah, go out lah, go out lah!

For fun only hor, don't follow word for word, ha ha ha

LOLzz !! :D Wah bro sg_boy... U the 2nd person to have me rolling on the floor with laughter this week (first is NTUC Gold Card carrying Bro zack)...

I think the WL already damn patient with the guy liao.... maybe she should have just pop his dick out and suck on it.

WL (with dick still in mouth) : "This special lah !! U want me to continue or not ?"
Threadstarter (wit look of shiok-ness) : "Err.. continue..continue... where was I ah..."
*takes out a A4 paper that has bro sadfa's tcss tips printed on it* :p


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