Hilarious Encounter

[ace_rc]

This is a real encounter and i find it very amusing, would like to share it with you guys here....

I arrange to meet up with peter today at 4pm to pass some of his stuff back to him, i packed it in a box and drove to his home at Tampines Block xxx, upon reaching there, i called him, he was on his way back and told me to wait at the lift lobby, i put my things down, near the letterbox area and lighted a stick while waiting for him. i notice there was a door by the side of the letter box, which look like a bomb shelter, since i was quite high tide, i thought could finish it inside, so i slowly opened the door and step inside.

I was rather shock and i look inside the bomb shelter, i saw a chinese woman, in her early 40s, look abt 5/10, slight plumb with shoulder length hair, look like those beer lady, and a bangala inside. She was sitting on a wooden box, half naked,rather topless to be precise. She was only wearing a white flair skirt. The ah ne was standing with back facing the wall, with his pants down, she was performing a BJ for that ah ne, her tits was rather big but sagging, the best part....
she turn and look at me with the cock still in her mouth, the ah ne mouth was widely opened..with hands still groping her tits. The 3 of us was shocked and stunned for a couple of seconds...next, her face was blushed and she quickly grabbed her blouse or shirt to put on, next she grabbed her bra to covered her face and dashed towards me as i was standing at the exit. Next funny part...as she dashed out she tripped on the box which i put on the floor and she topple down......guess what...her skirt was lifted up and i can see her hairy pussy...she was not wearing any panty.....immediately i went over to help her, but she pushed my hand away, standing up ....and cover her face again and run as fast as she could....the ah ne was cooled, he pretend nothing had happen and continue to sweep the floor and arrange the box inside, i quickly leave the bomb shelter and proceed to wait outside the lift lobby. When my friend arrive shortly, i told him abt the incident and we both can't stop laughing... just wondering why this MILF interested in bangala...i would be pleased to serve her if she wants....perhaps she wants the handsome looking bangala....hahaha, everything happen too fast, else i will pass my contact to her so we can do it in hotel.....quickly come back and relate this incedence to u guys....

[yanki1]

wahahahaha what a funniw and strange encounter there:D

[asdfghjkl]

maybe thats her BF la.. i got girls who like indian guys, esp from north india.. :D

[who_represents]

maybe thats her BF la.. i got girls who like indian guys, esp from north india.. :D

Bangala from Southern India right? :D

[forumer]

interesting read ... :D

[NWO_WOLFPAC]

is this real? didn;t know such thing can happened in housing area :)

[korb]

Bangala from Southern India right? :D


bangala mm si from blangadesh eh meh :confused:

[rossi46]

WTF!!?? You think the bomb shelter is a toilet issit? Morever your friends place.

[Sorin^^]

Really funny and shocking indeed! :D Hahaha!

[Ibonk]

Maybe this is what we say "no fish, prawns also gd". :D

[siambee]

haha, me too have a gd laugh.:p

[nobodyid]

i do live intampines too.. why dun i have all tis encounter..? maybe u can near the blk around there den next time i pass by there i go check it out n come back to post another Hilarious Encounter too..!! wahahahahaha..:p

[LFCA]

The woman's fav fruit mus be banana

[covenn]

WTF!!?? You think the bomb shelter is a toilet issit? Morever your friends place.

haha bro. no offence.. i find ur post damn funny too coz its ur first post in 3 yrs n u broke ur 'virgin' to voice ur displeasure at urinatin in public. guess u really muz haf sthg against pple who urine in public.

[who_represents]

The woman's fav fruit mus be banana

wah lau, this is such a not-funny post, no offence bro :cool:

[mccormick]

i do live intampines too.. why dun i have all tis encounter..? maybe u can near the blk around there den next time i pass by there i go check it out n come back to post another Hilarious Encounter too..!! wahahahahaha..:p

hahaha.. next time pass by all bomb shelter must see see look look inside.. scarly see a SYT... woot!!!

[axeman24]

Well I guess not only in other countries, in Singapore anything can happen as well :rolleyes:

[velvetghost]

I guess she a FBI....

Fucked
By
Indians

:D

[who_represents]

I guess she a FBI....

Fucked
By
Indians

:D

Oh dear velvetghost, you got dyslexia huh? the woman was giving a BJ, not getting laid :D

[cancum]

Well i'm not suprised by the incident .

If fact just to share my encounter , couples of years back , at the basement carpark of Conoration Plaza . When i went to collect my car and was about to get in , suddenly saw some shadows at the back of the car . Went to take a look n saw this women ( age about 50 ) with T-shirt rolled up all the way to the neck mastabuting an old man ( age about 70 ) with pants on but didi sneaked out between the zips .

The old man was enjoying squeezing the woman breasts. I was also shocked by the sudden discovery . Both of them quickly stopped and the woman rolled down her t shirt and stood up . She quickly apologized to me while the old man still struggling to be on his feet . Told them that they should find a more secluded place to fund their activities rather than there . Woman say cannot go too far as she needs to sweep the floor around here . Also old man wanted it ASAP , so they chosen this spot right behind my vehicle .

The best part is when i was about to walk off , over heard from the old man demanding $10 back from the woman since he never gets to cum !

[nobodyid]

demanding $10 back.. juz becos he nv cum..?? but i think the woman in her 50s is trying very hard to make him cum.. cos... first his age.. secondly her look n skills..!! haha..

[sexytoy.com.sg]

The $10 very difficult to earn man....how to make a 70 year old cum

[nobodyid]

yeah juz like wat i'll said.. so he sldn't have ask back 10bucks.. pity the woman..:( :(

[ace_rc]

Well, i think there are some girls from chatline who perform BJ at staircase, ever come across a girl offer 20 bucks BJ at staircase, but never dare to close the deal as too afraid to be spotted by public...worse still if reporter make an articles on newspaper..afterall, BJ is an offence is sg. But just curious if any bro here ever spotted such incidence like BJ at staircase, i know some maids do..... especially when they are so horny, so they just click with those bangala cleaner and finish their job at some quiet corner.

[wanker10]

Hi All,

I myself came across one similar incident. Back in the late eighties, I used to study at Funan Centre with a group of friends & classmates during exam period. We used to study till late at the highest floor food court. Sometime even when they closed. As usual, we always find something to play or TCSS in between. So one day, we were playing hide & seek. we scattered all around the building & when my friend & I were running thru the staircase, we saw the aunty (cleaner) & the security uncle hugging & kissing (frenching somemore) at one of the staircase landing. We decided to continue to look down to see anymore happening. As the things get heated up, the uncle unbutton the auntie shirt & grap the whole papaya out of the bra & start sucking the nipple. Wan lan eh... more to come then my other friend managed to find us & crept up with a farking loud POOM!!! (u know what i mean, when u play hide & seek). KNN the uncle & the aunty simply stunned & stoned. Can see their expression... the rest of my friends laugh & make funny noise until the aunty curse & swear. Somemore dare to say "Si Gin Na, Bo Gar Si" meaning Bastard, No Manners.

From then on, the security always come & disturb us & we seldom study at that place anymore.

Cheers,:D

[nobodyid]

wow.. tat was really sometime ago liao.. but still a hilarious encounter.. getting more n more hilarious..

[K123456]

A few years back, when I go home after meetings, while I was walking towards the lift landing, saw someone threw something from top floor of my apartment. (I stayed at top floor of the apartment, but there is still the lift service floor and water tanki floor above my floor) As I was looking at the item that drop on the floor in front of me, realise that it is a used plastic cover of a condom.
Feeling mad that who could be so inconsiderate that threw such items down, I quickly go up and investigate.
reach the top floor by lift (the upper floor can only be access by the emergency stairs) and walk up to the upper floor.
To my surprise, I saw two young looking couple making out there. So I shouted at them, I could see that the girl quickly pull her skirt down to cover her CB and could also see the guys dick pulling out of her CB and getting soft. and that they were still in school uniform. (and found realise that they are from Monk's hill) and the girl actually stay at the next block.
They were so embarrassed and I scolded them that if you want to screw, should not throw your rubbish from up there. They quickly apologize and I threaten to call police if they come again. To think about it, they were doing it there for quite some time already and every time make a mess out of that place and I always hear the cleaning lady complaining about the mess.
Then later it struck me that I should have install hidden camera there and could be making porn… ha ha ha

[nobodyid]

ya dat sld be the way.. n not scolding them lor.. install hidden camera n post it for us.. cheers bro nice story

[Tua Tao]

Heres another hilarious incident that happened to me which was about the same nature. Both my friend and I went to indoor stadium to watch a Canto Rock Concert, on that day prior to the start, we had quite a bit of beer to boost up the rock sentiments. During the interval, we rushes up to the 1st floor toilet to pee, we were lazy to go the B2 toilets though the 1st floor was a handicap toilet. But while we approaching the handicapped toilet, a syt approaches the toilet in the same direction as us. My friend hasten his pace so that we can reach 1st. (Bopianz, the beer r waiting to come out) But the gal reached 1st so we LL rush to the B2, but the syt follow suit.. We will quite shock then. I reacted quickly by making an about turn and reaches for the handicapped toilet handle. The toilet door was a sliding style, therefore need to pull the door. When I instantly pull the door, I saw a syt inside, rushing towards to door to close it. But it was too late already, me and my friend caught her in her white lacy panty down. She was in a total shock!! Standing in between the WC and the door. She was a pretty gal wif shoulder length hair wif round watery eyes. We saw her nice trim pussy hair with white silky thighs, although we were embarrassed but it was a instant turn-on! She gives me a “fucking perverted look stare” and I close back the door to let her finished her business. We continued our way back down to B2 and we also saw her bf actually was around the toilet and saw wat happened. And I’m sure the SYT will scold her bfs to vent out her frustration. We had a good laugh at the toilet while we were peeing away :D

[vinn111]

Well, i think there are some girls from chatline who perform BJ at staircase, ever come across a girl offer 20 bucks BJ at staircase, but never dare to close the deal as too afraid to be spotted by public...worse still if reporter make an articles on newspaper..afterall, BJ is an offence is sg. But just curious if any bro here ever spotted such incidence like BJ at staircase, i know some maids do..... especially when they are so horny, so they just click with those bangala cleaner and finish their job at some quiet corner.

I agreed with you too, ever heard my frens told me about the same case, but usually are plump malay chick.