Osim, iGallop

[mosses]

Hi bros,

Bet everyone has seen the new Osim iGallop slimming equipment advertisement....

Does it remind you of anything? :D

By the way, the girls inside the advertisement all very chio... just imagine one of them riding you heehee...

Should tell the girls why waste money??? I dun mind being the Gallop also :p

Cheers

[HoRnYhUnK]

I was at Bishan Junction 8 this afternoon when i saw the Osim roadshow. Among the products is the osim iGallop, which i think there's about 4 being displayed for trying out. Instead of seeing adults trying out the gadget, lots of kids are playing on them!!! They are sure enjoying themselves! Hahaa... Beside the gadgets, there's a TV which was showing the advertisement of the iGallop repeatedly! The gals inside the advert are showing their slutty look and enjoying their workout on the iGallop! It definitely resembles gals riding on top of the guys! No wonder there's no adults trying the iGallops out! :D

[mosses]

I was at Bishan Junction 8 this afternoon when i saw the Osim roadshow. Among the products is the osim iGallop, which i think there's about 4 being displayed for trying out. Instead of seeing adults trying out the gadget, lots of kids are playing on them!!! They are sure enjoying themselves! Hahaa... Beside the gadgets, there's a TV which was showing the advertisement of the iGallop repeatedly! The gals inside the advert are showing their slutty look and enjoying their workout on the iGallop! It definitely resembles gals riding on top of the guys! No wonder there's no adults trying the iGallops out! :D

Ya bro, it would be really funny to be men or aunties riding on it... confirm very candid haha :D

Cheers

[murali]

why pay so much to 'gallop'? just go to your neighbourhood kopitiam or grocery stall and tong 20cents can also 'gallop' liao:cool:

what the fuck is that ron sim thinking man!!!:rolleyes:

[69Kid]

Let's modify the iGallop. Attached a fake penis to the centre of the seat and it will become the best sex toy for women. Guess it will be featured in SEXPO soon. :D

[Castrol]

why pay so much to 'gallop'? just go to your neighbourhood kopitiam or grocery stall and tong 20cents can also 'gallop' liao:cool:

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good one bro, the 20cents gallop got music somemore... hahaha... :D

[nuclearkid]

Ron Sim is a very intelligent man by tapping into the market of people who seek short-cuts to losing weight rather than the traditional way of sweating it out. Just looking at the range of diet pills on the shelves of Watsons and Guardian Pharmacy and one can gather on the psychology of the many consumers. Some of them (maybe even all!) even have disclaimers that its effectiveness varies according to individuals. In other words, even if it doesn't work on you, TOO BAD!!!

I seriously wonder how useful these u-Zaps and iGallops are. The latter might bear some semblance to a workout but the u-Zaps? Maybe if Fiona Xie comes with the package but on its own, I really wonder about its efficacy. Any FRs around? Anyone knows how much it is? Maybe it can be a useful training apparatus for the woman-on-top position with the fake penis attached to it as a bro proposed! :D

[APURODOLOR]

i've a client working in OSIM management, fyi, each massage chairs are at least a 200% profit. :)
Cheers

[ricardo]

this iGallop may just work. i read somewhere that riding horses actually helps to lose weight (riders weight not the horse). so i guess mr sim simply allow u to keep a horse at home to ride. imagine not having to use strength (as least not knowingly as the ride actually work on your body) as compared to others like a threadmill ... and can lose some decent weight ... how cool will that be? but then again i dun think this will be a resounding success coz the thing and comcept a bit too sleazy some folks might be put off by that.

[完颜不破]

this iGallop may just work. i read somewhere that riding horses actually helps to lose weight (riders weight not the horse). so i guess mr sim simply allow u to keep a horse at home to ride. imagine not having to use strength (as least not knowingly as the ride actually work on your body) as compared to others like a threadmill ... and can lose some decent weight ... how cool will that be? but then again i dun think this will be a resounding success coz the thing and comcept a bit too sleazy some folks might be put off by that.

yeah...horse riding position works :D

[love]

hi, i agree it shd 200% profit...tis 'horse ridin' thing ard 1k + ar..so ex..i went IMM sumx bk..e rdshow oso no adult try..haa

[Hotrod40]

I personally think it wont work. Look at the roadshow, you will know. Only kids ride on that dammed thing. Which uncle or auntie dares to ride on it ? Firstly it resemble the "woman on top" stance which is projecting a wrong image of the health product, secondly, it is v expensive, nearly 1K for a devis like this. Can't imagine my mom buy this thing and ride happily away in front of my father :confused:

[sdfr]

Let's modify the iGallop. Attached a fake penis to the centre of the seat and it will become the best sex toy for women. . :D

i actually tot of making a hole on the seat and me underneath the iGallop.


heh heh.

[sdfr]

i've a client working in OSIM management, fyi, each massage chairs are at least a 200% profit. :)
Cheers

ONLY 200%??? they should fire their marketing team.

[owen10]

...The gals inside the advert are showing their slutty look and enjoying their workout on the iGallop! It definitely resembles gals riding on top of the guys! No wonder there's no adults trying the iGallops out! :D

agree it looks dam suggestive when u see young gals riding on d igallop!!! :D

[sibaysong4u]

Hope every Hotel81 install one in their room.:D

[mosses]

I think is not hard to imagine one of those gals riding a guy with their expressions as shown on TV...

If Hong Kong Cat 3 movies were still popular these days... confirm will see this plot where that Cao Charlie imagining himself as the iGallop... :rolleyes:

Anyway, I think our children's playground also have a toy similar to that thingy... the one that rocks to and from, left and right... FREE some more...

:D

[mosses]

Hey Bros, bet you guys have seen the new i-gallop ad by ix shen and jacelyn tay...

i think she using a double for the horse riding stunt... the neh neh like different size leh :rolleyes:

i think she doesnt know how to ride lah...

[asdfghjkl]

really meh? maybe she now knows how to ride? :rolleyes:

[newbadass]

Why don't I just lie down, they put $2 in my mouth and I let them ride one hour. Save on electricity somemore... and got real juices :D

[bradpitt968]

Actually... all they need to do is add a vibrator on the i-Gallop.... think their business will grow 10 times liao....

[laodi123456789]

Why don't I just lie down, they put $2 in my mouth and I let them ride one hour. Save on electricity somemore... and got real juices :D

Too bad they use body doubles in the action scenes, so I think you still wun get a chance to try the solid gold gem encrusted CB. Body double good enuff for you ma?

[newbadass]

Body double good enuff for you ma?

Can, but price must increase to $200. Heh heh. ;)

[goatee33]

Hey Bros, bet you guys have seen the new i-gallop ad by ix shen and jacelyn tay...

i think she using a double for the horse riding stunt... the neh neh like different size leh :rolleyes:

i think she doesnt know how to ride lah...

wow...lik tt u oso can spot on ar...haha

[salla6ue]

i'm still waiting for a 2 seater version so i can ride my gal from behind. :D

[ahpaul25]

i'm still waiting for a 2 seater version so i can ride my gal from behind. :D

GREAT SUGGESTION, think u can email to OSIM for this great invention, who knows, they will buy your ideas. Hehehe :D

[AAconnection]

if the seat can take two people it would be fun.

[Cyberfriend]

why pay so much to 'gallop'? just go to your neighbourhood kopitiam or grocery stall and tong 20cents can also 'gallop' liao:cool:


I love this post. haha... :D

[Cyberfriend]

Hey Bros, bet you guys have seen the new i-gallop ad by ix shen and jacelyn tay...

i think she using a double for the horse riding stunt... the neh neh like different size leh :rolleyes:

i think she doesnt know how to ride lah...

Wow, like that you also can realise.

Must catch the ad tonight. Seems like this ad is shown every now and then. They are really throwing $$$ in the marketing.

[HayHot]

ONLY 200%??? they should fire their marketing team.

Precisely.
Each of this chair is abt 3-5k depends on model.
The cost of manufacturing & logistic of the chair shouldn't exceed $600 at at most since they are manufacturing it themselves, and in CHINA.

Gross Profit should be ard 400-800%. That's not taking advertising and marketing into it. If profit isn't that high, seriously, they should consider sacking their marketing team. It's not really substainable for their biz, considering all the shop locations and sales staff in prime area.

Basically, you are buying brand if u buy osim, not exactly buying the product.

[gonggong18]

Thought Ron got the idea from one ofthe bonking session, and her comes the i-gallop, that how I felt the first time I saw the ad..is that why less hair up there

[deepthroat]

Something to share, was at IMM on Fri nite. Passed by the booth just in front of DBS ATM, saw 2 promoter wear white spagetti top. Guess what, one of them have at least size 36 boobs. I think her tops must have a hard time holding on to her super big neh neh.

[clarenceT]

Rumor....
dat OSIM is rushin their latest product dis xmas...
iDOGGIE
:D

[allabout]

Rumor....
dat OSIM is rushin their latest product dis xmas...
iDOGGIE
:D

haha good one...and i wonder what the commercial will be like.... jacelyn tay...hmm. shot in location at SPCA.....:D

[shoobash]

haha good one...and i wonder what the commercial will be like.... jacelyn tay...hmm. shot in location at SPCA.....:D

Maybe can go to various OSIM outlet & ask the lady sales assistant demostrate the i-gallop!:)

[mosses]

hey brudders, of coz must observant a bit mah... later kena con by advertisements no good lah :D

anyway, me always pay attention to nehs nehs follow by the butt LOLZ

[clarenceT]

haha good one...and i wonder what the commercial will be like.... jacelyn tay...hmm. shot in location at SPCA.....:D

Bro,

Sori ah..Dis time its Ix's turn..
Imagine..Scene 1..
Ix shaggin a Bitch.
In Walks Jacelyn,
"Hey! Ix, Didnt knw u like Doggie Style?"
"Oh, Yah! I luv Rimmin Me Bitch!"
"It gives me a GRREAT WORKOUT & I can hav some FUN @ the same time."
"Do u knw u can get a workout without actualli rimmin a Bitch?": lament Jacelyn.
"Tell me about it": replies Ix..
Scene 2..
Ix is rimmin the iDoggie..
"Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!":Ix
"U r rite, It does give me a GREAT workout and i can ditch me BITCH now.."

Ditch The Bitch ..get the Or Sim's iDOOGIE now...
:p

[SDMM]

Bro,

Sori ah..Dis time its Ix's turn..
Imagine..Scene 1..
Ix shaggin a Bitch.
In Walks Jacelyn,
"Hey! Ix, Didnt knw u like Doggie Style?"
"Oh, Yah! I luv Rimmin Me Bitch!"
"It gives me a GRREAT WORKOUT & I can hav some FUN @ the same time."
"Do u knw u can get a workout without actualli rimmin a Bitch?": lament Jacelyn.
"Tell me about it": replies Ix..
Scene 2..
Ix is rimmin the iDoggie..
"Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!":Ix
"U r rite, It does give me a GREAT workout and i can ditch me BITCH now.."

Ditch The Bitch ..get the Or Sim's iDOOGIE now...
:p


thats gd one bro
better if ix is raming jacelyn

[decimal86]

Bro,

Sori ah..Dis time its Ix's turn..
Imagine..Scene 1..
Ix shaggin a Bitch.
In Walks Jacelyn,
"Hey! Ix, Didnt knw u like Doggie Style?"
"Oh, Yah! I luv Rimmin Me Bitch!"
"It gives me a GRREAT WORKOUT & I can hav some FUN @ the same time."
"Do u knw u can get a workout without actualli rimmin a Bitch?": lament Jacelyn.
"Tell me about it": replies Ix..
Scene 2..
Ix is rimmin the iDoggie..
"Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!":Ix
"U r rite, It does give me a GREAT workout and i can ditch me BITCH now.."

Ditch The Bitch ..get the Or Sim's iDOOGIE now...
:p

good one bro' you should be working at caldecott hill. saw the adv a few times and i know what Ix is thinking off when he sees her on the obscene machine!! can see in his eyes.

[clarenceT]

good one bro' you should be working at caldecott hill. saw the adv a few times and i know what Ix is thinking off when he sees her on the obscene machine!! can see in his eyes.

Rite Bro,

later b'cum OKT of Cal. Hill n intro lobang to all Bros here..
hehehe..
Between..tink Ix is EYEing d horse dan jaceyln..
hahaha

Oh..for d more Exteme Workout..
there is the iBull..
Bengs like me wil call it..
"wah!! ai Pu..ai Pu.."
<ai Pu : 1 2 fuck in hokkien>

[chamelion]

Btw, if you gonna buy wan, make sure the lady is not >38 years cause the shaking is not good for women's hip as naturally women have bone density problem once they start to hit monopause.

HTH

[zodiac]

Something to share, was at IMM on Fri nite. Passed by the booth just in front of DBS ATM, saw 2 promoter wear white spagetti top. Guess what, one of them have at least size 36 boobs. I think her tops must have a hard time holding on to her super big neh neh.

haha, bro i saw her too. Too bad she is promoting the izap, not the igallop, otherwise can have free show for all the guys.

anyway, her boobs are super huge. like magnet, my eyes are drawn in automatically. :p

[Ah Seng]

Must well.Osim invade the sex industry by inventing a vibrating dildo on the igallop....just like wat i saw in some porn movies.....sure lotsa of horny citizens will purchase that man!!!!! hehehe..........:D

[Sorin^^]

Must well.Osim invade the sex industry by inventing a vibrating dildo on the igallop....just like wat i saw in some porn movies.....sure lotsa of horny citizens will purchase that man!!!!! hehehe..........:D

Hihi! so the name of the dildo would be idildo? kekekeke!:D What about ipump? sounds goot!

Cheers

[dom01]

Perhaps we can buy it bulk, then modify and sell to sexmachines.com :D
We can also earn... hahha...

A point to ponder, y they get Ix shen to endorse this problem?

[taurus75]

Perhaps we can buy it bulk, then modify and sell to sexmachines.com :D
We can also earn... hahha...

A point to ponder, y they get Ix shen to endorse this problem?

coz he seems much more "healthy image"...than hmmm...william hung..imagine him riding and singing the song..'she bangs she bangs...oohhh...'

[embassy1]

Something to share, was at IMM on Fri nite. Passed by the booth just in front of DBS ATM, saw 2 promoter wear white spagetti top. Guess what, one of them have at least size 36 boobs. I think her tops must have a hard time holding on to her super big neh neh.

saw the 36D gal on sunday as well. wearing the u zap on her stomach and shaking her boobs! Bra has no padding i think so can see a bit of the nipple pointing. Lots of people starring mostly women!

[clarenceT]

bloody hell..
enough talk liao..
the lst bro dat post a pic of d 36D gal..
i"ll upp him.

:p

ps. Actualli nose bleedin liao

[clarenceT]

Bros, The iGallop advert....


http://youtube.com/watch?v=svYtD983qts

[clarenceT]

http://i1.tinypic.com/v5vdon.jpg

[Sorin^^]

Precisely.
Each of this chair is abt 3-5k depends on model.
The cost of manufacturing & logistic of the chair shouldn't exceed $600 at at most since they are manufacturing it themselves, and in CHINA.

Gross Profit should be ard 400-800%.

Basically, you are buying brand if u buy osim, not exactly buying the product.

That's so ex. think i rather buy a wooden rocking horse:D nah juz jokin. Guess its for rich tai tais.

Cheers

[billy_bonker]

Bro,

Sori ah..Dis time its Ix's turn..
Imagine..Scene 1..
Ix shaggin a Bitch.
In Walks Jacelyn,
"Hey! Ix, Didnt knw u like Doggie Style?"
"Oh, Yah! I luv Rimmin Me Bitch!"
"It gives me a GRREAT WORKOUT & I can hav some FUN @ the same time."
"Do u knw u can get a workout without actualli rimmin a Bitch?": lament Jacelyn.
"Tell me about it": replies Ix..
Scene 2..
Ix is rimmin the iDoggie..
"Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!":Ix
"U r rite, It does give me a GREAT workout and i can ditch me BITCH now.."

Ditch The Bitch ..get the Or Sim's iDOOGIE now...
:p


chio kao peng:D

[clarenceT]

chio kao peng:D
Bro,
got better idea..
go n try the iGallop..
Jeh Gao Peng (sit until drop)...:p

[clarenceT]

Actually... all they need to do is add a vibrator on the i-Gallop.... think their business will grow 10 times liao....
Bro,
Is dis wat u have in mind..
http://i1.tinypic.com/v68aad.jpg

[Ah Seng]

Ya rite.........Bro ClarenceT;)

[ok69]

Osim shares are now at $1.90+

the last time i wanted to buy is $1.50+- .. i regretted that I have not invested in it ..

Ani comments ?
:D

[mosses]

Osim shares are now at $1.90+

the last time i wanted to buy is $1.50+- .. i regretted that I have not invested in it ..

Ani comments ?
:D

Thanks brudder! And with so many bright ideas from the bros in sbf, the share will cfm go up soon. That is, if ron sim is a fellow samster haha:rolleyes:

[clarenceT]

Bro,
Is dis wat u have in mind..
http://i1.tinypic.com/v68aad.jpg
Below is a vid of Carmen Electra ridin it..
Its call the Sybian..
View My Video (http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=vd01tz)

[jdi813]

All i know is the advert with Ix Shen and Jacelyn Tay is bloody painful to watch ... super no class man

[joemac21]

Forget about the silly iGallop, does anyone knows how we can get in touch with the gals in the ad?

[Mango]

http://i1.tinypic.com/v5vdon.jpg

this is 3D from sINGAPORE...