Samsters' Camera Advice

[ansonsohna]

I am a total novice when it comes to cams.

I recently had the good fortune to meet a FB and lover who is not adverse to cam whoring and exhibitionism! I also got 13 months salary bonus which I feel like splurging on myself.

I am always fascinated with taking pictures and this is my opportunity. Can experts here kindly advise which camera is the best for:

1) Taking upskirts.

2) Glamour shots. Model. (Outdoor shoot mostly ... and the occasional hotel room!)

3) "Gynaecological shots of chee bye"

4) Videos. (easy to conceal and takes clear and non shaky pictures)

Model numbers of camera and estimated price would be most appreciated indeed.

My budget is $1500 maximum!! As easy to operate and as HD clear as possible ... Keeping fingers for a "ai pi, ai chi, ai tua liap ni" good recommendation!!!!

[anonym69]

I still think its the lens that play more part than a camera body if you are talking about DSLR.

If you do not need those DSLR, why don't you consider a gopro? It should be able to serve most of your need and it does small enough for you to conceal, and a lot of accessories :D

[ansonsohna]

I still think its the lens that play more part than a camera body if you are talking about DSLR.

If you do not need those DSLR, why don't you consider a gopro? It should be able to serve most of your need and it does small enough for you to conceal, and a lot of accessories :D

Gopro (I checked out the website and reviews) seems great for secret film, but lao yah for Glamour and/or close up for chee bye shots (me quite fussy when it comes to this).

Thanks for your recommendation, would not know of Gopro if weren't for you!

[MM&MM]

I am a total novice when it comes to cams.

I recently had the good fortune to meet a FB and lover who is not adverse to cam whoring and exhibitionism! I also got 13 months salary bonus which I feel like splurging on myself.

I am always fascinated with taking pictures and this is my opportunity. Can experts here kindly advise which camera is the best for:

1) Taking upskirts.




Please do take note that this action is a chargeable offence if get caught. :(

[anonym69]

Gopro (I checked out the website and reviews) seems great for secret film, but lao yah for Glamour and/or close up for chee bye shots (me quite fussy when it comes to this).

Thanks for your recommendation, would not know of Gopro if weren't for you!

referring to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwC-V3vOSOc



I think it should server your CB shot. Glamour shot will requires a lot of factor, lighting, lens sharpness, framing, etc. to name some. for this DSLR will fit ur bill more.
U can get entry level body with sharp lenses on 2nd hand, or rent them for your glamour shot.

I used to own DSLR till i need to sell them due to some personal finance issue few years back.

[ansonsohna]

Please do take note that this action is a chargeable offence if get caught. :(

ha ha ha ha ... my upskirt is "kelong" one!!! FB willing to be taken upskirt (she exhibitionist)!!!

Me married and job now quite stable .. donch want to be New Paper fodder!!! :)

[ansonsohna]

referring to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwC-V3vOSOc



I think it should server your CB shot. Glamour shot will requires a lot of factor, lighting, lens sharpness, framing, etc. to name some. for this DSLR will fit ur bill more.
U can get entry level body with sharp lenses on 2nd hand, or rent them for your glamour shot.

I used to own DSLR till i need to sell them due to some personal finance issue few years back.

How much is a DSLR camera? If not $1500 then $2K ... taking mostly outdoor shots so no need for lighting etc .....

What brand? model number? Is second hand okay? Me not exactly Russel Wong .. from looks to photographic skill set! ;)

[Sfan]

ha ha ha ha ... my upskirt is "kelong" one!!! FB willing to be taken upskirt (she exhibitionist)!!!

Me married and job now quite stable .. donch want to be New Paper fodder!!! :)

Well if you're addicted to it, it's a matter of time before you try your luck outside.

My advice is don't even start the upskirt nonsense

[anonym69]

How much is a DSLR camera? If not $1500 then $2K ... taking mostly outdoor shots so no need for lighting etc .....

What brand? model number? Is second hand okay? Me not exactly Russel Wong .. from looks to photographic skill set! ;)

hmmmm this always be a trick question, with your budget you can try to get new 70D body with 2nd hand 24-105L lens that should give you a range to play.

or 2nd hand of 7D first Gen and the same lens as above.
2nd Hand DSLR in general is okay look around at clubsnap, they have a list of 2nd hand seller there.
And if you notice I'm more bias towards Canon :p, just the way I am.

For CB shot as you wanted, you will need to zoom in, and have the camera mounted or stabilize in anyway if you do not have stable hand (I assume you wouldn't, I won't if I'm in your shoes)

[BMW69]

70D with a 18-55. Easier to catch upskirts than a 24-105 :)

[anonym69]

But personally I think upskirt with DSLR, be it kelong or not, kind of way too obvious.

[porscheclub]

Lots of new cams that do this easily but you'd want a good lens that can shoot in low light so min a 2.8 F stop while F1.8 is also available on some idiot cam that does 12+ Mb & Full HD video.

You can also get a $1000 DSLR+kit lens, add a 35mm 1.8 lens & a macro lens to shoot her CB. You'll want to use flash or add an LED video light to shine her love hole, set to max ISO400 & F18 for sharp details ;)

[puffysong]

maximum[/U]!! As easy to operate and as HD clear as possible ... Keeping fingers for a "ai pi, ai chi, ai tua liap ni" good recommendation!!!!

U want everything under the sky for just SGD 1500! Your brains are being badly damaged by the pictures in here...

1 mini spy cam from the net & a Compact Cam will do...

If u think u wanna invest in a GroPro, go ahead, It's being common used in filming some JAV .

Please do take note that this Snipping up skirt is a chargeable offence if get caught. We won't wanna see your face on Stomp

[ansonsohna]

Please do take note that this action is a chargeable offence if get caught. :(

Well if you're addicted to it, it's a matter of time before you try your luck outside.

My advice is don't even start the upskirt nonsense


Please do take note that this Snipping up skirt is a chargeable offence if get caught. We won't wanna see your face on Stomp

Thanks guys for knocking some sense into me .. little head thinking and short circuiting the big one again .... :D

[sony2002]

2) Glamour shots. Model. (Outdoor shoot mostly ... and the occasional hotel room!)

3) "Gynaecological shots of chee bye"

4) Videos. (easy to conceal and takes clear and non shaky pictures)


i took a lot of #2, 3 & 4.

Is this the quality u are looking for? (this is reduced resolution photo)

http://img2.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20432/20432372f5b8537836f7e5e405e52db9703df9bd.jpg
http://img1.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20432/20432371a90d87803e03f20ef88c45310c7eda3d.jpg

And this is 100% crop (full resolution) of my girl CB, you can see how real it looks with proper lighting!
http://img5.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20432/20432415434fbea2b2054494b1c0d57384026aa5.jpg

However, my setup is over $10K which exceed your budget, may be i can shoot for you instead? cos esp for #4, you can't really do video shoot without another person holding camera

[puffysong]

Try the GoPro mounted on your head...

Sample :
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/376904/VIDEO-Woman-attaches-GoPro-camera-to-her-head-to-film-her-BREASTS-while-jogging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkTYMX3uvA

[ansonsohna]

i took a lot of #2, 3 & 4.

Is this the quality u are looking for? (this is reduced resolution photo)

http://img2.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20432/20432372f5b8537836f7e5e405e52db9703df9bd.jpg
http://img1.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20432/20432371a90d87803e03f20ef88c45310c7eda3d.jpg

And this is 100% crop (full resolution) of my girl CB, you can see how real it looks with proper lighting!
http://img5.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20432/20432415434fbea2b2054494b1c0d57384026aa5.jpg

However, my setup is over $10K which exceed your budget, may be i can shoot for you instead? cos esp for #4, you can't really do video shoot without another person holding camera

Brilliant shot brother Sony!!!! .... is it a "Sony" cam?? ;) What camera and equipment did you shoot these on? Studio lights involved?

Yes, this is the kind of standard I am looking at ... but without the budget!! What if say I double my budget and get $3K? What equipment should I get?

Up you for your most remarkable cam skill ...... any sample for a glam outdoor shoot?

PS: Wish I have the porn star attitude to do #4, but I think if you are camera man, vid come up blur blur .. cause you will chio ka peng when you see my kukucheow .. ha ha ha ha

[ansonsohna]

Try the GoPro mounted on your head...

Sample :
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/376904/VIDEO-Woman-attaches-GoPro-camera-to-her-head-to-film-her-BREASTS-while-jogging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkTYMX3uvA

ha ha ha ha ha ..... lovely video of jogging from a nice perspective!!

Wonder if I use the other head angle more interesting? ... opps, maybe not, not enough length to mount the gopro ......

wow
so many bros reco the gopro .. will definitely do more research!!

[sony2002]

Brilliant shot brother Sony!!!! .... is it a "Sony" cam?? ;) What camera and equipment did you shoot these on? Studio lights involved?

Yes, this is the kind of standard I am looking at ... but without the budget!! What if say I double my budget and get $3K? What equipment should I get?

Up you for your most remarkable cam skill ...... any sample for a glam outdoor shoot?

PS: Wish I have the porn star attitude to do #4, but I think if you are camera man, vid come up blur blur .. cause you will chio ka peng when you see my kukucheow .. ha ha ha ha

Yes, i do have outdoor bikini shot of my girl, but don't want to share in public la. you want bigger dick? may be i can help u photoshop :p

[sony2002]

so many bros reco the gopro .. will definitely do more research!!

dont think gopro is suitable. It will be very shaky unless the girl is on top and u keep still.

also, your head need to keep a "distance" from the girl in order to see her body. ie. you cannot kiss or lick the girl else u will be just shooting at the pillow.

i love to see myself sucking the girl boobs, so this cannot be captured if the camera is on your head

http://img0.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20440/204403107fdd96b8c8f54ccb36f85a2be35dd00e.jpg

[ansonsohna]

dont think gopro is suitable. It will be very shaky unless the girl is on top and u keep still.

also, your head need to keep a "distance" from the girl in order to see her body. ie. you cannot kiss or lick the girl else u will be just shooting at the pillow.

i love to see myself sucking the girl boobs, so this cannot be captured if the camera is on your head

http://img0.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20440/204403107fdd96b8c8f54ccb36f85a2be35dd00e.jpg

whoa .. what a hot mama you got there Bro Sony!!! What camera is this taken on? Is the subject aware? Resolution?

PS: You look quite the stud too!!!! (y)

[sony2002]

whoa .. what a hot mama you got there Bro Sony!!! What camera is this taken on? Is the subject aware? Resolution?

PS: You look quite the stud too!!!! (y)

She was only 21 years old back then and I was using iPhone 4.

She is a model from shanghai and I got hundreds of photo that I shot for her.

Yup she is aware and agreed on the shooting

[Demonkin7]

TS u can try getting Google Glass with ur 3k budget from USA.
The photo resolution is about 5Mpix plus minus gauge.
It can take video but review says it starts to heat up badly after 3mins or so.
So u can only take short video in most cases.
Also the glasses give u the feel of POV without wearing the helmet for gopro.
N u can walk around looking cool n act as a tech gadget reviewer for Google Glass in Singapore.

Sadly u can only purchase in USA n they dun ship out of States.
So u need an American friend to buy for u n u carry it back to Singapore.

[sony2002]

TS just need recording feature, google glass a bit over kill right?