Liverpool Won! Time to bonk. [Archive] - The Asian Commercial Sex Scene

bart

24-04-2006, 12:38 AM

Whenever my team wins, feel like bonking my wifey real hard to celebrate. But usually too late and she'll not be amused if I wake her up. Last year very tough after Champon League win. PCC also not shiok enough. Went out eat roti prata. Geez.

Anyone else feel very much like bonking after godd football results?

whitegals

24-04-2006, 12:45 AM

Bro,

If I wanna bang my gf, any excuse also can do lah, no need the scouse win lah, outside the leaf drop also I will celebrate.... :D

dc7176

24-04-2006, 12:48 AM

Last year very tough after Champon League win. PCC also not shiok enough. Went out eat roti prata. Geez.

Anyone else feel very much like bonking after godd football results?

Geylang still open after last nite FA cup win by pool!! Can go there to fufill ur desire...

For me irregards of good or bad result, once i feel horny, i bonk...

bart

24-04-2006, 12:54 AM

Maybe I should pre-book a tama session for when Pool beats the Hammers in the actual final.

daddydick69

24-04-2006, 09:38 AM

Maybe I should pre-book a tama session for when Pool beats the Hammers in the actual final.

Wooooo hoo......we'll never fuck alone..miuhahaha

waypastprime

24-04-2006, 11:07 AM

Maybe I should pre-book a tama session for when Pool beats the Hammers in the actual final.

Haha. Are u booking on the behalf of the bookies? :p

Castrol

24-04-2006, 11:35 AM

hammers to bring the FA cup back to london! and yes that will surely mean i must win something from the silly pools, so can go for a cat80 and some beer. :D

jimmyccc

24-04-2006, 11:51 AM

hammers will be hammered... hahahahaha... btw... liverpool win, draw or lose... i still bonk... ;)

taurus75

24-04-2006, 11:54 AM

bart

24-04-2006, 12:56 PM

Song: Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, that you'll never srew, alone..

Rof|maoxz

24-04-2006, 01:21 PM

Maybe I should pre-book a tama session for when Pool beats the Hammers in the actual final.

You can actually book your Tarma session now. I already make arrangement. :D

Tai_zi21

24-04-2006, 01:37 PM

Maybe I should pre-book a tama session for when Pool beats the Hammers in the actual final.

And wat happen when Pool lose to hammers? let say 3-0? :p

Cancel the booking and go changi is it? :D

dagger13

24-04-2006, 01:39 PM

And wat happen when Pool lose to hammers? let say 3-0? :p

Cancel the booking and go changi is it? :D
I think it's difficult for Pool to lose to Hammers, 'Never Walk Alone'...........

bart

24-04-2006, 01:45 PM

Ha ha, some Liverpool fan up me (thanks!), and some other guy (gutless Chelsea fan? Never leave name) zap me. Just for fun reading also must zap. Oh well, one of those things.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, that you'll never screw, alone...

bart

24-04-2006, 01:49 PM

You can actually book your Tarma session now. I already make arrangement. :D

Must request OKT to get room with Star Sports channel, then arrange for 90 min session starting from 2nd half. Just nice timming.

If win, bonk like mad. If lose, sian sian lie there and get babe to BBBJ until CIM if can...

Luckytime

24-04-2006, 01:59 PM

Bro... I like ur ideas... I think I'll do the same... Liverpool will still be the number one team in England... When they won a trophy, I feel very fresh just like when they won the Champions league, I can't sleep for the whole day...;) :D

Tai_zi21

24-04-2006, 02:01 PM

I think it's difficult for Pool to lose to Hammers, 'Never Walk Alone'...........

Just like it very difficult for chelsea to lose to boro remember? the ball is rd!

Btw i'm not some anti pool fan here! so no worries

Cheers ;)

jayy25

24-04-2006, 02:34 PM

hmmm... on the actual final day.. every1 sure tam liverpool win... you think bookie so good let ppl win $$ to bonk ... Think they rather collect $$$ from ppl to bonk and mark the end of money spinning soccer betting.

vfv_slr

24-04-2006, 02:56 PM

Shiit, don tell me abt it! I betted on Chelsea to win, was boking when the game started, and suddenly heard outside TV, Liverpool scored, lose hard mood leow! So bonk harder and shouting Go In Goal In for Chelsea tot that will change the game but stupid Lampard Lampar siam the ball to allow the ball to go in!
Luckily Chelsea not my supporting team, else fk them up!

:D

Now just hope they lost all the remaining games in EPL and let MU win by big margins, 10-0 every game, to take the title as well and leave them with nothing! Haha! Dream on for me!:p

bart

27-04-2006, 08:56 AM

Pool beat Hammers!! Bonk Bonk Bonk... Rehearsal for the real one. Good result. Go Cisse! BONK BONK BONK!!

(Friendly note: no offence to Hammers, Man U, Everton, Gunner etc fans. Keep it friendly..)

zhivago

27-04-2006, 09:52 AM

Nowadays cannot enjoy football as i used too...

Whenever go out yumcha and if I jumped slightly at a missed goal or a goal, my new gf will just give me those disapproving looks...

so sianz liao...

bart

27-04-2006, 10:02 AM

Nowadays cannot enjoy football as i used too...

Whenever go out yumcha and if I jumped slightly at a missed goal or a goal, my new gf will just give me those disapproving looks...

so sianz liao...

Yah, important to educate our GF/Wives. When it comes to Football, I have understanding with my partner that this is an important part of my life, cannot compromise. But other times, shopping, dinning, bedroom, she has my full attention. So far, so good.

Luckytime

27-04-2006, 10:04 AM

Rof|maoxz

27-04-2006, 10:52 AM

Poor thing... How come its so hard to find a gf who is also interested in soccer??? :confused:

Buy a saturday New Paper, there's alot of football babes waiting to be..... :D

bart

28-04-2006, 12:52 PM

29-Apr-06 21:55 Soccer/Futbol ESPN ENGLISH PREMIER FOOTBALL LEAGUE
ENGLISH PREMIER FOOTBALL LEAGUE 2005/06
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND
Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (L)

GO POOL!!! Go Fowler! Pre game bonk with John Dykes. If got Silly Singh on, bonk back door! Blow Job for every goal by Pool. Half time bonk! Footsy Horny. Go Pool!

Oh yes, well done Middlesbrough:

Massimo Maccarone's 89th-minute goal put Middlesbrough in the Uefa Cup final after another astonishing comeback.

(Friendly note: no offence to Hammers, Man U, Everton, Gunner etc fans. Keep it friendly..)

zhivago

28-04-2006, 01:46 PM

Yah, important to educate our GF/Wives. When it comes to Football, I have understanding with my partner that this is an important part of my life, cannot compromise. But other times, shopping, dinning, bedroom, she has my full attention. So far, so good.
noted... will try to "educate" her on this... thanx.

Nowadays cannot enjoy football as i used too...

Whenever go out yumcha and if I jumped slightly at a missed goal or a goal, my new gf will just give me those disapproving looks...

so sianz liao...
Poor thing... How come its so hard to find a gf who is also interested in soccer???
I'm asking the same question too...

sammyboyfor

28-04-2006, 03:39 PM

Poor thing... How come its so hard to find a gf who is also interested in soccer???:confused:

Because soccer is a dumbfuck game played by morons.:mad:

waypastprime

28-04-2006, 04:09 PM

Because soccer is a dumbfuck game played by morons.:mad:

Apparently, the morons are being paid more than most of us here. :eek:

Castrol

28-04-2006, 04:13 PM

i dont think BOSS will be rooting for australia in the world cup either.

waypastprime

28-04-2006, 04:25 PM

i dont think BOSS will be rooting for australia in the world cup either.

Aussie chicks maybe. :p

sammyboyfor

29-04-2006, 04:38 AM

Apparently, the morons are being paid more than most of us here. :eek:

Earning big bucks doesn't necessarily make a person any less of a moron. Mike Tyson earned millions when he was at his peak and he has an IQ of about 2.

zhivago

29-04-2006, 12:14 PM

Boss,
Thatz an interesting fact abt Mike Tyson...:D

Rof|maoxz

29-04-2006, 12:20 PM

Boss,
Thatz an interesting fact abt Mike Tyson... :D

See excerpt below:

Time Magazine did a cover story in the late 80s on Mike Tyson where it was stated that his academic counsellor in his High School gave him an IQ test, the results showed Mike Tyson to be “mildly retarded.” Which leads me to assume that he has an IQ in the 70s, i.e., normal IQ for a Negro man.

kukumalu

29-04-2006, 12:42 PM

Whacking everything on Liverpool to demolish Aston Villa....If win, Labour Day have to go Geylang work liao....:D

Ah Seng

29-04-2006, 12:48 PM

So who will win tonight between Man United vs Chelsea???:)

zhivago

29-04-2006, 01:53 PM

thanx Rof|maoxz bro... I find it funny. hahaha

So who will win tonight between Man United vs Chelsea???
my money goes to chelsea win...

Ah Seng

29-04-2006, 06:24 PM

Yeah......Chelsea must win...coz Man U a lousy loser......:) though I support Liverpool since late 80s:cool:

bart

29-04-2006, 07:32 PM

Yeah......Chelsea must win...coz Man U a lousy loser......:) though I support Liverpool since late 80s:cool:

Ah Seng Pls keep it friendly here. Nobody lousy loser.

Game starting!! Getting a hard on! Mix feelings about who I wanna win tonight. Hope for a good game.

Cummingliao

29-04-2006, 08:25 PM

Because soccer is a dumbfuck game played by morons.:mad:

You lost money on soccer bettings???

Cummingliao

29-04-2006, 08:32 PM

Earning big bucks doesn't necessarily make a person any less of a moron. Mike Tyson earned millions when he was at his peak and he has an IQ of about 2.

And I thought only comedians are unfairly labelled as morons... Anyway, many football players especially from Western Europe are educated and went on to become sports writers, commentators, critics, coaches, managers and etc... hardly the morons that you labelled. :)

bart

29-04-2006, 09:05 PM

Chelsea running wild...

bart

29-04-2006, 09:07 PM

Liverpool playing next. Getting the CD and Lube ready!

whitegals

29-04-2006, 09:26 PM

i dont think BOSS will be rooting for australia in the world cup either.

Unless it is the Australian Women's Topless Football Team.... :D

Ah Seng

30-04-2006, 03:22 AM

Ah Seng Pls keep it friendly here. Nobody lousy loser.

Game starting!! Getting a hard on! Mix feelings about who I wanna win tonight. Hope for a good game.

Beautiful.............today won 3 games..........Liverpool,Chelsea & Blackburn.....

Swee swee bo chao sui!!!!

Now waiting 4 atletico bilbao:D :D

bart

30-04-2006, 03:34 AM

Beautiful.............today won 3 games..........Liverpool,Chelsea & Blackburn.....

Swee swee bo chao sui!!!!

Now waiting 4 atletico bilbao:D :D

Good for you! My team did well. Now for the FA cup final. Which way you going?

Ah Seng

30-04-2006, 04:40 AM

Just a little reminder........... think Liverpool this time 4 sure
Supporter mah.bo pian........hopefully all went as script.....:)

Cummingliao

01-05-2006, 09:37 PM

Wow... Uncle Sam zapped me for off topic post in this thread... And I thought only Uncle Lee and his PAP would abuse their power... hahaa... :D

Take it easy, Uncle Sam. I have no intention in stepping your foot... you read too much into my post liao. Have a bigger heart, won't you. It would do you good. :cool:

bart

01-05-2006, 10:36 PM

Sam Zapped me too. It's actually an honoour to be zapped by Sam.

Please include the words Bonk, Sex, or Cum in your postings in this thread.

Hey, the Last game against Villa, I cum 4 times in the 90 mins. Great game. My wifey damm sore though.. :)

Cummingliao

02-05-2006, 01:13 AM

sammyboyfor

02-05-2006, 04:24 AM

Take it easy, Uncle Sam. I have no intention in stepping your foot... you read too much into my post liao. Have a bigger heart, won't you. It would do you good. :cool:

If I ran this forum with my heart, it would be a right royal mess.

Cummingliao

02-05-2006, 06:59 AM

Wah! ManUre Drew!!! Liverpool have chance liao. Hehe... :)

bart

02-05-2006, 09:49 AM

Wah! ManUre Drew!!! Liverpool have chance liao. Hehe... :)

Gentlemen, Thanks for supporting this thread. Gentle reminder to ALWAYS include something relating to sex in your posts, or else keena zap by Sam. His zap damm power, 6 points one. Ouch! Alternatively, you can go to http://www.sammyboyforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=25 for pure football chat.

Yes, Man U lost, Pool got chance. Now trying to prep wifey for the last day Premier League. Need lotsa lube. Now old already need artificial assistance. FA cup getting closer too. Can feel the sperm level