Muslim Cleric: If you masturbate, ur hands becum pregnant in afterlife

[IwantbustyKim]

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife-says-muslim-televangelist.aspx?pageID=238&nID=82936&NewsCatID=393
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After claiming that a man would meet his masturbating hand “pregnant in the afterlife” and “asking for its rights,” a Muslim televangelist has set Turkish social media aflame.

Self-styled televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han dived into some delicate matters on May 24 when he answered his viewers’ questions on private television station 2000 TV, Turkish media has reported. Han initially looked puzzled when a viewer said he “kept masturbating, although he was married, and even during the Umrah,” a pilgrimage to Mecca performed by Muslims which can be undertaken at any time of the year, in contrast to the Hajj.

After repeating the question a few times, Han claimed that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram” (forbidden) act. “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad.

“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” the televangelist added, advising the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations.”

Is masturbation forbidden in Islam?

“Istimna,” the Arabic term for masturbation that Han also referred to, is a controversial issue in Islam, as there have been varying opinions on its permissibility throughout history. The Quran has no clear reference to masturbation and the authenticity of many hadiths is questionable.

Despite Han’s assertive religious stance, only a limited number of Islamic interpretations categorize masturbation as “haram,” while most of others call it a “makruh” (disliked) act. Many of the mainstream Islamic interpretations even allow it in certain conditions, like if the act could be used to avoid the temptation of an extramarital affair.

Han, who has more than 12,000 followers on Twitter, was mocked on Turkish social media on May 25, after newspapers published his latest television “fatwa.”

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one Twitter user asked, while mentioning Han’s Twitter user name.

“So you think that being pregnant is a God-given punishment?” another user asked.

[IwantbustyKim]

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry at the stupidity of religion.

[JohnWuSeh]

Ignorant donkey do understand science

[Gaambirsarawak]

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry at the stupidity of religion.

Are you also insulting those who worship statues, burning money for the dead as well?:rolleyes:

[IwantbustyKim]

Are you also insulting those who worship statues, burning money for the dead as well?:rolleyes:

ALL religions.... but especially those who demand their wives have sex on camels...

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/04/30/muslim-scholar-wives-must-have-sex-even-on-camels-when-husband-demands-it/

[newyorker88]

I really wonder did he had pregnancy in his hands in his afterlife before he reincarnated to be where he is now.

[4getful]

:D:D:D life is never bored when u heard these.

[assrammer]

i hope i don't see my beds, bolsters, pillows, blanket, PJs in the afterlife......... i wet dream many times before.........

[Jiaolang]

Are you also insulting those who worship statues, burning money for the dead as well?:rolleyes:

Ya we burn money for our dead out of respect.

[IwantbustyKim]

Ya we burn money for our dead out of respect. At least we dun advocate beheading in our holy texts :rolleyes:

Dun anyhow say okie... later people get upset...

https://roguejew.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/muslim11.jpg?w=530

[ddog]

Of course we know what circumcision was for: prevent masturbation, but studies shown it doesn't make people masturbate less.
Sex, shelter, security, food, etc are basic needs one cannot deny. What surfaced from the yahweh god belief (woman hater) was 3 Abrahamic religions: Judaism, Islam and Christianity all shared the same source. All 3 tries to replace one's basic needs which is to supress it and replace with the 'god' idealogy (thank god for food, god guides your life, refrain from sex, every little things attributed to god, etc). This creates an unnatural tension and gap and an unsatisfying relationship with the unknown, and thus hate, jealousy, etc arise. That's why these people are like this. Just a doggy thought.

[KCisBad]

Of course we know what circumcision was for: prevent masturbation, but studies shown it doesn't make people masturbate less.
Sex, shelter, security, food, etc are basic needs one cannot deny. What surfaced from the yahweh god belief (woman hater) was 3 Abrahamic religions: Judaism, Islam and Christianity all shared the same source. All 3 tries to replace one's basic needs which is to supress it and replace with the 'god' idealogy (thank god for food, god guides your life, refrain from sex, every little things attributed to god, etc). This creates an unnatural tension and gap and an unsatisfying relationship with the unknown, and thus hate, jealousy, etc arise. That's why these people are like this. Just a doggy thought.

Religion is like sex, when it comes to sex, guys brain goes to the penis.
When it comes to religion, the brain goes to the backside.


All religious leaders will agree that it takes faith to believe in God.
Not reasoning, not logic.

But they use reasoning and logic when it is convenient, when it is on their side.
They use logic to convert people. some times emotions.

Then when logic and reasoning is not on their side, (ie there is not answer or they cannot answer) they say things of God cannot use logic and reasoning. You need faith. :cool:

[IwantbustyKim]

Religion is like sex, when it comes to sex, guys brain goes to the penis.
When it comes to religion, the brain goes to the backside.


All religious leaders will agree that it takes faith to believe in God.
Not reasoning, not logic.

But they use reasoning and logic when it is convenient, when it is on their side.
They use logic to convert people. some times emotions.

Then when logic and reasoning is not on their side, (ie there is not answer or they cannot answer) they say things of God cannot use logic and reasoning. You need faith. :cool:

And that is why I don't have faith in faith itself. Its a social construct designed to keep the general population or believers in line while their leaders do as they please and justify their actions by quoting some ancient pre-scientific text or ritual that have no resemblance to social norms today.

The sooner you free yourself from the shackles of what some person said in the past to control people, the sooner you get to enjoy life as it is today to the maximum, aka have as much wanton (But safe) sex as possible.....

[IwantbustyKim]

Talk cock can kill faster

:D

Its not how long you live, its how well you do... cos this is it... there is no more afterlife and especially where you can get 72 virgins (that is just plain dumb)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpMTFBg48

[KCisBad]

https://youtu.be/hEI5js4RCpc



Also, I heard the one where they say "72 virgins? Is just 72 other idiots just like yourself! "

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Made me laugh until my stomach cramp.

[Gaambirsarawak]

Its not how long you live, its how well you do... cos this is it... there is no more afterlife and especially where you can get 72 virgins (that is just plain dumb)

Oh ye Born again envangelist Xtian. You keep commenting on the koran. How about you sharing with us what is written in your bible concerning Sex? :rolleyes:

[assrammer]

so must marry your pregnant hand in the afterlife. can marry up to 4 some more.......

[IwantbustyKim]

so must marry your pregnant hand in the afterlife. can marry up to 4 some more.......

But I only have 2 hands! lol... so if a gal jacks me off... her hands also becum pregunt?

[IwantbustyKim]

https://youtu.be/hEI5js4RCpc



Also, I heard the one where they say "72 virgins? Is just 72 other idiots just like yourself! "

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Made me laugh until my stomach cramp.

Hahaha.....

[assrammer]

what about those have feet fetish?......... 4 limbs....... there you go......hahahhaha..........

[lyulka]

To be fair and square.

All religion is the same now adays.

Christian. The god being all mighty, Who created everything, yet still needs u to donate 10% of ur pay.
Why? God need USD AND sgd?

Taoist. Eh. No comments. must admit that I do noy know in depth

Buddhist. Buddha advocate Karma. Be good to people. Yet we have raciost aunties who speak foul of other people. Never do a deed of selflessness. Yet go Buddhist lodge and just pray for blessing with incense joss sticks. Real Budhist don't pray with joss stick. And they try follow the way of Buddha's teachings. How many buddhist know the teaching of buddha nowadays?

Having say all this. There are religion people who follow true to the original teachings of their religion.

At the same time, alot of poeple use the name of their religion in vain.

Although I am a Chinese decendant and is a free thinker. I respect all religion's true teaching.

please read in depth about other religion before condamning 1 religion base on just 1 extremist/lost view.

[IwantbustyKim]

To be fair and square.

All religion is the same now adays.

Christian. The god being all mighty, Who created everything, yet still needs u to donate 10% of ur pay.
Why? God need USD AND sgd?

Taoist. Eh. No comments. must admit that I do noy know in depth

Buddhist. Buddha advocate Karma. Be good to people. Yet we have raciost aunties who speak foul of other people. Never do a deed of selflessness. Yet go Buddhist lodge and just pray for blessing with incense joss sticks. Real Budhist don't pray with joss stick. And they try follow the way of Buddha's teachings. How many buddhist know the teaching of buddha nowadays?

Having say all this. There are religion people who follow true to the original teachings of their religion.

At the same time, alot of poeple use the name of their religion in vain.

Although I am a Chinese decendant and is a free thinker. I respect all religion's true teaching.

please read in depth about other religion before condamning 1 religion base on just 1 extremist/lost view.

Erm let me correct you, all religions, especially ORGANIZED religion is the same. When you have ORGANIZATION, you will undoubtedly have POLITICS. When you have POLITICS, you will undoubtedly have Dickheads proclaiming they are messengers of said religion and they get a POWER trip from that. When they have POWER, they make mindless followers who will listen to whatever they say, including

1. Donate $$$ to their cause so that their wife can become Mega superstar cos its God's will, its God's will not to let you have more $$$ because you are just a follower.

2. Donate $$$ to his charitable foundation so that the venerable can go gallivanting with his gay boyfriend to australia.

3. Give your children to him as pageboys so that his humsup priests can molest since they need to be "celibate".

4. Ask your followers to burn and slash people's homes because they don't traditionally belong in the land your followers live in.

5. And of course not forgetting

a. Make women and non-believers live as 2nd class citizens
b. Promote world-domination through the blood, death and destruction of non-believers
c. Make their followers go on suicide missions to save the ORGANISATION
d. Stone people who happened to be in love to death
e. Behead people who mock their leader cos he is beyond reproach
f. Marry and consumate with underaged girls
g. Justify sexual slavery