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Tuesday May 2, 2006
The Star, Malaysia
He’s 33, but his wife is 104
HE IS 33 and single while she claims to be 104 and has been married 20 times.
When Muhamad Noor Che Musa tied the knot with Wook Kundor in February, it was his first marriage and her 21st.
The 71-year age gap did not seem to pose any barrier to the unusual couple from Kuala Berang, Terengganu, Harian Metro reported.
The ex-serviceman was quoted as saying that he had found peace since marrying Wook and did not have any qualms introducing her as his wife.
“Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long.
“However, about a year ago I secured a job at a sawmill in Kuala Berang and stayed at Wook’s house for months without paying a single sen,” he said.
Muhammad admitted that many did not understand his decision to marry Wook and felt that their marriage was weird. Some even questioned his motive for marrying a woman old enough to be his great grandmother.
“But this is Allah’s will. My intention towards Wook is very sincere. I am not after her money as she is poor. Her only asset is her deep religious knowledge.
“Through her, I can deepen my knowledge of the religion while at the same time help her master the Romanised script,” he said, adding that their love was based on mutual respect and care.
Initially, Muhammad said he sympathised with Wook as she was all alone in the world, but over time, that feeling turned into love.
Wook, who is childless, hoped that people would not judge them.
“I hope people will view our marriage in a positive light as we have not done anything that is against the religion,” she said.
Kosmo! highlighted complaints by Bangsar residents of sleepless nights due to entertainment outlets which operated until the wee hours of the morning.
The tabloid said its checks showed that most of the outlets operated until 3am, beyond the 2am deadline stipulated by Kuala Lumpur City Hall.
No one is too young to die. read this news story, at just 26 years old but died while watching a movie.............
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Tuesday May 2, 2006
The Star, M'sia
Chef dies in sleep during movie
KUALA LUMPUR: He went to sleep while watching an action movie.
When it was over, Chia Seng Chin’s girlfriend found him slumped in the chair.
The 26-year-old Chia, a chef, is believed to have died of a heart attack.
It was halfway through the movie Election 2 at the Cheras Leisure Mall at 1pm when Chia told the girlfriend he wanted to take a nap and to wake him up later.
When the girl could not wake him up after the movie, she called the security guards for help.
Chia was then taken to Hospital Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia where he was pronounced dead upon arrival.
Police have classified the case as sudden death.
Hi,
Your post not so related to "Adult Discussion". I have policy not to zapp, but others will not be so kind. Read the newbie stickies and beg forgiveness from Sam.
Thursday April 27, 2006
The Star
DIVORCE WOMEN IS "HIAO CHA BO"??
Remark on divorcees provokes outrage
At the Dewan Rakyat
Reports by LEONG SHEN-LI, ZULKIFLI ABDUL RAHMAN AND ELIZABETH LOOI
A PAS (ISLAMIC PARTY OF MALAYSIA) MP got into hot water for saying that women divorcees were gatal (randy), angering women MPs including one from the Opposition.
Women and Family Development Minister Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil was winding up the debate on the Ninth Malaysia Plan, touching on the number of divorce cases and steps taken to overcome marital problems.
At one point, Abdul Fatah Harun (PAS – Rantau Panjang) stood up and asked if some women who divorced their husbands were more intent on getting separated.
“I’ve seen these single mothers when I attend gatherings or parties. They didn’t look like they were sad about getting divorced. Instead, they seemed to be gatal,” he added.
Shahrizat told him that it was an insult against women and demanded a retraction.
The Dewan then erupted into shouts of biadap (rude) and tarik balik (take that back) from Barisan MPs against Abdul Fatah.
Several women MPs, including Agriculture and Agro-Based Industries parliamentary secretary Datuk Rohani Abdul Karim stood up to chastise him.
Chong Eng (DAP (Opposition) – Bukit Mertajam) also got into the fray, demanding that the PAS MP not cast aspersions on divorced women.
Shahrizat questioned how Abdul Fatah came to his conclusion and asked him to organise a women development programme in his constituency.
“I have gone around the world and given praise of Malaysian men but Rantau Panjang has not learnt how to respect women,” she added.
The commotion died down when Deputy Speaker Datuk Lim Si Cheng told Abdul Fatah to retract the word and urged Shahrizat to move on with her speech.
jimmyccc
02-05-2006, 05:06 PM
if i wanna read the news... i'll get the newspaper....
Spanked worker wins damages
April 30, 2006
A JURY awarded $US500,000 to a woman who sued her employer after she was spanked in front of her colleagues.
Janet Orlando, 53, quit Alarm One Inc, a home security company in Fresno, California, in 2004, saying she couldn't bear the humiliation of what the company called "camaraderie-building exercises".
The exercises included being made fun of, forced to eat baby food, wear nappies or get spanked on the buttocks with an opposing company's metal-poled yard signs, court documents revealed.
there's a thread on jokes... this newbie is just trying to lighten our day with some funny real life news... cheer up guys...
Divorce rejected: Chinese court favours platonic love
April 17, 2006 - 7:08PM
A 76-year-old Chinese man has failed to get a divorce from his wife of 50 years on the grounds of the marriage being sexless.
State media reported today that the man, identified only by his surname Ma, complained to a court in south-west China's Chongqing city that he had not slept with his wife for years.
Instead, he said, he wished to live with his girlfriend, who is in her 40s.
The court rejected the request, arguing that the love tying the couple together, although platonic, must be strong and stable since they had remained married for half a century.
AFP
there's a thread on jokes... this newbie is just trying to lighten our day with some funny real life news... cheer up guys...
Thanks Kiro. This is not really thread on jokes but on true events whic is Strange...but then is true events. I have feels it is nice to share a bit of strange but true events to spice up the days after finish reading some other sexy stories posted here.
Cheers guys......
Castrol
02-05-2006, 05:30 PM
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A JURY awarded $US500,000 to a woman who sued her employer after she was spanked in front of her colleagues.
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if i am not mistaken, before i read this report yesterday or the day before from the straits times, i read about how a man was killed by a hit and run car. this man was about to collect about 200k as compensation from the state for being wrongly imprisoned for 10+ years.
i compared the amounts and i thought, shit... spank my buttocks anytime boy... :D
Fake doc arrested for door-to-door breast checks
April 21, 2006 - 10:41AM
A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, say police.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital. "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
Reuters
Chinese needing bigger bras ::p
From correspondents in Beijing
April 25, 2006
BRA producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.
"It's so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras," Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China's commercial hub.
"You...never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic."
The report, seen on the daily's website on today, said that the Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet pressing demand.
The Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology released a report last week saying the average chest circumference of Chinese women has risen by nearly 1cm (0.4 inch) to 83.53 cm (32.89 inches) since the early 1990s, the daily said.
This phenomenon, it said, was due to women eating more nutritiously and taking part in more sport.
Similar growth in the average height of children prompted a rethink last year in Beijing on the height allowance for free bus rides.
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Affair With Sister-In-Law (True Story from overseas)
I have known my sister-in-law for sixteen years now. She is forty-three. Although she lives a hundred miles away, we see each other during family visits two or three times a year. I became physically attracted to her eleven years ago, but I never shared with her my feelings until last year. She had been unhappy in her marriage. I couldn't blame her. Her husband never was a family man, didn't treat her with respect, and - as I found out later - did not satisfy her sexually. I, on the other hand, have always been a good husband to my wife and a father to my children. She often complemented me on that. At one time, she even told her she should have married me. She said this in front of her own husband. Last year, we were sitting in her backyard drinking wine and beer. Both my wife and her husband went to bed, leaving us both alone. She proceeded to open her heart to me, sharing with me all her unhappiness and frustrations with her marriage and her life in general. She told me that I, on the other hand, seemed so calm and cool and that I had it all together. It was at that time I, too, was not happy and had a confession to make. I told her I had been attracted to her for several years. I then kissed her. She responded positively by opening her mouth and accepting my advance. However, after another kiss, she pushed me away saying it was all wrong. She then went into the house and to bed. The next morning, we left to return home. She remained in bed. I was sober and hung-over and felt like I made a big mistake. My wife called her from the cell phone, and my sister-in-law had apparently been bawling her eyes out. When I got home, I called her up to apologize. She said she was totally distraught the next day but had since gotten over it and said we were just drunk and it was all a big mistake. She forgave me.
However, I started receiving emails from her, and then she started instant messaging me. She admitted she was attracted to me, too, and it quickly turned into an Internet affair. Finally, after three months of passionate emails and messages, she came to visit. We made love several times, and we fell in love. We have since gotten together again during another family gathering. We are seeing each other again next month. As she is coming alone, I managed to arrange a rendezvous at a local hotel. We are madly in love with each other, and she is actually planning to move her whole family nearby so that we can be close. I would have never imagined being in such a situation. But then I see the amazing, evil, impossible, and dumbfounded things that love has done to people over the ages and I feel I, too, am caught up in something I have no control over. I have met the woman of my dreams that satisfies me in every way - emotionally, physically, and intellectually. And she is my sister-in-law. -Noah, 39
The Other Side's Better
I am a married man and in love with my wife, but I had the experience of a lifetime. One night, I was working late at the office. There was no one around except for Marco and Leslie, my two processors. Marco is a young guy who is not the most attractive man, but I have seen his package through his pants and it seems to be huge. Leslie is a very attractive, sexy woman who is not afraid to show off her body. She has a great chest and flaunts it regularly. The two flirt quite heavily in the office. To make a long story short, we were all flirting, talking about sex, and then one thing led to another until I experienced my first threesome. I hate to admit it, but I enjoyed the sex with Marco more so than with Leslie. Marco did have an enormous package and knew how to use it. I am at a crossroads in my life because I think I might be gay. -Tony, 29
Dental Bliss
When I was nineteen, I dated the first guy I ever fell in love with and with whom I had sex. Since we were both new at having sex, we both wanted it all the time. Once, he called me asking if I could come over to his house the next day during the afternoon to have sex because he was busy that night. I had a dentist appointment during the afternoon, so I couldn't. He didn't let me get away, though. He suggested we wake up early and spend the morning together. So, I woke up at 7:45 a.m. on a Saturday to be at his house by 8:00 to have sex. I was so tired, but I was quickly aroused. We had sex three times that morning. I can honestly say that I have never been so relaxed in the dentist's chair. -Georgia, 21 :D
Calling It Even
I was in a three-year relationship with a married man. Knowing this was going nowhere, I had an affair with some guy at work. I loved the idea of having him there. We had our long and kinky lunches. He was also married. Knowing that my at-the-time boyfriend would never leave his wife or make any type of future with me, I didn't really care. I gave in to this guy at work who was a better kisser. I was into his kissing and the foreplay. When we finally slept together, it disappointed me and sort of ended it. He was upset and sad, and he felt he gave me too much. So, he arranged for us to meet and for my boyfriend at the time to see us. He was successful. He caught us and confronted me. Of course, I denied it all. He still accepted me for awhile, but it was never the same again. I felt dirty, but yet I didn't care because who knows what he did at home. Nothing, he insists, but come on. I am not stupid. So, I thought, knowing all of the consequences, I convinced him that I had been sort of forced. He gave me the benefit of the doubt, but then it backfired on me! My boyfriend called the guy at work and confronted him, and the idiot confessed to our little secret. I was upset, of course, but most importantly I lost my boyfriend over it. So, I took revenge and went to the guy at work's house and left a note to his wife for her to call me in regards to her husband. Smartly, she didn't, but instead she confronted him. He kept calling me nonstop looking for answers. Of course, I didn't answer, but I felt a lot better knowing he was ruined. After all, he ruined my relationship, too. So, I call it even. -Nikki, 24 :p
4 Tricks to Hot Quickies
By Laura Snyder
Sometimes you're in the mood for a fancy sit-down dinner with all the romantic trappings. Sometimes you'd rather swing around the drive-thru and grab a burger and be done with it.
Sex isn't very different. Sometimes you just want to get it on and just get on with the rest of your day. But despite its hasty nature, having a satisfying quickie needs a little advanced planning. Here's how to make the most of yours.
Quickie Trick #1: Seize the Moment
Quickies are a great time-management tool for busy couples. No matter how pressed for time you are, you've always got a few minutes you can make the most of. But first you've got to see the opportunities when they, uh, arise. No procrastination allowed!
Quickie Trick #2: Start Your Engines
For women especially, it can be difficult to get your rocks off when there's no time for foreplay and the whole act itself plays out in under fifteen minutes. That means you need to get a head start on your man by either warming yourself up with a little mental engagement, or by enlisting the aid of some lubrication.
Quickie Trick #3: Get your Motor Running To maximize your enjoyment, do what works for you. If there's a move in your repertoire that's guaranteed to get you off, go for it. If not, focus on the passion of affair. Let yourself get swept away knowing your partner just had to have you now. If that doesn't send you over the edge, you'll at least have fun creating a memory you can recall next time you need a nudge toward climax.
Quickie Trick #4: Feel Free to Recline the Seats Make your quickie as comfy as possible. After all, you're not going to have any fun if you're worried whether the bathroom door will fly open at 30,000 feet. Dress for the occasion (i.e. clothes with easy access) and choose a locale that feels comfortable to you. You might be surprised to learn you can have just as much fun in your hallway as you do in your bedroom. :D
Sexy Sis-In-Law
This should not happen, but it did. One day, I was at home. I took the day off. My wife was at work. Her little sister called and said she needed some money to buy a bikini outfit. I said sure, come on over. So, she came over to get the money. She left and came back to show me what she had bought. I thought she was going to show me it from the bag, but she went to the bathroom to put it on and came back in the room. All I had on were my shorts and a t-shirt. When I saw my sister-in-law in that bikini, I said, “Damn, you look sexy!” Then she saw that I was excited and said, “Damn, what's up with that?” I felt ashamed. Then she said, “It's okay.” Then she came and sat on the couch with me. All she had on was that bikini. Then she started to rub me. I said, “This is wrong.” She said she wanted to thank me for giving her the money. The next thing I knew, we were on the floor. We had oral and regular sex. We hooked up twelve more times after that. She is married now. We are still close. We just don’t do it anymore. But I’d love to do it one more time. -Al, 28
:D Chinese women queue for orgasms
September 2, 2004
CHINESE women are queing up to test a new medicine that aims to help them achieve orgasm, in another example of the more open attitudes to sex being adopted in a traditionally conservative country.
More than 200 female volunteers had registered by the end of August to act as guinea pigs for clinical testing of the "female viagra" drug by the Beijing University No 1 Hospital, the Beijing Morning Post said.
Organisers and doctors said they were surprised by the number.
"More independent and outspoken Chinese women are paying attention to the quality of their sexual life, a long-time taboo in Chinese society," said Zhang Miao, the doctor in charge of the tests.
"There should be no problem to recruit 400 volunteers considering the increasing popularity of our test," said Zhang.
Agence France-Presse
Wednesday May 3, 2006
The Star, Malaysia
‘Possessed’ housewife slept with medium for 51 times
By ARUNA CHING CHZE
KUALA LUMPUR: A coffee shop waiter who claims to be Jiu Huang Ye (Ninth Emperor of the Kingdom of God) told a housewife she had evil spirits and the only way to exorcise them is to have sex with him.
The 41-year-old woman, identified only as Madam Tan, alleged she was hypnotised into submitting herself to the so-called medium.
Within six months, she went to bed with him 51 times. Not only that, the medium, known to her as Chong, charged her RM20 to RM50 as ritual fee per session.
After several sessions, Chong went a step further. He asked Tan and her family to shift out of their home to a place nearer his because her house was “filled with evil spirits.”
Getting bolder later, he moved in with Tan and her family in their new house.
Tan’s husband, who did not know what was going on, did not object as he believed this could help his wife who had been constantly falling ill since October last year.
The medium also gave an emerald talisman to Tan’s three-year-old daughter, purportedly for protection.
Tan’s husband only knew about the matter after he found out that she was taking contraceptive pills. Realising what the medium had been up to, he chased Chong out of the house.
The medium then threatened to put a curse on the family.
Yesterday, the couple and their child came to the office of MCA public service and complaints department head Datuk Michael Chong to seek his help.
Michael believes there were many victims of such mediums. He urged them to be brave and come forward to expose the culprits.
“Many victims are afraid to reveal this dark secret. We really hope these women will step forward and I promise to treat their case confidentially,” he added.
Ref: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/5/3/nation/14131449&sec=nation
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