Men's Charter rules. If there is, what would you want included?

[MoeLanYong]

Men's Charter rules:

1. When I want to go fishing, Thou shall not object.

2. When we divorce, we shall cut the baby into half. Women have the option to let go of their half.

3. I get the bed ALWAYS. You can sleep on the sofa.

4. When there is no food at home, I reserve the right to order KFC. Breast and thigh meat. Spicy.

5. When you touch my beer, I reserve the right to mess up your cosmetics.

6. The toilet seat stays up.

7. The car is mine. Not part of matrimonial assets.

8. 12am to 7am is No Quarrel Zone.

9. When you pull the blanket, I reserve the right to pull back.

10. If you don't like my opinion on your clothes, don't ask.


Feel free to add on....

[Jiaolang]

11) Every morning make me a sandwich
12) You have to suck my dick on command

[Jiaolang]

13) If u slap me, I have the rights to bitch-slap you back.
14) If u wish to mingle with ur male friends without me complaining, Dun complain when i fuck someone else.

[theupmostone]

15) A woman shall have sexual intercourse with two different men every week. Such a woman in attempting to comply with this requirement shall make her intentions known unequivocally.

[whiteswallow]

16 ) What is mine is mine ; what is yours is yours . ( Gender equality )

[jacky43]

There are wives who are sick in her brain. She whack up her hubby pretty bad and, the court says is ok he had to take it. Well thats aint fair although not much cases in the world.

Side track. This gen in the MRT we sees reserved seats and, ones a while male FTs were sitting on it. I put myself in his shoes eg PRC.

His fucking mind is his country has the powerful military that will march into this red dot. And reserved sitting does not apply on FTs. White male too and often I sees it in mrt trains.

Good it become advantage to local guys. We stand up even there are vacant seats because we want the chicks to admire us. No need to look like Cpt America and THOR.

Another issue on FHM mags it seems like into 2012, the editors focus 75% on male FTs thats the reason it does not hit sales target. Nothing wrong with the models rather is the articles. I would not spend $7 to be told ang mo had longer dick then Asian. Will you?

[theupmostone]

17) Men shall be entitled to maintenance. Eligibility and quantum of maintenance shall be assessed on case-by-case basis.

[pinkypanther]

16 ) What is mine is mine ; what is yours is yours . ( Gender equality )

I support this one too :D

[joncheong]

Men's Charter rules:

1. When I want to go fishing, Thou shall not object.

2. When we divorce, we shall cut the baby into half. Women have the option to let go of their half.

3. I get the bed ALWAYS. You can sleep on the sofa.

4. When there is no food at home, I reserve the right to order KFC. Breast and thigh meat. Spicy.

5. When you touch my beer, I reserve the right to mess up your cosmetics.

6. The toilet seat stays up.

7. The car is mine. Not part of matrimonial assets.

8. 12am to 7am is No Quarrel Zone.

9. When you pull the blanket, I reserve the right to pull back.

10. If you don't like my opinion on your clothes, don't ask.


Feel free to add on....

can give her the car by all means ...car is more of a liability with debts to be paid...unless in the rare event it has been fully paid in cash upfront ...:D

[Raddy69]

17) Men shall be entitled to maintenance. Eligibility and quantum of maintenance shall be assessed on case-by-case basis.

Let me further redefine the scenario if I may :

17a) If wife caught having affair outside of marriage and the husband filed for divorce . The husband should be entitiled to be given maintanence based on his last drawn reported income .

17b) If the couple had children , the husband should be given full custody rights to the children and the wife must equally share the financial burden of raising the children.

17c) The wife will be allowed visitation rights to the children subject approval by the children and the husband.

18) If the husband suffers physical and verbal abuse by the wife , the husband have a right to take out a court protection order against the wife.

19) The husband must be given the right to control his own financial resources .

20) The husband should be given the right to expect to have sex with his wife at least once a week failure which the husband can have sex outside of marriage.

21) The husband should be given his own space to hang out with his friends and do whatever he wants without endangering his sacred married institution.

[igor123]

Yes totally support this thread. Men also need equal protection.

[MoeLanYong]

17a) If wife caught having affair outside of marriage and the husband filed for divorce . The husband should be entitiled to be given maintanence based on his last drawn reported income .

17b) If the couple had children , the husband should be given full custody rights to the children and the wife must equally share the financial burden of raising the children.

17c) The wife will be allowed visitation rights to the children subject approval by the children and the husband.


This is the part that really stinks. When she cheats, we lose care and control of the children, regardless. What wrong did we do?! Seriously. :mad:

[jazp]

22) For whoever that cheats shall bear the full cost of divorce (e.g. lawyer fees, admin fees etc etc etc)

[MoeLanYong]

22. Children should be given a right to choose which parent by 10 y.o.

23. Access to children must be equally divided. The father has an equally important role in today's context.

24. The care and control of girls must return to the father when the mother remarries. Too many cases of step fathers sexually abusing their step daughters.

[LetsplayBall]

Prenuptial agreements should be allowed and recognised

[4getful]

17) Men shall be entitled to maintenance. Eligibility and quantum of maintenance shall be assessed on case-by-case basis.

Com'on u want to be begger like those women r begging now? Do u noe many women despise those women on maintenance fee? It is shameless to take money without doing any work. Taking what is not given but order to do it. Even begger stand under hot sun to act pitiful to beg, this maintenance thing is worst than a begger. Besides that how many genuine cases u have seen women who truly in needs to survive, gets the maintenance fee!

[4getful]

22) For whoever that cheats shall bear the full cost of divorce (e.g. lawyer fees, admin fees etc etc etc)

Cheating or adultery only helps expedite the divorce application. Having sex with a person whom not the husband regardless whether is it in marriage, is already cheating. Nonetheless, the fee shall be paid by the party who submit the application.

[KohOnly21]

25. Women should satisfy their husband with at least covered blowjob if that is what we like. If this condition does not fulfilled, we are excused to find our own pleasure with the condition that we do it with string attached. :D

[BowieKnife]

Let's also have some protection for men.

[iDog69]

Don't keep asking for sex. My kkj needs a breather every hour or two.

[theupmostone]

Com'on u want to be begger like those women r begging now? Do u noe many women despise those women on maintenance fee? It is shameless to take money without doing any work. Taking what is not given but order to do it. Even begger stand under hot sun to act pitiful to beg, this maintenance thing is worst than a begger. Besides that how many genuine cases u have seen women who truly in needs to survive, gets the maintenance fee!

Firstly, no body needs to know whether one is on maintenance. Secondly, it is not shameless, in that you are getting what you are entitled to. You are not begging but taking what is rightfully yours.

[denshachikan]

1) If women commit sexual crimes, photos and names will be published (ref. female sch teacher had sex with student, identity no reviewed.)

2) If men booked underage FL who misrepresented themselves or by their agent, the offense shall be on the FL and agent unless it can be proven beyond reasonable doubts the men in question are seeking underage sex.

[69Sniper]

Besides that how many genuine cases u have seen women who truly in needs to survive, gets the maintenance fee!


brudder sometimes de women ask 4 maintenance is bcos they wan to get revenge on de ex-hubby oso & make him suffer ;)

[FishPartner]

Some just miss their ex but can't admit it or let them go.

[sky_liner2]

can give her the car by all means ...car is more of a liability with debts to be paid...unless in the rare event it has been fully paid in cash upfront ...:D

I support this too, have the car by all means, I mean actually I don't own one.

[Splitter100]

26. My money is my money, Your money is your money.