Is mine gal pregnant?

[betta]

For the month of March her period was late by 10days, totally missed her period for the month of April and now alreadi a week into May and her period have not come. Is mine gal pregnant? Fellow bros pls advise. Thanks alot.

[euphoria777]

How would we know??? :confused:
We didn't screw her!!! :rolleyes:

[jimmyccc]

yo betta.... go and buy pregnancy tester and check la... not even $10 and peace of mind...

[milo_man]

Do we look like a pregnancy kit to u??Drop a few drops of urine on our heads n we show u -ve or +ve?? Go n buy one la or c a doc..Dunoe y u waste time in asking here?

[nuclearkid]

A pregnancy test kit is not expensive, my friend. I think its under $20. Rather than agonise over the wait, why not hop down to Guardian or Watson's? If she's pregnant and you don't intend to keep the kid, its always better to act early, the earlier the better.

[Boss_555]

Well some gals can miss period for one month one!!! but to play save pls buy a test kit to confirm.

[D!ckster]

...Is mine gal pregnant?...
haizz...holidays seem to be upon us earlier n earlier each time...:(

[PKTM]

For the month of March her period was late by 10days, totally missed her period for the month of April and now alreadi a week into May and her period have not come. Is mine gal pregnant? Fellow bros pls advise. Thanks alot.

Wa piangzzz... sibeh like primary school maths problem sum leh!!! I think this is a trick question from betta.

My Answer is:

Assuming her period is regular with 28 days interval. With March having 31 days in the month and 30 days in April + 7 days in May now, there is a total of 68 days. But her menses was late for 10 days in April so we substract 10 to 28 days = 18 days and whole of April is 30 so we add 30 to 18 and that is 48 days and further add 7 days to 48 is 55 days. Subtracting 28 regular days interval from 55 days, her menses is late for 27 days, almost a full cycle liaoz. So the final answer is that her menses is late for 27 days.

Teacher, correct anot?

[clarenceT]

For the month of March her period was late by 10days, totally missed her period for the month of April and now alreadi a week into May and her period have not come. Is mine gal pregnant? Fellow bros pls advise. Thanks alot.
Ask not...
Do u must..
test kit..
..
May the Farce Be Wif U..
Good Luck Bro..
:p

[AD69]

How would we know??? :confused:
We didn't screw her!!! :rolleyes:Bro,

After reading your answer, I laughed until buay tahan......Good one bro. Hahahaha

[AD69]

So the final answer is that her menses is late for 27 days.Wah bro, your calculation on the menses very chim......

[tungsten]

As the brothers here suggest, go and get the kit.

If it drags on, there will be more complications should you want to go for abortion.

Not to mention that woman will tend to be more attached to their unborn child as times goes by.

[obelisk]

wait another 7-8 months to see whether got baby pop out anot...
if got, means she confirm pregnant...:D

[buzzing]

huh... welcome to parenthood...

if our brothers calculation is correct.. she is more than 2 months pregnant..

u cannot forget about buying the test kit, save the money, just go to the doctor.. best advise is from there not here!!!

By the way.. u shoot inside or not?? got condom or not??

If you know the answer to those 2 questions.. u probably know whether ur girl is pregnant or not... :)

The most pressing question...... IS THE BABY YOURS?!

cheers!!

[falanc]

Well, if you wanna wait for another few months before getting the test kit, then maybe you can save the $20 and see the stomach (Whether it gets bigger) and you will know:D

[SingViet]

You young punk huh? want to screw gals but don't know how to handle pregnancy? Want to screw raw, don't be afraid of pregnancy. Grow up.. young boy

[Acerpac]

For the month of March her period was late by 10days, totally missed her period for the month of April and now alreadi a week into May and her period have not come. Is mine gal pregnant? Fellow bros pls advise. Thanks alot.

Wa piang eh! You forget to put multiple choice answer.
1) Yes
2) No

Like that can choose ma!

Go get a test kit from Watson or Guardian lah. You'll sleep better.

[zhivago]

wanna save $$ on condom and u'll get nothing but worry lor.

go see a doc and he'll answer u promptly...

[Timax]

Bro,

To find out... 3 ways.....

1. Used Pregnant Kit

2. See Doctor

3. Wait 10 months see got baby come out boh. :D

[itsabt6x]

like SHOTGUN.....:eek:

[spermmann2003]

Ok, i think i am the only one with the right answer.

YES, ur gal is pregnant already.

Satisfied?

Bet ur next question is: What must i do if my gal is pregnant?

My answer (in advance): Ask her to give birth because our friendly govt gives baby bonus.

But.... what happens if u are a kiddy urself? Kid take care of mini kid

[donjean]

Read below is you dont understand the procedure :

Purchasing a Pregnancy Test
Pregnancy testing is not a difficult task. However, it is one that carries a lot of importance to the test taker. This means that you will want to be sure to read all of the instructions before taking the test to ensure that you do it properly and that you don't make simple mistakes. This will help you have the most confidence in your pregnancy test results.
You will first need to select a pregnancy test and purchase it. Some women feel more comfortable with certain brands or types of tests. Most tests are fairly equal to one another, despite branding, packaging and cost. You may wish to look into purchasing a multiple pack of pregnancy tests as many women like to confirm the first test in a few days. It can also save you money to purchase tests in bulk, even if it's only two or three tests.

Read the Instructions
Even though pregnancy tests are fairly simple, be sure that you read all of the instructions before starting the test. You can easily blow the simple test by not following the instructions. Most test kits provide you with a number to call if you have further questions. The instructions usually also come with drawings and in English and Spanish. Be sure to ask the company if you have any questions, before or after taking their pregnancy test.

Opening the Test
Only open the sealed portions of the test when you are ready to take the test. Have a clean space set up for you to lay the components down. Be sure that you have everything you need before you begin. The watch really is the crucial part that many people forget. Having the watch can help you answer many questions about the reading of the pregnancy test.

Hit or Miss?
If your test kit included a small specimen cup for you to catch your urine, or if the instructions tell you to aim for the pregnancy test stick and you're worried about it, never fear! You do not need to use that exactly. It is perfectly acceptable to collect your urine in a clean cup and simply dip the test stick in the collected urine or use the dropper included with your test. This makes it potentially less messy and requires less aim on your part.

When to collect urine?
Your first morning urine (FMU) is the most likely to contain large enough amounts of the hormone human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG). Pregnancy tests work by detecting small amounts of hCG in your urine. Since you tend to not get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night more hCG builds up in your urine.
Most pregnancy tests request that you wait until the morning that you expect your period or the next day prior to testing. Some tests are designed to test a couple of days before that, but they are still best done when you awit until the date you expect your period. hCG builds in amount as you advance in your pregnancy. Blood tests are more sensitive than urine tests.


When to collect urine?
Your first morning urine (FMU) is the most likely to contain large enough amounts of the hormone human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG). Pregnancy tests work by detecting small amounts of hCG in your urine. Since you tend to not get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night more hCG builds up in your urine.
Most pregnancy tests request that you wait until the morning that you expect your period or the next day prior to testing. Some tests are designed to test a couple of days before that, but they are still best done when you awit until the date you expect your period. hCG builds in amount as you advance in your pregnancy. Blood tests are more sensitive than urine tests.

What comes next?
If the test is negative.
You should expect your period to start within the week. If your period does not start within the week you should retest. If you still get a negative result it is time to consult your doctor or midwife for further testing.

If the test is positive.

Congratulations! Be sure that you are avoiding things that are bad for your baby and pregnancy like alcohol, cigarettes, drugs and even some medications. If you take a regular medication call the prescribing physician immediately to ask what you need to do.

Take a prenatal vitamin. The ones at the store are fine for now. Your midwife or doctor will tell you if you need something else.

Call your midwife or doctor to make an appointment. Sometimes it takes awhile to get in. Don't worry. If you have questions or problems you can still call for help prior to your appointment.


I can help you by penetrating my finger in your gal's pussy too if you want but i cant tell whether she is pregnant or not....:D

[jimmyccc]

hahaha... post so long... let me make it short...

1. buy testing kit
2. collect some urine into a cup and get some sample
3. put a few drop into the kit at specified place and wait for a while
4. if one red line u safe... if two red line... congrats...

[Pokimon1]

Is mine gal pregnant? .[/QUOTE]


As you sow so shall you reap!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

[slider_72]

... Is mine gal pregnant? ....

Sigh, since boss did not appear to correct your mistake, I guess I will have to take on this burden.

The correct phrase should be "...Is my girlfriend pregnant?...". The usage of the word "mine" in this sentence is wrong. Also, it is preferable if you spell out the word "girlfriend" instead of using the shortform "gal".

[bart]

Threadster Betta likes malayu babes a lot. Wonder this girl is minah? You marry her must coinvert. Keena cut foreskin. Pain pain.

[slider_72]

If his girlfriend is a Muslim and he made her pregnant, assuming Betta is not a Muslim himself, then it would certainly be a "fore gone" conclusion; his foreskin will be gone in due course.

[jimmyccc]

Threadster Betta likes malayu babes a lot. Wonder this girl is minah? You marry her must coinvert. Keena cut foreskin. Pain pain.

saying about converting... i nearly kena convert also... hahahahaha... got caught by police screwing a malay babe in my car.... :D

[sjb1994]

saying about converting... i nearly kena convert also... hahahahaha... got caught by police screwing a malay babe in my car.... :D
Bro, don't worry. in this circumstances, just stay calm, prove to them you are not a Muslim, than it is safe, As Syariah Law can only act on Muslim (unless you are in a full Muslim country), only the gal in trouble, non-muslim are safe.

Why I know, I kena twice.

[jimmyccc]

Bro, don't worry. in this circumstances, just stay calm, prove to them you are not a Muslim, than it is safe, As Syariah Law can only act on Muslim (unless you are in a full Muslim country), only the gal in trouble, non-muslim are safe.

Why I know, I kena twice.

I am in a muslim country that time??? the police malay somemore... luckily not the ugama people... if not today my name will be Hj Jimmy bin Abdullah... no offence

[facial]

bRO, HIGH CHANCE that she is. Pls go and see a doc.

[GoldenMonkey1]

All the lau jiaos damm funny sia......couldnt stop laughing after reading the second post.....and the more i read, the louder i laugh....damm funny.....

My Wife miss 8 weeks b4.....so........is up to you!! :rolleyes:

[foolosopher]

u bros make my day manz..... hahaa...

[betta]

Thanks alot for the advice bros. Will try out the pregnancy test kit.

[bart]

Thanks alot for the advice bros. Will try out the pregnancy test kit.

If not too much trouble, an you let us know results? Just for interest.

[jimmyccc]

gonna wait here for the result.... hehehehe :D very kan cheong

[betta]

Thanks for your consent bro Jimmy, but mine gal is at work la, cant test now.

[slider_72]

Thanks for your consent bro Jimmy, but mine gal is at work la, cant test now.

Sigh... there you go again. I think the correct word to use is "concern" and not "consent". Also, the use of the term "mine gal" is wrong.

[Brother...Bob]

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[bart]

Thanks for your consent bro Jimmy, but mine gal is at work la, cant test now.

Hey, any results yet?

[curiousboi]

Hey, any results yet?

haha...bro bart, u are like de father of bro betta hor...cant wait to carry grandchild issit?? :D

and since when we got an engrish teacher is sbf??:confused:

[big dick]

Hey, any results yet?

bro betta.. how the result? hope she is not pregrant.. anyway if she is... pls do the right thing and be responsible... no abortion now... if u dun wan the baby, can always give it up for adoption.. but it will be best if u can be totally responsible and be a good father...

jus my two cents worth

[AD69]

Wah ... seems that all camping here waiting for result.

[JPimp]

Is mine gal pregnant? Fellow bros pls advise. Thanks alot.

Betta, what a ridiculous question?!? are you taking a piss at us?!? No no, get you gal to log in here and take a piss at us and I assure you, I will give you a result!

Alternatively...buy a test kit. Underage so too shy to buy one, pm me, I give it to you

[buzzing]

so.. u kenna first prize?

wats the result?

[bart]

I think our betta keena shotgun already. He usually post almost every day, a few messages around the forum. His last post was 9th May. A few days already. Must be he no mood to come here to update us. Too busy thinking over options.

Well, good luck to you, Bro betta.

Also a lesson to the rest of us. Wanna do raw with regular partner? Can, make sure on the pill, patch IUD etc.

[bart]

Just saw our betta active on another thread. Wonder if he's gonna let us know the results..