How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)

[IwantbustyKim]

Source URL (http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/11/how-to-have-sex-on-a-plane-and-not-get-caught-5240823/)

How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuiCQa7pfEo

Want to join the mile high club?


Obviously we totally advise against it. Sex on a plane is (technically) illegal.
But *if* you were going to slip into the toilet for a sneaky session this is how you should do it (theoretically speaking, of course).

First, have a HUGE row with your girlfriend, wife, partner, lover, friend with benefits. Whatevs.


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Make sure the whole of the aircraft hears how much you really really hate them.


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Be considerate. Take the row to a quieter place… say, for example, the toilet. Together.


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[IwantbustyKim]

Lock the door. BAM.

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Make sure you scream and shout really loudly. You need to ensure the plane knows you are having the wildest of rows.

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Oh yes.

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[IwantbustyKim]

Now for the exit. You hate each other, remember.


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Perfect. Mission complete. Thanks Jimmy Tatro.

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[oldslywolf]

If you bang her too hard won't the plane shake too or have vibrations ?

[sicknasty]

If you bang her too hard won't the plane shake too or have vibrations ?

lol very good question

[TiuJBGorHai]

got to ask cabin crew how often they feel vibrations from toilet :D

[sex crusader]

Please fasten your seat belt even if u are making out!:D

[kennethlee]

Thanks for sharing

[shiokshiokrelax]

nice interesting share.

[TiuJBGorHai]

Please fasten your seat belt even if u are making out!:D

Seat belt is long enough for 2 persons? :p

[DeChosenOne]

got to ask cabin crew how often they feel vibrations from toilet :D

maybe cabin crew also creating some vibrations else where :D

[MixGrill]

good one TS !!!! :)

[Sexactiveguy]

Don't get caught in turbulence while in the deed, may kill you:p

Saw it in "1001 ways to die", a couple die cause their necks got snapped when the turbulence threw them up towards the roof of the plane suddenly.

[donkeykong999]

Don't get caught in turbulence while in the deed, may kill you:p

Saw it in "1001 ways to die", a couple die cause their necks got snapped when the turbulence threw them up towards the roof of the plane suddenly.

They did it in the toilet too?

[sony2002]

read from some stories here that a bro managed to hook up with air stewardess during long haul flight and had quickie in toilet?

but after sitting several long haul, realized that is not quite possible, where got chance to have 1-1 chat in the same plane? When the lights turned off and passenger went to sleep, i tried go to the kitchen area, but the stewardess are either busy working or chatting among themselves.

[Lamborghini]

If you bang her too hard won't the plane shake too or have vibrations ?

Unless HULK is having sex in the toilet. :p

[sadfa]

read from some stories here that a bro managed to hook up with air stewardess during long haul flight and had quickie in toilet?

but after sitting several long haul, realized that is not quite possible, where got chance.

Read t storys here skeptically la.

Sq so anal, heard they sack ppl for small things.
If t stewards fk one another or passengers in t air, I bet immediate sacking. Should b same for other airlines.

You think they so stupid n horny to fk n lose their jobs over a minor meh?