Setting up Massage Parlour [Archive] - The Asian Commercial Sex Scene

Castrol

14-06-2006, 01:28 PM

I thinking of setting up a massage parlor for Pets because I think it good money because people now a days pamper their pets so much!

:eek:

you mean i can bring my pet frog there to get his expensive frog legs a massage? :D

chickenzip

14-06-2006, 01:51 PM

I thinking of setting up a massage parlor for Pets because I think it good money because people now a days pamper their pets so much!

got "special service" for the pets boh....? :o :D

geckoSG

14-06-2006, 01:52 PM

you mean i can bring my pet frog there to get his expensive frog legs a massage? :D

That's a good one, I had a good laugh! It's nice to hear such funny jokes
once a while! :D

TommyPingPong

14-06-2006, 01:54 PM

you mean i can bring my pet frog there to get his expensive frog legs a massage? :D

Yah! With Frog foot reflexology too! :D

TommyPingPong

14-06-2006, 01:55 PM

got "special service" for the pets boh....? :o :D

Ha ha ha! That is good service for pets!

Pokimon1

14-06-2006, 02:19 PM

you mean i can bring my pet frog there to get his expensive frog legs a massage? :D

How about a PUSSY massage?:D

ninja turtle

14-06-2006, 02:45 PM

you mean i can bring my pet frog there to get his expensive frog legs a massage? :D

How to do special for your pet frog? :D

kefuso

14-06-2006, 03:38 PM

got "special service" for the pets boh....?

hmmm...perhaps those pets that are born here will be considered as local FL...no pics will be given or else the owner might feel disgraced...those that are imported overseas will be catergorised and priced accordingly to their respective countries, such as born in Thailand will be 130/90/2...born in korea, japan and western countries will be priced between 150 to 180 etc...Of course pic links will be provided for owners to choose which pet FL they think their pets will like....All pet owners must produce their pet birth cert to certify their country of origin so that there will be no misunderstanding among 3 parties involved (pet shop owner, pet owner that bring their pet to provide xxx and pet owner that bring their pet for quick release).... :p

Can also provide FR for other pet owners to view and decide for each respective pet FL...Most importantly, if both owners are of opposite sex, perhaps while their pets are bonking in the pet saloon, they can check in into a hotel to have their own fling as well... :D

Castrol

14-06-2006, 03:50 PM

How about a PUSSY massage?:

oh yes, there's for the pet owner. :D

How to do special for your pet frog? :

just get a female milf toad for him to mount on. :D

kefuso

14-06-2006, 04:21 PM

just get a female milf toad for him to mount on. :D

Bro, u so cruel huh...let yr pet frog to mount on a female toad...both different species leh....its just like letting a horse to mount on a donkey and their offspring is called a mule :D

Castrol

14-06-2006, 04:31 PM

Bro, u so cruel huh...let yr pet frog to mount on a female toad...both different species leh....its just like letting a horse to mount on a donkey and their offspring is called a mule :D

hahaha... we can convince the frog and it wont know the difference, just like the okt tell us they got jap FL just becos the FL can speak some jap. :D

lobang1

20-06-2006, 04:58 PM

bro ag188, why u ask? u want to let your business or start a new one?

TommyPingPong

20-06-2006, 06:58 PM

stormromper

20-06-2006, 11:35 PM

The real challenge is in how to stay on the correct side of the fence of Changi Resort, and not where to get the supply or capital. :D

max_priest

21-06-2006, 12:11 AM

............................Most importantly, if both owners are of opposite sex, perhaps while their pets are bonking in the pet saloon, they can check in into a hotel to have their own fling as well...

Bro, thats a good idea b'cos you can have a fling without getting suspicious or being questioned by your GF or spouse ... agree? Just slip out for a quickie on the pretext of bringing your pets for grooming or massage ... :D :p

max_priest

21-06-2006, 12:16 AM

But seriously speaking, TN Massage shop good biz because there are plenty supply from PRC. After each raid, sure new stock replenish on!

Of course, bro ... flesh trade is always a $$$ spinners business. Just look at Thailand, the flesh trade contributes a whopping 10% of the country total GDP. So do you think the government will abolish this trade? No way!

Prostitution maybe illegal in some countries, but no country can do without prostitution. Good examples are China, Vietnam, etc.

kefuso

21-06-2006, 11:41 AM

Bro, thats a good idea b'cos you can have a fling without getting suspicious or being questioned by your GF or spouse ... agree? Just slip out for a quickie on the pretext of bringing your pets for grooming or massage ...

Time for me to buy a pet!!! :D Think I'll stick to guppies as they are easier to carry and doesn't need much maintenance...kekeke :p

max_priest

21-06-2006, 11:44 AM

Time for me to buy a pet!!! Think I'll stick to guppies as they are easier to carry and doesn't need much maintenance...kekeke

But bro, guppies may not be viable leh. I have not heard of people sending fishes to the vet, grooming shop leh. Your GF or Spouse will ask, "Why Guppies need grooming? Can't you do it yourself?" . Then, you would end up bonking her at home ... :D

kefuso

21-06-2006, 12:41 PM

But bro, guppies may not be viable leh. I have not heard of people sending fishes to the vet, grooming shop leh. Your GF or Spouse will ask, "Why Guppies need grooming? Can't you do it yourself?" . Then, you would end up bonking her at home ...

Hmmm....in that case, I'll tell my gf that my guppy tail and fin is too long and needs to be trim into a nicer fish shape...although this excuse might sounds "fishy" to her....kekeke :D

But if she really still doubtful, then I'll tell her that my guppy is not happy and always moody (seldom swims around but just hang in one corner) and will tell her that I'm bringing him to see a shrink... :p

packardbell

21-06-2006, 12:53 PM

Think ag188 angry with us! But I think this is the most funny response even seen in SB !

But seriously speaking, TN Massage shop good biz because there are plenty supply from PRC. After each raid, sure new stock replenish on!

You are rite on the dot. After all raids taken place. This is the rite
opportunity to go into this trade. All business talks about supply
and demand. Also, risk taking. There is no different for TN business.
Best is now, many supply and many demand but high risk. I think
the risk can be mitigated if it is operated in a safe manner. BIG TIME
MONEY HOR.. For those got retrench is good to give a try. When get
catch, can use this as an excuse for waive the charges.

geckoSG

21-06-2006, 01:30 PM

Hmmm....in that case, I'll tell my gf that my guppy tail and fin is too long and needs to be trim into a nicer fish shape...although this excuse might sounds "fishy" to her....kekeke

But if she really still doubtful, then I'll tell her that my guppy is not happy and always moody (seldom swims around but just hang in one corner) and will tell her that I'm bringing him to see a shrink...

Bro... I must say... U WIN! Such excuse also can! I really laugh myself silly reading your thread and responses from the other bros... Anyway, I think we have pissed the threadstarter liao, he may be seriously wanna do this trade, but what is the cost? If low cost, high output, I dun mind also.... LOLz :D

stormromper

21-06-2006, 01:46 PM

kefuso

21-06-2006, 03:06 PM

lol

I think you buy Fighting Fish better. After every fight confirm need to go grooming.

Must also buy male fighting fish or else wait later I bring one slim and sexy female fish go out and come back with a big tummy how... :p Tell my gf that the vet feed her too much good food until she get bloated....kekeke :D

Michael Chong

21-06-2006, 03:22 PM

Hey guys, if you are really keen to have this side line, i have the contacts or you call it network for gals b/w 21-35, local, Malaysians, PRC, Thai or even Auzie. Currently they are already i this line. But any bros want to know their contacts can call me at 9852 xxxx. Btw, they do also provide outdoor svc. To find out further, give me a buzz.

stormromper

21-06-2006, 03:33 PM

Must also buy male fighting fish or else wait later I bring one slim and sexy female fish go out and come back with a big tummy how... :p

No man, buy female one better. Big tummy give birth to more fighting fishes then you can have more fights and more grooming sessions. :p

Maverick01

21-06-2006, 04:53 PM

hahaha..wat a joke.....issit the babes special service for dog...while owner PCC......

got "special service" for the pets boh....? :o :D

TommyPingPong

21-06-2006, 06:46 PM

Bro, thats a good idea b'cos you can have a fling without getting suspicious or being questioned by your GF or spouse ... agree? Just slip out for a quickie on the pretext of bringing your pets for grooming or massage ...

Good Idea of having a Pet grooming service plus massage at the next compartment of the Pet cum Human massage shop :D

max_priest

21-06-2006, 07:59 PM

Good Idea of having a Pet grooming service plus massage at the next compartment of the Pet cum Human massage shop :D

Exactly my sentiment bro ... We can have a 2-in-one kinda outlet with a Pet Grooming service fronted fuck shop. But what happens if the owner of the pet is a gal? The male & female owners can then interact and see if this male owner can jio the female owner into mutual sex ... :D

Maverick01

22-06-2006, 04:32 PM

bro...r u sure...u sound like zai...if got aussie gals service guys in palour..the shop sure big biz la....mai tu liao then...

Hey guys, if you are really keen to have this side line, i have the contacts or you call it network for gals b/w 21-35, local, Malaysians, PRC, Thai or even Auzie. Currently they are already i this line. But any bros want to know their contacts can call me at 9852 xxxx. Btw, they do also provide outdoor svc. To find out further, give me a buzz.