House Calls at home

[samierk]

Wondering if anybody can share experiences of how safe it is to get an FL home. I stay in an HDB and would really prefer being serviced at home... but the question is, how risky it is?
Can anyone share their experiences and advise?

[sammyboyfor]

Wondering if anybody can share experiences of how safe it is to get an FL home. I stay in an HDB and would really prefer being serviced at home... but the question is, how risky it is?
Can anyone share their experiences and advise?

Ask your mother for permission. If she says it's OK, then there is no more risk. :D

[owen10]

ya bro sam is rite ... i thk d risk lies more with yr family; i.e how u r goin to answer if u r caught!

wat can AV do if they find d gal goin to yr house??? they cant press any charges agt u. u can do anyth at yr d privacy of yr home wat ... juz say she's yr fren lor. u thk AVs so bo liao, whilst u r havin sex they barge into yr house n catch u meh ... not unless she's some murderer or serial killer!!! :D

[tunkudon]

i think if bro stay alone can la...?with family... a bit problem:cool:

[sammyboyfor]

i think if bro stay alone can la...?with family... a bit problem:cool:

What happens if his MP makes a house call while he's fucking her...????:eek:

[cuntlover123]

ya bro sam is rite ... i thk d risk lies more with yr family; i.e how u r goin to answer if u r caught!

wat can AV do if they find d gal goin to yr house??? they cant press any charges agt u. u can do anyth at yr d privacy of yr home wat ... juz say she's yr fren lor. u thk AVs so bo liao, whilst u r havin sex they barge into yr house n catch u meh ... not unless she's some murderer or serial killer!!! :D

For wat i knw, AVs n police cnt anyhw go into our apartments for search/chking unless thy produce a search warrant from the authority. its less risk for that, but u may get harassments by d gal if u nvr rtf her :D

[dondel9599]

i would suggest you bring her to a hotel, unless you are ready for the aftermath. Don't trouble troubles, unless troubles trouble you.

[owen10]

last time i had a frd bring FL home,after that the FL know his add and keep disturbing him by going up his house tell his parent that ur boi make me pregeant this and that and want $$$ to abortion(instead she lieding to get $$$) so it better to get a hotel which cost u $20 and free away from trouble

gd pt there! if both of u had agreed on $XX but u paid her less than tt cos of poor svc, u r in trouble. she may find all means to ka chiow u to pay her bk. n if she's those evil kind n desperate for $$$, like bro above mentioned may even blackmail u or yr family.

best is still go for hotel lah.

[BodyHeat]

What happens if his MP makes a house call while he's fucking her...????
Ask the MP, is erection around the corner ? :confused: And tell him, it is weird to see him now :rolleyes:

[Kyser Soze]

last time i had a frd bring FL home,after that the FL know his add and keep disturbing him by going up his house tell his parent that ur boi make me pregeant this and that and want $$$ to abortion(instead she lieding to get $$$) so it better to get a hotel which cost u $20 and free away from trouble
Oh, that's unwanted trouble. I will stick to the old saying, "Want to eat. Eat outside." :D

[David_Ginola]

Oh, that's unwanted trouble. I will stick to the old saying, "Want to eat. Eat outside." :D

Yeah bro....agree with u. Save all this trouble now.....dun let things happen when it shouldn't be happening.

Cheers

[edack]

would say depends on situation , at times a friend bring back fl n still ok..so u must "screen " the fl ..some fl also dun want to go homes

[jng1103]

I did it once few yrs ago. Paid her $100 for 2hrs/2shots and brought her back to my place(I lived alone). I still prefer my own place coz more comfortable... made her few alcohol drinks and the game got started :p

If u r talking about PRC FL, I dun think u need to worry if she would go back ur place to haunt U. Most of them are not familiar with SG and they only travel around GL area. Of coz, i'm talking about fresh PRC FL. :D

jimbo

[BatistaSG]

I would still prefer to do it away from home.:D

[lacoruna69]

An FL is an FL. All they want is $. Unless she is your GF, just do the deed at the budget hotels. Can't you see there are so many H81 sprouting all over the island...........

[yankim3]

go hotel la. what if bonk halfway, your mother or father come back. or worse, our wife.:eek:

[stephan]

Before I get married, I have ever brought few FL back home n fark, they act as my gal fren. :D

[The_Unrepentant]

Wondering if anybody can share experiences of how safe it is to get an FL home. I stay in an HDB and would really prefer being serviced at home... but the question is, how risky it is?
Can anyone share their experiences and advise?

very safe if u enjoy having ur meals in the toilet. u go hotel police might raid. but they won raid ur house.

[Nonol33]

I tried once at home...still remembered was last year then i was 22 then call the girl come up my place when my mum aslp so nobody knew she came...ask her to come when everyone is aslp then shl be fine...

[PS3SG]

It's just how you look at it....dont bother about how others look at you, just act as if it's your GF

[thomas88]

... but the question is, how risky it is?
Can anyone share their experiences and advise?

Maybe everyone got him wrong as he meant how risky is it in terms of getting Aids or STD....Then I'd say they're equally risky.....:D

[broatsamforum]

Do it Man! You'll feel very shiock & very darling!!
You can try the farking FL in many places like kitchen,
sofa, dining table etc.. Tell her to moan as loud
as she can so that your neighbours ENVY you.. hahah...:D

[Resurrector]

how risky it is?
Can anyone share their experiences and advise?
Where esle is safer than your own house?? :confused: Go bro go, fuck the whole night thru if u like :rolleyes:

[Shuang_Jie_Gun]

Before I get married, I have ever brought few FL back home n fark, they act as my gal fren. :D

all i can say is u r a gd actor! :D

[mwlove]

Hi bro samierk,
I shared the same question about house calls at home. Previously have read postings about some local FL provides over the night service. And think may possible to try bring one back home and relax and take my time. As I don't required ask permission from anyone, may be can try if opportunity arises.:p

But with so many bros pointing out the troubles and risks, it is best we call off such a thought. Although I think it would be shiok to try at least once.:D

[wintay]

As for me, I will still prefer to do it in hotel. Can do it with your mind at ease and has good big bed for you to bonk comfortably. You dun have to think about who will return early in case. That will be very "SURPRISE" when caught in the middle of doing good business... Ha.. Absolutely embrassing....
There is a chinese saying.. "Never Bring a Cow Home to Drink Milk".. Ha..;)

[Rw6828]

I'll bring home provided I stay alone, otherwise, it's a No No.

[KingEros]

There is a chinese saying.. "Never Bring a Cow Home to Drink Milk"...
1) 不要带牛回家喝奶 ... got such Chinese saying meh?? :confused:
2) since when did cows acquire a taste for milk?? :confused:

[David_Ginola]

1) 不要带牛回家喝奶 ... got such Chinese saying meh?? :confused:
2) since when did cows acquire a taste for milk?? :confused:

Hi bro wintay, care to enlighten me on the above? Pardon me for my shallow knowledge.

cheers

[chico_peh]

1) 不要带牛回家喝奶 ... got such Chinese saying meh?? :confused:
2) since when did cows acquire a taste for milk?? :confused:

Bro KingEros,

i think what he meant by "不要带牛回家喝奶" is that dont bring the cow home just to drink the milk, not the cow go your house drink milk... kekeke :P

anyway... i think it shld be changed, it shld say, DONT EAT AND SHIT IN THE SAME PLACE...

HAHAHA

CHEERS~!!! and HAPPY NEW YEAR!~!!!

Chico

[wintay]

Hi bro wintay, care to enlighten me on the above? Pardon me for my shallow knowledge.

cheers

It shoule be saying" If you want to drink milk, dun bring the whole cow home." Got it? Apologise for writing it wrongly in my previous post. Have I made everyone clear? lol....:rolleyes:

[JWNY]

Woman charter dangerous my bros...she can cry rape or something to get us guys into trouble :eek:

It depends how much you trust the FL...if not, must thrust her :mad:

JWNY

[jinrenhe]

1) 不要带牛回家喝奶 ... got such Chinese saying meh?? :confused:
2) since when did cows acquire a taste for milk?? :confused:


Hahaha... ya when wintay first said there is this chinese saying xxx, it kinda sounded logical without giving it much thought
Then when u write it out in chinese, u'd realized it sounded absolutely absurd... Haha this is damm funnie

[etsys]

My small piece of advice.

If you are bachelor, and staying alone, well, bringing a girl home is fun. Provided she is a real FL. Or trouble free ones.

I used to bring and even now bring home - I stay alone. on my own.

Just make sure they dont remember your address, if you are not convinced. Getting them drunk, and making sure they get off before sunrise is good.

Well, no fun like doing it in a house, than a 8X8 room.

And no fear of police.

Of course, fear if the fl dresses slutty and you have nosy neighbours.

[daonterop]

I second etsys..

I've had a few FLs. No probs so far. Just make sure they don create a din in front of your door with their heels or anything of that sort.

Behind doors, it's our game :D

[chickenzip]

What happens if his MP makes a house call while he's fucking her...????

haha...tell the MP this "I'm having my own erection...pls call again.." :D

[jintulan]

haha...tell the MP this "I'm having my own erection...pls call again.."

What happens if his MP makes a house call while he's fucking her...????

depends which MP.
one of them will ask u to bang first(ler seng lorng), so go ahead and finish your banging.

but if the one who wants to fuck first(gan seng) comes along, you're in trouble. :p

[curiosityz]

i still feel at home dangerous there is risk involved.