How to hook up with a MILF ?

[lolb]

I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?

[sammyboyfor]

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?


The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!:p

http://www.seawear.com/images/fish-hooks/shark-hook~102.jpg

[sythe]

The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!:p

http://www.seawear.com/images/fish-hooks/shark-hook~102.jpg

LOLZ thats a good want bro.....

[Rof|maoxz]

I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?

You shld try http://www.hookup.com/ :D

[thomas88]

Sam.....I think your hook is not very suitable unless they're into SM. I've found one which I think is better as it's heavy-duty and will not cause scar.
http://serv2.imagehigh.com/imgss/4717745_Industrial Hook.jpg

[AD69]

Hahaha... that's a good New Year's joke. You guys are good.

Happy New Year to everyone here.

Cheers !!

[voodoodick73]

The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!

http://www.seawear.com/images/fish-hooks/shark-hook~102.jpg


Boss, I guess that's how you seperate the men from the boys... eh? :p

[tunkudon]

ya advice pls.. i can wan to learn from exp... how to hook huh:D

[kingcopa]

Plus u need a realli strong line. U dun wanna it to snap halfway thru.:D

[robinhood]

The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!:p

http://www.seawear.com/images/fish-hooks/shark-hook~102.jpg

Tat's a GOOD ONE.. Sam!

Happy Y2007 to every buddies !!!

[kpkprivate]

I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?

GUYS!! did you all read properly?
He wanna approach HER MAN??!!!

[homie]

hmm to hook up a milf huh.. maybe u can try hav a friendly chit chat wif her or smthng.. den slowly slowy step by step.. lol!! :D

[Castrol]

I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...


use the old fashion way my friend, put on an apron and go to her house to borrow salt or cooking oil from her. then tell her you have forgotten how to cook a dish and invite her to your house to teach you.

once she's in your kitchen, let her take over the cooking. while she's busy with the wok or frying pan, go behind her and grab her boobs. then she will ask you... "you're a samster arent you?" :D

[onion_rings]

"you're a samster arent you?" :D

Bro castrol TQ for yr past entertainment post in 2006. Hope to see more in 2007. Btw happy new year & TQ to spurs too for making liverpool fan feel happier on this day :D

[anothersideofme]

once she's in your kitchen, let her take over the cooking. while she's busy with the wok or frying pan, go behind her and grab her boobs. then she will ask you... "you're a samster arent you?" :D

hahhahaha..... nice one, bro!

[Elementary]

GUYS!! did you all read properly?
He wanna approach HER MAN??!!!Hmmm.......maybe he is bi-sexual.

[Rof|maoxz]

Hey threadstarter!!! Still can't decide which hook to use? :D

[steamystreamsg]

May be he's afraid of pain with such sharp hook.

[asdfghjkl]

anyone knows where to buy that hook? :rolleyes:

[camelot]

anyone knows where to buy that hook? :rolleyes:

why make life so dificult? just flash your ivories and some yusof ishaks will do what...?

[dap26]

Hey threadstarter!!! Still can't decide which hook to use? :D



Let's hope he find a gd hook...:D

[asdfghjkl]

just flash your ivories and some yusof ishaks will do

huh.. gong liao ler.. :confused:

[Asian_Man]

anyone knows where to buy that hook? :rolleyes:

What Kind of hooks u want bro...fish? meat or veg hooks? got different place to buy leh.....kekekekeke:D

[Castrol]

Bro castrol TQ for yr past entertainment post in 2006. Hope to see more in 2007. Btw happy new year & TQ to spurs too for making liverpool fan feel happier on this day :D

welcum welcum bro and happy horny new year! spurs have given liverpool 6 pts from anfield and the lane this season. so whenever you see someone wearing a spurs jersey, say thanks! :D

[PopCorner]

Stalk her to mkt, then offer to help her carry shopping bag.
Purposely fall at her doorstep, u sure have chance to go into her house liao :D

[tryying]

When I ard sec time, I got a chio neighbour. We got talk to each other but only got chance to see her gao geng some time but no chance to bonk her. Sometime use to see her outside and also talk to her. Got thinking of bonking her but she is in debt with my mum, better not. Scare she tell my mum that I bonked her, she ask me to pay my mum back. :eek:

[golden tongue]

What Kind of hooks u want bro...fish? meat or veg hooks? got different place to buy leh.....kekekekeke:D

I think it is also very important to put a big bait on the hook.

Eg of bait: A long, big, thick sausage. This will definately attract the MILF's attention.

[onion_rings]

so whenever you see someone wearing a spurs jersey, say thanks!

Dun worry bro, if i c those female spurs milf fan i will definitely lick them throughly as a thank u gesture! :eek: & those male spurs fan as i walk past them i will just mumble in my heart saying thank u! :D

[nowar]

GUYS!! did you all read properly?
He wanna approach HER MAN??!!!
Maybe he wana find out from her man the ideal bait to use or how big is the dicky to see whether he stand any chance anot :D

An amusing thread to usher in the new year.