What do you say or do when you are caught?

[*FiReWoRkS*]

was just curious what will fellow samsters here do or say when you are caught by yr gf/wife for engaging in commercial sex,having an affair or just stuffs that are being unfaithful to her?

will you try to beg and ask for forgiveness?cos she is still the one that you really love..

or know that you are at fault and just accept her leaving you?

do share your views thanks..

cheers:)

[dirtymonk82]

die die say 'It's wasnt me'

[juzjoin]

unless she caught me having sex with another ger, if not "IT WASN'T ME"

[JWNY]

My girlfriends knew about my "commercial past" ... so they usually close an eye but of course i don't do the dirty deeds openly...

JWNY

[alvinchan7]

Whatever you do .... die die ... do not get caught .. that is the basis of my rulez ...

Do careful planning ... and learn how to wipe out all evidences ... to prevent any mishaps ...

Yeah ... it is good to have some precaution measures or excuses .... but most of the time ... it's a risk and how professional are you to execute them ...

It also depends on different scenerios ....like you mentioned ...

If caught for having fling ... how to undermine that question ?
Being caught having a girl's phone number on your hp ? Having sms sent to you while your wife accidentally read the sms ? Or being caught outside holding hands with a girl ?
There are multiple amplitude to the seriousness of being caught ...

There's always a chance to get excuses to say ... but ultimately ... there's also a line being drawn on whether the success of getting away clean ...

Sometimes ... it also depend on whether your wife are those street smart type .. who will check on you behind your back when she is suspicious on your activites ...

I am sure many bros will offer their excuses based on different scenerios .... so let all the bros here share their excuses based on the different scenerios they have encountered ... and also state their potential success rate :D

Bottomline for me ... NEVER ... I mean NEVER .... get caught ... so it save you time and effort having to please or explain things to your love one.

Cheers,
Alvin

[*FiReWoRkS*]

unless she caught me having sex with another ger, if not "IT WASN'T ME"

but what if she catch you red-handed?

[*FiReWoRkS*]

Whatever you do .... die die ... do not get caught .. that is the basis of my rulez ...

Bottomline for me ... NEVER ... I mean NEVER .... get caught ... so it save you time and effort having to please or explain things to your love one.

Cheers,
Alvin

yeah bro i know and agree with you that the bottomline is don't ever get caught..but how exactly will you respond when you are caught red-handed?

feel remorseful and ask for forgiveness?

or just let it be and let her leave you cos you know you are the one at fault?

and the gf/wife involved is someone whom you love with your life..

[JWNY]

feel remorseful and ask for forgiveness?
If so...one would not have done it in the first place

JWNY

[asdfghjkl]

must ge ge a bit ma.. kekeke :p

[Castrol]

but what if she catch you red-handed?

you mean caught on the bed? pretend to struggle like the girl is forcing you. once you "break free", tell your gf/wife: "its a good thing you arrive in time to save me..." :D

[yankim3]

must see how i was caught lo. normally i will die die dun admit. if caught in bed. hard la. i dun bring home to F one.:o

[mike2006]

Beg on my knees and ask for forgiveness. If don't forgive, i'd force myself on her. Normally after some cuddling and sweet talking, anything can still mend. Most effective way is to shoot inside her and make her pregnant and you get the upper hand.

[no_faith]

tis happens lah
like me, i have a steady gf. but still playful at tat time. my fren jio 2 gers to beach, tink ho sey, can hanky panky liao. in d end no action leh:( only hug hug
so forget it.
who noes abt 2 wks later, one of the ger becum my gf colleague, my face turned pale white when i went to pick my gf up, in my heart i noe tua ki liao, as i saw the expression on her face.
but still manage to get her forgive me? how? admit the mistake, apologize, feel remorse and sincerely want to change, promise her u will do anything to forgive u. finally she forgives me on lotz of conditions. one of dem is, must be home b4 12am every day.
she forgives me not on conditions i promise, is she still has love in me

so if ur ger still have love in u, she will forgive u eventually after u show ur sincerity

but in the end, we still break up.....

[nuclearkid]

I share bro no_faith's view on sincerely seeking forgiveness. Women are more intuitive than what most men give them credit for. And I am dead certain in most situations, no matter how hard you deny, the element of doubt is never erased. The trust would be shaken, if not shattered. Very often, they let the matter pass not because they believe the lying boyfriend or husband, but more because they are tired of the confrontation. Also, I do think some women have built-in tolerances for men's philandering ways and close an eye to it (my wife has warned me about signing on the dotted line if I am caught with my pants down) for the 'bigger picture', may it be kids, afraid of breaking up, etc.

For me, seeking forgiveness is the way to go. Using a lie to cover a lie, well, doesn't quite make things right, does it? Afterall, which would you be inclined to accept if the tables were turned?

[homie]

I share bro no_faith's view on sincerely seeking forgiveness. Women are more intuitive than what most men give them credit for. And I am dead certain in most situations, no matter how hard you deny, the element of doubt is never erased. The trust would be shaken, if not shattered. Very often, they let the matter pass not because they believe the lying boyfriend or husband, but more because they are tired of the confrontation. Also, I do think some women have built-in tolerances for men's philandering ways and close an eye to it (my wife has warned me about signing on the dotted line if I am caught with my pants down) for the 'bigger picture', may it be kids, afraid of breaking up, etc.

For me, seeking forgiveness is the way to go. Using a lie to cover a lie, well, doesn't quite make things right, does it? Afterall, which would you be inclined to accept if the tables were turned?

DAMN TRUE.. i AGREE wif ya bro nuclearkid..:)

[alvinchan7]

yeah bro i know and agree with you that the bottomline is don't ever get caught..but how exactly will you respond when you are caught red-handed?

feel remorseful and ask for forgiveness?

or just let it be and let her leave you cos you know you are the one at fault?

and the gf/wife involved is someone whom you love with your life..

Actually .. I was being caught not once but three times ... hahaa...

Like I say ... it depends on your love one .. whether she is those forgiving type or one that take matters seriously ...

Mine ... is a tough one ... she is ulimately the one in control of my life ... everything ... I mean everything she will check ... there's no stone left unturned ... so thanks to her ...I learnt all the tactics of keeping it secret ... learnt from my mistake ... and now I am master of keeping secrets ...

Yeah ... it's hard ... to tackle being caught red handedly ... first ... in situation like this ... you worry about a lot of things ... everything starts to spin in your head ... *wah lau* ... *die liao lah* ... *how to tell her* ... blah blah blah ....

What kind of worries ?
1. Worried about your family ... (*applicable to married bros ... whether she want to divorse with you ... what happen to the kids .... what shame you face with all your friends/relative knowing it ... etc)
2. Worried for the third parties ... (*if your love one is those vicious one .. she will try her best to humiliate the third party or even confront them...)
3. Finding excuses ... hoping to try to calm her or make her think otherwise that you're innocent ...

Potential excuse for something that can be excused :
(i.e. some girl calling you while she picked up your phone, someone sms you sweet words, caught you sending emails to girl ... etc)

1. So .. if you ever caught red handedly .... first and ulmost is to remain calm ... and not panick ... otherwise (ladies are good in spotting body language) ... she will know straight away you are in guilt ...
2. If you managed to pass the first phase of being calm ... then you have to think of a very clever excuses (again it depends on seriousness and situation you're in) .... Learn from bros here on their advise and excuses :D
3. If she manage to take in your excuses ... there will be still some suspicious in her end ... so stop all activities ...for a duration
4. In the same time ... sweet talk... make love more with her ... make her think that you treasure her and need her .... (*warning: dun go overboard, or else she may suspect you're trying to cover something!) If this is done well ... it will cover all loose holes in her suspicious mind.


Potential excuse for something that you cannot run away from :
(i.e. her friend/relative report to her that you went out with girls/holding hands, caught you drinking or having dinner with some girls, worst: caught you in going in hotel with another girl)

1. So .. if you ever caught red handedly .... there's no way to run ... and definitely ... no excuses to give ... so the best way out is to give the most shocking face you can ever give ... and then break down very miserably(*very important) ... this sudden reaction from you will cause a stir in her heart ... and it will soften her heart to persue things with you on the spot ... (most likely .. she will tell you to go home and settle things)
2. Take the opportunity to think of an excuse ... while you can ... and when during confrontation .... admit all mistake ... and let her scold you till the 19th level of hell ... let her let out her rage ... and you *act pitiful* ... and tell her your excuse ... (mine : I just know this girl that day while drinking with friends ... guys have urge to try girls... and I am foolish to fall into temptation ... blah blah blah ... ) (Never give excuses that you're tired of her or compare the third party with her)
3. If excuse work ... then proceed to step 4 ... otherwise ... prepare for the worst !!!
3. If she manage to take in your excuses ... the trust in you is broken forever .... you have to live with it ... she will start to use this incdent to spike on you ... or check you now and the ... best to stop your activities forever or for a longer duration ... and try a way to ammend your mistake... (try to start afresh with her .... do all the things you and her always did during courtship)
do sweet talk... make love more with her ... make her think that you treasure her and need her .... this time you can go all way out and dun worry about over doing it .... it will take a very ... VERY long time to earn her trust in you again ...

All the best in your future .... that is all I can say ...

Dun get caught ... believe me .. it's not a good experience ...

Cheers,
Alvin

[laodi123456789]

you mean caught on the bed? pretend to struggle like the girl is forcing you. once you "break free", tell your gf/wife: "its a good thing you arrive in time to save me..." :D

I think you have been watching too many movies.

"Wah you come just in time.. her pussy was so tight my dick was trapped"

[Clonie]

ever heard the song "it wasn't me" by shaggy? Follow the chorus :p

Chorus:
But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

[Arofan]

ever heard the song "it wasn't me" by shaggy?

HaHaHa ..... die die dont admit ! I was once sighted by my wife's friend having a lady inside my car ... die die dont admit and act blur after that ..... :D She also bo bian but was on my toe for the next few months :p

[Arofan]

you mean caught on the bed? pretend to struggle like the girl is forcing you. once you "break free", tell your gf/wife: "its a good thing you arrive in time to save me..."

:eek: hahahahahaha ......... like that also can huh ??? After that, your gal will give you a Golden Chicken Award ..... :p

[stephan]

you mean caught on the bed? pretend to struggle like the girl is forcing you. once you "break free", tell your gf/wife: "its a good thing you arrive in time to save me..."

Waw kns! ur skill better than those " die die also dun admit" one! Salute!!! :D

[Shuang_Jie_Gun]

i used to try and ask for forgiveness,takes a lot of persuasion but practices will make things perfect.:p

[eforbidden]

Well, Rule No. 1 is to constantly build trust between the couple. Rule No. 2 is always be proactive to keep a lookout on any suspicious suspicion on your partner (Be proactive rather than passive). Gather up-to-date intel reports on her whereabouts... Missions are always danagerous. But the rewards can be fanstastic. So treat every mission with lotsa prep before taking actions... hahahaha

Just my 2 cents worth... Best if you've spies around her to keep a close watch!!!! hahaha

Happy New Year !!!

[Mr Canon]

Die die cant admit lah

[*FiReWoRkS*]

Actually .. I was being caught not once but three times ... hahaa...

and then break down very miserably(*very important) ...

Cheers,
Alvin

think that is something that require a considerable amount of experience and skill to pull it off..cos my gf is very sharp and understand me so well that she can read me like a book haha..

yeah was just curious about what are the responses of fellow samsters when being caught in the act..thanks for sharing..

if anyone still have any views to share do pls contribute..

cheers:)

[chenggh]

I share bro no_faith's view on sincerely seeking forgiveness. Women are more intuitive than what most men give them credit for. And I am dead certain in most situations, no matter how hard you deny, the element of doubt is never erased. The trust would be shaken, if not shattered. Very often, they let the matter pass not because they believe the lying boyfriend or husband, but more because they are tired of the confrontation. Also, I do think some women have built-in tolerances for men's philandering ways and close an eye to it (my wife has warned me about signing on the dotted line if I am caught with my pants down) for the 'bigger picture', may it be kids, afraid of breaking up, etc.

For me, seeking forgiveness is the way to go. Using a lie to cover a lie, well, doesn't quite make things right, does it? Afterall, which would you be inclined to accept if the tables were turned?

Totally agree what u say. Hope it will never happen to me loh

[no_faith]

instant first reponse will be heong kan liao
second response drop to the floor wif a loud bang and start to shiver, like kana yang dian feng
third at hospital, try to be in deep slp like very sick, dun wake up first
fourth, after few days den wake up, hope everyting slightly calm down
fifth, if wake up liao, she still on fire, act like u have lost ur memories, dun even noe hu u r
lastly, if u can pull thru and she believes you really lost ur memories and take cares of u whole heartedly.....she is d ger u been waiting in ur life

:D like writing drama script rite

[ZIZOUZIZOU]

If you your wife sees you fucking someone else. Call out her name and shout "I am cumming". That what Simon Xing did when his buddy caught him fucking his wife.

[ChinaFriends67]

If you your wife sees you fucking someone else. Call out her name and shout "I am cumming". That what Simon Xing did when his buddy caught him fucking his wife.

Hey Bro, that's a good one to rup it in. :D

[George28_1976]

you might as well turn the tables, sobbing and saying
"this is not what i want, do you think i really enjoy this? If not for your high expenditure do i need to resort to being a man whore? its all my hard earn money you are spending now" :D

[dirtymonk82]

i will just act blur..and try to push all blame to her...say she dont have trust at me :p

[tomandli]

fxxk her hard n make her say sorry

[virginboy]

My friend got caught by his wife for calling the 1900 chat lines .. spent a few hundred dollars monthly on this hobby... now he is in deep shit, wife moved back to her mom, place. However, he still continue to call those chat lines...already addicted to it and cannot stop the urge. I don't really understand the thrill with those chat lines....cannot even see the girl chio or not, what is so fun about it?

[jintulan]

I kena caught once, many many years ago before we were married.
what did i say? absolutely nothing...
really, there was nothing I could say at all.
for reasons unknown to me until today, I was forgiven, and life continued... :D

if you ask me what I was thinking at that moment I was caught, I think it's something like "aiyah, hor lang gan liao!" in a rather resigned manner...

[Clonie]

My friend got caught by his wife for calling the 1900 chat lines .. spent a few hundred dollars monthly on this hobby... now he is in deep shit, wife moved back to her mom, place. However, he still continue to call those chat lines...already addicted to it and cannot stop the urge. I don't really understand the thrill with those chat lines....cannot even see the girl chio or not, what is so fun about it?

hear the voice and imagine the looks..its the imagination..thats why its more provocative to see a woman with some flesh showing here and there than a full naked one.. :rolleyes:

[qw2op]

but what if she catch you red-handed?
u mean on ze bed?

*act shocked as if u've juz seen a ghost* (but actually do nt hv 2 as u r definitely shocked!) ... then exclaim ... "omigod ... darling, how cum u enter fr ze door? ... then ... who ze hell m i f***ing?" :p :D

[tissue]

u mean on ze bed?

*act shocked as if u've juz seen a ghost* (but actually do nt hv 2 as u r definitely shocked!) ... then exclaim ... "omigod ... darling, how cum u enter fr ze door? ... then ... who ze hell m i f***ing?" :p :D


Hahahahahahahaha...

This is a very nice one but the effect may only last for 30seconds maximum..

Cheers / Tissue

[no_faith]

My friend got caught by his wife for calling the 1900 chat lines .. spent a few hundred dollars monthly on this hobby... now he is in deep shit, wife moved back to her mom, place. However, he still continue to call those chat lines...already addicted to it and cannot stop the urge. I don't really understand the thrill with those chat lines....cannot even see the girl chio or not, what is so fun about it?

seems like ur fren still zhi mi bu hui? waste so much yue wang qian and wife left him
summore d lady on other line could be sumting else or juz plain recording machine. rather love chatline den love his wife
bro, maybe u could try to bring him back to reality

[ass_robber]

ger v smart one. Once after I bonk this ger, go find my gf for a bonk, then cos I always do raw, and pull out before I cum. Usually cum alot, but that time cos either in the day already bonk 2x so not much cum left to cum. so smoke some story that heaty then not much cum or some crap like that. Got to be really quick abt it.

another time brought ger back to my apartment, bonk until shiok then my then gf say she coming over. quickly finish up, send her off, throw away all the condom, vacuum the place, make sure bed is neat and no hair of any kind, spray with perfume and some shit like that. then when she come, act like nothing happen and bonk again.

but now v seldom do this kind of thing liao, cos this gf nearly with me 24 x 7.

End of this month bringing my ex-classmate to bali. Hopefully can bonk her. We been building up the tension for a while already.

[DavidCheng]

I will never get caught one. My OC does not know how to drive and I make her a kuku housewife at home. Home is very far away from MRT stations and she will need to walk long distance out to take bus. I make sure she doesn't have enough allowance for Taxi ride also.

My bonking venue is normally in the car where I save on the hotel room charges.:D

Cheap, good and very safe one. hehehehe

[no_faith]

My bonking venue is normally in the car

bro, u not worry tat d ger drop sumting in ur car juz like the drama usually show:D

[ass_robber]

I will never get caught one. My OC does not know how to drive and I make her a kuku housewife at home. Home is very far away from MRT stations and she will need to walk long distance out to take bus. I make sure she doesn't have enough allowance for Taxi ride also.

My bonking venue is normally in the car where I save on the hotel room charges.:D

Cheap, good and very safe one. hehehehe

Just make sure the "kuku housewife" dun have any friends who "accidentally bump into you"

[curiosityz]

wah DavidCheng bro, u very the bad wor... :p

[qw2op]

Hahahahahahahaha...

This is a very nice one but the effect may only last for 30seconds maximum..

Cheers / Tissue

30 sec? ... so precise? ... sounds like sum experience t-o-k wor ... :p :D

[Toyota Honda]

My girlfriends knew about my "commercial past" ... so they usually close an eye but of course i don't do the dirty deeds openly...

JWNY

Same here, bro...

But my current gf is actually my ex sex buddy.. She knew UI was attached but still she was willing to do it with me..

So now, she is cautious about my 'activities' outside but approves them on condition that I wear condom with anyone except her...

For example, just weeks before confirmiung the relationship with her, I broke off with an innocent SYT who still hopes to get back with me.. My gf knows about it but tells me not to tell the SYT that i am attached already for fear of breaking her heart, She says she doesn't mind me going out with her and do anything a couple does..

Envy me huh....

[acidstorm]

So far, I have not been caught. Damn lucky! :cool:

Most of the time, I will plan everything and try to make sure there’s no loop holes. Hard to say, at times after some perfect planning, eventually, there are still loop holes in it.

I recall there’s once I am going out clubbing with my friends. Hence, my friends invited some of his gal friends along. Some ok, some slightly above average.

We went MW to club. I notice one of the gals among the group show some interest in me. So, both of us started talking and as usual my old habit come in, flirting with her. Times passes, actually wanted to start fondle the side of her breast and wanted to French her on the spot. Time to proceed with the next level (body language communication)

Suddenly, a bad feeling from my heart comes in. But, I can’t describe what’s wrong. My friend told me there’s one gal at the side of the table (25 meters from my table) is looking at me. I am thinking who she is. Someone I know.

Indeed is someone I know. Is my GF. My jaw drop, speechless and my mind totally turn blank. Split second, I try to recover from this state. I went up to her and ask her how come you are here. I thought you told me you going shopping with your friends. Of course, I wun tell her I got nothing to do with that girl which I wanted to hanky panky with. Dun split things out before you know what’s really going on.

Act blur and take corrective action as time required.

She told me, one of her wanted to come down here to have some drink and maybe dance abit. After that she tells me that gal who is beside me look quite pretty. I tell her not my type hence before I date her, she ask me why I like about her. One is SYT. She is sweet, cute and petite.

She says so next time if there’s sweet, young, petite gal, you will like to know them. I tell her “YES” as friends ONLY. Coz, she knows I have quite number of female friends outside. Both of us have good communication with one another so things can be talk over.

Rest of the night, din hanky panky and being proactive, I intro my gf to the gal. :D

[*FiReWoRkS*]

So far, I have not been caught. Damn lucky! :cool:
.....

Indeed is someone I know. Is my GF. My jaw drop, speechless and my mind totally turn blank....



so yr gf din catch you flirting with tt girl?

u r 1 lucky guy bro...

[*FiReWoRkS*]

Same here, bro...

But my current gf is actually my ex sex buddy.. She knew UI was attached but still she was willing to do it with me...

...She says she doesn't mind me going out with her and do anything a couple does...

Envy me huh....

waulau eh bro..yr gf is not any ordinary girl already..she is a goddess!!!:eek:

how can any girl be so good man...

i really envy:mad:

[tunkudon]

advice to all bro out there... something like this happen , die die dun admit.. they wont do anything if they love u unless red handed...god bliss you all:D

[acidstorm]

so yr gf din catch you flirting with tt girl?

u r 1 lucky guy bro...

Nope bro. Firstly i will verbally flirt and see if the girl has any reaction. If there's any, i will proceed to kino her, etc.

Like you mention, if my gf find me kino that gal, i be a dead duck. :o

Damn lucky! :D

[DavidCheng]

bro, u not worry tat d ger drop sumting in ur car juz like the drama usually show:D
Dun worry lah. I purposely get a big car so that she will not wash for me mah. Then as and when business are done, I go to petrol kiosk to get the car washers to hand-pick the curly pubic hairs and clear up the dried-up juices loh. Then tell her got overtime work mah...

The other thing that I have succeeded is to drive her out as least as possible. I will hardly drive her out so that she will not find something in the car. Whenever she ask me to drive her out, I will give excuses like I am tired or I have to go to see clients. (actually to have another fling. hehehe..)

[DavidCheng]

bro, u not worry tat d ger drop sumting in ur car juz like the drama usually show:D
Dun worry lah. I purposely get a big car so that she will not wash for me mah. Then as and when business are done, I go to petrol kiosk to get the car washers to hand-pick the curly pubic hairs and clear up the dried-up juices loh. Then tell her got overtime work mah...

The other thing that I have succeeded is to drive her out as least as possible. I will hardly drive her out so that she will not find something in the car. Whenever she ask me to drive her out, I will give excuses like I am tired or I have to go to see clients. (actually to have another fling. hehehe..)

[DavidCheng]

wah DavidCheng bro, u very the bad wor... :p

I am bad? Wait till you see my bloody Cantonese MaCauChee fat woman. Her evil look can really put off my little brother. Even Viagra or any sex performance pills will not help.

Big mistake to marry her and now can't do anything at all. I can only hope she gets a stroke one day.

[larryzotter]

I would say: Wanna join in?

[*FiReWoRkS*]

Big mistake to marry her and now can't do anything at all. I can only hope she gets a stroke one day.



:eek: bro you want your wife dead so badly!!!

oh man..get a stroke 1 day..so that you can just fuck a ger in front of her and yet she cant do anything rite...

you are not bad..you are evil!!!

[Angrycum]

What I did was to act blur and say dunno what you talking about. In any case, die die also I deny any wrongdoing and the backup with sweet talk.

Nowadays I'm very careful liao. Before committing any evil deeds, I will surely call my g/f to see where she is (make excuse to go toilet then phone), if she's around the area, then I will switch venue. Once the dirty deed is done, I will call her again after I send the SYT home.

Any calls or sms also delete and erase after I read it to avoid any 蛛丝马迹 and it's on separate mobile number (company line) catered specially for other women and my clients. Also have a separate email address which i only access from work and never from home under any circumstances. But most importantly, always pay with cash instead of credit card, 100% no traceable history when u throw away the receipt.

A bit extreme but has kept me from being caught for so many years.

[randyboy73]

da si dou bu yao cheng ren.... (die die don admit)

my wife knew i was "eating on the side" but even when she told me her friends saw me in Australia, or in SG with another girl, I still won admit... sometimes better don shoot yourself in the foot. Unless kena caught in bed then bo pian.. if not, it could always be apossibility that she trying to test u to see if you will "piew chui" and bu da zhi zhao....

[tunkudon]

total agree with all bro...die die no admit is the golden word

[@Wendy@]

oh, thanks for the tips and i know how to trace my husband the next time... good info for women... "IT WASN'T ME" ;)

[*FiReWoRkS*]

oh, thanks for the tips and i know how to trace my husband the next time... good info for women... "IT WASN'T ME" ;)

oh-oh..looks like we have gotten a certain commrade of us in trouble liao..

haha sis wendy..go easy on yr husband the next time you interrogate him k:D

actually i know is die die dont admit..but does any bro here have been caught red-handed before whereby u cant deny it?wad did u say or do in that situation?

[ROCKERS]

I can say i don't enjoy my GF that much.......cos i really like having an affair with her sis.......who was in $ problem ...glad i can help her out...

What did i say when my GF caught me with my pants down in her bed?
i wasn't fucking yr sis ....she was fucking me.
they both left me.

[longwinter]

l will keep on denying and insist a No No No to her and give all kind of excuses, but l wont admit de.

Unless unless my gf / wife catches me on the bed with another gal, then that 1 is really bo wei kong liaos lo. Good game liaos = GG.

but sumhow l just feel that, if we are to continue our chionging habits after having a gf / wife, must be really prepared to face serious consequences one fine day lo. Sumtime even we are very very careful in our actions, but if u suay, also will kana. Anyway enough to be say, l feel that l am not a careful person lo.:o

[takashi-san]

I was caught 3 weeks ago when I walked out of the hotel room with my Ex at mandarin Oriental Singapore, bro went there B4 should know the built up, went she was having high tea with my mum, she saw me hug hug and kiss kiss with my Ex, but i manage to cool her down but she taken away all my thing, wallet, cards, and money but left my car key only will give me pocket money.

[Johnston]

being catch is never good experience.
in old days when still young, somehow manage to sianed two x sch gals
that time i think what, i the man, MAN. :D

until one day...........
Girl A talk to Girl B: hey you got bf yet not hah?
GIrl B: yea and his name is......
A: no shit thats my bf too!

and next thing my hp ring with girl B number but is A who answer.
then its all play finished already haha

[bivalve]

i think you have been watching too many movies.

"wah you come just in time.. Her pussy was so tight my dick was trapped"

sibei funny!! :d:d:d

[危险情人1]

this forum contain many useful thread. thanks

[LostALau]

yeah bro i know and agree with you that the bottomline is don't ever get caught..but how exactly will you respond when you are caught red-handed?

feel remorseful and ask for forgiveness?

or just let it be and let her leave you cos you know you are the one at fault?

and the gf/wife involved is someone whom you love with your life..

Bro, the answers are already in your question. If your wife/gf is someone you love with your life, beg for forgiveness lor. Otherwise, try to give an excuse and if it does not work, let it be and let her leave you then look for a new gal.

[LostALau]

I can say i don't enjoy my GF that much.......cos i really like having an affair with her sis.......who was in $ problem ...glad i can help her out...

What did i say when my GF caught me with my pants down in her bed?
i wasn't fucking yr sis ....she was fucking me.
they both left me.

Clever answer. You managed to get rid of both to move on to new territory. :p

[LostALau]

I was caught 3 weeks ago when I walked out of the hotel room with my Ex at mandarin Oriental Singapore, bro went there B4 should know the built up, went she was having high tea with my mum, she saw me hug hug and kiss kiss with my Ex, but i manage to cool her down but she taken away all my thing, wallet, cards, and money but left my car key only will give me pocket money.

You damn lucky. That shows your OC loves you very much to give u a chance to repent. So be careful not to be caught again otherwise next time your OC will give you the bicycle lock and food coupons. :D

[takashi-san]

You damn lucky. That shows your OC loves you very much to give u a chance to repent. So be careful not to be caught again otherwise next time your OC will give you the bicycle lock and food coupons. :D

Ya the more she loved me the more i felt sinful, so next time must find a hotel with no cafe, one more time i scare not bicycle lock may be a pair scissors waiting for me..:eek:but no worry la this time go my Ex house and eat slowly slowly........