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peter_lee_1969
24-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Need to ask fellow bros here what actions will police take if i'm in the midst of enjoying my hj or fj and the police suddenly raid the place?

1. They leave alone to cum then arrest?

2. They ask me to put on clothes then arrest me together with the meimei into the van?

3. If arrested, is it a must to call families to bail out?

4. No arrest, just questioning and will record name?

5. No arrest, no anything, just ask me to go home?

Thank you!

imate
25-05-2007, 01:06 AM
1st thing, I dunno whether to laugh or cry when I saw your post. To answer your questions.

1. U think u got mood when kenna caught with pants down? And even if let's say u got mood, u think police still let u cum? Common sense.

2. Of coz they will ask to put on clothes. Then go out let everyone see your balls dangling? Like that they will charge u with another indecent exposure. U up lorry not too sure, but heard is IF ONLY u make trouble when kenna caught.

3. U watch too much tv. Ask family bail u out? Only if u want to die. If kenna caught ask friends to bail out liao.

4. Depend your luck. If u come out with some lan jiao excuses like u r a paying customer, most prob up lorry go mata chu drink kopi. I personally will tell u go IMH check up. Of course keep quiet. At most say she is your gf from china etc. Answer when only need to answer.

5. Ask u go home? Wait long long.

After answering these questions. I have half a mind to unload 4 rounds onto u. I will give u the benefit of the doubt. If u r a working adult, please ask sensible questions. If u r still a kid, please go back to school. School holiday haven't start yet. This is not the right place for kids to be in. Maybe try hanging out at Far East more often rather than here. And finally if u r maybe a 40 year old virgin, go get a life?

Hardnuts
25-05-2007, 01:15 AM
Believe it or not! Men caught in action will not be arrested but your name, NRIC No, contact No will be taken down.... and if you don't want any trouble just agree to be prosecuting witness...so simple!!!!:cool:

DirtyHarry
25-05-2007, 01:33 AM
1st thing, I dunno whether to laugh or cry when I saw your post. To answer your questions.

1. U think u got mood when kenna caught with pants down? And even if let's say u got mood, u think police still let u cum? Common sense.

2. Of coz they will ask to put on clothes. Then go out let everyone see your balls dangling? Like that they will charge u with another indecent exposure. U up lorry not too sure, but heard is IF ONLY u make trouble when kenna caught.

3. U watch too much tv. Ask family bail u out? Only if u want to die. If kenna caught ask friends to bail out liao.

4. Depend your luck. If u come out with some lan jiao excuses like u r a paying customer, most prob up lorry go mata chu drink kopi. I personally will tell u go IMH check up. Of course keep quiet. At most say she is your gf from china etc. Answer when only need to answer.

5. Ask u go home? Wait long long.

After answering these questions. I have half a mind to unload 4 rounds onto u. I will give u the benefit of the doubt. If u r a working adult, please ask sensible questions. If u r still a kid, please go back to school. School holiday haven't start yet. This is not the right place for kids to be in. Maybe try hanging out at Far East more often rather than here. And finally if u r maybe a 40 year old virgin, go get a life?

Er Bro, think threadstarter said ganna caught in HC/TN leh. Say u up ur china gf in TN/HC?? Think the mata will laugh to head drop lah...


Believe it or not! Men caught in action will not be arrested but your name, NRIC No, contact No will be taken down.... and if you don't want any trouble just agree to be prosecuting witness...so simple!!!!:cool:

If you are caught with your dick hanging in the open, mata can charge u with indecent exposure. If you are caught with your dick in the girl's mouth, you can be charged with having unnatural sex. If you are caught with your dick inside the meimei, you will be charge with having sex in a public place. HOWEVER, what bro hardnuts say is right, the mata is not after the man, they are after the ladies. Just say the truth and you will be fine (no pun intended).

peter_lee_1969
25-05-2007, 09:14 AM
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After answering these questions. I have half a mind to unload 4 rounds onto u. I will give u the benefit of the doubt. If u r a working adult, please ask sensible questions. If u r still a kid, please go back to school. School holiday haven't start yet. This is not the right place for kids to be in. Maybe try hanging out at Far East more often rather than here. And finally if u r maybe a 40 year old virgin, go get a life?

Bro you cant get the humour behind option 1 is it? cum too much and affect your sense of humour :D

Anyway, thanks for the feedback.

Looks like if kena caught name and ic will be taken. quite troublesome if applying job in civil service. everything will be dig out.

Doran Gray
25-05-2007, 09:32 AM
Wat you do in your private life and if you wanna cheong for all you want, it doesn't affect your career in the civil service unless it is a criminal offence. The most, you will be charged under the civil law.

Of course, if you are some high-flyer who is in the administrative grade earning around S$30k per month, then I suggest you better not cheong and behave yourself to save the high-paying job. Go and get yourself some mistress or "keep" woman can already.

Anyway, take note that you will be up lorry if you sign in under a false name in any HC if there is an AV raid.

Hope the above helps to clarify the doubts about your job and cheonging career, bro! :D

Cheers,

cutemon
25-05-2007, 09:55 AM
I agree with Bro imate.....:)

pocketrocket
25-05-2007, 10:33 AM
"I'M NOT STUPID" ...So said the Police

Many of them also go cheong all these MPs. How often do they do the raids and what prompt them to do it? Complaints or suka suka up to them or their Tao Kay on top?

peter_lee_1969
25-05-2007, 11:04 AM
"I'M NOT STUPID" ...So said the Police

Many of them also go cheong all these MPs. How often do they do the raids and what prompt them to do it? Complaints or suka suka up to them or their Tao Kay on top?

I won't be surprise if such raids are part and parcels of stiff competition between such joints. Also, newbies who are pissed off by constant bullying, degrading and zapping here may revenge by reporting / complain to police. Their mentality is this: Since you don't want to share, i'll make sure no one else gets to enjoy it.

Sometimes, hdb owners staying in the vicinity (esp housewife) will call up the police to lodge a report. so they lan lan have to raid.

FYI, our police will take action only when there is complaints.

jurassic_prick
25-05-2007, 08:55 PM
When I 1st saw this thread, I was feeling quite curious too. I was hoping that some unlucky bro who actually kenna caught with pants down can share their experience.

To be honest, it does cross my mind sometimes about the possibility of suay suay kenna caught in the act. But then again, the small head always seem to overrule the big one, so still cheong lah! :p

But if some bros got solid info to share, will much appreciate.

akan88
25-05-2007, 09:25 PM
RAID alway conduct at night?

pocketrocket
26-05-2007, 08:59 AM
RAID alway conduct at night?

Yep! Only after the place is closed and everyone had left the building. Ha!

Ha! Sorry to be mean...It's Sat monring and I gotta work...

Raid can be anytime of the day bro! So, make sure you practice at home first on how to quickly pull up those pants of yours :D

kk84
26-05-2007, 11:18 AM
I went to Pearl Centre last november, and was scouting around with a friend for a good shop to enter. Then notice got 3 policement on the elevator behind us. Then 1 stop right in front of the elevator while the other 2 carry on walking, scarily, still behind us.:eek:

In the end, my friend and I also stressed until no mood, we make 1 round to look look, tcss like, wah, here don't have your shop lah! Etc etc :D Then we made haste and left.

Well, thats quite the first and last time we went over to PC, havent gone there yet ever since. Bad memories, LOL

k_focus
27-05-2007, 12:10 AM
Just to share my encounter during Av raid, I kenna once in HC, once in TN shop, for HC raid, av just will push open the door and said checking, I am quite lucky to just having msg at that time, they came too early, if not I sure kenna caught with ACTION haha, and if you don't get caught doing extra, they just check your IC, and let carry on msg. another time when I met them at a TN along east coast rd, also lucky, just finished action, chet chat with the gal when AV came in, just ask to dress up and go out, check IC, than ask me, you know this shop is open illegally open? I said I don't know, they open so I come, they just let me go and said next time must check, just DON'T argue with them, you will be fine. goodluck to all bros.

pocketrocket
28-05-2007, 12:09 PM
Just to share my encounter during Av raid, I kenna once in HC, once in TN shop, for HC raid, av just will push open the door and said checking, I am quite lucky to just having msg at that time, they came too early, if not I sure kenna caught with ACTION haha, and if you don't get caught doing extra, they just check your IC, and let carry on msg. another time when I met them at a TN along east coast rd, also lucky, just finished action, chet chat with the gal when AV came in, just ask to dress up and go out, check IC, than ask me, you know this shop is open illegally open? I said I don't know, they open so I come, they just let me go and said next time must check, just DON'T argue with them, you will be fine. goodluck to all bros.

So you're saying even if you're full naked but not in the process of some specials, the cops let you be?

SamuelEto
28-05-2007, 02:25 PM
Need to ask fellow bros here what actions will police take if i'm in the midst of enjoying my hj or fj and the police suddenly raid the place?

1. They leave alone to cum then arrest?


Thank you!


No, actually the policewoman will help you. She will strip naked and let you bonk until you cum. Then depending on your performance, she will decide whether to charge you. If your performance is too lousy, she will charged you. But if your performance is too good, you will end up being black mailed by her to becomne her toy-boy !!

kk84
28-05-2007, 03:56 PM
Sounds Great! Can someone give me the schedule on her raids please? :D

pocketrocket
28-05-2007, 05:06 PM
Sounds Great! Can someone give me the schedule on her raids please? :D

You sure about this bro? Coz we forgotten to mention to you that the Police woman is a 70yrs old lady with his boobs near touching the floor while she is standing up. Ha! :D

Castrol
28-05-2007, 05:28 PM
5. No arrest, no anything, just ask me to go home?


they will ask you to go to other HC/TN. :D

k_focus
28-05-2007, 10:31 PM
Yes, they never say a word about nake, but BEWARE, at hc counter, when you register, must write real name and write properly, my friend kenna caught and went to court, Find $1000.

jurassic_prick
28-05-2007, 11:31 PM
Just to share my encounter during Av raid, I kenna once in HC, once in TN shop, for HC raid, av just will push open the door and said checking, I am quite lucky to just having msg at that time, they came too early, if not I sure kenna caught with ACTION haha, and if you don't get caught doing extra, they just check your IC, and let carry on msg. another time when I met them at a TN along east coast rd, also lucky, just finished action, chet chat with the gal when AV came in, just ask to dress up and go out, check IC, than ask me, you know this shop is open illegally open? I said I don't know, they open so I come, they just let me go and said next time must check, just DON'T argue with them, you will be fine. goodluck to all bros.

bro, thanks for sharing. some luck u got, to be actually involved in 2 raids but both times not with pants down!

Drifter79
29-05-2007, 06:20 PM
I strongly believe that the Police knows what is happening inside HC/TN. Maybe some of them will also visit these places. The fact is, most of the time, the won't raid unless complaints. They fine ppl who dun write their real name is because if Aids or maybe Dengue breaks out in that joint, they wanna to be able to contact you and do some Damage Control!!

Peregrine
30-05-2007, 03:14 AM
I strongly believe that the Police knows what is happening inside HC/TN. Maybe some of them will also visit these places. The fact is, most of the time, the won't raid unless complaints. They fine ppl who dun write their real name is because if Aids or maybe Dengue breaks out in that joint, they wanna to be able to contact you and do some Damage Control!!

From what I understand, many ppl just anyhow scribble their name on the book. I do so too. Miss a number here and there...:cool:

wahleoweh
08-06-2007, 03:20 AM
Yes, they never say a word about nake, but BEWARE, at hc counter, when you register, must write real name and write properly, my friend kenna caught and went to court, Find $1000.

From what I understand, many ppl just anyhow scribble their name on the book. I do so too. Miss a number here and there...

as with all dealings with cops when you are in the grey zone, it's up to the cop's mood and discretion.

like when they charge gangster with tax evasion, it's because they cannot prove murder and pin drug-peddling on him. this no so big deal of course, but maybe if you buay song the cop, then he got reason to hantam you.

if you don't give then a reason, why will they bother with wrong name and IC?

a masseuse told me her place kena raided twice in past two months. I won't mention here where, don't want to kill their business. anyway both time the girls all just go outside and line-up, the AV check their ID see whether got illegal immigrant.

the three customers in rooms at that time just stay where they are, but chia lat they have to wait 30 mins for normal service to resume. :( the massuese say the AV just take quick look at the guest register but never take down names.

on the other hand, I got one fren got his particulars take down, but never kena fine just a telling off for not registering real name at recep. :o

nosferatu7
08-06-2007, 04:46 AM
3. If arrested, is it a must to call families to bail out?
Thank you!

I heard from a colleague, who is a reservist police officer.. You do have to call a next of kin to come & bail you out if kena caught. And if you are married, then that NOK is your wife...:eek: Jialat like that..

Same thing like if kena caught in GL with the FLs.